#i mean DUH WE KNOW

[best-enemies]

remember when the doctor and missy literally had this exchange?

doctor: two hearts.

missy: and both of them yours.

like... it really happened. i keep re-reading it. i made it my blog name. i think about it all the time. and i still can't believe it happened. we really got this. this is insane

#thoschei #doctor who #no but you don't GET IT #missy aka the master said her hearts belonged to the doctor #i mean DUH WE KNOW #but SHE SAID IT. OUTLOUD. #did i dream of this? like. #she wasn't even acting (because she was hiding her identity at the time) i just know it #we all know it #the point of this post is: holy shit the master literally admitted her love for the doctor #whoever says missy didnt mean it is getting their ass beaten #i didnt even get to the part in the cemetery where the doctor kisses missy #and she looks at him with the most desperatly loving eyes i've ever seen in my life #like my girl was dying of love what the fuck how long HOW LONG had it been since they last kissed #had they EVER kissed?? #and we don't even talk about the fact that missy reached for the doctor's lips with her own and GRABBED HIS ARMS #IT'S THERE IT'S IN THE EPISODE #FUCKING HELL #no the actual point of this post is that i'm having a mental breakdown over thoschei #almost 10 years since those episodes and i'm still not over it #i won't ever get over thoschei like #i cant keep typing i just wanna scream

[cuepickle]

Stranger Things x Breakfast Club AU (part ?)

#hopper is Vernon in this AU because damn them kids #billy is obviously Bender cause I mean #duh #Steve is Claire cause he’s princess s1 Steve who’s constantly trying to fit in and impress everyone #and then we get to the others #and we’re changing it up #cause we know the breakfast club explores the different challenges teens face #and tries to stereotype them etc #just hear me out cause I haven’t fully fleshed it out #but Jonathan is the weirdo quiet kid who billy mostly leaves alone because he isn’t pretending to be someone else #and Jonathan’s at home problems are his daddy issues and the (sometimes extreme) overprotectiveness of joyce #Robin is here #she’s GAY GAY GAY #I’m still trying to figure out her problems at home #something that causes her to make fun of people/push them away as a defence mechanism #and then there’s Nancy #who’s so afraid of becoming her mother #who everyone thinks is in a happy nuclear family #but she knows it’s all bullshit #and she’s so worried she’s gonna end up like that too #anyway #those are my rough hcs for this AU #my art #doodle of the day #stranger things #billy hargrove #traditional art #Jonathan byers #Jim hopper #breakfast club au

[front-facing-pokemon]

#staraptor #now THIS is a look. dunno what kind of face this is but it's a good one (my famous catchphrase) #their eyes are red now i guess. if i looked at this super close up (as we are doing now in our shared experience) i dunno if i would be able #to guess that it's staravia's evolution‚ minus the beak. i like how the beak at least is that semblance of continuity between the line #i was going to ask what the “star” in their names means but i assume it has something to do with the type of bird that they are #and both TPC and my general followerbase know much more about animals than i do evidently so i'll leave that one up to either of you #of course TPC would comment on my posts. yeah. duh #i had kind of a rough day yesterday gimme a break!!

[demadogs]

this is my impression of a byler:

“narratively speaking…”

#im obviously a byler this isnt a hate post but i just find it kinda funny #cuz like…. yeah duh were talking about a narrative story how else would we be speaking #i guess if it was something about like the set design or practical effects you could say ‘aesthetically speaking’ #but for anything about byler like yes i know youre talking about the narrative #like if you were analyzing the words to a song you wouldnt say ‘lyrically speaking’ lmao #same energy as when everyone was saying ‘global pandemic’ as if the word ‘pandemic’ does not already mean global #byler

[crossbackpoke-check]

