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aru-art · 9 months

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two-headed calf by laura gilpin

#the magnus archives #tma #michael shelley #michael distortion #gertrude robinson #two-headed calf poem #god what a monster of a project this was to work on. ive never finished a comic before #im so happy its finally done #(/s) please direct any anonymous hatemail for this at my good friend @crestofcethleanns he pitched the idea i just visualised it <3 #also tim (the real one not stoker) (i will never get tired of making this joke) ilysm thanks for being my emotional support #my art #2023 #backgrounds #comics #mag 101 #mag 101 another twist #sorry the quality sucks on mobile #i am by no means a comic artist im just a silly little illustrator #so i didnt know the best way to go about formatting this but liked the idea of scrolling through the drawings :)

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bigshotautos · 3 months

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I really like your theory about Spamton basically haunting a mannequin after death. Have you ever touched upon the reaction from Jevil (or anyone, really) upon seeing the new Spamton? Especially considering Spamton isn't even aware he 'died'.

^ how i think jevil's first sight of Spamton would go. i love this ask. this is referring to some headcanons I made a while back, I'll link it here for the one post and the general ghost spamton theory is linked in that one as well. Going to elaborate on it more under the cut for those interested + more art.

In general I think that people from Spamton's past wouldn't really care if they notice at all, since he wasn't in the business of making close friends with anyone. With the Addisons, in my interpretation he had a "weird co-worker" relationship with them, and while Addisons in general treated each other like potential business competitors that they had to make-nice with, Spamton is especially easy to single out for being visibly and temperamentally different. His altered, current state is something they'd feel at least uncomfortable by, but many wouldn't have been too close with him to begin with for them to talk about it with him directly. Would get whispered about between each other for sure, like we saw with them talking about Spamton after the NEO fight. It moves him from the "disgraced guy I used to know" category to the "actually unpleasant to look at or think about" territory. This goes for Swatch, Queen, and Seam (less so), who seem to buy heavily into the Lightner and Darkner dynamic, with Spamton corrupting the Lightner's dream being a strong taboo against what it means to be a Darkner.

As for what Jevil thinks, Spamton during the NEO fight is both a beautiful and horrifying display. Jevil at this point hasn't seen him in years since his imprisonment, and in their time apart Jevil has grown to find novelty in the cage that everyone else besides him is in since he's created huge emotional distance between him and the reality he lives in. Seeing the fact that Spamton had corrupted an abandoned dream of a Lightner and was causing so much chaos to the established order of the world would be exhilarating, but at the same time seeing that Spamton had accomplished this and still had his strings visible (and changed to a marionette puppet with no symbolic agency), it'd be a painful confirmation of his worldview that even Spamton, who deep down he still cares for, could never have been free.

Jevil would think at first he'd just gone through some nebulous situation to change what he looks like, since ofc he himself has toy-like traits (arguable if that happened with Gasterfication or not), Seam is a plushie cat, and other Card Castle Darkners are based on toys, but feeling the lack of life combined with the symbolic body of Spamton would mean to him something bigger had went wrong. He wouldn't dare to bring it up in an empathetic way, stuck in his mindset that it doesn't matter, but it'd still hit a part of him he doesn't like to think still exists. It's something he gets over quickly, almost performatively going back to fucking with him and taking advantage of his fear for entertainment, but it didn't sit well at first.

To me, the fact Spamton "died" isn't really a huge deal, kind of like with the ghosts in Undertale where no one really cares they're just ghosts. They're just doing their thing. To me it'd be fine if neither of them find out what happened for certain, but it's something that adds Flavor to his character.

#asks #deltarune #spamton #jevil #SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER ANON LOL. its been a month or something #i asked tumblr user funnywormz for consulation on this for his thoughts as well since he's my accomplice in ghost spamton truthers #my art #ofc this is all just my internal worldview on the thing it's by no means definitive but its just for Fun!#btw as for queen im hardly even joking i think she would have deleted spamton from her memory banks because he was so sucks.#also in the image up top susie cant hear jevil saying this shit it definitely wouldnt have helped.#i think darkners can detect the itemized darkners but lightners cant like with tasque manager and spamneo noticing jevil

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starryluminary · 3 months

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No pressure. (there's lots of pressure) No planning. (that much is true) No. Pookums. (only call him shnookums)

Masterlist | Bonus

DeaKids watermark and original screenshot!

