#i need to stop doing that

[cringefail-clown]

hey remember the post i made that brodad in turnabout would be absolutely hilarious? because i remember. and i cannot forget. and now im thinking about it constantly

please send help

#homestuck #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #dad crocker #bro strider #kind of #hal strider #lil hal #dave strider #june egbert #fellas why do i always make a crack ship in my mind for the funnys and it ends up consuming me in a serious manner #i need to stop doing that #no but fr i have this one idea about their relationship post canon on earth c and i am going to EXPLODE #old man yaoi strikes again and im too weak for that #brodad #john egbert

[reliand]

Draco Malfoy and the House of Black || Ch.6 The Opposite of a Dementor || by Starbrigid

"Here," Potter said, "It'd be easier if someone else does it. Can I?"

And so it was that on the morning that Harry Potter had been the most morose and miserable, with fellow students streaming out around them on their way to freedom, Potter could be seen putting up Draco's hair. Draco turned to let Potter see better, only to feel Potter's fingers sliding carefully through the light strands.

"There," Potter said, "Just a bit more..."

Draco could feel his breath on the back of his head, his presence a palpable thing in the air behind him. Potter was in his uniform and Draco the one in Muggles clothes for once, a crisp cream-colored pea coat that made Potter laugh when one of the collar buttons in the back kept catching the same strand of hair. "Sorry, sorry..."

"I could have done this myself in a twelfth of the time, Potter," Draco drawled, and heard Potter laugh in that pleased-to-be-insulted way of his, before finger-combing the last hairs from above Draco's temple, while the other hand moved the clasp. Then he snapped the rose into place and pulled his hands away.

I just love this scene okay! I love that even at 13, Harry is already enamored with Draco, even if he’s often annoyed with him. Gifting Draco the rose hairpin made my heart soar...putting it in his hair himself omggg they’re adorable <3

This is part of an ongoing series of drawings I’m doing for the fic, which are linked below. The links in parentheses are more drawings from those books:

Book 1 || Book 2 (II) || Book 3 || Book 4 (II) || Book 5 (II)

#drarry #drarry fanart #draco malfoy #harry potter #harry james potter #hp fanart #the mirror of ecidyrue #draco and harry #starbrigid #my artwork #my art #i am a fool for finishing this months ago and never posting it #i need to stop doing that #mostly because the further i get from a project the more i end up disliking aspects of it

[frobby]

I hate that disabled people need to be diagnosed to ask for accomodation. Accomodation should be available to everyone not just groups that *Need* it because if something makes someones life easier it should be available to them whether or not some doctor says its okay.

#Thinking about this cuz i asked my college professor if she knew a screen reader that worked with pdfs she was assigning #And she told me to call the disability office #But to get help from the disability office i need to be actually diagnosed and i dont want to/cant #So i just gotta struggle #Any autistics know of a free pdf reader that actually works let me know #This isnt even talking about people who are disabled and dont know about it #Idk if this a hot take or not #Happy autism acceptance month #Autism acceptance makes me think someone is giving me an award for autism #Which i accept graciously #I like being autisic but its so hard cuz my support needs arent very high so it feels like im gaslighting myself #I need to stop doing that #actually autistic #autism #disability #Just to add im not against getting diagnosed at all #Its just the theres some very simple accomodations that are unavaliable to people when not diagnosed and i think thats stupid

[fencecollapsed]

[whacking myself with a newspaper] stop being wishy washy about having a hatchetfield oc in public, stop cringing at yourself be free

#i was thinking about this last night mfjskdn i think i have two versions of him partly cuz im. embarrassed dksmfn #like if hes not Just a hatchetfield oc its more acceptable for me to post about him?? if i post about the non-hatchetfield version #i dunno #i need to stop doing that #i think im gonna drop the Original Version for a while #i wanna do things with it later on i have a lot of ideas ill come back to it later #but for now i should just let him be what he is hes my hatchetfield oc he doesnt need to be Two Things #its not embarrassing for him to be an insert oc its fine im just not used to it dkdksmfn #dont mind me im psychoanalyzing myself #cj says stuff

[sea-owl]

I love the idea of the posh and wealthy Bridgerton siblings falling for their spouses in the spouse friend group au. Penelope and Simon constantly have to translate. They have a running competition about whose Bridgerton is the poshest. Eloise is offended at first until Philip points out that for his birthday she bought him first edition versions of some of his favorite books.

Eloise: Well I certainly wasn't going to give you a 2nd or 3rd edition! (shudders).

Philip: Just for that remark, you get another point.

