#i respect all the actual authors

[galactic-cumslut]

gimme brains

my rick obsession has become a monster i fear…so enjoy this piece of a fic i started but can’t finish

the usual rick warning, wasp!rick, monster fucking, idk anything about wasps so here ya go

“h-how is going to fit”?

he cackled. “that should be the last of your worries sweetie”. his monster sized cock was positioned before your entrance and he was getting impatient. “you’re going to make it fucking fit so don’t go bein a baby about it”.

six legs caged you in preventing your escape. it was too late now for you to turn back.

you could hear his giant wings start to buzz with excitement as he shoved the leaking tip of his dick inside you, earning a pathetic cry from your quivering form.

“holy shit you’re tight” he groaned- not even the full tip of his massive length had entered you and yet you felt the most full you’ve ever been. maybe being a wasp wasn’t as bad as he originally thought. “i’m going to ruin this pussy”.

you wanted to answer-give him a rude remark of some sort. submission is usually forced with you not given - but seeing the bulge of his dick in your lower stomach was enough to leave you speechless.

rick didn’t hesitate to push his cock deeper inside your gummy walls. the sensation was driving him into a frenzy. “fuck fuck fuck”. he groaned through clenched teeth. “you’re the perfect toy”

#this is so short #idk how to keep going #like #it’s been rewritten like four times #being a writer is hard #HAHA JK #i don’t do real writing #i respect all the actual authors #y’all are awesome #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick sanchez smut #wasp rick #wasp rick x reader #wasp rick smut #rick sanchez x reader #esha writes

[zalco]

#Dracula #Dracula Daily #Van Helsing #Edits #this bitch can write #for context: today van helsing is writing in place of mina #november 4 #the book on the right would have all of mina's entries replaced with van helsing's #i genuinely didn't think we would ever see him write anything in a journal at this point actually #aside from that one 'i am respecting your privacy but asserting my authority as your mentor by speaking into your phonograph anyway' entry

[theriu]

Brace yourselves.

(I know I am.)

This weekend, I shall begin blind reading the book (my first experience of the Twilight books or movies outside of internet memes and general information osmosis) and recording my insights. I think I will post them in chapter chunks, for organization and so as not to overwhelm my dashboard with Twilight content (the horror).

For those wishing to tag along on what I hope will be an entertaining ride (for you all if not for me), or for those who wish to continue in blissful denial that the Twilight series exists, I will be tagging my reports with “river reads midnight sun”! If this endeavor does NOT prove sufficiently entertaining, I give myself leave to spare myself further agony, because why should the clown cry in public if no one is there to laugh at her tears? So basically ya’ll can continue my self-inflicted torment by interacting with the posts or sending asks or whatnot you heathens.

Also, fun(???) fact: I looked up the wordcount because my WORD this book is SO THICK, and turns out the original Twilight was 118,975 words. Midnight Sun is (drumroll please) . . .

240,095 words.

I trust you lot to remind me later that I did it for the vine (or whatever the current equivalent is).

~River

P.S. The hat and jacket have nothing to do with the book; I was just wearing some of my steampunk gear around on errands and it happened to make a really cool picture. XD

#River reads midnight sun #Twilight #edward cullen #Book review #kinda #look I do plan to try and be nice where needed #As a fellow author I can appreciate the hard work put into this kind of thing #Even if it doesnt all…land right #But there will also be some roasting #So #stephanie meyer if you somehow actually stumble upon this ridiculousness #I respect and appreciate you as a person #Okay lets crack this baby open #Ugh never let me say that again

[yvesdot]

I will say that I will always respect a "trashy" "poorly written" Romance novel for which the most the author has to say is that they offered their readers escapism in difficult times—

—over a literary fiction novel with a dozen accolades and book group stickers and blurbs praising it for being a "morally complex masterpiece" that "deconstructs the common narrative on consent in our fraught public discourse" "is sure to incite heated conversation" "offers a shrewd take on gender politics in the modern day" "teaches readers the nature of what it means to be human" or what the crap ever while actually doing Barbie movie politics for three hundred deathly boring pages.

#txt #Saw another one of these while out the other day and just thought dear God people are reading these? Cultural illiteracy indeed #And for the record Romance authors SHOULD be much bolder about how they discuss their work even if it's not my genre. #I just find it astounding how mad people get that... somebody somewhere... Enjoys... a Romance novel with 'bad writing'... #vs. the books that are actually widely respected and are full of mostly trash. Someone save us all from Oprah. #Also sorry to people who witnessed half this discourse in yvescord I'm just actually writing this down now!!