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ffc1cb · 1 year

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actually while i’m at it. i haven’t drawn danblock in a while

#pathologic #daniil dankovsky #alexander block #danblock #art stuff #the colors on this image are sooo beautiful on my main monitor but they suck ass on the second one. on the phone they're too bright #which means i have no idea how this image looks actually. if it looks like ass im sorry. there is nothing i can do #anyway lol. danblock amirite? (runs into a wall #wait oh my god i just checked my db tag and last post was june 2022. that cant be right. did i seriously not draw anything for a year #time flies so fast its crazy...

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tojibrat · 3 months

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╰⪼┆ cw: (f)reader, unprotected sex, use of ‘daddy’ Once, pet names (sweet thing, baby, pretty/good/sweet girl), light slapping, praise, hint at (f)receiving oral sex at the end, mediocre writing lol | mdni

toji loves to cum inside you. he can’t help himself when he sees his thick load slowly pump down your slick folds from out of your abused hole… it nearly makes his brain melt. he can’t help himself when his cock springs to life again and feels the urge to stuff you full with another load.

he slides his glistening length inside you again and it makes your head spin. your eyes are screwed so tightly shut as the feeling of toji’s thick cock dragging against your plump walls was beginning to become too much.

“to..toji… can’t take ‘nymore.. please..!”

toji grunts in response to your pleas, but they inevitably fall on deaf ears. “that’s too bad, sweet thing. you’ll take what i give ya. i know how much you like to be stuffed full, baby. you’ll take another load for me, for your daddy, won’t you, pretty girl?”

rough, calloused hands keep an ironclad grip on your hips as toji keeps a steady pace, knocking his hips relentlessly against the fat of your ass, taking a moment to close his eyes and take a listen to the sloppy sounds from down below. he opens them once more to glance down at your face, smushed to the side against a pillow, making a smug smile tug against his scarred mouth. he can’t stop himself from running his mouth, groaning, “y’hear how sopping wet you are? how messy i make this pussy? tell me, pretty.”

soft whimpers are all that escape you as you try to form words, brain practically spilling out your ears from toji’s firm thrusts. toji leans down, and suddenly you feel a slight sting on your cheek from toji’s hand coming down several times on your hot face, bringing your attention back to him. “words, baby. you know how to use ‘em.”

toji trails scorching kisses down the side of your neck as far as he was able before straightening out again, which gives you enough motivation to successfully spit your words out, “i-i hear it, i-it’s good, ‘s so good, toji!”

your sweet words prove to be enough to finally make toji slowly cease his movements, stilling and pressing up into you as far as your bodies would allow, twitching dick abruptly spilling thick, milky ropes into your fatigued body. toji savors the feeling of steadily sliding his cum-covered cock out of you, yet again watching his seed escape and dribble from your cute little hole. he thumbs it around your folds, even pushing some back inside, all the while snickering, “there we go, baby. what a good girl you are, huh? knew my sweet girl could do it.”

you feel yourself tiredly smile at his praise before you realize toji’s shifted downwards between your legs, and you’re flipped over on your back before you know it.

“now, how about i clean this mess up?”

