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For @klausinamarink ‘s birthday. I’m sorry this is late, my friend 💗

Eddie’s gonna kill him. Gonna murder his uncle and bury him in the backyard so he can never embarrass Eddie ever, ever again.

“This one,” Wayne the Betrayer continues, leafing over to the next page, “was Eddie’s eighth grade talent show.”

Steve makes a particularly strangled noise that lands somewhere between a coo and a laugh, pointing at the photo that Eddie is positive he’d set fire to last year.

Wayne must’ve made copies.

“Look at your hair!” Steve giggles, downright bouncing in his seat as he points to Eddie’s hideous buzzcut, “you were so cute!”

Eddie makes another grab for the photo album but his stupid jock boyfriend with his stupid, hot jock reflexes dances away, getting up from the couch to turn to the next page, which only makes him giggle louder.

“Look at you!” Steve downright coos this time, holding the photo album so close to his face it nearly rubs at his nose.

“I will never forgive you for this.” Eddie grumbles, Steve practically bouncing on his toes as he takes in Eddie’s woeful eighth-grade haircut, and Wayne has the audacity to scoff.

“Your boy asked. I ain’t about to refuse him.”

“You’re supposed to be on my side.” Eddie whines, and Wayne rolls his eyes.

“Not when you’re bein’ an idjit.”

Steve dances back over, keeping the album a safe distance away as he shows Eddie another photo, this time with him at a table covered in dice and miniatures, his hair still cropped close to his head. “I’m framing these.” Steve announces, tapping at the photograph, “look at you!”

And Steve’s smiling so big and wide, so obviously enamored, and Eddie, despite himself, feels his irritation shrink.

“We’re burning it.” Eddie counters, but it’s without heat, and Steve sits down next to him, no longer afraid for the albums safety.

“I love them.” Steve maintains, and Eddie softens more at the heartfelt way his boyfriend gazes on his awkward, gangly phase, on Eddie’s shaved head and how it accentuates his too-big ears and buggy eyes, Steve cradling the pages like those years are something precious.

“You’re biased.” Eddie grumbles, but he scoots a little closer to Steve. Presses their shoulders together. Their thighs.

“‘Ve got baby photos.” Wayne suddenly announces, and Eddie nearly topples off the couch, “you know he didn’t get hair until he was three?”

My permanent tag list (sorry yall are getting tagged twice in one day I am overdue on some gifts!!!) 💗: @hotluncheddie @hitlikehammers @hbyrde36 @littlewildflowerkitten @chaotic-waffle

@westifer-dead @perseus-notjackson @finntheehumaneater @theheadlessphilosopher @spectrum-spectre

@itsall-taken @marvel-ous-m @bookworm0690 @acasualcrossfade

#YYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS #i love the old picture showing trope its my favvvvvveeee #soooo cuuttteeeee #steddie #wayne munson #is theeeeee best

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Look what has happened, quick call the police! I'll Iie perfectly still.

(Source)

#oh nooooo it killed him #that is the cutest fucking squirrel ive ever seen #squirrel #video

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ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

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What they don't tell you is that if you drink soda in a friendly and joyful state of mind, all the negative effects, like the high sugar and acidic content, are nullified

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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why is this the funniest response I could’ve been given

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Hands down one of the most gorgeous cats I've ever seen. She's a Russian blue and a bit over a year old.

#cats

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omg babe kissing my knuckles? thats so--STOP licking my RING POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#steve and eddie #but also.... eddie and robin platonically

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out♡

🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡

#asks #thannnnkkkkk #hotluncheddie

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(I might have sent this twice? Whatever, lol.)

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out♡

(You did but its chill. Makes me feel special. 🤣)

LOVE YOU FRIEND!!!

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

#asks #thank you thank youuuuu #scoops-aboy86

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Blackjack dealer Eddie falls in love with Steve at first sight when he sits down at his table at the casino.

He’s so enamored with his cute laugh and nice hair that he doesn’t even care that Steve’s clearly counting cards while he thinks he’s distracting Eddie with his flirting.

#yessssss ao fucking cuuuttteeeee #steddie

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you’re hearing it more and more

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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

#this is fucking hilarious but also.... #are they implying that icies and niceys DON'T rhyme? because they absolutely do.

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#oh! such pretty markings!!! #cats #video

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David Tennant & Ncuti Gatwa - Doctor Who: The Giggle (2023)

#god i love them #fifteenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #doctor who