OR

Sophie (staring at the ring Benedict is proposing to her with): I can not wear that thing.

Benedict: I told Anthony that I should have gone up a carat size!

Sophie: Ben, I'm pretty sure they could see that rock from SPACE! There is no way in hell I can wear that on my finger while working.

Benedict: Oh then that's no problem! I can reserve the store for us tonight to pick out a proper one! (turns around to call the jeweler).

Sophie proceeds to add two points to his score.

OR

Penelope (opening Colin's fridge): Colin, why do you have four kinds of cheese in your fridge?

Colin: I know it's sad but the store was out of the good Brie and Wensleydale so I'm a bit short today.

Penelope: I'm adding a point for every cheese in your fridge plus the two you mentioned.

This ask reminds me of @newtonsheffield lavender haze au, which I highly recommend.

I'm going to be completely honest I haven't thought that far into their relationships or the au in general, but I love the thought of the spouses only group chat just keeping score of whose Bridgerton does the most rich people posh shit. Anthony is currently in the lead. Daphne has the lowest score only because Simon won't add points for certain things because he has done some of those things. The others have to call red cards on him sometimes and then give Simon points. The Bridgertons never know their actual scores because their lovers will sometimes add points without telling them.

I have thought about how the two groups officially run paths.

I am also going to slightly redact one of my statements from my previous post. Michael and Francesca are friendly with one another. They were distantly acquainted at best when she was dating his cousin but when they got engaged and John later became sick, they bonded into a friendship. He doesn't know the rest of them though.

Lady Danbury throws a charity ball, and the boys have to go since they are the heads of their families. They beg and bribe to bring the girls as plus ones because going alone is just asking for matchmaking mamas to throw their daughters at them. The girls finally agree when Simon reveals that it's a masquerade ball so their faces will be covered.

Well guess who was also at the charity ball.

The group kind of splits off once they're at the party. Gareth and Lucy go raid the desert table before Lady Danbury pulls them to the side.

Standing next to Lady Danbury is a middle-aged woman with two others, her children most likely.

"Gareth, Lucy, this is Lady Violet Bridgerton and her children Gregory and Hyacinth," Lady Danbury introduced.

The group talked for a little while, mainly about the four in university and how their studies were going. Lucy didn't miss though how Gregory kept sneaking looks at her.

At one point Gregory whispered something to Hyacinth who only smirked at her brother and held out her hand. Gregory rolled his eyes before placing some money into the outstretched hand. Hyacinth counted it before nodding.

"Gareth I do love this next song coming on. Come dance with me." Without waiting for answer Hyacinth dragged Gareth off.

Violet only smiled and nodded. "Oh yes the next dance is so much fun. Lucy you must join in."

"Oh, I don't know the steps," Lucy said. Gareth how dare you leave her alone with his matchmaking grandma.

Lady Danbury taps her cane to the floor. "Nonsense! Gregory can lead you can't you boy?"

Gregory nods, holding out his arm for her to take. "Of course. Shall we?"

Phillip pulls Penelope off to go see what plants are around the conservatory.

"Look at all these plants Pen!" Phillip sounded like a kid in a candy shop. He excitedly pointed to some Penelope roses. "Here's your flower!"

Penelope giggled. "You know Pip I think you take the term wallflower to a whole new level."

"Hush Pen."

As Phillip continued to show her all the different plants, Penelope couldn't help but feel like someone was staring at her. Which was weird, she was never noticed at these things growing up. Discreetly Penelope began to look around and oh no. Here she thought she be unrecognizable now. The last thing she needs is for a scene to happen and her mother find out she's here.

Penelope grips Phillip's arm gaining his full attention.

"Pen?"

"I think I've been found out."

Phillip fully turns, blocking most of Penelope's small frame out of sight. "Your mother?"

"No, the Bridgertons." Penelope gestures.

Phillip follows and sees a young woman Penelope's age and a man about Michael's age. "Which ones are they?"

"Colin and Eloise."

Phillip looked back down. "Weren't you close with them?"

"You know after that huge fight with Mama I basically ghosted everyone, I knew from high society including them. If they find out I'm here now they'll make a scene. There is no sublte bone in either of their bodies, in the whole family."

Phillip begins to tug Penelope along again. "Well, I guess we'll keep moving.

Michael and Sophie head off to dance.

During one of the dances you are supposed to switch off partners. Sophie finds herself practically swept away with how quick her new dance partner switched her from Michael.

"I apologize," he said. "Francesca wanted some time to talk to Michael."