[britneyshakespeare]

Subbing special ed at the middle school slaps. Every class I've had so far is 2-4 students and when we finish the assignment we play Uno

#cont #the more i sub the more i am confirmed in my opinion that i want to be a middle grade teacher #it might be for all i know significantly influenced by how much my local high school is in shambles #the kids have no fucking discipline and are so disrespectful. they don't even try #theyre incredibly selfish in the way teenagers kinda generally are bent to #but the particular system of that school is hopeless. it doesn't make them think of others #they just wanna come to school. do the bare minimum. leave #and i get it. it's a bad school #it's a bad combination of formative years and a failing system #the middle school has a number of issues for certain too but the kids are so much more malleable #they respect authority more. i know that sounds so like conservative but it's not #it's like when i give them instructions or advice they actually consider it rather than taking the quickest way out of it #and they're at such a precious age. it's why some ppl hate this age level but i love it #they really can become anything still but they're getting more curious by the day #when you see occasional callousness or disrespect it's not so confirmed in them yet #and most of all they like to play uno and it's a lot of fun for me

[libidinous-weeb]

oh waaaaah jjk sucks because my fave died!! okay then go back to children’s shows or something where no one ever dies at all.

since the beginning of the series it was established that being a sorcerer was incredibly dangerous and ended with most sorcerers having short lives. it’s one of the first things discussed by the characters.

it’s a dark series and that means people will die. “people dying = bad and predictable writing!!!” it’s a fantasy series and you aren’t the one fucking writing it. it’s not even complete and you don’t actually even know who’s dead or not or who will actually stay dead. they haven’t even fully revealed what yuuji’s team’s plan is yet.

like…if you don’t like that then take your ass back to bnha or grow tf up.

#jjk spoilers #jjk #gojo satoru #literally mean it mostly about him #i like him but he’s the strongest. there’s not much to build on for his character at all #either he actually wasn’t but needed to believe that he was #or he’s not actually dead yet #‘oh it got so shitty and bad after the shibuya arc’ #then stop reading it. #they established from the BEGINNING that people are going to die #if their deaths seem sudden and surprising then that’s GOOD WRITING #plots shouldn’t be predictable all the time #it’s like just because you don’t like something means it’s inherently bad #you guys have got to respect that media is meant to be diverse and that is does not have to be happy or make you happy in order to be good #please stop hating fr you guys already fucking ruined bnha bc of it #bnha spoilers #kind of #that’s a series i put down and walked away from because it’s pretty obvious the author wanted to kill off bakugou #but him being a ‘fan favorite’ prevented that choice #as a result the story is a mess and the plot had potential but now it’s just gonna fall flat

[anxiouspotatorants]

Not me shipping Sansa with Podrick in year two thousand and twenty four

#I just want her to actually get the healthy and happy love that she deserves #and always dreamed of as a child before half of the creeps of Westeros descended on her like wolves #will never happen in the books though I still find myself grasping for straws #but TV Podrick is literally not only the most eligible sweet bachelor of Westeros #he’s a knight by the end #like in all the songs and stories Sansa loved as a child #and we know Podrick respects women with authority #‘but they wouldn’t be able to marry because he’s just a Payne and she’s the queen in the North’ you say #I know but imagine the ANGST #actually straight out of a medieval song #he keeps his vow she keeps her political position and they both pine endlessly from a distance #podsa #sansa x podrick #asoiaf #game of Thrones #sansa stark #podrick payne

[soshinee]

i really have loved being in japan in general so far but most of my students are so fucking mean to me 😭😭 like they’re just so so sooo mean they parrot and mock me when i call someone’s name and laugh when i talk in general and it’s like how am i supposed to curry their favor or gain their respect when they are openly making fun of me from the second i walk into their classroom for the first time💀

