#i want to STEAL through TIME

[tangerinesteve]

the fact that the words "time theft" even exist together the way they do and apply to some cooperate bullshit about ... stealing time from them (??????) and not like, time traveling bandits who literally steal things through time via time travel, makes me feel feral we deserve a better timeline we deserve to be time bandits

#i want to STEAL #i want to STEAL through TIME #also.... my buying lunch in the store i work in should not fucking be called 'time theft' #YOU CANT STEAL TIME ITS NOT TANGIBLE IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY #im livid #sorry i just saw someone say the words time theft and lost it a bit #working retail #time theft #absolute bullshit nonsense #mine

[buwheal]

BEACH OUTFIT 💥💥💥💥

He used to surf the web back in 98'.

#the clothes were so difficult for no reason i kept having to edit them #i actually really like this one lol #cunty uncle type thing going on #Also i love the HC that he as a plush tummy thats so cute and im stealing it #i was about to give him flipflops until i realized he cant do that #He had a dolphin print shirt but it looked ugly with the shorts and i really wanted the striped shorts lol #deltarune spamton #spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton fanart #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #i think it looks fine but still i hope it comes across he's resting his right arm on an invisible prop for the pose lol #there was a small little fella in the back of my mind who wanted to put him in a two piece but i couldnt sorry lmfao #edit: I forgot to write this out but I wanted to put it on any post bc i dont want to post a txt post just for this #but honestly he's gotta be some flavor of queer. #It doesnt matter to me which type all that much but I HC that even though he probably is #he has never been in a relationship and i dont think he ever will #he is so full of himself and he's kind of an ass tbh. That and i doubt he trusts anyone with what he's gone through #even if he got time to heal i dont think he'd ever trust someone enough to make a real relationship that way #Thats it thanks for coming to my ted talk #if you opened the tags here's your secret paragraph & im not sorry #BuwheArt

[marblerose-rue]

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the perched king / tigerstar I

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #tigerclaw #tigerstar #warriors #warrior cats #wc art #waca #UHHHHH squints i havent posted fanart in a while i think those are all of my tags #DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO HAVE A LITTLE TIME TO DO A LEGIT PIECE LIKE THIS. oh my god its wonderful #im experiencing a calm before the storm because this is the week before finals #I PROMISE ILL GET BACK TO DOING THE STARCLAN GAMES SOON I JUST NEED TO SURVIVE FINALS AND THEN I DONT HAVE SCHOOL TO JUGGLE WITH WORK #ANYMORE ABJLHBKHDFBG #I SPENT THE ENTIRE LIKE 2 HOURS WORKING ON THIS LISTENING TO THE HUNGER GAMES MOCKINGJAY AUDIOBOOK im. GOOD GOD. im hurting #the movies dont do hardly enough justice to how awful the things the characters go through are #recovering peeta makes me so :( i love him so bad #still got four hours left of the audio book and its really nice since i can listen to it while working #i love drawing tigerclawstar so much i think hes one of the warrior cats ever #for a while a couple years ago if i wanted to draw a wc character i would only draw him but i dont think i ever posted ANY of it

[pinkd3mon]

I can respect the hater mentality

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #hoshi no kirby #kirby meme #it's honestly hilarious that half the cast of star allies are just people that tried to kill us and most of them aren't even sorry #Taranza at the time was the only redeemed villain in the cast #like yeah magolor went through redemption but we didn't know that he just built a theme park and hoped everything was fine #marx is just not hungry and his text just hints at him still being up to no good #susie is still racist and im not even sure she learn something from her experience #apart from trauma #daroach is here to steal stuff #im still not sure what dark meta knight wanted but nothing good I'm sure #i may be giving Taranza too much credit because he's my favorite he did have ulterior motives #but at most he just wanted to pray for Sectonia's revival he wasn't gonna do anything bad #he is going through stuff of course he's vulnerable to be converted by a cult #he's even like 'probably won't work and it working would honestly be a bad thing but im going to try anyway' #do you think Taranza gets lonely up there #Galacta dying the second we receive the first bit of solid lore about them was straight up evil #and then kumazaki confirmed they killed them because it was funny i was enraged /pos #i know people were tired of Galacta Knight at that point #i mean i wasn't bur i kind of understand why some people may have been #even they were tired they kiled themselves before having to fight us again #do you ever think about how none of the Galacta Knight encounters are canon to the kirby cast but are canon to Galacta #and then their death isn't canon so oops here they come in Kirby clash #retire that is old guy #but actually don't i like them and i want them to appear until they drop dead (again) #the post was meant to be about Galacta never forgiving the ancients but honestly they're probably angry just in general