Substance, Shadow, and Spirit [remixed, abridged] by Tao Yuanming

#liv in the replies #patrice bergeron #boston bruins #brad marchand #do you ever think about how brad marchand said that when bergy retired he would retire or are you capable of normal thought i'm not at all #please say a gratitude for both my sanity& y'all that this poem (which has been saved in my camera roll with the vague idea of using it for #??? ​long) & not one of the poems i had saved for carey for a really long time & remixed & everything with another poem until i found a poem #that absolutely murdered me in cold blood but there is an alternate universe where i did& then had to explain my unhinged thoughts to you. #anyway how are we feeling about bergy retirement. pspspspsp sara & luna are y'all doing okay like. the doc title for this one was #patrice the hockey player means a lot to me but patrice the person means so much more #which is why the end line of the other poem was so *%"@^)! (you love / what you are) because patrice does. like he is a whole ass good huma #& now since no one asked i need to tell you all the details about everything also y'all please clap i made an edit with NO baby pictures #although i did find one & save it & minimal genres of photo i always use in edits because they're my taste & aesthetic but anyway. #when i saved the first photo and marked it as one i wanted i accidentally wrote “how will he know they love him” which is not the line but #makes me feel feral about patrice & the rest of them all had hurtful names too but also. the third picture is literally a CELLY like brad #just scored a goal & he is clinging to bergy for dear life with that shit i saved that as “oh the agony on his face for unendurable” #& yes it is one of my cliches to have a draft day picture but in my defense the lifelong bond that patrice has/d with boston deserved to be #there even if i put in the love story & YES that picture is from the 2011 playoff right below it shared joy & pain & i couldn't tell you #when the brad marchy photo for together forever is except for the fact that i saw it & just the gut punch of oh my god the way he looks at #things men will praise you for is the stanley cup. duh. but i love the contrast of “some deed” being the stanley cup but then #bergy's choice to do noble deeds (ends up still earning praise &that's my note to his efforts outside of hockey we love a supportive captai #should also mention the first two i came up with & had the photos i knew i wanted for were the first and last one alskaldk but i KNEW i #wanted chara somewhere in the paragraph about leaving & then while i was looking found the one of bergy playing tuukka on accident & yes #i do have to make goalie jokes every time. no reprieve . no dice/no deal/no goal goalies have no rest/reprieve etc etc the one that killed #me though was looking for a patrice award pic & i wanted basically the one that i got for “how will you know any will praise you” & instead #also got the picture of patrice winning the some community hero award for charity work that he does & i love him mama & of COURSE that puck #is from bergy's 1000 game who do you think I am (if you guessed sleepy and emotional about patrice you'd be right) and ALSO please be ready #for all the patrice posts/bruins posts that have been sitting in my drafts to be released on this occasion of patrice retirement #I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT TUUKKA ALSO RETIRED THAT’S WHY HE WAS ON WISE OR SIMPLE NO REPRIEVE AND THAT LATE OR SOON WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE #CHARA BECAUSE CHARA LEFT FIRST TO GO TO THE CAPS AND THEN LEFT IN RETIRMENT HE LEFT SOON BUT NOT FOR REAL THEN LATER LEFT FOR REAL (RETIRED)

[biaswreckmepls]

Gentle reminder - reblog!

Hi everyone!

Not sure if you've been keeping up with all the changes that keep happening on tumblr, but every single time this website and company is acquired by someone new, they try their best to turn it into another facebook, or instagram, or tiktok, or whatever the cool new social media platform is. It's a fundamental misunderstanding of how this platform works and the benefit of the anonymity and workings of the unique algorithm. But every single time, they've tried. First when yahoo got it, then when it went to verizon, and then when they sold it to automattic. Now with the death of tumblr live, they're trying to do another rebrand.

Tumblr is one of the few remaining online spaces where we get the opportunity to truly curate our online space, and share and experience things in a way that can't be capitalised on. The concept of a tumblr influencer doesn't exist, because there's no advantage of it, there's no benefit of being an 'influencer'. But the only way we can keep this website around, is to keep using it as the way it was originally intended, in the way that other websites have not worked.

