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carnival-games · 3 days ago
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I love it so much when my teachers blatantly play favourites with me like. Bestie.. why though?
#gamer txt.#ive said it before and ill say it again: i am a shit student. im not a teacher pet or anything. hell ill take any opportunity to tease them#but they all like me so much?? i cant figure it out??#my re teacher who should hate me seeing as i talk to the most disruptive kid in class when hes being disruptive and that encourages him#is very nice to me. i dont know why i get tp privileges from her at all but hey ill take it#anyone else asks her to go to the bathroom and she says like 'ugh fine. but be quick' even if theyre a nice kid#i ask (and mind you i am not a nice kid) and she goes 'oh of course!'#anyone who has their head down on their desk is immediately told to lift it. i legit spent the entire class trying to sleep and she walked-#-right by me so many times and definitely saw me trying to sleep bc she was talking to the kid in front of me and said nothing.#she just let me sleep! cheers but why#my history teacher doesnt even look at my work she just marks it all correct and moves on#like me and my friend made the same mistake bc he copied me word for word#the teacher marked his wrong and then marked mine right. they were exactly the same !!#my art/pse teacher loves me despite how disruptive i am in her classes. i mean honestly i sit next to one of my besties in both-#-of her classes like i do not shut the fuck up and im loud about it too. not only that but im difficult as all fuck#but she loves me! shes so sweet to me all the time when she gives everyone else a much harsher tone#hell! even my pe teachers are nice to me and they should fucking hate me. im such a nuisance in pe honestly#i do not get it! why the hell are they being nice to me? what did i do to deserve that?#i know this sounds like im complaining about having it easy and im not. or at least im not trying to.#i just really hate not knowing peoples reasons. especially when their feelings about me should contradict their actions#do they know something about me that makes them so much nicer?#i mean i went to the school counselor for a couple of months in first year. is that it?#i mean my friend who also went to the counselor says the teachers who should hate her also strangely love her#Is that it?#if so that just feels.. i dunno. bad i guess.#belittling even? maybe?#i dunno. it just feels weird to me#and if it isnt the school counselor thing then genuinely what the fuck is going on#this uh. turned into a vent. sorry about that#weirdest fucking vent of my life my lord
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usegravyasaweapon · 5 days ago
so suppose. suppose, for a moment. Imagine if you will. consider. theorize. lemme put a scenario in your head. a hypothetical. you walk to the taco shop, and see they are out of tacos. what, if anything, do you plan on doing next? what's your backup? explain your contingency plan.
Shsbhshs I've been waiting for a moment like this
Step One: buy/steal the taco shop
Step Two: buy/rob a grocery store to get more supplies for tacos
Step Three: I don't actually use the taco supplies to make tacos. No, I start hoarding taco supplies
Pretty soon, all the taco places in town will be out of tacos as well. This will allow me to buy their shops. Now, this is where it gets tricky. I plan a coup d'etat, bribing people with delicious tacos. This works because as everyone knows, tacos are the universal bonding material. After successfully overthrowing the government, I hire a team of top scientists. I pay them in tacos and give them a nice taco place to stay at.
After a few years, my team of elite scientists are successful in building a time machine. I go down in history as the Taco Empire's first President and the first person to develop a time machine
What do I do with the time machine I had to overthrow a government for? Easy. I go back in time to where the og taco shop wasn't out of tacos, and buy myself a big ol' taco.