[spicyicymeloncat]

I don’t know if I’ve already shared this and if I had, sorry, but consider: past morally questionable Misako (I’ll preface this with: this is not a Misako slander post. I like her and just because I hc her as a flawed person doesn’t mean I think she’s bad as a character).

Misako but she herself was raised by Darkley’s boarding school (or associated groups). Her love of research and questing originated from being tasked missions to steal magical artefacts. Her interest in the spinjitzu bros was originally a mission to glean information about the elemental alliance and spinjitzu from them, which is why she was quick to accept the letter and why she was fine with having an evil partner.

But over time, her relationship with Garmadon changed her perspective. She saw how he struggled against his own evil, and how he still strive to be a hero in spite of it. They bonded, finding that they had shared experiences and she began to see more in the world and even became excited to start a family with him. He helped her learn to be good. And so when he succumbed to evil, Misako fights to return the favour.

Misako accepted that on her own she didn’t have the skills to look after Lloyd, she might not have even had a good parental relationship herself, and so turned to the people she knew, Darkley’s, as it was essentially the only connection she really had. It’s not the greatest option but she lived through it so (Ik it’s a boarding school for boys but idk maybe there’s another school somewhere else, or Misako is trans idk).

#i think the explorer’s guild are connected to Darkley’s also #nefarious thief’s and evil education institute makes sense #Misako has barely anything to her character so I can do what I want #sorry this post is worded so sappily idk how to write it lol #speaking Misako I recently rewatched s2 #and like #i am more of a Misako apologist in recent times bc of the writing potential #but man it is brutal in s2 #where she literally appears right after Lloyd explains he’s never known the love of a parent #and then later on in the season Lloyd’s like ‘so how did you meet him’ and she’s like ‘who? Wu ❤️❤️❤️’ #and he’s like ‘no my dad…’ #like L #L #and when she goes to steal the helm Garmadon is sitting there going through a crisis over having to fight Lloyd and she’s like #‘what’s cookin good look in’ #ashkskdkdld #maybe she’s justified in her decisions but she goes about it with absolutely no ability to read the room #ninjago #ninjago misako #ninjago headcanons

[kiseiakhun]

I like how a couple of insane people have convinced the jaykyle corner that Kyle is Bruce's favourite lantern

#sometimes fandom misconceptions are good #Bruce's favourite lantern is jess btw. because he wants to fuck her #will i ever let go of that one time they kissed? sources point to no #kyle is also Bruce's favourite because Bruce wants to fuck him also. btw. #me seeing an uptick of people going through my jaykyle tag in the last couple days: this is the perfect time to talk about how Bruce wants #to steal Kyle from Jason #when Jason starts dating Kyle Bruce gives Jason the shovel talk

[phoenixcatch7]

I know 'person with secret to hide spots other person with secret to hide but doesn't say anything' is like. Thee trope in superhero crossovers, but come on! Some of these guys have been doing this for decades! There's tons of heroes that have gone to pretty extreme lengths to be Completely Imperceptible in civilian life.

Don't you think it's scarier, after all is said and done, to sit there and think I didn't notice a thing? I wouldn't have ever realised? I would never have known? To know that someone you were familiar with - close with, even! - had this whole other personality and skillset and powers and experiences and life just behind the curtain, and they hid it so completely you didn't even see it was there.

'I always knew there was something off' what if you didn't. How world shaking would it be to be so utterly blindsided? To know that this person had somehow learned to so deceptive?

