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pet-rock-from-hell · 2 months
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look i didnt have any good ideas for a fake safety sign this is all i got
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dodothefool · 4 months
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thats an awfully electrified coffee pot
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gunpowder-tim · 5 months
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okay i have a post idea but its not funny.
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elisedonut · 10 months
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love how i rbed 1(one) piece of Draco fanart and now Tumblr's like
'oh thank god something i can work with"
and just keeps giving me Drarry "based on your likes" posts
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heroesxdemons · 2 years
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Oh hey Guily Gear released Bridget recently I wonder how the internet is-
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Ah....I wonder if they know about the True Ending and the Bad Endi-
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Ah
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star-stair · 2 years
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I'm back in my glass animals phase and I'm now thinking about how I'm definitely not the target audience, especially for Dreamland. Im way too young for it. I have no nostalgia for times I wasn't even born or don't remember.
I was singing Dreamland a while ago and my parents recognized the tune. It was obviously made that way to be recognizable but not easily identifiable because the small segment is used with different chords and in a different context.
Anyway here's some lyrics I do not relate to or understand fully. I never played "007 Nintendo games" (space ghost coast to coast (Apparently even the title Space Ghost Coast to Coast is a reference to some TV show?)) I have "never seen the price is right" and I have not been "on that shit since '99"(waterfalls coming out your mouth). I was not alive in '99. "as focused as Mr. Miyagi" (tangerine) has no significance to me because I've never seen karate kid. "All you've done in bed, all on Memorex" (Dreamland) what is Memorex? I'm guessing it's some brand of like film or something?
There's probably tons more examples I didn't even notice because I didn't know it was referencing something at all.
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mothwithteeth · 4 months
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My bridesmaid dress gaps a little at the top but it's high enough that none of the groomsmen will be tall enough to look down my dress
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thetimelordbatgirl · 29 days
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The police in Scotland have the chance to do the most funniest thing right now.
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poisoned-sugar11 · 1 year
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People keep discussing the logistics of soup but I just wanna watch a horror series with them :(
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got your nose !!!!
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ruporas · 8 months
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on the run!! (ID in alt)
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chirrups · 2 months
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a few medieval-inspired life series lads because that makes me happy
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erlkink-heatcliff · 17 days
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git him! ooh git him !
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extra doodles too
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untitled-tmnt-blog · 7 months
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... And the never-ending "shadows vs shorts" debate continues!
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somecunttookmyurl · 2 years
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my boyfriend is not any flavour of queer. he says he "wishes he was" because queer people "just seem to understand the world so much" by which i assume he means we by default actually consider society wrt sex and gender, but he is unfortunately both cis and het. he's checked.
he carries around a copy of "the little book of lgbtq" in his backpack at all times in case he needs to look something up.
a good chunk of his youtube history is queer history / queer media / 'what it's like to be x' videos. he thinks all of you with the less famous identities (ie not the L G B or T) are very cool and funky and hopes you have a good day.
he knows he's straight because he has kissed men on several occasions and was not into it sexually. one of those times was a gay dude who promised to buy him drinks all night in exchange for a kiss and my boyfriend is nothing if not a wee whore. one of the others was kissing his gay friend who was depressed about not being able to hook up with anyone, because he is a very sweet wee whore.
he would do it again because he is very neutral on the kiss itself (not into it, but not grossed out by it. it's just a kiss, innit) and because he doesn't want people to be so lonely and sad that they cry in the smoking area of the club.
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voldheart · 6 months
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We need more little guy obsessed with his wife pale king NOW
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