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roninreverie · 2 years

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Lou Jitsu Research (ROTTMNT)

Well, I am finally at that step in the fandom cycle.... obsessive researching...

Basically, I am trying to time out Splinter’s acting career, using what 9 movies we know about to plan.

The only 2 dates we know for sure are:

Crouching Shrimp Hidden Tiger Prawn: in 1984

and...

Hot Soup Forever: around 03/30/1998

We also know that Yoshi started dating Big Mama in 1984, around the same time as the Tiger Prawn movie and it was their dating and his eventual proposal of her that got him snatched away to the Battle Nexus.

So I was wondering three things basically:

What was his last Lou Jitsu film?

How long did Splinter and Big Mama date?

How long was he fighting in the Battle Nexus?

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WHAT WAS HIS LAST FILM?

Based on just looking at the wiki, I am guessing the order of his films go something like:

1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish – Dead Fish

Little Jacob's Ladder

Teriyaki Shakedown

Punch Chowder

Lou Jitsu Meets the Mummy Ninjas

Crouching Shrimp Hidden Tiger Prawn

Bedtime for Bozos

Jitsu for Justice

Hot Soup Forever

While I’m mostly guessing on this order, I put 1 Fish 2 Fish, Jacob’s Ladder, and Teriyaki in the top 3 because of how old the footage looked or if it was imported/ had a dubbed voice over the acting... meaning he could have made one or all of these films while he still lived in Japan.

Also, 1 Fish 2 Fish was the one Splinter wanted to start with in the training marathon, so maybe that means it was one of the very first movies?

Punch Chowder sounds like it could go next, IDK why... just feel like a lot of people know that one, so it was probably one that highlighted his career more?

Then the Mummies because it sounds like a silly cash grab, perfect for his fifth movie. Need to give him plenty of time to go on all those yacht parties with supermodels and such.

The unseen terrible Jupiter Jim Christmas special can be somewhere around here, but that one doesn’t count! 😅

Then the Tiger Prawn one to cement that 1984 date and meeting Big Mama.

And just kind of guessing on the last ones based on how well known they are and how they’re at the DVD rental places, meaning they might be the later movies.

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HOW LONG DID SPLINTER DATE BIG MAMA?

Ignoring this list completely, and if we go off the dates we ACTUALLY know, 1984-1998... that’s 14 years! Splinter and Big Mama could very well have dated for 14 long years!

I’m wondering now what the public thought of Lou Jitsu’s disappearance and if a story was made up or if it would be just one of those unsolved celebrity mysteries for years to come.

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HOW LONG WAS HE TRAPPED IN THE BATTLE NEXUS?

Let’s assume Yoshi was 17-18 when he started acting.

In 2018, that would make him 55 years old.

In 1998 (around the time of his last-ish movie), he would have been 35.

Then in 1984, when he started dating Big Mama, he would’ve been 21...

Putting his birthyear somewhere around 1963.

He was kidnapped and mutated in 2005, putting him at around 42 years old, and giving him 7 years of fighting in the Battle Nexus, swearing off fighting, and becoming a pacifist.

...

So that’s how far I’ve gotten on this research road. If anyone has any theories or better math skills to offer, I am all ears!

(EDIT: if anyone uses this info to write any fics about Splinter, I wanna read them! 🤩)

EDIT-EDIT: I put this in a reply, but I wanted to add it in officially. Yoshi's “Kamen Rider” action figure was probably made around 1971, so he was (at minimum) 8 years old when his mom left. This is if we're assuming he was born in 63'. I’m not too familiar with Japanese 1970s elementary school uniforms, but I’m running with this assumption until proven otherwise.

#ROTTMNT #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt big mama #lou jitsu #hamato yoshi #long post #theories #rottmnt theory #roninrambles

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mama-qwerty · 10 months

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Drained Chaos

Based on an idea @mcfanely and I chatted about.

It’s short and another of my “no real idea what the bigger plot is, but this scene popped into the ol’ noggin and wouldn’t leave” dealies.

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The fight was going well.

Sonic and crew had been chasing a gang of weasels around the city, after getting a tip they were stealing technology for Eggman. Why Eggman needed other technology when he could just as easily create his own was a question they’d yet to answer, but that was something for another time. They’d cornered the weasels in a warehouse, half-empty with crates of unused goods.

They’d split up, and each focused on one of the Eggman lackeys. Knuckles could hear the whirring of Sonic’s spindashes, and the hard poundings of Amy’s hammer. Tails was overhead, using his altitude to rain destruction down. The kid loved to dish out some well-deserved justice.

Knuckles himself dealt with a particularly brawny weasel, and the two seemed well matched. The echidna did not pull from his chaos reserves, what would have given him access to his full power for his blows, instead electing to keep his strength closer to his opponent’s. He hadn’t had a fight this satisfying in a while.

As the two sparred, trading blows and over-confident quips, something began to pull at Knuckles’ mind. A warning. Something was wrong.

It suddenly occurred to him that his opponent didn’t seem to be trying all that hard to overpower him. In fact, he seemed to be . . . almost herding him to the far end of the warehouse. Away from his friends. Where there were more crates stacked, the perfect place for--

Two more weasels stepped from the shadows, one holding a thick metal collar in his hands.