#i think part of it is that 90% of the students are boys and they’re all super jocks so they don’t care abt english at all #also a lot of them are second semester seniors. and i was in their shoes not that long ago #which i understand. but like i wish they would at least be somewhat decent to me😭 #like i wld fully be willing to say okay fuck the worksheet fuck the grammar let’s just shoot the shit. but none of them want to speak to me #also the ones who know i know japanese just speak japanese to me so i just stare at them blankly #at least in the us there were limits to the shit we cld say abt teachers in class because everyone was speaking english #to be fair i really struggle w conversational jpn & slang so most of the time i rlly don’t get the nuances #of what they’re saying to each other. and i can’t respond well at all. but i get the gist #its hard bc i’m new and also paired with new teachers for some classes so they don’t respect any ‘authority figure’ in the room #but like come on. don’t bully me. #i think part of the problem is there’s actually literally no consequences for anything. no detention or suspension or calls to parents #or getting benched for sports matches. which i think would actually get them to care #cuz there are things that technically i could try to do but there’s no way to actually enforce anything #idk. thinking out loud. the classes that have been decent & engaged have been super fun for me and energizing #but the others are rlly tough like so tough. #okay sorry i know no one cares

[judasofsuburbia]

i cannot deal with male authority i really can't why are all bosses men and why do they behave like that

#this arts festival is really making me lose respect for so many people #like no women authority has ever boiled the rage in me that male authority does #my boss mansplaining the job i've had the last NINE MONTHS to me ALL WEEKEND #i'm just staring at him blankly at this point like .........HEY I KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB ACTUALLY

[notthemonthbutmarch]

I’m thinking about Natlan and I just need one thing off my chest

If the theories are right and the Pyro Archon is currently dead and will be resurrection like the title of the chapter suggests, I want her to be a strong and respected woman.

Like, I know we’re already getting Murata and she’s gonna be a Murata Himeko expy (which I kinda don’t like but sure whatever Hoyo) from Honkai Impact 3rd, but idk I just feel like we need a single female archon that doesn’t have a bad relationship with her people AND is powerful.

Right now I think it’s safe to say that the power scaling of the archons is Zhongli, Ei, Venti, Nahida, and then Furina (I know she’s not an archon anymore I’m just including her bc I like her and I’m bias). Also, as an aside, this got to long so I’m putting it down here. I ranked Venti over Nahida not because her powers are weaker than Venti’s but because Venti has more experience. He can fight and knows the full extent of her powers and survived the Archon War; while Nahida would outsmart him no problem, Venti would overpower her physically I just wanted to clarify

Zhongli and Venti are from the OG Seven and have positive relationships with their respective countries. They’re both powerful and well respected.

Ei is hella powerful, but she did steal everyone’s visions so I don’t think she’s respected exactly. She’s more feared in my eyes. Like, absolutely, they respect her because she’s their archon and is powerful and is trying to change, but the people of Inazuma are very aware that Ei is capable of hurting her people if it means achieving her goal. OBVIOUSLY Ei herself doesn’t want to hurt her people and that was the puppet being tricked by the Fatui that did all that, but the people themselves don’t necessarily know that, so they just think Ei had a change of heart.

Nahida’s whole storyline in the Sumeru Archon Quests was reinstating her as the highest and most respected authority. Everyone loves her and for good reason! She’s great, and she’s doing her job as an archon really well. However, she is possibly one of the weakest archons due to age and experience. I can see her being a MIGHTY archon when she’s older, but how long is that gonna take? We’ll probably never see Nahida at her peak.

Then there’s Furina. Her storyline was AMAZING, I think we can all agree the Fontaine Archon Quests were great. However, Furina was seen as a joke or mascot by her people rather than an actual mighty archon. They just followed her because her voice was loud and she played the role well. Furina was never strong or respected, not until AFTER she lost her divinity for good.

Ei is strong but not respected, Nahida is respected but not strong, and Furina is not strong nor respected.

And this isn’t me trying to say Zhongli and Venti are bad or anything. There’s absolutely a discussion for misogyny in Genshin, but I’m not really opening that can of worms right now.

I’m just looking at the dynamics we have for the Archons and am hoping that we get a strong and respected female archon at some point.

It could be the Tsaritsa for all we know! The Tsaritsa is incredibly badass and there’s some indications that the intentions behind the Fatui aren’t that bad but their actions are, so it could be that the Tsaritsa is our strong AND respected Archon.

Yet, Childe’s line about her makes me think that people have their doubts, so is she really that respected as we think?

That just leaves Murata, and I am hoping that if the resurrection thing is about her, then I hope Murata is very strong and highly respected.

But if the resurrection is about someone else, say,the Pyro Sovereign, then I am BEGGING Hoyo to make the Pyro Sovereign a woman. We lost a female archon to a male sovereign I don’t want it to happen again.

