so suppose. suppose, for a moment. Imagine if you will. consider. theorize. lemme put a scenario in your head. a hypothetical. you walk to the taco shop, and see they are out of tacos. what, if anything, do you plan on doing next? what's your backup? explain your contingency plan.
Shsbhshs I've been waiting for a moment like this
Step One: buy/steal the taco shop
Step Two: buy/rob a grocery store to get more supplies for tacos
Step Three: I don't actually use the taco supplies to make tacos. No, I start hoarding taco supplies
Pretty soon, all the taco places in town will be out of tacos as well. This will allow me to buy their shops. Now, this is where it gets tricky. I plan a coup d'etat, bribing people with delicious tacos. This works because as everyone knows, tacos are the universal bonding material. After successfully overthrowing the government, I hire a team of top scientists. I pay them in tacos and give them a nice taco place to stay at.
After a few years, my team of elite scientists are successful in building a time machine. I go down in history as the Taco Empire's first President and the first person to develop a time machine
What do I do with the time machine I had to overthrow a government for? Easy. I go back in time to where the og taco shop wasn't out of tacos, and buy myself a big ol' taco.
Wouldn't this make a paradox? I can already hear you haters saying. Of course not! I go back in time to a time before I even knew of the existence of this taco shop. After dining on my big ol' taco, I return to my present and enjoy my life as a taco monopolist and revolutionary
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Hi my name is Güd B’us Drivera Traffique Safeti-Way and I always obey driving-related regulations and ordinances (that's how I got my name) when I drive my bus, which is red with black-tinted windows and a black streak that goes over one of the headlights and icy white headlights like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me it looks like the bus Sandra Bullock drove in Speed (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Ms. Frizzle but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a (BUS!) witch, and I go to a magic school called (BUS!) Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black (and red). I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside (BUS!) Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Shittybusdriver stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them
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A kid and his mom are at a pride parade. While they are there, the kid sees two female insects holding hands. He tugs on his mom’s shirt.
“Mom, what are those bugs doing at pride?” He asked.
“They’re lesBEEans, Jonathan.”