An ambush.

Knuckles cursed his lax in focus, and dug deep to pull chaos energy to the surface. But before he could get more than his fist raised, his large opponent got a solid blow in on the echidna’s nose. There was pain, and stars flooded his vision, right before something cold and hard and heavy clamped around his neck.

Uttering a strangled cry, Knuckles reached up to rip the collar off, when it activated. He froze, his stomach dropping, his heart racing. The world swam as he felt a strong pull, and the chaos energy he’d always felt inside—that warm, comforting feeling that swirled within him since he hatched, giving him strength and focus—suddenly drained away. He gasped, nearly choking on the way his body lurched forward.

He couldn’t focus. Couldn’t concentrate. The world around him felt fuzzy and dull and unreal.

He felt like he was underwater, but his lungs still pulled in air. His body still moved, although slower and without conviction. He was vaguely aware of movement around him, someone talking. The sounds floated over him, never finding purchase.

Was he still here? Everything felt so far away. Disconnected. He blinked, his normally deep violet eyes faded to a light lilac. He fell to his knees, suddenly too weak to stand on his own.

Knuckles the Echidna was being drained of every last bit of chaos energy he possessed.

“Knux!”

The cry floated over him, and he blinked up to see Sonic hurl himself at the remaining weasels. Tails and Amy were hot on his heels, and the three quickly formed a protective ring around the downed echidna.

“Get that thing off him!” Sonic called to Tails, his face pulled in an angry snarl. “Ames and I will take care of these bozos.”

“I’m on it!”

As Sonic and Amy tussled with the weasels, the little fox spun and pulled a screwdriver from the pouch on his belt to fiddle with the collar around Knuckles’ neck. The second his tool touched the metal, however, sharp spines shot out of the inside of the collar, piercing the echidna’s neck. Knuckles cried out in pain, the sound loud and sharp.

Tails backed off immediately, holding his hands up and away from the device. After a few more seconds, the spines retreated back into the collar, leaving Knuckles panting on the ground.

“I can’t touch it!” the fox called, voice full of frustration. “It’ll hurt Knuckles!”

“Great,” Sonic grumbled, before grabbing on of the nearest weasels by the jacket. “Get that off him, NOW!”

The weasel sneered, uttering a little chuckle. “No can do. The only one who can remove it is Dr. Eggman. He’s got plans for that musclehead.”

Before Sonic could say anything else, the weasel in his fists pulled a detonator from his pocket and pushed the button. The entire back half of the warehouse exploded outward, giving Eggman’s henchmen a chance to escape. The hedgehog zipped next to Knuckles to be sure they wouldn’t take him with them, and shielded the echidna with his body to protect him from falling debris.

The four friends stumbled out of the destroyed warehouse, coughing and hacking at the smoke in the air. Amy and Sonic supported Knuckles as they escaped to the fresh air of the outside, and Tails hovered before the echidna with a worried expression.

“We need to get him to my workshop,” he said, his hands curled to his chest. “I don’t know what that collar’s doing to him, but he’s looking really bad.”

Knuckles was in no shape to argue. His limbs felt simultaneously heavy and numb, his mind a fog. He couldn’t stand. Couldn’t speak. Couldn’t comprehend the words said around him. It was as if his entire being, everything that made him him, was gone.

The echidna hung between his friends, as they hurried toward Tails’ workshop.

~X~X~X~

An hour later, Tails looked between the monitor and his Miles Electric. He’d run every test he felt safe enough to do so, and the results weren’t promising.

“So what’s going on?” Sonic asked. He leaned against the wall, arms crossed. “What is that thing and can you remove it?”

Tails shook his head. “I don’t know, and I don’t think so. Everytime I tried to touch it, even to just examine it, it exhibited some sort of ‘deterrent’ by hurting Knuckles. I don’t dare even get near it at this point.”

They looked to the echidna, lying on the table in the middle of the room. His breathing was short and shallow, and his fur looked as though it had paled. He’d fallen unconscious on the way over, and now lay limp and motionless.

“What’s it doing to him?” Amy asked, her voice soft. She reached toward Knuckles, gently brushing her hand over his.

Tails sighed, flicking through a few screens on his Miles Electric. “Near as I can tell, it’s acting as some sort of capacitor. It’s draining the chaos energy stored in him. Storing it away. There’s a faint radio signal coming from it, which I assume is Eggman keeping tabs on him. But as for why?” He shook his head. “I don’t know.”

“Eggman’s always trying to find the chaos emeralds to use as power sources,” Sonic said, his muzzle wrinkled in disgust. “Why not go after them? Why do this to Knux?”

The fox kit rubbed his chin. “Knuckles has a special connection to the Master Emerald. And I’ve taken readings on him in the past that show he possesses more chaos energy than anyone, except when you go Super, Sonic. Maybe . . . maybe Eggman is using him as a conduit? Kind of a living battery.”

They all turned to look at Knuckles then, and an unspoken thought passed between them.

He didn’t look like the ‘living’ part of that description was going to apply much longer.

“So what do we do?” Sonic asked, moving closer and planting his hands on his hips. “How do we get that thing off him? It’s gonna bleed him dry and then . . .” He turned away hands curled into fists. “What do we do, Tails?”

