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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

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SCORPIONS!!!!!!!!! 9000 SCRPIONS INYOUR UNDERWEAR

the underwear im wearing now or the pairs back in my dorm?

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What if there was ANOTHER update aquatic!!!

I had some ideas in a dream and wanted to share them #minecraft

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#the people love scorpion attack

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A word from Bisan to the students of the U.S. in their campus solidarity encampments.

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@mushroompoisoning @bugsinthebayou

toge’s reaction to yuuji thinking his technique is cool is so cute

#ur guys got lost and ended up on my dash

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btw sorry for complaining abt being attracted to Some Guy so much. this is a new and uniquely terrible experience for me and i reserve the right to be a huge baby about the whole ordeal

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attraction is one of the most normal things in the world. however it is also one of the most embarrassing and awful things that's ever happened to me. and unlike other mortifying ordeals i've gone through it does not get better with time or with greater knowledge about it. both of those things make it so much worse

girls b like "im fighting my demons" and the demons are just aesthetic attraction

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girls b like "im fighting my demons" and the demons are just aesthetic attraction

#i need to get this guy OUT of my head #(he is not in my head in a system way but rather in a 'i keep thinking about him' way) (and i want it Gone)

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#jump boost baby

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to clarify. i need someone who is big and beefy to squarsh me like a panini press. not in a sexual way i just need to be Compressed

is this a safe space

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i need to be squarshed like a panini press.

is this a safe space

#the other half of this is left out bc although it is normal to want i am still embarrassed for wanting

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is this a safe space

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

#i got to make a joke like this in my geology class #the (straight male) teacher mentioned this geological feature and i leaned over to my lesbian friend and asked ‘can he say that’

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#my adhd and autism can be rough but i wouldn’t cure it #wouldn’t get rid of the brain guys either #but DAMN would it be nice to have my raynauds gone

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Every fantasy setting needs a guy with a puffy shirt and a quill. They can be a foppish entertainer, a dryly acerbic scribe, an ostentatious beurocrat, a sheltered academic, the list goes on. Weird facial hair and a funny hat help sell the general image but aren’t required

#EMPIRES SMP S2 BARD OLI

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this “attraction” shit is bs. i get why grace chasity did all that now

#im literally minding my own business eating lunch and every so often my brain just goes ‘ARMS’ #like GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. IM JUST TRYING TO EAT OVER HERE