#i nearly combusted

[tillthelandslide]

The man, the myth, the legend & the loml

P.s Ross' hand is literally the size of mattys entire face and now I'm having thoughts

#i nearly combusted #the 1975 #that was so good #2 more shows to go #ross macdonald #my photos

[heymrspatel]

doesn't matter where we go, man. you're all i need.

for @you-are-so-much-better-than-that who loves roadtrips - happy birthday, chrissy! 💙✨

#HEY!!! IT'S CHRISSY'S BIRTHDAY! #everyone please go wish her the happiest birthday! because she's amazing and incredible and i love her so so so much! #also also because doing this nearly ended me! asdfjalkj #if some proportions are off - no they aren't #by all that’s good please make believe they’re wearing seatbelts… ian would NEVER! #alas it was a complete miss on my part but my brain said ‘you’re done bitch’ and besties was i DONE! #so make believe! please! #chrissy you know how much i love and appreciate you! i hope this year is just EVERYTHING! i hope you love and laugh and feel and live! #also when you see this please don't spontaneously combust... #myart #shameless #shameless fanart #gallavich #gallavich fanart #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #ian x mickey #shamelessnet #art #fan art #artists on tumblr #drishlook #bricomesee #userlizliz #jessielook #howlinathowl

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

Fearing a doctors appointment but then you find out the doctor is actually the most amazing medical professional you have ever met in your life and he? Actually? Genuinely? Cares???

Is this what it feels like to be high?

#i very nearly combust into tears and declare my undying love #holy shit the tests didn't even get any results and he still said that if i was in pain there was obviously a problem #and i got a referral for physical therapy and he referred me to a neurologist?? #i didn't know he could do that? #he said my issues could be 'neurological functional or psychiatric' but that he didn't like saying anything was psychiatric because then #everyone writes you off #this was a elder white man as well #he gets it? #surreal fucking experience #chronic illness #chronic pain #doctors #disability #disabled #chronically ill #positive experiences!

[rinzsu]

he said my handwriting is pretty.

#i love him. #leni.talks #the way i nearly combusted

[chiropteracupola]

yes that's right it's a

TINY KEITH AND EWEN ACTUAL REAL SCOTLAND ADVENTURE!

Keith at what remains of Fort William

2. Keith in Fort Augustus (with a thematically appropriate rose branch)

3. Ewen in the woods somewhere outside Fort Augustus

4. Ewen at Holyrood Palace

5. Keith in the woods somewhere outside Fort Augustus

6. Ewen in the woods somewhere outside Fort Augustus

7-9. Keith at Edinburgh Castle

10. Ewen at Edinburgh Castle

#em makes stuff #the flight of the heron #adventures of tiny keith and ewen #fun challenge for when you are scared of embarrassment: take the kind of photos that often require Angles Quite Close To The Ground #in locations that are Full of Other People and also Relatives #so these are limited by the number of places I was able to Suddenly Drop To The Floor and Roll Around. and also the Rain. #to take these photos I ended up Crawling Around In The Woods and Nearly Stepping On A Legless Lizard and also Pretending To Be French #the thing is that if anyone even looks at me weird I will spontaneously combust for sure. but luckily that did not occur. #but yeah we got to go to some cool locations (and inconvenience my relatives with 'what do you mean it's just one stone wall?') #the second-to-last of keith is looking out towards the museum of his regiment! which is neat! #and not a place that I was aware existed! so that was Cool!

[feraltwinkseb]

Race Of Champions - Day 1 (Sebastian Vettel & Mick Schumacher)

#ITS HERE!! FINALLY!! #Just the smick bits! #Might need to take a days break if I do tommorows races as well #40 minutes of 3 hours? we were blessed with the smick content #my computer nearly combusted doing this #sorry if the quality if iffy I tried so hard.. #AHHHHHH SOMEHOW MICKS FIRST RACE GOT DELETEd???? SORRY #I watched the whole event on the ROC youtube channel all I needed to do was use a VPN for Germany #roc #race of champions #2023 #video #free #sebastian vettel #mick schumacher #msc47 #sv5 #ogferal #f1 #smick #roc 2023 #race of champions 2023 #team germany

[allfortzu]

ITS OKAY THEYVE GOT EACH OTHER 🥹🥹🫂

#AGAIN #love yall sm but NEVAR open another vid with crying again i went thru the 5 stages of grief in 24 secs i nearly combusted from emotion

[deepspacedukat]

Bliss After Bliss

A giant thank you to @bigblissandlove1 for allowing me to borrow her pointy boi captain for this SoC prompt! S’Talon is a Romulan OC created by @bigblissandlove1. This story was written/posted with their permission. Go check out their story, “The Raptor’s Descent” if you haven’t already! That’s where S’Talon came from! ✨

Day 8: Multiple Orgasms

SoC prompt list here. SoC Masterlist here. Cross-posted to AO3 here.