“Maybe we should take him back to Angel Island?” Amy suggested, her hands clasped before her chest. “Maybe his connection to the Master Emerald will help.”

Tails shook his head. “His connection to the Master Emerald is exactly why we can’t take him near it.”

She furrowed her brow. “Why? What do you mean?”

The fox kit held up a finger before reaching to the unlock the lead-shielded cabinet against the far wall. Then he pulled out a black gem. Holding it up, he nodded toward it. “Because this is what he did to a red chaos emerald.”

Amy and Sonic stood and stared at the gem in Tails’ hand. The only time an emerald turned black is when every bit of chaos energy was sucked out of it.

“Knuckles did that?” Sonic asked, moving closer to take the gem into his own hands. It felt heavier without its energy. “How?”

“When I discovered his chaos energy was being drained, I thought introducing more might help stabilize him. But the moment I brought this close, he just kinda . . . pulled the emerald’s energy to him, and it went straight into the collar.” He took the dead emerald back. “I think taking him close to the Master Emerald would be a very bad idea.”

Silence settled over the workspace then, and all three looked at the failing echidna on the table.

~X~X~X~

Knuckles’ consciousness floated. Adrift in the swirling currents of chaos.

He felt the pull of chaos, that constant, ever-present flow he’d felt since he hatched. But there was another pull, one that felt unnatural, as if trying to redirect the current of a river. It tugged at him, pulling that warm, comfortable chaos away.

Floating. Pushed and pulled without direction. He couldn’t understand what was happening. He wanted to call out, to reach for the Master Emerald, to ask it to help him get himself back under control.

But the more he reached for it, the more it pulled away. It was afraid of him. Afraid for him. And a part of him, some small part that still understood, pulled himself back, too. If they connected now, disaster would befall all of Mobius.

And so Knuckles faded. The unnatural pull continuing its thievery of his chaos energy, his very life force. And he allowed it to happen, severing his connection to the Master Emerald in a last act of his duty as its guardian. He vowed to keep it safe. And that included safe from him.

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#knuckles the echidna #sonic the hedgehog #tails the fox #amy rose #my writing #sonic fanfiction #sonic the hedgehog fanfiction #knuckles angst

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freddie-77-ao3 · 28 days

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So if anyone was wondering (i say as no one was wondering)

i started writing a chat fic at one point, and i just feel like i need to share some of the names:

I Want A Fucking Cheeseburger

Lou Ellen

WonderWitch

Cecil

SwiperNoSwiping

Will

Dr.GoodVibes

For Legal Reasons, This GC Can't Have A Name

(their counselor business gc)

Drew-- Bitchass

Connor-- Fuckhead

Malcolm-- Dickface

Not Fast (Just Furious)

(year round ares kids who survived both kronos and gaea)

Clarisse

Sherman

Ellis

No Justice (You Ate My Chocolate Orange???)

(where they complain about each other)

Connor-- 2005’s Most Likely To Commit Petty Crime Award (“So like… how does aphsodel work again?” [!!! This is a paraphrased sentence, not an actual quote!!!- Connor] “goat cheese is heterosexual culture” kyner ctyl the PHONE THIEF ans thief in like general- pettyb cirm e for a reason, “How do you milk apples agin?”)

Malcolm-- Warm Bricks Friend <3

Drew-- “Pettiest? Damn right I am- yeah, Con, I know what I’m saying."

The Loud House

(All CHB demigods)

bozos with bows-ohs

(lee made them teach archery in the summers, they had to coordinate schedules)

Will-- william snakesappear:

Drew-- drew (on some expensive artwork)

Malcolm-- Mal(adjusted)

Stolls Stop Being Morons On Main Challenge (I HOPE THAT YOU BURN!!!!!))))))))))

(no one remembers the start of this gc, it just popped into existence one day)

Malcolm

How does a bastard…be…smart- (ALEXANDER HAMILTON lyrics)

I’m getting Nervous (AARON BURR SIr)

Drew

If they apologise no NEED FOR *FUCKING* FURTHER ACTION (10 duel commandments)

Pray That Hell Or Heaven Let’s You In (10 duel commandments)

Connor

“You Brought This Girl Into Our Bread- Wait, no BED” (Burn)

The World Has No Right To My… Sleep (Burn)

Travis

Ready to… steal (AARON BURR SIR)

Don’t- Take Another Step In My Direction (First Burn)

Clarisse

I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" (AARON BURR SIR)

I WILL GLADLY JOIN THE FIGHT (story of tonight)

(Things in paranthesis are just which lyrics they got it from)

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kiwinatorwaffles · 2 years

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ok it’s time for super england lore

ANYWAY. SO. you may be asking, what the hell is super england? or maybe you aren’t and that’s ok, but i’m gonna answer anyway.