#I don’t think any of this makes any sense to anyone but me #and again this isn’t some bashing of Zhongli or Venti or anything #they’re great #I just want a female archon that has the same type of faith in her as Venti has with his nation #or the same type of authority as Zhongli had #Ei could have that but for as much as I love her she did nearly whip all ambition and spirit from her nation #every time I talk about her I feel the need to say that I love her because I’m usually talking about her flaws #so yes I do love Ei very much #moving on Nahida would probably be both powerful and respected when she’s at her peak and older #but again I don’t think we’ll ever see it #if she’s still a baby a 500 years old then I don’t think she’ll be at her peak for a while #and then Furina #my poor girl got ROBBED #like good for Neuvillette and good for Furina in the end #but I still would have liked to see Furina as an actual archon #would I change anything about the Fontaine Archon Quest? no #am I still mad Furina got dethroned by a man? yep yep yep #am I happy that that man was Neuvillette? sure ig it could’ve been way worse #idk the only chance we’ll get a female archon with the same clout as Zhongli or Venti is Murata and the Tsaritsa now #and the Tsaritsa is evil until proven by the game to not be so I don’t want it to be her #I feel like having a female archon that is both strong and respected be the ‘evil’ one is kinda fucked actually #so either the Tsaritsa will be proven innocent in some way or it has to be Murata #Hoyo just give us one strong female archon who’s widely respected please and thank you #genshin impact #genshin #natlan #genshin natlan #genshin murata

[emdotcom]

Bro, how tf are people still saying this shit nowadays? As if fanfics aren't written by people & don't take real hours. As if they came out of a vacuum.

#em.txt #vent #do not come for this person. but they should go fuck themselves #i am not a fanfic writer. i am not a writer at all. but i know people who write #& i respect that work deeply & disregarding an entire group as 'not actual writing'... #''actual'' writers & fanfic writers have so much in common. you can see that if u stop being a stuck-up rat. #furthermore the poll in question easily can apply to fanfic authors. there was actually no reason to gatekeep this

[arcaneyouth]

being a singlet who is very supportive of systems and has been for a long time makes some experiences really wild because like. ok so i experienced semi good rep of DID when i was very young. i read a brand new story by one of my favorite authors about a character with DID. the story started with the author saying it was likely not perfect representation and it's very important to listen to people with DID and not let his story overtake theirs. i had asked my mom about it and she said this was a real thing people experienced, but it probably wasn't super accurate in the story because the guy writing it didn't have DID. this was my first experience with DID. my takeaway from it was "oh that's neat! sometimes one person is actually lots of people and that's normal!" and then i moved on.

so like. genuinely growing up and realizing the world is super weird about people with DID was like a brick in the face ALIUSDHALSIUDh what do you mean. what do you mean you think these people are weird. i thought we all agreed they were normal. and i STILL experience that even now knowing more than i did before, i may have only had 1 experience with DID as a kid but that was enough to completely normalize it for me, i don't know how you can't just be normal about systems they are literally just sitting there we all know this (<- we apparently don't all know this)

#something to be said about how even flawed attempts at representation can do good #i don't think the story ever got finished but the one short snippet i had that was done in a respectful light #that was all it took for me. that was it #looking back on it it really wasn't an accurate depiction of DID. not at all. but it was kind #and my mom (who as far as i know doesn't have any kind of personal experience with DID) also told me to be kind #and both of them told me systems were very normal and we should listen and be kind to them #and it was enough that the thought of being unkind was so fucking foreign to teenage me actually learning more about DID and meeting people #who have DID that i was surprised by it #to any systems reading this i know i'm not the only person who was taught to be kind to you #there's space out there for you and people who very earnestly try even if they get it wrong sometimes #people like this author who clearly did the best research he could at the time #and people like my mom who didn't really know a lot but still thought it was important to introduce me to it so i knew to be kind #peace and love and all that

[grymmdark]

being in highschool causes me levels of mental and emotional anguish which i am genuinely incapable of expressing, mostly because the stress and trauma which the school system has given me has lead to my language function becoming impaired.

the only way i can think to describe it is that it makes me want to bash my head against a wall, and i have spent the last 3 years doing so much work on myself and my mental health that the thought of hurting myself almost never occurs and even when it does i have absolutely no impulse to act on it.

like the amount of stress is so bad it undoes 3 years worth of strenuous mental health improvement. that is really fucking serious.