#🧸#⤳ toji!#toji x reader #toji smut #toji fushiguro x reader #toji x you #fushiguro toji x reader #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk x you #my first actual smut fic wow….#IM NERVOUS #be nice to me if it sucks im getting back into writing.. Slowly…#sorry if some things dont make sense lol #also im sorry if my writing seems similar to other people im taking a lot of inspiration but i truly dont mean to plagiarize or anything 😭#its like 3 am when im writing this omg gn #paw divider by hitobaby

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sweetbumblebea · 11 months

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Hear me out on this one

#i have 0 idea on what happens in shine muscat lore ok i just think shes pretty movie star with a crush for fashion designer #chocolate bonbon cookie #shine muscat cookie #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #also addition only now i noticed that shine muscat seems like shes staring at her chest yall im so sorry i GENUINELY didnt mean it #i suck at drawing profiles

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vero-niche · 5 months

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started watching kekkai sensen and im just kicking off with ep2 when some character stats come up with the usual abilities and such:

and here comes legato whitesummers' too

ok coo- wait. computer enhance

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#HELLO???? MR NIGHTOW?????? STUDIO BONES?????????? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????????????????????#i put on this show to relax from smg else but this gave me instant aneurysm W H A T do you MEAN 'DICK SUCK'???????#if there is a legit explanation later on then im sorry but this took me tf out hellpppp #kekkai sensen

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dreamsy990 · 1 month

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this joke mightve worked better for dream drop distance in retrospect

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do-you-know-this-adhd-character · 2 months

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Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

Evidence below the cut!

Evidence: He exhibits ADHD traits, he acts without thinking a lot, like spontaneously “WE SHOULD BLOW THIS BUILDING UP”, he also fidgets a lot and cannot sit still! “Agent Curt Mega has ADHD” is a tag on ao3 for saf fics

Additional note from mod: Under Personality section on the wiki page for this media, it says "He is shown to be brash, dramatic, and often not the smartest, often making inadvisable decisions to the detriment of himself and those around him. He is often seen upping danger without reason and making situations more complicated then necessary." which sounds like a pretty typical part of ADHD coding to me. (I often see characters who are clearly ADHD coded have their impulsiveness interpreted as unintelligence...)

#poll #noncanon adhd character #spies are forever #saf #curt mega #agent curt mega #i thought it was a bit sparse evidence and then i went to the wiki page submitter linked #and the personality section made me go #this isnt enough on its own but combined with what submitter said #yeah thats good #this is what i mean by give me something to work with btw. you give me some traits.#if i feel maybe a little more is necessary i look into the guy #and maybe i have some vibes to back up your evidence #idk im really out of it today sorry if this sucks #im queuing this less than 40 minutes before it posts #maybe the evidence wasnt even sparse. im just thinking really foggily rn #and operating 99.9% on vibes #im going to stop myself now #i really need to Actually Fill the Queue lol

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lanawinterscigarettes · 21 days

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Okay I don't usually post my art (like, ever) but I tried my hand at drawing one of the most iconic hilson photos ever and it??? Actually turned out well???

Wilson doesn't look as annoyed as he does in the original but I managed to get House's thousand yard stare so props to me for that ig

Close ups and reference photo under the cut ⬇️⬇️

Also DO NOT repost my art or I'll find you and commit medical malpractices against you /hj

#i did NOT mean for houses head to end up looking that small but by the time i realized my mistake i was in too deep to fix it #bro looks like a reverse bobblehead im cackling at how stupid he looks #hardest part to draw? the cane tbh #i hate drawing irregular shapes like that #house md #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #hilson #hilson art #house x wilson #greg house #james wilson #house md fanart #aerons art #no background because i suck at them and didnt want to mess up this gorgeous masterpiece sorry not sorry #mosses random thoughts

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stellar-jay · 3 months

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"She was born to rule! Born to it, and somehow now she has awakened to it! It could not have come at a better time! She may yet save us all!"

#kettricken #robin hobb #farseer trilogy #the farseer trilogy #jay scratchings #my art #im only on book 2... ive been Possessed. im very sorry to kettricken that i couldnt draw her as buff as i know she canonically is.#thats a me problem. thats a me need to learn to draw muscular people problem.#NEW LAPTOP it runs so much smoother #which means new firealpaca install which means NEW BRUSHES bc im lazy and i just decided to get new ones instead of transferring them #and new new technique!! this is the good thing abt finishing things to post #everything ive posted so far ive learned a new method during #so this i drew with many many layers #then merged em all and finished it like a digital painting #anyways kettricken i love you im sorry the six duchies suck so hard #rote