#Strongly inspired by the dp x dc where Danny knows what up IMMEDIATELY or a bat clocks Danny as super suspicious within mins of meeting #Or the amount of reveal fics caused by the hero slipping up in some stupid way and getting themselves doxxed against their will #Like come on!! Full time heroes like superman or batman or Spidey go to great lengths to construct an entirely separate civilian persona! #And yes I know they've had their idiot moments when it comes to their identities but they've kept their secret rock solid for irl DECADES #What's an identity reveal without drama!! Shake it up! Stir the pot! Not a slow and gradual build up of suspicion and stress #But two high speed trains coming at right-angles and the audience is the only one who can see the incoming crash #Twist the knife in if you want. Make it HURT. Make it completely rewrite what they believed. #Short ID reveals are great for this because you can SEE the ripple effects spreading out as the story ends. Just BANG. #But also no ID reveal at all. The main character goes through the story regularly interacting with and developing character right alongside #A hero in hiding and no one is ever the wiser. You're a worker in WE fending off attempts to steal your inventions and Bruce Wayne #Invites you to his office to discuss security and he walks you back to your office when you get nervous about a break in. #You're struggling with school bullies and getting into trouble over your photography hobby and Peter Parker is right there alongside #You complaining about rich kids and fiddling with the outdated finicky lenses you got from the school. #You're a reporter unpicking a mystery scandal and you ask resident tank Clark Kent if he's able to play bodyguard if you go somewhere shady #The reader knows. No one else notices a thing. #And besides focusing on the civilian side is a nice change of pace! Let's see how they manage leading double lives! #What do I even tag this #batman #superman #Marvel #Dcu #spiderman #secret identity #identity reveal #long tags #captain marvel #miraculous ladybug #I know I know #hero and villain

[solargeist]

the dsmpburs getting each other gifts for the holidays. They stole every single one to regift to each other.

#they all thought ''oh man i cant afford that. Well time to steal'' #ghostbur WOULD steal but he gives them all blue instead :D #pog digging through stuff to steal while feeling slightly concerned that she feels embarrassed getting something for lman #pog: why do i want... him happy... *breaks a window* #<- b4 they're together lolol

[maskyartist]

*claps my hands together* if i say theres potential for an au where Clay ends up lost in the tunnels after the cave in, left behind by the Putt Putts as well, so hes either living in the walls of Bergentown or just trapped in the tunnels eventually being found/getting out near the village and just being more animal then Troll...

do yall see my vision or do i gotta go further??? theres drama potential im just saying (more in tags)

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #no i wont stop putting clay into horrible situations its too EASY >:( #if he didnt wanna be bullied he shouldnt have been overshadowed in his own reveal scene and given a surprisingly traumatic backstory- #-that was glossed over WAY too quick (then again trolls is just like that) #idk i like the idea of branch finding his brother and he wants to be angry he wants to be angry SO BADLY #but clay's been in the forest for who knows how long and he looks so rough #it takes time to recognize branch because hes grey and bitter #i feel clay would pop up near his bunker around when branch is like halfway done with it. probably teens by then its livable basically #and now this feral ass Troll is poking his head in stealing food and trying to find safety from rain #like the mental image of them NOT knowing its each other is so funny to me #but theres also clay living IN bergentown just running around trying to stay hidden #his entire life is panic hes paranoid every two minutes hes whipping his head around to make sure hes not being followed #loud noises make him hide sudden touch makes him hide dont hug him at all he's reminded of bergen hands gripping the life outta him #hes been through the WRINGER imma make it worse for funsies :) #i love clay brozone *violently flings him at a wall* see hes so fun :D

[obstinaterixatrix]

I really like romances that highlights a complex relationship with desire. what’s that one quote. found it, it’s the siken quote that goes “the enormity of my desire disgusts me” and “there’s only one thing I want, don’t make me say it” LOVE that. it’s so fun. denial and repression and self-loathing! some of my favorite ingredients for a romance.

