#i thought this joke was very very funny

[gjdraws]

did you ever find absolutely cringe art from a decade ago DID YOU GO LOOKING

#what was i on #i thought this joke was very very funny #also the double pun on lemons #anyway #apologies to people who follow #xmfc #cherik #x men first class

[discodisorder]

can you believe the only safe space for me in this randomly generated torture dungeon has been the blood pit?

#also i just thought i would add this bc a lot of people are very smug about the lizardman #in case you weren't aware this game is randomly generated #in my randomly generated dungeon there are NO enemies for me at all spawned in the blood pit #which is why i made this comic #because i thought it was funny that of all places to spawn no enemies the blood pit was the most ironic anyway joke explanation OVER #fear and hunger #funger #the girl #enki #myart

[ectopuppy]

Day 6: Eclipse

the eclipsed war has come to a close

our duty bound king stands victorious

#dannymay2023 #danny phantom #danny fenton #arting #i said i thought itd be funny to never draw the crown of fire the same way twice as a joke but actually it is very funny to me lmao #so even though this is a direct sequel to another drawing i still changed it

[valcaine]

tfw you just killed your son and find your friend who you haven’t seen in several years (decades) committing terrorism

#I thought it would be funny to make technos dialogue the only one that’s censored #they got mcpuffys after so phil could get caught up on what happened #if. mcpuffys was established at this time #if not then a regular mcdonal #I don’t know what this is either I forgot why i drew this in the first place #technoblade #philza #technoblade fanart #philza fanart #philza minecraft fanart #technofanart #dsmp techno #dsmp philza #dream smp #november 16th #it’s literally just a very late november 16th joke #shitpost #digital art #what the fuck #I am a believer in the fact that these dudes are immortal #hence the caption #art more like fart

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hanguang-jun...

lan wangji in ace attorney!! turn on sound 🔊 / traced over edgeworth's sprites :) more info below the cut ↓

also including a bonus Happy Wangji that i couldn't fit into the video!

his share code is YCNKBA! the music used is Recollection -- Light and Shadow of the Film Studio. I thought it had a nice, contemplative feel, between Suspense, which was too intense for the scene, and Heartbroken Maya, which was too sad. the wwx/jc/lwj reunion scene is truly sososo interesting in every adaptation.

→ masterpost here! ←

#my emotional support longterm semi-obscure crossover animation series based off of a throwaway joke #i poured all my thoughts about the jc/wwx reunion into my yiling patriarch shitpost just like. scroll a bit down on my blog #would love for jc to have more expressions in this but sadly if i have to go back and edit a finished piece i spontaneously combust 😔 #lan wangji and miles edgeworth autistic kings #its very funny to me that my sprite with the most emotions yet is the character that famously doesnt emote #i used the internet archive EXR translation again #edited some of the dialogue cause it didn't sound very natural/was too long #but i also found out that the entire series of official english mdzs books are on the internet archive?? straight up?? #by 2042 ill have animated every single character and recreated the entire novel in objection.lol so watch out for that lmao #mdzs aa au #mdzs #aa #lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #wangxian #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #twin prides of yunmeng #ace attorney #animation #art #my art #pixel art #objection.lol #flashing tw #flashing images tw #flashing cw

[girl-named-matty]

"But Sebastian killed his uncle!"

Womp wompppp.

#hogwarts legacy #hl #sebastian sallow #Solomon Sallow #the sallows #THIS IS A JOKE I PROMISE #im very tired atm and thought this was funny #90% of it was self defense

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔 #so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows. #riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage. #why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that) #anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH?????? #i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childeposting #childe

[homicidal-slvt]

*Walks in wearing a pink stethoscope*

I'm your doctor for today- what happened to the old one? We don't talk about that.

*PROLONGED STARE*

*Scribbles on a sticky note and places it on your forehead*

I diagnose you with 'needs fictional dick REAL bad'

#vee's random thoughts go brr #can you guys tell I'm like super tired? I think I'm very funny please laugh #tagging characters I need to gimme their magic stick #cure my mental illness by fuckin' it outta me #simon riley #kyle garrick #alex keller #john price #john mactavish #rodolfo parra #cod nikolai #leon s kennedy #luis serra navarro #chris redfield #carlos oliveira #alejandro vargas #karl heisenberg #sebastian castellanos #joseph oda #ruvik victoriano #stefano valentini #ethan winters #piers nivans #jake muller #phillip graves #lester sinclair #vincent sinclair #josh washington #bo sinclair #vee's dumbass jokes

[blue-draws]

Old comic(?) from February

#pizza tower #the vigilante #pizzahead #puss in boots the last wish jumpscare #there’s a lost drawing of pizzahead drop kicking the vigilante #I never include that drawing because I feel like it’s a bit too mean to the vigilante #sorry if this specific joke is very overdone at this point #i thought it was still good and funny enough to finally post it on here #transcript of the dialogue is in the alt text

[scouting4love]

*imagines/creates a throuple dynamic in my head* wow... mister sakai is so good at writing....

#kenmarsagi #usagi yojimbo #miyamoto usagi #jotaro usagi #tomoe ame #kenichi #mariko #usbarkserice the Homestuck one is for u 🥺 #look. i saw /one/ ship art and thought it was so very funny and that's all it takes. #anyways. please laugh at my jokes! its my birthday on Friday. #my art #love and peace!!!!

[fahbev]

An Incorrect Retelling of Batman and Robin (2009) Issue # Fuck if I know

what do u MEAN this isn’t how it happened?

