#i want to shake him around

[canneddolts]

this guy

#get a load a this guy #half life #hl1 #gordon freeman #halflife #my stuff #half-life #sometimes i black out & think about him nonstop for like days straight #i want to shake him around #violently

[dnangelic]

#*･ﾟ⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT. #sometimes he gives me CUTE AGGRESSION #i want to SHAKE HIM AROUND #him and his EVIL LITTLE DEMON TEETH

[spw-art]

Geno is even more stupid in HD. Good for him.

#spw talks #smrpg #he’s such a fucking dork #I want to shake him around

[deep-space-lines]

So we know Gabriel’s armor changes color from a default silver to red when he’s super pissed. Implying his armor changes color with his emotions (because he’s a special little princess).

So the obvious question is: can he blush

#my art #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #what’s he lookin at? no.. i shan’t say #i hate his gay ass #i want to trap him in a little box and shake it around #do enjoy painting him tho #straka's shitposts

[bergameow]

weird cat

#steddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #fanart #chibi #cute #i want to shake eddie around like a person who doesn't know how to use a paddle ball #like #i want to put him in a jar and shake it around like an 8ball #you get it? #like an etch-a-sketch you want to erase #i want to put him in a little metal cocktail cup thingy and just #SHKASHKASHKASHKA #steve harrington #eddie munson

[muttmurdock]

#slut. i want to grab him by the throat and shake him around like a chew toy until his squeaker comes out #daredevil #marveledit #daredeviledit #matt murdock #mattmurdockedit #charlie cox #marvel #mcuedit #my gifs #🪐

[trektown]

Happy 2024, have some Garak gifs as a treat

#I need to see him flustered and blushing #I want to shake him around like a maraca and hear him rattle #star trek #trekposting #star trek ds9 #star trek deep space nine #deep space nine #ds9 #garak #elim garak #ds9 garak

[nibbelraz]

i found u this weird-looking possum thing in a dumpster

OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM!!!!! He looks STARVED!! Thank you so much. I'll make sure he is provided proper enrichment and love

#svsss #shang qinghua #he looks so cute oh my god i absolutely love his expression he knows exactly what hes been doing #sO CUTE I WANT TO SHAKE HIM AROUND!!!!! #I felt like mobei receiving a tiny little creature #nib text #ask #my art #moots art #nibbelraz

[inqua]

another day another tragic baby 😔💚

#soren #fire emblem #fe9 #feh #fe #inktober #inqtober #doodle #inquart #grabs u by the shoulders vigorously shakes u around and yells in ur face that i want to love and support him. do u understand

[theragamuffininitiative]

I don't need a vacation, I need a sabbatical, where I go live in an abbey in switzerland for six months where I read and garden and study and stare at the sky and learn about birds and make some art and write a lot and help feed the nearby village with the garden crops and there are no ads or algorithms or tv shows or fastfood restaurants and I walk into town once a week for phone and internet to check on friends and family and then I go away again and preferably there are cats and goats and those soft brown cows and one shaggy dog and I learn I have a new favorite constellation and type of flower and shade of green.

#ragamusings #anyone else? #had to drive v carefully around a phone-distracted driver on my way home and i wanted to shake him by the shoulders #had someone want a refund from their show bc they didnt like it (we didn't have enough cast members apparently???) #and i watched horrific news unfold #and i'm so angry and tired and frustrated #i took a week-long staycation and only began to feel like myself again on the fifth day #anyways you can reblog this if you relate it's not just a private ramble #but idk if it is relatable or not i just want it deep in my soul #but alas i have no money and sabbaticals cost money ironically #and who would take care of my cats

[sorrelpaws]

>be me >make a friend >hang out with him >he gets hurts due to hanging out with me >mfw my only friend might die because of me

#rick and morty #morty smith #brad #hii cosmic my friend cosmic who asked me to draw this smile #edit omg i had a whole bunch of shit i wanted to say about this actually #me and cosmic bradleyenthusiast were discussing how morty would react in a situation like this #because with his family its like kind of whatever? ish? everyone can stand their own ground and/or have been babyproofed to be invulnerable #vs brad who is mortys only authentic natural friend getting hurt(additionaly due to him) #like this is someone he cares about who cant be guaranteed safety #so hed probably get incredibly anxious and panicky #would try to fill the silence by talking a lot either to brad or himself just to keep his brain occupied and like Sane #i do think morty has a semi decent understanding of first aid but just getting so freaked out that he's shaking running around #IDK! much to think about

[starrytect]

he's so pathetic guys

#limbus company #lcb #emil sinclair #emil sinclair lcb #art tag #i need him to suffer every inconvenience possible #'was that not just canto iii' sure but i want More. that was just a taste #i want him to have the worst day imaginable all the time #i want to put him in a jar so i can shake him around #do you understand me. do you understand my vision

[vesrimm]

What colors would a god machine bleed? Be it some dream or nightmare?