DISCLAIMER BEFORE I START ANYTHING: this is in no way slandering england. this is a parody and exaggeration, and does not intend to reflect anything there that’s real and genuine.

now, to put in the most simplest, barebone terms, it’s an inside joke i made with my friend sky (@skyspersonalhell) about evil x’s home dimension before he arrived on hermitcraft where his original location was like england, but even more english— thus the name “super england.”

sky requested me to put in the super england flag that they made, so here it is:

now the rest is going to take a lot of explanation of like… nearly six months worth of shitpost headcanons that have piled on and connected with each other, so here are a few things that i need to preface before we can get to Super England.

x and ex are created by the void gods, which are ocs me and sky created. these three gods manage the void and server hopping, so they can access any world there is out there. (they are also featured in this fanfic that i wrote, even though i haven’t drawn them formal refs yet. it’s a nice little oneshot comedy, so you can give that a read if you’d like)

ex is the newest creation of the void gods, with x being the eldest and another individual being the middle child. however, due to the failure of the middle child becoming a normal fucking person, the void gods decided to just send ex off to super england so he can be raised by someone else other than them.

unfortunately for ex, super england is probably worse than hell. everyone there is a goddamn dick to say the least, and that is what ultimately structured evil x to be a gremlin asshole as well. you know how my ex design has little scars around his mouth? yeah. that’s because some kids put rocks in his mashed potatoes and he ate it before his sharp teeth were fully developed.

ex literally has nightmares of super england. the shit that bozo Jeff The Minion Ass (canon version not my headcanons) comes up could never top whatever the hell ex had to eat in super england to make him consider yellow dye a delicacy

now, here are two images of Real Things that are in super england

image 1: toast on beans. image 2: the bethesda bus.

some other super england facts include:

there is only One tree in the entire city, due to the fact that there is only One dirt block to grow it on.

there are no stars there. the light pollution is So Bad

nobody can swim there. there is not a single pool there because there is no water

the government is made up of hundreds of clones of boris johnson

the creepers there are pink, thus why ex has a pink creeper plush

the only good thing about super england is that they teach magic at school, which was why ex was able to pull off all that dinky lightning mind control bullshit on episode 350. however, after living on hermitcraft for many years, ex ended up forgetting a lot of really useful magic that would definitely give him leverage over the hermits because he’s out of practice

anyway i hope i was able to do 5 months of inside jokes justice with this masterpost. if not sky is allowed to physically remove me from this app

#help. if this spreads far i’ll literally cry #hermitcraft #orchard’s library #evil xisuma #hermitcraft evil x #long post #kiwinator super england lore

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wormbloggign · 3 months

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omg he was

clockblocker where is your gaydar? this bi lesbian doesnt have time for your bullshit

actually i guess she does?

i doubt she has anywhere she wants to go in a rush rn

oh wow, this guy really just wants to be as big of a p.o.s as possible, i guess it harmless but it would be nice to see him get undermined by his subordinates in the future

she's a little out of sync with polite society huh

(while police brutality is very much a real thing and prisoners get abused to alarming amounts especially by their guards and wardens, from what i've gleamed of wildbows personal philosophy, i doubt any of that is going to happen here)

that's a solid quip tho, taylors getting better at the more traditional elements of a superpowered persona

(while in the prison, she is functionally able to do cutaway gags)

theyve been stepping around the idea that taylors pregnant a weird amount in this chapter, i hope its just a weird beat and not anything more.

no she can't :)

thats just vindictive man, dont be a dick

an interesting thing to bring up, now that we know more. we can assume that her trigger event at least resonated with the idea that her passenger/guide/consort represents and 2 other events (that i remember) which both involve taylor (notably as herself, not skitter) taking action against people who have been unreasonably vindictive and cruel to her, one could probably argue that her boosting concept is flat Justice, but i doubt that because of the bug motif, specifically the fact it first flared up in a way that wouldnt punish emma but instead, comfort taylor when she needed to ground herself, we also run with her theme of necessity (almost definitely not her boosting concept either) where she goes out of her way to make sure the things that NEED doing are done, far more concerned with what good she can do with power and wealth than wanting it for selfish reasons. at times i feel like she's a well placed bit of oil, lubricating the machine of society (bad metaphor but you get the picture).

with all that i think vindication might be the closest i could get to guessing but that'd still be wrong

i can say though, it doesnt amplify when she feels trapped, it amplifies when she works to escape.

(note, i may have just said nothing with all that, disregard)

i love taylors bug references, 10/10 every time

good for her, its nice to hear she's healing

oooohhhh 98% timeline it is, that's reassuring to hear

aw, you're gonna make her blush

DINAHS ON TOP BABEYY

(it seems she's lucid and has agency, i am proud of her recovery and also her sass)

COMMON (clap emoji) DINAH (clap emoji) W

i think i might hate this guy more than armsmaster, at least he had the excuse that he was trying to do the right thing (sometimes), tagg seemingly just hates capes in all forms and enjoys making people suffer when he can make them, genuinely sickening, shouldn't be allowed near children

taylor was riling up to defend the girl who sentenced her to probably the birdcage, sad that it showed her hand.

that's what i said!

(also, boss move announcing her prescence throughout the building, theyve been fully compromised.)

not mind control, just good, old fashioned lesbianism

funniest counter-argument

L bozo, wrong again

taylors up to her favourite pastime again, SPOT CHECKING GOVERNING BODIES!!