#grymms spectacular fucking posts #worst part is im almost out of highschool #it's like if youre bleesing out to death and are almost dead but are also almost at the hospital #like you have to keep going because youre almost there but the effort of keeping going is making it worse and you arent sure if you are #gonna make it #second worst part is not a single adult in authority in my life respects me enough to take my words at face value and care in proportion #with how bad it actually is #like if this was over anything except school they'd probably be offering me constant support and help and resources but bc it's school it #doesn't matter and they dont care #all i did was try to do a homework assignment. i just had to read some articles and answer some simple questions. i cant do it

[rainbowresurrection]

I ended up reading The Price of the Phoenix and while it didn't make me want to bleach my eyes like Killing Time, I still didn't like it as much as I hoped I would. Don't get me wrong, the homoeroticism was intriguing to me, but the actual writing and storyline itself left me with a headache. I think I get my hopes up with these books, given all of the possibilities that the written word has for Trek, and it inevitably sets me up for disappointment lol

#if u liked it thats fine I just kind of hated it #star trek #The only ones Ive genuinely liked so far is STTMP and the one about Garak written by Andrew Robinson #i wish Roddenberry had written more. STTMP was no literary masterpiece but his writing style had a lot of potential and I feel that #he actually captured the characters authentically and you could relate to their feelings #Price of the Phoenix had all of this corny alpha male shit going on that almost made me feel #like the author just didn't know how to write men or something #Like they relied a lot on stereotypes of the time which sucked considering that Kirk and co. are supposed to be living in the future #the dialogue was clunky and even confusing at times #and the characters were just #idk. vapid to me #Like Kirk and Spock's love for each other is portrayed which is nice but basically everything else about them just didnt feel #accurately characterized or otherwise explored #it was basically just muliple chapters of several different versions of Kirk getting his ass kicked & this big weird villain dude taking up #space on the page with his plan to take over the universe or whatever #the reincarnation concept was intriguing but the themes just weren't clear enough for me #the end haha #sttos #k/s #review #price of the phoenix #well Im glad I read it anyway I was curious #i get kind of leary of certain K/S content TBF since a lot of it- esp around that time- comes off as voyeuristic towards M/M relationships #a lot of those ppl didnt exactly care about queer movements as much as they cared about seeing their two fictional favs fuck #yes there were queer writers but we didnt always exactly get center stage in these things #you can tell what is written with respect and whats just kinda. written. you feel me #i love K/S and its history but Im not gonna pretend all or even half of it was written with the intention of uplifting queer men #i ended up having more to say than I realized uhhhhhh to be continued at another date

[wyllsravengard]

do you ever have a moment where you realize like. there's like not a single human being in the world above or below you like ever in any way. not really.

#z.gen #everything in the world is constructed by society which we also make #but on a basic level we are all relatively the same #like finances and talents and visiiblity are all just things. but people are still people #good or evil. its all ultimately human beings. im having a weird thought about it right now #but there's actually like. no one in the world worth idolizing #admiring or respecting but not. like. idolizing. no one actually deserves to be deified. and sure i know this #in a a shallow sort of self-acceptance way but its just. really hitting me that all inequality in the world is imposed by what is #essentially other people. and things can group together and people can form coalitions but everyone is very. human. such a weird feeling. #even the worst and most ungodly people in the world are just people. everyone in the world is just a person. #its making me feel really out of body sdfksdkj #whats the word for this. sonder i think ? experiencing that on a very wide scale dkjfskjs #this feels related to years of childhood trauma related to authority also . but im also thinking of like my dislike for celeb culture etc #i dont knowwwww i need a blunt and a sea food boil

[macbcth]

.

#i have literally been RAing teenage boys for two days and i wanna kms #how do teachers do it #the constant ironic cynism/ nihilism #the weird complex of undermining authority but also wanting to please them #the random suicidal humour ???? and gay jokes???? for like literally no reason #like theyre not even funny #its like oh its been 10 mins time to make a suicidal joke okay now i can live my life #like ???? #i know i knowww they are learning and growing #and i am being as kind and openminded as i can be #theyre actually all nerds and clearly so academically interested #and i do have a lot of respect for them spending their summer at a pre college program #but also holy shit #theyre A Lot #aisha.txt #college tag