Oh, Sophie knew of Francesca. She was engaged to Michael's cousin when he passed. During that time period when Michael wasn't with one of them, he was with her.

Sophie looked over her shoulder. None of Micahel's usual flintiness was there as he whispered something to Francesca.

"I say those are some lovely tattoos you have."

Sophie turns back towards her new dance partner bewildered. Did he seriously say lovely and tattoos in the same sentence?

"Who are you?" Sophie asked.

"Benedict Bridgerton," the man said.

Benedict. Sophie's knows that name too. He was in some of Penelope childhood stories. "The nudist?"

Meanwhile Simon and Kate kind of take it all in from the side lines.

"I see why you wanted all of us to come along," Kate joked as she watched all the older women look on in disappointment from seeing her next to Simon. "They look absolutely visous."

"They most certainly are," Simon said, his eyes still on the crowd.

Kate was about to say something else when a voice cuts her off.

"Basset!"

Simon turns towards the voice, the first smile he had all evening lighting up his face. "Bridgerton!"

A man the same age as Simon rushes forward and the two embrace. Behind him is one of the most elegant looking young ladies Kate has ever seen.

Bridgerton. Kate has heard that name before, but where? Maybe a story from one of the others? Bridgerton, Bridgerton, Bridgerton. Oh. "Bridgerton? As in the eight siblings who all share one brain cell?"

#this got long #i need to stop doing that #spouses friend group #bridgerton spouses #bridgerton siblings #simon basset #kate sheffield #kate sharma #phillip crane #penelope featherington #sophie beckett #michael stirling #gareth st clair #lucy abernathy #bridgerton

[omgitslin]

Badsansuary day 5, 6, and 7.

Brief mentions of cannibalism in day 5 along with a bunch of other general horrortale stuff, other than that pretty much everything is wholesome.

Horror x Reader (Platonic)

Badsansuary Day Five - Good Soup

Trying something new today. 😉

Notice: this one will have a few.. Unpleasant topics mentioned, but I already stated this above.

__________

You were sick with a cold. It was unpleasant, but it wasn't bad enough to leave you bedridden. It was mostly just a snotty nose and a fever.

Horror, on the other hand, thought it was terrible. He didn't want you to get out of bed, because “sick humans are weak humans, and weak humans die.”

It's very morbid, but you've grown used to that. After all.. You were in the Underground.

Horror had informed you a long time ago that the Underground used to be.. Well, not as scary. But after a while, the CORE malfunctioned. They all lost power. Food became scarce.

Undyne went on a power trip, and the monsters started eating each other.. And other humans.

You were just glad he decided not to kill you. He never told you why, but.. Well, you were just grateful.

What you weren't grateful for was how sick you were.

You were laying in bed now, trying to rest so that you'd heal faster.

Horror stepped into the room, and placed a bowl in your hands.

It was.. Hot water and.. meat. Soup, maybe? You looked up at him with a curious expression. You hoped that the meat wasn't from what you thought it was.

Horror noticed your expression and chuckled, “it's deer, muffin. fell down a hole. now eat."

You decided not to question it. After all, Horror didn't lie about food.

So you ate the soup.

It was nice.

Horror x Reader (platonic)

Badsansuary Day Six - Pepper

Horror was in the kitchen, making some mac and cheese for dinner. You were helping him, mainly by grabbing everything he needed and giving it to him when he asked.

And eventually he asked for pepper. You handed it to him, and he put a generous helping into the mac and cheese.

He let it boil for a moment, moving on to getting the chicken off the pan and cutting it into small pieces.

He was making something similar to chicken alfredo, but with cheese instead of alfredo since there wasn't any in the pantry and you both didn't feel like going to the store.

Eventually, the meal was finished and Horror put it on two plates.

You both sat down to eat.

You could do this in relative silence, because you had lived together for some time.

In the kind of neighborhood you lived in, it would be unsafe to live alone.

Anyway. You took a bite of the mac and cheese + chicken and frowned.

“Oh my goodness that's way too much pepper-”

You said after swallowing.

Horror laughed, “yeah.. i noticed. i still got some chicken left over, if you wanna eat that instead.”

He didn't seem bothered by the ungodly amount of pepper in the macaroni.

“Yeah.. Sorry, Horror. I don't mean to be—"

He interrupted you, “don't be sorry, muffin. everyone's got somethin’ they don't like.”

You smiled at him, and went to get the chicken instead. He took your plate with the macaroni and ate it himself.

The chicken was a lot better.

Horror x Reader (platonic)

Badsansuary Day 7 - Go All Out

It was Halloween today.