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cheolhub · 1 year

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AJKLSDFH MR. JOSHUA FROM LA AS A SUGAR DADDY 😳

he’d probably take you on lots of international flights and shopping at rodeo drive to show you off !! just imagine attending fancy charity events with being his arm candy and he’s just so smug about being with you knowing that you automatically capture everyone’s attention in the room

… thots on sugar daddy!shua brat taming tho? 👁️👁️

it’s currently nighttime for me and i spent the most of the day catching up on work bc i procrastinated during break sar save my sanity🧍‍♀️

p.s. as someone taehyun biased i just saw the pic you posted and maybe i will not be getting sleep tonight

p.p.s. my keyboard now has seungschlong autocorrected next to seungcheol

CHARITY GALAS W/ SD!JOSHUA. that’s the thought.

shua will get you all pretty for him, buying you the nicest cocktail dress money can get and he’ll take you to the snazzy occasion. he knows all eyes will be on you as soon as you walk in because you are the most elegant and beautiful person in the room. he can’t help but feel proud that you’re his pretty baby.

joshua also knows how you get at these events— bored and undeniably horny. so he gives you a lil incentive. if you’re good for him, he’ll give you everything you want. he’ll devour you, fuck you dumb, and fill you up just like you love. he says you won’t even be there long, that as soon as the hosts announce the charity the organization has chosen that he’ll give his donation and take you home— so, naturally, you agree.

but after being with you for so long, he definitely knows that… you’ve never really cared for the incentives. you like when he’s mean. when he puts you in your place.

that’s why he’s not really surprised when your hand starts rubbing at his thigh under the table or when you press your lips to his ear and whisper, “when can we go home, shua…‘m so wet.”

he just smirks, shaking his head. he gives you a chance, though he knows you wont take it. “be good, baby.” he’ll say sweetly, but there’s a sternness in his hushed voice that has your stomach flipping in anticipation.

when you ignore demand, hand palming over his cock with a cheeky smirk on your face, he knows you’ve decided your fate.

so he lets you tease him for the remainder of the night. lets you whisper into his ears about how much you want him. then, when you get home, he’ll give you the opposite of what you’d agreed on earlier.

he’ll push you to your knees while you’re still in your pretty dress and make you take his cock down your throat till your mascara runs. he’s ruthless, too, thrusting into your constricting throat calling you all these degrading things that make you and your pussy cry.

then when you still haven’t apologized for your behavior… when you still wear that stupid, smug grin on your face, he’ll edge you for what feels like hours. he’ll start with his fingers— fuck them into you relentlessly and when you’re just about to cum, he’ll pull them out, reveling in the way you sob out his name. he’ll wait a few minutes and when your orgasm dissipates, he’ll bring you to your high just to rip it away all over again.

when you’re finally incessantly apologizing, he coos. “you’re cute, do you wanna cum that bad, doll?” and when you cry out a ‘yes.’ he just chuckles meanly before gripping your jaw and ghosting his lips over yours, “well, maybe you should’ve thought of that when you were acting like a slut tonight.”

needless to say, he does let you cum at the very end of the night because he doesn’t have it in him to leave you high n dry.

(he very much feels bad abt it the next day, though, so he spoils you with morning head and a day full of shopping <3)

#yeah i didnt mean to make it that long #thats why the ending sucked #AND IM SORRY I HATE SCHOOL AND WORKING SM #and tyun 😵‍💫😵‍💫#my keyboard also auto correct to seungschlong #idk if this is even good im still kinda asleep 😴#joshua smut #💭 sar is thinking…

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sonknuxadow · 4 months

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you know i do wonder how many sonic characters actually have living parents. like knuckles is the last of his kind so obviously his parents arent around anymore. both guys who could be considered shadows dads are 100 percent confirmed dead. sonic is canonically an orphan im pretty sure. and on the other side of the coin cream is like the only character in the game cast who has a living parent we actually see onscreen. but what about everyone else i dont think theres a straight answer for any other character. other than rouge's mom being mentioned a couple times i Guess but we dont even know anything about her or if shes still alive just that she existed at some point. are these kids constantly putting themselves in danger because they dont have parents around to stop them or because their parents just dont care