#blood/ #rain world #five pebbles #rain world five pebbles #five pebbles rain world #biting and chewing my favorite character like a chewtoy and then sticking him in a blender (affectionate) #he's so me. i need to shake him around for a while. give me 26 dollars for the plush and i'll give him a warm blankie instead. #i also just wanted to draw someone covered in blood. unfortunately he was the person i was sketching. i'm so so sick he's suffering with me #payment for the sniffles. #idk what the text is for i just wanted to sound cool </3 #haha wheee 💖 #edit: wow i should drench him in blood more often. yall like that huh.

[sunnysanji]

kaveh hates your new blanket. what he hates even more is that he's the one that bought it for you.

he thought it would be amazing. you'd seen it in a shop and you couldn't stop talking about how soft it was, how thick it was and how the weight would be so comforting on you. one point that he particularly liked about this was that it would comfort you in his absences, allowing you to sleep when he's up late working on sketches and new proposals.

so, he bought it as a birthday gift and surprised you with it early. he even bought a larger size one that allows you both to use it when in bed together. you were ecstatic, and he was so excited that you loved your first (of many) birthday gifts.

however, he stopped being excited when you liked it a little too much.

"sweetheart let me in," kaveh lightly chides, shivering from the exposure of his bare torso to the sharp chill of your bedroom.

"i'm too comfy and it's cold, just use one of the other blankets," you argue into the plush of the blanket, concluding the argument by snuggling deeper into the pillows and the warm of the blanket. he hates that he feels his heart warm up at the sight and butterflies start to tickle in his stomach at the sight in front of him. he loves you so much.

"baby i want to touch you."

"i'm not in the mood, try again tomorrow night," you giggle into the pillow.

"oh my- you know that's not what i mean." he says, exasperated. kaveh had such a long day and the only thing he was looking forward to throughout his entire day was coming home to cuddle you and steal kisses before falling asleep in each other's grasp. he can't help but be frustrated that you're denying him the one pleasure he's able to find in his life. and he knows you're doing it just to tease him. "i missed you so much today, baby. did you not miss me too?"

"i saw you this morning," you refute. kaveh struggles to find the path between his mind and his tongue, ultimately failing and choosing to just let out something between a loud sigh and a strangled groan. he stomps to the linen closet outside the bedroom door and yanks out the old duvet that was on your shared bed before the new blanket showed up.

he throws himself down on his side of the bed and wraps the duvet tightly around himself, tossing himself to pointedly face away from you.

"i'm donating that fucking blanket the second you wake up tomorrow morning."

he receives no answer. he only feels the spot next to him dip and shift before he feels the warm skin of your hand slipping into his duvet, going to wrap around his waist. you pull more of the duvet around yourself and fully pull your boyfriend into your embrace. he turns around in your hold to return the embrace and he buries his fingers into your hair.

"i knew you wouldn't last long," his voice is significantly softer.

"whatever. you got really upset i thought you were going to start crying." you punctuate your sentence with a kiss against his adam's apple and then his jaw.

he scoffs at you, but contradicts this with a kiss to your forehead and then your warm cheek and finally your awaiting lips.

"i will cry next time. and i am donating that stupid thing tomorrow."

"i love you, kaveh," you whisper into his neck, grinning against his skin.

"i love you too, sweetheart." kaveh sighs.

#MARCY'S BACK #i'm so rusty at writing but this was so fun i love kaveh so much i want to shake him around in a little jar like a specimen #he is my girlfriend #kaveh x reader #genshin impact x reader #gi x reader #kaveh fluff #genshin impact fluff #genshin fluff #idek if this will show up in the tags but i do not care tbh

[jackobbit]

Made this as a warm up on Magma! I am. So. So not normal about Apex Polarity. Go read it, now. Like right now. It’s so good it’s so DJDJDJE

I’m normal.

It belongs to @naffeclipse go read it. Pointing at u

[ID: A digitally drawn black and white half body image of Orca Eclipse from Apex Polarity, he smiles, looking off to the side as he holds himself up using his arms. Eclipse is a humanoid siren with a large orca tail, black and white body and fins that surround his head like sun rays. He holds himself above snow and ice, behind him the background is white. /End ID]

#fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf eclipse #fnaf dca au #dca au #dca fandom #my art #shaking him around he’s so stuck in my brain grr grr #I want to make some more proper fanart for the fic later but this is it #for now #ehehe

[15-lizards]

Unintentionally or not, Stannis is the most Sisyphus coded character ever like…cursed to do a duty that he will never finish, giving his body and soul and sanity up for a task that’s futile…he will never reach his goal and reap the fruits of his labor…he’s just gonna stubbornly keep pushing that boulder up, no matter that it rolls back down every single time

#asoiaf #this is also the definition of insanity so like #I want to open his head and pick around in there #then put him in a jar and shake him really hard #go middle aged freak man go