#Batman and Robin 2009 #damian wayne #dick grayson #this is a joke I think very few people will get #bc it relies on you not only having read the issue but also remembering it and also knowing what the fuck Im even referring to bc it’s — #- a very incorrect retelling #Guys it’s INCORRECT plz do not think this is real #This is like #how it went down if you had zero context and stopped reading in the middle of the issue and also skipped the beginning #And I thought it was funny like that so I drew it #But that’s actually what half of the fanon is like and I don’t wanna accidentally create a monster 😭😭 #I might explain this later if I feel like it

[steveharrington]

like i’m seeing criticisms that say the menu’s entire thesis is just “rich people bad” which to me is just not true….each table has a specific failing that goes beyond just being rich, that explains how their wealth has influenced their behavior. tyler entrenches himself in food culture and tells erin repeatedly that she doesn’t get it, but he can’t make a single dish himself because his supposed love of food is entirely upheld by other people making it for him. the food critic sees herself as the patron saint of chef slowik’s restaurant because she gave him a good review years back, but she also destroyed other chefs livelihood for the sake of content. she wants credit for the good, but removes herself from blame for the bad. the business guys think that their connection to their boss, who they think is owed credit for keeping the restaurant open while also providing his inexperienced input, makes them above everyone else. the married couple has spent $1500 11 times to eat there, but they can’t name a single dish they’ve eaten. and yes these distinctions are made by class, but they’re specific and the each make a certain point about the way art is removed from the context of its creator (tyler) or torn apart for content (the critic) or used to promote a soulless business venture (business dudes) or consumed only for appearance (the married couple) and to me that’s so much more than “rich people bad”

#the menu spoilers #and while yeah the student loans joke Did fall into that very simplistic rich people are bad because they’re rich idea #it was one joke among several very well thought out plot points #and i can already tell that one joke is gonna overshadow so much of the movie 😭 #BUT IT WAS FUNNY

[thegirlsarethriving]

just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline

#undertale #hlvrai #hlvrai2 #benrey #tommy coolatta #papyrus #benry #hlvrai benry #sans undertale #sans #undertale sans #undertale spoilers #i loved Papyrus so much and the whole time i was playing i was like hmm he reminds me of someone...? TOMMY. HE REMINDS ME. OF TOMMY. #i played pacifist but i saw how if u kill every1 n spare Papyrus Sans tells him every1 else is on a vacation bc truth would be too hard #file under: lies Gordon would tell Tommy if anything happened to Sunkist or his dad Gman #we wanna protect Tommy but on the other hand. the horrors r everywhere & Tommy go ham with a gun (he's terrified & acting on pure instinct) #(even tho Tommy has definitely faced his share of horrors in contrast to how Papyrus's loved ones try to shelter him from bloodshed) #i wanna write a paper psychoanalyzing Sans and Benrey in comparison to each other SOOOOO badly #it's been a hot minute since i last watched hlvrai (have seen it at least 4 times but not recently. did watch bbvrai live tho!) #im so extremely tired rn so i can't form proper thoughts :( but like: #they both have unfathomable otherworldly power and knowledge of their respective universes #but u wouldn't know it bc they're presented as just some chill guy who likes to make jokes and Vibe man #sike! they're a being of elderitch levels of power #they both act in accordance to game code but Sans can control parts of it (can see the timeline) while Benrey is much more subject to it #in some ways they are the antithesis of each other's motives but also contain the same vibes (all-powerful guy laidback n funny final boss) #Sans is judgment but doesn't interfere with the timeline. Benrey takes action that's “i knew this was gonna happen” #Benrey is fought as the final villain whereas Sans is arguably the final hero fight #anyways THEIR VIBES ARE BOTH SO !!!!!!!!!!!!! #idk if they'd be besties or mortal enemies #they can bond over being “unserious” (but they both take their true jobs very seriously. security guard and judgment bringer respectively)

[blinkpen]

presented without context

#doodles #artists on tumblr #conga line of apathy #cloa #jaren #collin #zebra #i'll post the rest later i just am an asshole who thinks my own jokes are very funny #jaren: but zebra i thought nothing mattered and everyone and everything is all the same worthless cosmic debris or whatever the fuck

[ghost-proofbaby]

“I love you” “it’ll pass” okay but which one is Eddie and which one is reader bc I don’t think I’d be able to handle either outcome

okay. just. hear me out. listen. listen to this idea i don't know if i could ever put myself through the heartbreak of writing. (tw: i'm bringing up the cursed thing that is eddie's canon ending in stranger things as of right now. yes. his... very, very, very long nap.)

"i love you" = reader

"it'll pass" = eddie

...and how ironic it is, for him to have insisted so many times that it'll pass, especially after the canon events of season 4. in which you are left alone, with nothing more than a memory of him, and all you can think is how it'll never pass. the love, the grief, the pain - he lied. it won't pass. even when you finally crave it to.

#im thinking big sad thoughts right now #i was going to save this ask in case i get around to writing it one day but even conceptualizing that tore my heart out #i can't handle writing the canon events very well i just start ugly crying in the corner #thank u ily <3 #mention of eddie's death? idk how to tag/tw that properly #anyways #he'd say it more jokingly and less forsaken #a self-deprecating joke that becomes a long term bit between the two of you #but it isn't very funny when he's gone and those words are all that can echo through your heart #even louder than any of the times he might have said those three little words back