#liveblogging worm #cell 22.1 #taylor works her damned hardest to shift the mood of worm to a comedy and i respect her so much for it

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gojuo · 2 years

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I'm sad that they didn't let aegon fly sunfyre but let team black fly dragon back in both coronations. But i guess the people are on the greens side.

my biggest fear is them fucking up Sunfyre's looks and his and Aegon's bond like I'm so afraid I need hbo to put their entire budget into Sunfyre idc about wigs costuming sets other bozo dragons like piss-colored syrax etc etc I NEED JUSTICE FOR SUNFYRE THE GOLDEN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DRAGON IN THE ENTIRE KNOWN WORLDDD

#JUSTICE FOR SUNFYREEEEEE MY GOLDEN BABYY #if they fuck up even one single storyline concerning aegon and sunfyre's bond im b*mbing hbo forreal this time idc idc iddccccccc JUSTICEEE #JUSTICE FOR SUNFYREEE #aegon ii #sunfyre #anonymous #answered

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religion-is-a-mental-illness · 1 year

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lmao xkdc wanna be plus youre so insane about transgenders youve become a social justice blogger. Talk about ironic, go kill yourself and reincarnate as someone with even a shred of originality you fucking bozo

Hi, I'm well, thanks. You seem really nice.

Translation: "Repent now sinner, before Judgement Day is upon you!"

A rant that answers itself, proving I'm still right over the target. You need never again wonder why I post on topics that are merely quasi-religious, rather than overtly so.

Didn't go with saying something meaningful or worthwhile, zero notes? M'kay.

#ask #religious fanaticism #religion is a mental illness

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shipsgaysfordays · 1 year

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Waking to Chaos (Remus POV)

Links to the chapters here

I used these prompts (scoundrel, rogue, justice, sidekick, nemesis, monster, order) from @wolfstarmicrofic

Generally where the story is picking back up, Remus just woke up from a nightmare. James, Sirius, and Lily who had been separated from them have found them. Also Remus very recently hurt Sirius.

CW: a lot of self hatred, but also like Remus tried to kill Sirius in one of the previous chapters so everyone’s sort of cautious around them

Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. Awake.

“Hey…you’re finally awake,” Lily stares, trying to force a bit of a smile, despite how–by the looks of it–she’s freezing her tits off.

Remus continued to just look forward, hand still shaking some after their dream.

“Those two bozo’s decided that it would be better for them to be animals for whatever goes down next…seemed to forget that I can’t do that and you only do that once a month,” she laughs awkwardly, “we, um, we decided to sleep in shifts so at least someone would be up whenever you got up. They would probably want me to wake them, but they were up most of the night….and I thought you might not want to be overwhelmed.”

“They should sleep,” Remus croaked, their voice dry and barely there. They started moving, their bones cracking some, they tried to only think of the sounds of the bones cracking, not the split second in which she…did she…..she couldn’t have, did she flinch, because of me?

Despite their guilt about it, Remus continued moving forward, whatever was going on: they wanted to be sure about it. “It really is so similar…” they uttered. Whatever polyjuice or spell Sirius had done, it was identical to how Lily looked before the incident.

“So similar to what?”

“Similar to Lily, to ‘you' ” they put air quotes around the word.

“Probably, and I know this sounds absolutely mental to you, because it is me, I am Lily.”

Remus continued their silent staring.

“Go on, ask a question only I would know, something even those two wouldn’t know. Then again, that shouldn’t be so hard,” she rolled her eyes, “if memory serves, Sirius can be quite clueless.”

“What’s the first thing I told you specifically after you announced you were pregnant?”

“Wow, you really are making sure you stay rich, huh? Having a child with THAT scoundrel, I’ll pray for you and your sanity,” Lily parroted the words of a much younger Remus.

“I STILL CONGRATULATED YOU!” Remus said, slightly regretting their question.

“Eventually…not after criticizing our choice in godfather.”

“Well…I shouldn’t have said any of that, Sirius was–is a good choice, but Harry will be as spoiled as they come,” Remus said, imagining that it was 1980, that Lily was still pregnant and Harry was still far in the future. Harry was a possibility and not a person, not yet.

“He’s not, at least not yet.”

“I’d need to judge that for myself…it’s really you?” Remus’ eyes said a million things at once as they stared at Lily, the smallest bit of hope had returned to the man, but it was still so difficult. The idea felt rouge in their mind, it was against everything that they had been thinking for years.

“Yes,” she sighed.

There was a beat of silence.

“What happened to you?” Lily asked, staring at Remus and all the new scars they had acquired over the years.

Remus narrowed their eyes, and muttered, “What didn’t.”

“Was it…”

“You and him and all of them, just everyone. Gone all at once and then somehow some of you are back but it’s not everyone and it doesn’t feel real and it doesn’t feel right,” Remus took a deep breath, “nothing feels right anymore, nothing makes sense. I just don’t understand. I live this life with this knowledge of how things are for years, then it all changes and everyone’s dead and it’s all because of two of my best friends, and then I go out and look for some sort of justice, and then it all changes again because it turns out two of my other best friends are alive. And you just never told me, and I don’t know why, why Lily?”

Remus had been trying to hold themself up, but saying all of that, letting it all out–the tears broke through their eyes.