Wouldn't this make a paradox? I can already hear you haters saying. Of course not! I go back in time to a time before I even knew of the existence of this taco shop. After dining on my big ol' taco, I return to my present and enjoy my life as a taco monopolist and revolutionary
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goodbusdriver · 8 days ago
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Hi my name is Güd B’us Drivera Traffique Safeti-Way and I always obey driving-related regulations and ordinances (that's how I got my name) when I drive my bus, which is red with black-tinted windows and a black streak that goes over one of the headlights and icy white headlights like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me it looks like the bus Sandra Bullock drove in Speed (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Ms. Frizzle but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a (BUS!) witch, and I go to a magic school called (BUS!) Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black (and red). I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside (BUS!) Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Shittybusdriver stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them
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actual-garbage-gay · 24 days ago
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damn i like... kinda wanna cry
#marzivents#finals week starts tomorrow and that’s gonna be the last week of school#technically it ends on thursday but i’ve exempted both of the exams for that day#so i’m done after school on wednesday#and like.... i’ve spent an entire year at my house. a whole year of my adolescence#more technically but i still chunk time in terms of public school years#my whole life i was looking forward to this specific school year too.#and now it’s gone. and it can be argued that it was one of the wordt years of my life so far#of course even in hell there was warmth. it may have been horrid but i’m coming out stronger- i know it#and my family is trying to help me look out for myself#but. i lost so much. i lost an incredible amount and i’m extremely lucky it wasn’t more.#i’ve lost a year and a half of my childhood. it’s sent me into a depressive spiral that i’m trying to climb out of now#i was supposed to be doing so much more but. things changed.#and i can’t be blamed for things changing. i truly did do my part to keep things safer#but regardless i. i had a year- the year i spent my whole childhood looking forward to- ripped from my grasp#i guess i’m grieving that loss now that i have the time to.#i’m gonna survive but i’m sure as hell not unscathed.#i uh. if anyone actually read all this then... thanks i guess?#this post was more for me to speak into a void but like#i appreciate you hearing me regardless.#go send someone some love. tell them you care about them. try to make them smile#i’d ask for cheering up myself but i don’t wanna be selfish. so there’s no pressure but i would appreciate it though#so instead i’ll ask you to go make someone else happy#have a nice day.
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mimiri22-6 · a month ago
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
I have had my pinned post up for over 6 months! Around 9 to be precise! And how many notes does it have? 15! Like 3 of those are self-reblogs out of a desperate attempt for more people to see it. ALL I WANT IS FOR BEE AND PUPPYCAT TO THRIVE!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?
Go watch Bee and Puppycat AND use the link in my pinned post to watch the second season, but only do that if you promise to watch it again when it comes to Netflix. This is a notice; if you do not watch Bee and Puppycat I will take your bones. The show is Too Good! GO WATCH BEE AND PUPPYCAT! THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT MY POST ANYMORE! I JUST WANT MORE PEOPLE TO WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE!!!
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toomanythought · a month ago
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Has this been done yet?
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moththemonarch · a month ago
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A kid and his mom are at a pride parade. While they are there, the kid sees two female insects holding hands. He tugs on his mom’s shirt.
“Mom, what are those bugs doing at pride?” He asked.
“They’re lesBEEans, Jonathan.”
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lizardmoor · a month ago
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uh oh! watch out folks, looks like someone's (me) projecting onto heel turn 2!
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makotoisneat · a month ago
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Having hinanami thoughts
#rat rambles#with specifically human chiaki I should specify#just.... out of everyone human chiaki met during her time at hp hajime was the one she trusted the most#he genuinely cares abt the people around him so so much and he both made sure she knew he cared while also calling her out on her bullshit#he is the ONLY person that chiaki's ok with playful ribbing from#unfortunately human chiaki has this lil issue called 'not realising that she has a crush until too late except for that one time'#tbh honest Im not entirely sure how their relationship would have worked out in a non despair au#mainly because I feel like hajime has a lot of unconcious walls put up and puts others over himself a lot#and I feel like human chiaki would need to be able to learn to not just passively allow that all the time#shes not really obe to directly comfront people and I think that would cause some issues with them#Im not saying it isnt something they could work through Im just saying that their relationship would need work#but yeah I think that chiaki takes hajime's dissapearance really bad#it was just so sudden and abrupt and because of recent events she fears the worst#and the worst part is that she had no one to go to for any kind of support#she eventually became friends with chihiro but evem though the two got along and spent a lot of time together#by the time they became clost enough that chiaki would normally be ok sgaring this kind of stuff a whole bunch of other shit had happened#which long story short lead to chiaki just. not trusting anyone to actually listen to her.#amd the last thing she needs is for the only person who she can stand being around turning on her too#chiakiposting#also yeah I foubd another human chiaki song that prompted this line of thinking dhzvdg
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jackisbadateverything · a month ago
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Why do I keep making Bugsnax art at 2:00 am?
The egg’s Triffany and Wambus’s! The gangs just babysitting, tho I doubt any of them are gonna be allowed to baby sit again. 
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heartlanded · 2 months ago
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anyway i just made that last post so it could be post #1500. today we celebrate stoner cas <3 
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