You, Horror, and the rest of the boys were decorating the house to celebrate the holiday.

You kind of procrastinated until it was too late, but you were grateful they were helping you anyway.

And they were, surprisingly, putting a lot of effort into it. Decorative cobwebs, scary statues, a candy bowl that would jumpscare you when you grabbed candy, and a lot of other stuff.

They even dressed up.

It was.. Endearing.

You were helping them, too, with the things that didn't involve going on the roof. They could prevent themselves from getting hurt if they fell. You couldn't.

So, while they strung up a bunch of Halloween themed tinsel.. Or something, you didn't know the name, you decorated the window with silly Halloween window stickers.

It must've been funny for the neighbors to see you decorating so last minute.

“hey muffin, how do ya like it?” Horror called, prompting you to look at how it had turned out so far. You backed up, moving away from the window to take a look.

It was awesome.

It was spooky, but not spooky enough to deter people from knocking on the door. It clearly had a lot of care put into it, and you could tell that they actually put effort into it.

You didn't respond for a while, simply taking in the view.

“I love it,” you finally declared.

When Halloween was over, you didn't take the decorations down for a few weeks.

You were such a procrastinator..

____________________

Horror belongs to Sour Apple Studios!

#badsansuary #general horrortale creepiness #dark topics mentioned in day 5 #my writing #reader x horror sans #horror sans #and the other bad sanses but they aren't mentioned by name #but it's platonic again #3 in 1 #i love procrastinating #i need to stop doing that #anyway

[hollowhornets]

its the little stupid man, hes terrible and i love him

#dottore #genshin impact #genshin #genshin dottore #il dottore #hes so stupid #i hate him #i wanna ruffle up his hair and then squish him like a bug #awful little man #fun fact this was supposed to be a little sketch of him and then i just kept going #i need to stop doing that #if youre coming back to this for whatever reason i cropped out the bottom cause i ended up not liking it-

[xenokiryu]

Thanks Roger, I needed this message sooner yesterday cause my body is hella sore 😭

This is what I get for going ham on packing up boxes.

Also, ideally my favorite part af rn for William's route:

#Trezzie's misadventures #I was moving heavy boxes to storage #and now my body is paying the price #again #i need to stop doing that

[popuries]

10, 11 and 24 popories For the ask game

um let me check what those are

a fact nobody would believe about me? that im not the worlds kindest person, for some reason, and that i dont act like a cchild, i guess thats on me though isnt it?

my highest moment as of Last month was........... and my lowest was tripping and eating shit in front of all of my coworkers, or maybe considering doing something stupid to myself

I first felt like an adult when i ....... i guess got my (current) job? around the age of 24?

#pourreplies #i think im rambling again #i need to stop doing that #and i need tto stop being petty

[make-me-imagine]

My motivation to write the second I acknowledge it's existence

#i need to stop doing that #i made a post being happy i had motivation to write again #and it took that as a challenge #writing problems

[mellowmoonmoved]

panic mode strikes again

#they probably think i was being rude #they probably don't like me #that's fine it's fine i don't need to go back there if i'm going to be so bad about that #i need to stop doing that

[konapony]

everybody is partying until the transmasc twink whips out their viscerally haunting and heartache inducing poetry

#i had a drunk girl almost crying the other night bc i showed my poetry to her at the rave 😭 #i need to stop doing that #my post

[ghoodles]

Also i am supposed to be buying the mask for my noir costume today and pray that it ships with enough time before the 21st so that i can make it

Im gonna have to make the goggles too.. oh boy

#atsv #across the spiderverse #inkdrambles #noir cosplay #spider-man noir #cosplay #me when i procrastinate #again #i need to stop doing that

[numbr-1fabfantasyfan]

16, 28, andddd 51 - pink

16: fav band?

goddamn uhh dk if this counts but the fab fantasy n normal band probs cas or waterparks

28: biggest what if?

what if the building collapsed usually but big one probs what if i went to a different school?

51: do you hold grudges?

sometimes, it depends if theyve changed. if i can see that they have changed from whatever they did to me then i wont hold a grudge but otherwise yeah i do. i wont go out of my way to harm them in any way but i jus wont like them.

#i forgot ab this ask omddd #i need to stop doing that #del answers ＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

[fraddit]

Clicked through a blocked tag and you won't believe what I found... Something that annoyed me.

#I need to stop doing that #Shut up fraddit

[renthewerecatboi]

i keep imagining worlds where people hate me for the stupidest reasons

#the frantic meows of a crazy person #i need to stop doing that #i don't have the energy to be irrationally angry at things that didn't happen