“Sweetie,” Lily placed her hand on their shoulder, Remus moved out of the touch. “Remus, I’m sorry, I didn’t know things would happen like this. Nothing,” she put her hand through her hair, “nothing happened how it was supposed to. And James and I, we didn’t know until so much later.”

Through the blur of their eyes, Remus stared at the black furry figure nearby. It was strange, just hours ago Remus had been thinking Sirius was their nemesis, Remus had been wanting to torture Sirius in the hopes that zey would feel what Remus felt–but ze had felt all of it. Zhe had lived through all of it, had gone to azkaban, had escaped, had…had Remus. I tried to kill zer, a few hours ago I tried to kill zim. The love of my life finally came back to me and I almost killed zer. Sirius was almost dead because of me.

Remus started hyperventilating.

“I’m a monster, I’m a monster,” they muttered, “I’m exactly what he said I would be, I’m a monster.”

“Remus,” Lily started, “Remus, you’re not–” she stood beside them, patting their hair, “look, let’s get the guys up and go home and calm down, okay?”

Remus nodded, not knowing what else to do.

Lily walked over to the stag, despite being an early riser, James was always quite the heavy sleeper. As Lily did that, Remus crawled over to the dog (who looked like a black blob in their eyes at that moment), they got closer and closer to the blob, features became more visible. Especially the eyes, the closed eyes. Remus was scared to wake zem, first they just pet the dog, hoping maybe that would do something. The tail wagged in zer sleep. They scratched zis ears, and eventually decided to use canine hearing to their advantage. Remus knelt down right beside Padfoot’s ears, “Padfoot, wake up, we’ve got to go home” they said.

Padfoot’s eyes opened, for a moment almost smiling at the man above zer, and in the blink of an eye it changed. Sirius remembered, Remus frowned. Padfoot stepped back, whining, and transformed back into Sirius.

“You’re…you’re awake,” Sirius coughed.

“And now you are too.”

Awkward silence.

“I-I won’t, I won’t hurt you. I won’t,” Remus tried. “I talked with Lily, and I don’t understand all of it, but I understand you didn’t do anything.”

Sirius was feeling zer hand around their neck and upper back, that awkward motion, “Remus…I don’t know what to say.”

And things continued like that, as James and Lily came back over to them.

“Let’s go home, Mary’s probably gone mad with Harry by now,” Lily said.

“We haven’t gotten any patronus’ from her,” James countered.

“I need to be with my son,” Lily spoke lowly and angrily.

“I agree with you, I’m just saying that nothing too bad could have happened, she hasn’t needed to tell us anything. I’m trying to dissuade worries.”

“I guess I’ll split from you guys here,” Remus started, “I have some missions to get back to, with the order and werewolves and all.”

“That can wait,” Lily stared bullets at them, “we are all going back and we’re going to talk it through, together.”

Things got quiet again. As Remus dragged their feet along, as they journeyed back. Back somewhere Remus had never been. The Potter’s old new home. Any combination of the four of them would lock eyes throughout the walks and rides, it never seemed to be a good connection or mental conversation when their old sidekicks stared at Remus. It always appeared to be some form of worry, or sadness, and a tinge of anger–a tinge that Remus deserved and inflated in their mind. They all hate me, I shouldn’t be here. I shouldn’t be with them here.

#wolfstar #wolfstar fic #Wolfstar fanfiction #hurt wolfstar #hurt/there will be comfort later i promise guys #angst remus lupin #remus lupin hurt

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cosmica-galaxy · 10 months

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the volunteers for ao3 are asking for people to do the exact opposite (not to dox or send death threats) /lh

also, the website is back up

I'm glad AO3 shook that attack off. Still, I'm expecting at least some form of retaliation. It may or may not come to pass, but messing with the most popular archive (who has a massive fanbase with both chill and overzealous fans) will bound to spurn some vigilantes and justice seekers. It's just a speculation. I do, however, think whoever those racist bozos need to be found and exposed for their deeds and racism.

That's just my opinion.

#haxorus imp #hax speaks #cosmica galaxy #anonymous #archive of our own

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homoerotic-shonen-rival-showdown · 1 year

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That one delusional anon where the homoerotic ship was based on 2 interactions:

Anyway brain got big forgor so I didn't get to submit but honestly they would die anyway 🤗 they died first in the series that's only a precursor for them to die first in any other event (they have died in other tournaments)

But you're gonna see them anyway because they are homoerotic rivals ‼️‼️ and like only 0.000001% of the current population cares about them,,, (if there's barely any fans, you just gotta have the loudness of 5000000 fans. And I am loud.)

Anyway uhh ((hopefully)) I'm not gonna info dump too much but here's a few pics 👉👈

This is their 1st interaction in canon. I'll keep it quick, one's a serial killer and one's a vigilante, Takao Hiyama and Yomotsu Hirasaka respectively. As you can see, Yomotsu has a silly drip with an eyeball looking mask :3 He knows fashion so well. (He's blind) And Takao has pretty long hair,,, but everything else about him is ugly 👎👎 Both are old men in their early to mid 39's I'd say. I say old because they are 😋

They are both goofy losers with big dumb!! I don't care that Takao's a teacher and he got a degree, he didn't get a fucking degree in [Living!] Bro a serial killer and he died first!! Loser !! 💥💥

Anyway so keeping plot short again. Um. God wanted Survival Game He put 12 people to kill each other! In this Survival Game God wanted it to be funkier so he gave everyone diaries that predict the future! FUTURE DIARY ROLL CREDITS

So Takao has the Murder Diary, and Yomotsu has the Justice Diary 🤗 Most of the Diary Keepers have phones as diaries, like Takao, but there are a few exceptions. Like Yomotsu, without sight, he instead has a voice recorder to have his diary on!! Coolio!!