#time to talk the romos #it can show up in any narrative in many ways #but the way in romance it pulls another person into the process #is SOOOOO fun for me #with romance being character-focused and with the plot tied to emotional/relationship development #(when it’s done well) you get to see it in both an individual and systemic context #how it manifests in solitude and its impact on relationship patterns #how it’s masked or displayed #whether the character is aware or unaware #whether the character is trying to break these patterns or are furiously clinging to them #fight or flight lol #anyway that’s why I just ended up rotating that one single father bl in my head for so long #I feel like writing-wise I’m kind of lukewarm on it? but themes-wise it grabbed me by the throat and shook me like a rattle #the love interest’s whole thing is how at his core he wants affection but has only gotten it through dysfunctional means #because what he’s wanted has always been dismissed or rejected or minimalized for the sake of someone else #well yknow he’s an orphan and was taken in by his maternal uncle so there’s always been resentment if he does better than the ‘actual’ son #so the pattern is #starting from his cousin and his cousin’s girlfriend #is seeing affection and going ‘I want that’ and ‘stealing’ another person’s partner #and then instantly being disinterested because if it’s so easily ‘stolen’ it’s not the affection he actually wants #and since it continues outside of that context of. well essentially revenge #it just continues into solely experiencing unfulfilling relationships #so when the love interest recognizes his own interest in the main character #he’s trying to continue his cycle of ‘surely if I sleep with this person I’ll lose interest’ except by this point *that’s* the self-delusion #he’s found a person that he connects with and with whom he wants a genuine relationship #and it’s devastating to him!!!!!! #lmao I love it

[chef-alta]

TFP Breakdown gets kidnapped by shady organization using Cybertronians for scientific and evil gains, is dissected and killed off

Earthspark Breakdown gets kidnapped by shady organization using Cybertronians for scientific and evil gains...

#earthspark breakdown #tfe breakdown #tfp breakdown #spoilers #earthspark spoilers #12 yr old me was INCONSOLABLE when breakdown died in tfp all those years ago #im a grown ass man now but i am NOT ready to go through this a second time should anything happen to breakdown #i will headbutt ghost and mandroid in the kneecaps then steal they spines if they hurt my boy im so tIRED #but on the other hand the writer and artist in me wants to delve into the angst and make content based on it... #BUT STILL #earthspark team pls dont do this to my heart #milk tea spills tea

[moonelnone]

(flea anon i shall be jumping in sometimes bc im rotating ur art in my brain)

my narcolepsy leads me to having hallucinations and its always horrifying shit so do you think ace also gets those maybe imagining sabo and coupled with the inteusive thoughts he just is having Terrible time (hes just like me fr,,,,,)

Im glad you're rotating my art, it's loves to be rotated 🙏 Ace would definitely have hallucinations, maybe groggily waking up at night in the tree house to see Sabo at the door way, but when he does a double take it's just a tree branch that accidentally got caught in the open entrance.... And yeah, alongside intrusive thoughts he'd just be having a bad time even if Luffy is there because the thoughts are harmless, wanting to hurt him would occasionally occur. Maybe to add on the pile of reason why he reached out to Makino to help him be a better brother and learn to be kinder Also sorry about the Narcolepsy anon, fight through those hallucinations well 👊 😔

#tokumei answered #I wanna... talk about Sabo's intrusive thoughts too hm hm..... #but I dont really know how to word it out like- It was Ace and Sabo. Two children with emotionally pent up rage that their ideal #way of spending time is fighting stealing and crime. Because it was their way of feeling free to do whatever they want #Ace being raised by bandits and learning through their actions. and Sabo with his shitty ass family building pent up rage in him #Ace got to mature and learn mostly to stay away from intrusive thoughts caused by his emotional instability and Sabo... Well- he did #mature too. But y'know he grew up fighting in the revolutionaries #his intrusive thoughts may have been enabled but be directed at the government and rich asshole (or anyone he doesn't like) #so we got one brother who learned to suppress those intrusive thoughts (Ace) and one brother who got those thoughts be enabled (Sabo) #I think you should note that in the jp dub Sabo is kind of a meanie sometimes when he's not talking to Luffy

[mer-se]

long day yesterday 💤

#saw my sister 🤍 #was nice even if it wasn’t very long #lots of driving and walks in the fog #in numerous locations #through the commons was my favorite though #I’ve been tired like deep soul tired for days #the rain doesn’t help #christmas stress and overworked probably I push myself too much at times #and my days off are always rainy and shitty #a nice sunny day would fix me #I’ll keep the fog though #yesterday was nice #I forget sometimes how much relief and happiness she brings just seeing her face and hearing her voice #my nephew is so cute too #he’s so sweet and chill and had cute little cowboy boots I wanted to steal and wear #mine