~*~

S’Talon (OC) x Reader

[A/N: This is smut, 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI!!!]

Warnings: Interspecies sex, Human/Romulan sex, making out in a turbolift, fingering, multiple orgasms, oral sex (female receiving), oral sex against a wall, dirty talk, praise kink.

~*~

At this diplomatic function, S’Talon had noticed her almost immediately. The beginning of the evening had been dull beyond measure, but he’d managed to maintain his facade of politeness. The moment she walked through the doors to the Federation flagship’s Ten Forward, he’d stopped short, completely losing his train of thought.

The Betazoid counselor he’d been speaking with followed his gaze and smiled.

“That’s one of the Enterprise’s medical staff. Would you like an introduction, Riov?” Counselor Troi gave him a knowing smile as she no doubt noticed his immediate attraction to the new arrival. He’d agreed barely a breath later when his eyes had met the mystery woman’s, and after a quick exchange of pleasantries, the counselor gracefully extricated herself, leaving Riov S’Talon alone with the object of his curiosity.

“Tell me, lhhei, have you ever been congratulated on your ability to work medical miracles before?” He asked, and she looked up at him in beautiful confusion. “You see, before this evening, I thought I’d seen beauty, but then you arrived and showed me how lovely life could be. My vision has never been so unhindered before.”

She let out a bashful laugh before she could stop herself, and when she lifted a hand to cover her mouth, S’Talon caught it carefully in his grasp and brought it to his own lips. The dilation of her pupils told him all that he needed to know about how he wanted the rest of the evening to unfold.

Barely half an hour later, they’d flirted and teased each other enough to make a hasty exit from the festivities inevitable. He wouldn’t have any problem making her scream over the dessert table, but such a respectable lady deserved to be treated with more decorum than that. They were merely looking for an excuse, and with a mischievous smile, S’Talon knew exactly how to make that possible. His lady was proudly grasping his arm as they chatted with a Federation ambassador - a particularly dull Bolian man - when he put his plan into action.

“Forgive me, Ambassador, but I’m afraid I’m not feeling well,” he said as he set his glass on the tray of a passing server. Turning to the lovely lady on his arm, he saw concern in her eyes. With a wink, he spoke to her. “I’ve been told you’re in the medical field, lhhei. Perhaps you could give me an examination...? I’d be most grateful.”

The exact moment when she caught on, her eyes widened and she gripped his arm a little tighter.

“Of course, Riov. It would be a pleasure.” As soon as they were alone in the turbolift, S’Talon’s accomplice placed her hands on his chest and looked up at him. “What seems to be the trouble?”

Eager girl. He’d definitely made the right choice. With a mock-serious expression, he placed his hands on her waist.

“Ah, you see, I’ve a rather persistent ache,” he answered, and she crooned sympathetically. “Yes, it seems to be exacerbated by the presence of gorgeous officers like you.”

“I’ve got just the thing,” she whispered catching his lips in a hungry kiss. Wrapping her more securely in his arms, S’Talon moaned against her when she nipped at the corner of his mouth. He could almost swear that the lift opened at one point along their journey, but if it did, nobody got in with them. A wise decision.

They’d barely made it to the Riov’s assigned guest quarters before clothes went flying. Her dress hadn’t even hit the floor before the Romulan dropped to his knees. Pressing her back against the wall, he lifted one of her long, beautiful legs over his shoulder and kissed his way up her thigh. Savoring the feeling of her fingers digging into his hair to guide him, S’Talon showed her just how talented a Romulan lover could be, even if it was only destined to be for a night.

He loved the way she shouted his name as she fell apart, and he made it his goal to make her repeat that performance as many times as was physically possible while he was in her company. When he rose to his full height, she dragged him into a passionate kiss that had him tearing at his own clothing. He tossed his tunic aside, unfastened his trousers, and took her against the wall in a flurry of moans, whimpers, and pleas for him never to stop.

“So warm and eager...I wanted you like this from the moment I laid eyes on you,” S’Talon admitted as he looked intensely into her eyes, allowing her to see the full extent of the hunger she’d inspired in him. His pace quickened when she moaned his name, and soon they both fell apart with sounds that were more reminiscent of animals than sentient beings.

But he wasn’t prepared to leave this encounter at a single instance of ecstasy. Not by a long shot. She’d looked at him curiously as he carried her to his bed, but he just smirked against her skin as he kissed his way down to her breasts.

“Riov...?”

“Your care has been exemplary, but I’m afraid that Romulans require more extensive treatment,” he explained as his hands slid down her waist. “But only if you’re willing to continue to provide it, of course.”