Anyway so um. Funny plot happens after the other 10 are dead and the two MCs get to go to an alternate world 2 years prior the Survival Game, so everyone's alive. So butterfly effect happened and Survival Game no happen! (MN is stupid so yeah you don't need more context <3 )

So, in this alternate universe, the two finally meet and Yomotsu pins Takao down :3 🤗

And the 2nd scene they interact has Takao in prison, and Yomotsu visiting him. Takao tells Yomotsu to get a hobby 💥💥

Second pic! For better viewing of their fits! They are homosexual, your honour.

So like,, they're both such similar people yet so opposite... They're like a chess board... (for lack of a better comparison)

As a big delusional guy, I stared at the 2 mins of screentime Takao had and inferred a few things:

He has no friends

He has no family

He has no bitches

He is antisocial but due to his environment he can put up a friendly/professional front when needed

He is a loser

He is stupid, perhaps able to be cunning at times, but he is stupid

He died 5 times btw (everyone died only 2 times but this guy. This guy.)

He killed himself 3 times (accidentally)

Are these true? Yes because I say so and are you gonna disprove me? You can't 🫵💥💥 I know canon when I get visions of it in my brain.

Now for Yomotsu and his 6 minutes of screentime, I have more backup with my claims!

He has no friends

He has no family

He has no bitches

He has crippling depression

He is hanging on by a fucking thread

He is desperate for approval/acceptance

He does have passions for justice as it is, but another reason he is a vigilante is so people can see value in him

Also he's neurodivergent he has/had a hyperfixation on Kamen Rider and Super Sentai he is autism ever okay...

He has just such a way with words... He talks so funny

When he had his first visitor in a long while, he offered them tea, and then kinda trauma dumped on them just instantly

Anyway so like he relies on justice/vigilante work to feel self worth, but oops no one appreciates his good deeds... RIP bozo

Anyway yeah society um hates him 💥💥

So yeah he opened up that convo with “I don't know if Justice is real anymore” and just went on to dump his problems on a visiting imp (dw bout that)

He needs therapy so bad

He's like a people pleaser kinda,,,

Also in that alternate world I mentioned where he puts Takao in prison. Like. Dude's gotta be really desperate for social interaction (and a friend) if he's gonna visit someone he put in prison,,, He's such a fucking loser 💥

Also from his actions he has implied(?) suicidal ideation. This man is big sad okay.

He had the option to attempt to avoid his death. Future Diaries allowed to warn their owner that another Diary Keeper would kill them in the future. So they get a [Dead End] warning.

But instead of trying to avoid it. He goes on a suicide mission to take down his target.

He said he would die, in the name of justice. What an honourable dude

So the justice was attempted child murder- 🤗 IT WAS JUSTIFIED OKAY

But he got killed before he could blow the child up so. RIP bozo. Then again the child died shortly after him anyway so. Justice?

Also this guy is like God's 3rd favourite

He was built like an MC okay

I know he was one of God's favourite, he gave Yomotsu an advantage

Most of the other Diary Keepers only have their future telling ability, however, Yomotsu has a little something more

He has hypnosis powers. OP as hell.

He was built to be the MC but God decided he liked a pathetic 14 year old more instead 💔

Anyway look at their designs 💙💙💙 Takao is so ugly 💙💙💙 Yomotsu is so pretty

Also their deaths look stupid

In the manga version he looks so pathetic when he's dying.

Bro just going to the void 🕳️

No explanation needed.

So yeah old man yaoi is a need and I did not get it!! I was cheated out of this, Sakae Esuno!! Would've loved two stupid losers that can be low-key smart try to catch each other in this Survival Game. I wanna believe that they would've been Lawlight but also stupid 💙💙💙💙

Lastly, I'd like to mention. That my pfp is bald Takao.

Mirai Nikki was popular enough to get a Visual Novel so I'm hoping to Sakae Esuno he gave my old men (there's more old men than just these two! Though these two are top blorbos 💙) some more screen time and lore.

Anyway so idk but there's like a trend or smthn to make VN character sprites bald,,, so ofc I had to do it first. And I took away Takao's long hair.

So um 💙 yeah. I also wrote a 9k word essay for them in another tournament,,, niche character tournament... I am a normal person with sanity 🤗🤗

They are my everything.

Hope you enjoyed reading?? Pretend this was compelling propaganda for a nonexistent contestant

thank you for sharing your guys

even though they will not be in the bracket we love to see more homoerotic rivalries

#asks #not polls #mod goose #I'm surprised to see a guy with more canonical deaths than my guy #my guy only has 4 #(my guy being the one with stupid hair in my pfp)#congrats takao for winning Most Deaths

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I'm so glad i'm not the only one who loves Kali. She deserves redemption so much and as a abused person she is so relatable, because when you are hurt sometimes justice is only thing you want. She is complicated, complex character abd i love her. What a pity Duffers are cowards and i doubt we gonna see her in s5.

