everyone being in love with rosie is so insane to me. like? you also know he likes jazz? likes coca cola? was a lawyer before signing up to be a pilot? folds the cuffs of his long sleeve polos? likes reading? flew in his skivvies during basic? likes his coffee black? his nickname is twinkle toes? hates fox hunting? doesn't know how to ride a bike? caresses his plane before a mission? insane. insane. insane
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If you were my girlfriend, I would make your pic in my phone a gif of mallow level up screen dance
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fat gordon porlock designs you're my best friend my beloved i think about you all the time
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please never stop talking about kaveh /gen 🫶🏻🩷🫂
OK IF YOU SAY SO HHEEHEHEHEHEHBDEH
I LORVVEEE AND MISSSS UUUUUU 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
LOOK AT HEEEEEMMMM
SOBBINBBBGTTTT HES JUST A LIL GUYEEEEE 😭😭😭😭
BLORBEST BLORBO HES SOOOO SQUISHYYYY
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Wetzel's three puberties:
1. Regular biological puberty
2. HRT puberty
3. "My body is now half mechanical and my skin has to be glued back on because Dracula fucked me up severely" puberty
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tbt that time in middleschool where i punched my crush in the face when he asked me if i wanted to eat lunch with him
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I miss Haurchefant so much
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casey jones jr you are so important to me
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God it’s coming up to two years that I’ve had absolute brain rot for my favorite silly green dentist and I still love him so much
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