Instead of an answer, she cupped the back of his head, coaxing him back up to her lips.

By the early hours of the morning, S’Talon was thoroughly proud of the amount of times she’d come for him. To his delight, he’d discovered that provided the correct combination of stimulation and praise, consecutive orgasms made her tremble and call for him with a devastated sort of affection that made his lok ache.

This dance was one to which he was becoming addicted. Looking at the clock, he knew there would only be time for a few more rounds, so he resolved to make them the best she’d ever had.

“Such a good girl. You can give me a few more, can’t you? Yes, of course you can.” S’Talon murmured as his fingers curled against his lover’s sweet spot over and over, drawing lovely little moans from her lips. “That’s right, give yourself over to me again. You deserve so much pleasure.”

He’d wondered all night what medium would suit a sketch of her the most, but he was stuck between oil pastels and his tried and true charcoals. As she tensed and arched off the bed in the throes of yet another orgasm, he couldn’t help but marvel at how responsive she’d been for him.

Without slowing his thumb’s movement on her clit, he quickly replaced his fingers with his lok, making her clutch at his shoulders as she begged him to fuck her again.

Moments later as she convulsed around his length, whimpering into the crook of his neck, S’Talon had made his decision: mixed media was the only solution. Continuing his unrelenting thrusts, the Riov allowed himself to become lost in the feeling of his lover’s embrace.

~*~*~

Romulan Words:

lhhei = my lady

Riov = Captain

~*~

Taglist:

@android-boyfriends @attention-bajoranworkers @bigblissandlove1 @darkmattervibes @emilie786 @horta-in-charge @live-logs-and-proper @slutty-slutty-vulcans @starrynightgardens @toebeans-mcgee

#deepspacedukat fic #Riov S'Talon of Romulus #S'Talon x Reader #I nearly combusted writing this #Bliss really did create a sex god when she made S'Talon #*biting through concrete*

[slayedthedaybae]

Neurotypical’s will never understand the autistic urge to combust when you see your fav character

#neurodivergent #I NEARLY COMBUST WHEN EVER I SEE I SEE THEM LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING #toh hunter #2012 raph #pidge gunderson #espically pidge #vld pidge #vld shiro #I’m forgetting every character I’ve ever known because of this stupid post #HyperfixationStation101

[suashii]

i need to see rin wearing this. it is crucial to my health to see rin wearing this

#💭 manon’s mind #eunwoo has been all over my pinterest recently #no complaints #but i saw this and my mind went straight to model rin #and i nearly combusted #gonna rip my hair out brb

[gumy-shark]

no but look, my math teacher will legit put tmnt shit in his slide shows, he actually is my supervisor for my tmnt club

he’s my favorite teacher ❤️

holy shit. this is amazing.

WAIT U HAVE A TMNT CLUB AT YOUR SCHOOL???

#i half wish i had your teacher and half know that if i did i would probably combust early into the year #once the 2012 tmnt theme song came on on my econ teacher's shuffle and it nearly killed me

[spuffybot]

Shout out to people who meet their heroes and act cool. Double shout out to people who meet their heroes and befriend them. The best I manage to do is hyperventilate and cry while shaking.

#James Marsters complimented me and it nearly sent me into a coma #when I met Roxane Gay I barely mumbled hello #I’ve met Pierce Brown four times and have yet to say one complete sentence to him #if I ever meet Harrison Ford I will probably spontaneously combust

[zeawesomebirdie]

Well folks, get ready for me to be even more annoying about the Old West!AU, because I just started zero drafting it >:)

#Old West!AU #im having one hell of a time bc of all the appointments i have to do #and i havent been able to write in nearly a week #so today i did a little work on that one fic ive been promising id finish first #and so now i feel comfy spending some free time working on this au #honest to the force very rarely do i have fics like this where i feel really compelled to write them #most of the stuff in my wip pile is verh much so a #if it happens great. if not thats fine #kind of thing #but this au?? #this au. #if i do not write this thing Right Now i *will* combust #so #yes i will still be finishing all my current wips #but also? #this fic is happening now!!

[astramachina]

i can't believe my youth is a retro aesthetic

#texts. #tbf i saw someone tag an ipod nano as retro and i nearly combusted

[sweetcandygirl21]

not to be horny on main but could some of the wonderful gif makers in this fandom PLEASE gif Marjan riding off into the sunset looking hot af on that bike? 🥵🥵🥵🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

#honestly i nearly combusted #she's so badass and sexy #i want her to be my wife #911 lone star #marjan marwani

[falcor13]

I present: the frog terrarium! A creative-mode drained ocean monument project.

#minecraft build #a finished project? surprising I know! #ocean monument build #i actually finished this last week but then my computer nearly combusted and I had to buy a new psu