Season 2 holds a lot of emotional value for me and I am super attached to every single aspect of it!! And that very much includes Kali. Oh how I long to see some justice for my girl 💯

Real talk I am going to be INSANELY disappointed if we truly ended up seeing the last of her. In my opinion she's absolutely vital to the narrative, the lore, and Jane's entire arc. She's her SISTER. It's an amazing opportunity to have her return, as they're certainly going to need a hand against Vecna and his army of monsters. I also want to see her and Creel's history explored. Did she know him very well? What type of feelings does she harbor regarding him? Does she know of ANYTHING that went down in 1979? I think she deserves to know, at the very least, that Brenner is dead. I mean they kind of left her hanging in season 2. What, she finds out the bozo who ruined her life is alive and just. does nothing about it? Unbelievable.

That being said. The Duffers keep saying that they're wanting to write an authentic story. Reddit is something they're NOT planning to consult and they hope to be able to block out the "background noise". This would mean not giving in to the mfs complaining about The Lost Sister (which was a GREAT episode imo, ppl who disagree r just haters and losers 😒) and actually doing something about the unfinished arcs started in season 2.

However, I've seen a lot of fans of color express their disappointment regarding certain aspects of the show and I fully get their concerns, and the way the writers have handled certain characters so far is certainly worrisome. I hope their team of writers has some members that are well attuned to these kinds of topics and can, perhaps, provide some guidance going forward.

Will they do Kali's storyline justice? Only time will tell. In the mean time i'm going to obsessively refresh Linnea Berthelsen's IMDB page for updates.

#kali prasad #stranger things #byler tumblr #ask box #anon

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dirt-str1der · 2 years

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TELL US MORE ABOUT 2BJEB.... NOW!!!

YOU GUYS ARE INSATIABLE okay i have said all this before or idk i dont remember but the first thing you need to know about dr christoff is that hes literally gay and trans and he beats up people who say shit like christians hate gays because he literally has anger issues and also a strong sense of justice (messiah complex) which is a really amazing combination of traits to have in a gigantic man because he will fucking come at you if youre a bitch but if youre getting bullied god knows he will send someone flying for you youre fucking welcome also stop crying its unsightly. Jebster is extremely hotheaded and full of himself as you all knew already, he likes to think of himself as a guardian of sorts, and keep people from digging too deep and unleashing horrors beyond their wildest imaginations re: him keeping the keystone fragment out of undesirable hands

2BDamned on the flipside is nevadas first homosexual bicycle , he is also extremely transsexual and can unlock your secret gay thoughts just by looking at you. This isnt very relevant but just know that hes kind of a big deal. Hes in love with the unspeakable and extremely hungry for knowledge, and is perhaps the only person sensible enough to use it correctly unlike bozos such as the employers or director phobos. 2b never loses because he always plays for both sides (re: guess who revived both both jeb and the sheriff LOL and guess whos been reviving hank) , hes no stranger to unlikely / tentative alliances because he knows what people want and knows how to give it to them or at least how to help them get it. In this manner hes been almost singlehandedly puppeteering his side of nevada (SQs name has a lot of weight), when an incident occurs if docs not directly involved he’d still find a way to Know about it. His network is expansive and his goals are kind of sinister

Anyway with docs control freak tendencies and jeb’s self appointed role of nevada’s “saviour” its no wonder they find each other repulsive. Jeb’s been somewhat traumatised after seeing what dictators tend to become after achieving ‘godhood’ and he knows that 2b has no intention of letting sleeping dogs lie once he gets his hands on that power. Doc is Extremely frustrated at the fact that jeb could be a very useful piece on the board if he would. Just. Listen. For ONCE, but noooo because hes convinced himself that 2b is the worst evil ever hes never going to listen to him unless hes absolutely sure hes not being used , which is never. So they circle each other endlessly, jeb wanting to trust doc but knowing he cant and 2b having to play 5D chess to get jeb to do whate he wants anyway. Go figure

Also they have sex sometimes. This is the curse of being a gay man pushing sixty (most virile age range) youre going to meet the most annoying person in the world and then realise theyre irresistibly sexy. Disclaimer: I <3 toxic relationships. Jebs so dramatic about it too, hes always like i cant believe im doing this with you , people our age would have settled down by now and 2bs like (smoking afterglow blunt) if thats your way of asking me out youre going to have to try harder. Also 2b is jeb’s T dealer if i forgot to mention that earlier , jeb doesnt want to buy from anyone else because again he has no friends and would like to pretend that he and doc are friends

#Thanks for the ask !#I FORGOT TO POST THIS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #2bjeb is literally the funniest ship to me #like i want to believe so badly that jeb is his side hoe #hes like oohooo woe is me i keep being seduced by you and 2bs like weve been doing this for a couple of decades now just admit you like me #like im sure they grew to care for each other but also jeb gets mad far too easily and 2b cant use his usual carrot and stick tactics to win #him over because hes just not so easy .......

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