#like what about tails. im guessing he didnt have any sort of family he was attached to if he left to be with sonic so quickly #but that doesnt really mean he didnt have parents at all. maybe he had parents and they just sucked i dont know #what about amy. what if she had parents this whole time we just never see them.#what about blaze. considering shes a princess id assume she was born into that role #but i dont know if her parents are ever actually mentioned #maybe theyre dead and there was no one else to take on their role and thats why blaze has so much responsibility at such a young age?#silver . he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone i cant really imagine him hvaing parents sorry #considering charmy is 6 and living with vector. an adult whos obviously not his biological dad.#i feel like something probably happened to charmys parents #espio i dont really question as much #becuase it feels very common in the sonic universe for teenagers to have more freedom than would be expected in real life #or maybe its not that common and the teenagers we're actually following are just living the most fucked up lives ever. i dotn know #but either way. espio where are your parents buddy. are they still alive. vector where are YOUR parents are they still alive #i dont know if i actually want canon explanations for all this though #because its kinda fun not knowing every detail about every characters life and being able to speculate and insert your headcanons n stuff #to be clear im talking about game canon #i know stuff like archie sonic and the sonic movies and the 90s cartoons will sometimes give characters new family members #or talk about their family situation even if the games dont say anything about that sort of thing

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gatogotica · 2 months

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honestly the madeleine spencer hater that lives in my soul will never die because why the heeeelllll did this woman fully allow some random lady to take a picture with her 9 year old son. and let her keep it. like what the fuck

#you’re literally a psychologist talk about asleep at the WHEEL #I’d be like…hey no thanks actually #because I’m sorry feeling sorry for her is not a good enough reason to let that happen I cantttttt #and like that very same woman went on to be infatuated with shawn his entire life. like. I mean. yikes!#it’s not looking too good for Miss Spencer #psych #my post #sorry. im a hater. but also im not sorry because she sucks.#was falling asleep w psych on and this episode is playing and I couldn’t remain silent on the topic…….

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hellfyre · 3 months

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everytime i look in the lilith tag I see so much hate and antagonism for her, like my god. we barely know much about her but some people are just desperate to hate on her while woobifying male characters and I can think of one word why.

#misogyny #the ending scene was complex but im on the train shes gonna be good in the end.#bc i refuse to have another stella that shit sucks #lilith is a representation of feminism and empowerment for women like beyond any fictional media #the fandom and shows portrayal of stella vs characters like valentino is a big highlight into the general misogyny that exists in fandoms #i mean fandoms have a general issue with women who are in the way of their fictional man #and again #that stems from misogyny but whateverr #lilith hazbin #hazbin hotel lilith #lilith #hazbin critical #lucifer is not some innocent man who did nothing wrong anyways #like this is obvious to people right the show is not too subtle on that #like yes hes growing and getting better #but some people would hate lilith ever being depicted as good or if she does end up morally grey as getting a redemption #i wonder what word to why that could be???#azael ranting again #sorry im sick and on meds so i dont know when to keep something in the drafts lol #hazbin hotel

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whereishoney · 5 months

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he's the earth btw

#secret life #life series #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #secret life smp #trafficblr #slsmp #he's so earth.. like... please #don't define my boys celestial body in relation to another character. blink. staring even.#meaning. if mercury being close to the sun is your only argument for mercury then im sorry but that!! kinda sucks! respectfully..#but i mean. scar deserves a statement to his character removed from other people (desertduo mainly) yk?#i dont reallyyy have any negative feelings toward pluto?#but people are siphoning in so hard on pluto being far away from everyone else which is like. real . but also #his situation in secret life was distinctly different to his situation in last life #which i wont go into in tags #but it's not okay just trust me </3 #anywayyy #shoutout to allll the other earth supporters on the many platforms ilysm #my art #havent used that in ages lmao

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