[emotopunkpipeline]

Now Hiring: friends with benefits*

*benefits being that you hold me while I grieve the deep, inconsolable loss of my childhood and the pervasive and perpetual loneliness left by a quarter century of neglect and abuse

#just cptsd things #actually cptsd #cptsd recovery #living with cptsd #whatever #don't read this far into the tags #ya fuckin punk #can i tell you how motherufcking hard it is to breathe when the pain steals all the air #when all you want is someone to cry to #but that is not what this time is for #i just don't want to hold this grief alone anymore #it is so heavy #and i want to cry in my friend's arms #without expectation #without a time limit #i want to silently scream into the pits of despair that well up in my soul #and i want to do it with those i love #to squeeze their hands as we make it through this part of the roller coaster again #to receive their love #to let them bear witness to my unbridled pain #to smother the loneliness with the scent of their skin #to see and be seen #to 🥺 and be 🥺 #i just really want that #she thinks #who is she

[priestfrommidnightmass]

now that i’m actually on somewhat of a real break for the first time in a while and i’ve recently completed two of my most time consuming fanfics so… i must ask again

#i’ll actually elaborate on them in the tags this time #white baby 1 is kinda the most taxing… it’s already like 16k words #and i need to do a deep dive of the source material (and secondary source material) #but i also can’t watch it on my own so that one’s kinda on hold but it could use some combing through #white baby 2 has some great bones laid down but it’s kinda complicated #i’d need to come up with some original aspects which i hate in fanfic but are necessary for this plot #so it just requires some Thinking. it’s one of my faves tho #haven’t written a word of white baby 3 but it’s not that complex it’s kind of a one and done type of deal #secret fourth option.. #so basically someone else has already said they’d write this fic. but i want to so bad #i haven’t been able to stop thinking abt it i have so many IDEASSSS #but also they said they’d write it sometime… so is it wrong #it would be cruel to steal that right. i can’t do that… #i don’t know. follow your heart in choosing your answer

[von-karmas-a-bitch]

me, playing tgaa1: ok so this stronghart guy is obviously evil-

stronghart: london is the centre of the modern world. objectively best city. we have AAAAALL the cool technology you WISH you had our technology and public transport don't you ohhhh you wanna be a londoner so bad aren't you jealous of our trams

me, a rural english bitch and certified london hater: well now it's personal. it is on like donkey kong. i am going to have so much fun obliterating this man.

#words cannot describe. my seething hatred. for london. and everything it represents. #they steal like 99% of the resources and infrastructure meant for the rest of the country and for what #to have a public transport system that is so overly punctual that it's hostile to human life?? #no i don't want your stupid trams. but an hourly bus that actually shows up on time or at all would be nice #london bus driver who closed the doors on my sister while she was in the doorway on purpose #bc you were mad that my sister knew you were gonna not let me on so she stood in the doorway to protect me #from getting stuck alone in my personal hell for the crime of needing a second to get my debit card out #all because heaven forbid you be 0.0000002 milliseconds behind schedule #and be humiliated by showing up at the same time as the 3:04pm bus when you're the 3:03pm bus #because londoners are that fucking privileged i guess #oh london bus driver how i loathe you #don't even get me started on london underground don't get me STARTED #every time i am offered to go see a musical or whatever but i have to make my way there alone without someone else to help me #i decline. i have to. me + london = recipe for disaster. i am not navigating that shit alone absolutely not #i only did that once when i was running away/being kicked out (it's complicated) and had no choice but to do it to get to my grandma's #(which is why i lived near london for a few years bc i went to live with my grandma) #and like. i barely made it. bc why are there two stations with the same name right near each other #and why is the international one the one i have to go to even though it's supposed to be for when you're like #going through the channel tunnel to france or whatever #st pancras international train station i hope you explode #with the rest of london #i am going to look at a map of england really hard so i can explode london with my mind #anyways haha oopsie time to tag this ''properly'' #text post #mael stronghart #sophia's soliloquies #tgaac