Likes on tumblr are not the same as likes on instagram or youtube, they don't really do anything! They don't help the creator, they don't help promote the post itself in any meaningful way, it's just a way to safekeep it for yourself later. And while that's a totally valid reason to want to like something, just as a reminder of something and a way to revisit a post later in the future, I would highly encourage everyone to try and reblog things as well!! Whether it's art of your favourite ship, whether it's a gifset of your favourite onscreen couple, whether it's a meta around a certain show, or whether it's discussions of the latest major current news event, the only way to truly circulate it and create a positive impact is by reblogging! The more people that get to see any given post, the better.

As an example, KOSA is becoming a thing again, and we're all being encouraged to act against it. I wouldn't have found out about KOSA if someone I follow hadn't reblogged it first, and then i reblogged it again. KOSA is one thing that could impact our online experience DRASTICALLY, and it's imperative that we spread the word about it - forewarned is forearmed, and only when we know about it can we take action against it, right?

I'm not saying this to try and promote this blog at all. I won't lie and say a few more reblogs on this blog here and there wouldn't be nice, but frankly at the end of the day my blog contributes little to nothing to the larger fandom discourse in the grand scheme of things. I'm saying this for everyone else out there. If you want tumblr to survive and thrive as our internet experience continues to evolve in the coming decade, keep using it as much as you can! Reblog anything and everything you can! Your one singular reblog can have a butterfly effect on a post. When you just like, the movement of the post stops there.

And tying into my blog (sorry lads, i'm only human and have to make it a little relevant for me as well 😭), if there's one type of post on the website you encounter anywhere that I strongly recommend you reblog, it's a poll. A poll only serves it's function if it reaches people who can actually vote on it, and we can only get a true reflection of the views of the masses when the most number of people get to participate in it. That's democracy, babey!

Anyways, that's my biannual rant. Back to your regularly scheduled programming, and see you in 6 months for the next big rant!

#i've tried to not make this blog particularly political bc that's for my main blog #but yeah this is also about palestine #it's about kosa too duh but idk if i wanted to mention palestine in the actual post body #if you have any sympathy for folks in palestine but don't have the means to actually help out in any tangible way #even just reblogging someone else's post could make a difference #bc it could allow someone else who DOES have the means to see it #knowledge is power and only works when we get to share that knowledge so that we all have that power #sorry for getting all passionate yall i have Feelings about this #anyways back to fics sdjfklsdjfsjd #not a fic rec #me #gentle reminder #reblog posts!! #also i know. i KNOW. this makes me sound so goddamn salty #call me out idc #i specifically wrote on the last poll 'please reblog after voting so that more people see the poll' #how many votes? 14. how many reblogs you ask? 0 #i mean. i know i've only just started this new thing but damn. nearly 4000 of you here and this is what we're doing? #makes me really question why i'm even trying to do this at all

[revengeromance]

3 am thoughts if gerard was a girl her name would still be gerard and im a firm believer in that

#when i say if i mean in the context of femcr and stuff #we all know hes a girl irl duh...

[perilegs]

not an astarion defender in the traditional sense, but in the sense that the whims he gets approval from are funny. i would also approve of someone throwing shit at people who asked them to smear their face with said shit

#it's funny to be a menace in a video game and im not going to pretend its not #killing a clown IS funny #his 'whim approvals' are so funny #leevi liveblogs #on another note ive seen people be like ''astarions traumatized so he acts like that :(' or 'despite all that he could still be an asshole #both true but i feel like both are reductive #when it comes to his more cruel approval it's clear he acts the way he does due to his past. (i know thats like a duh no shit we all do tha #) but i mean like. if you look at all the trauma he's gone through and think about how it has affected him as a person #it makes sense for him to be selfish and maybe even cruel #and there are reasons he acts the way he does. but it doesn't mean he's done nothing wrong ever. it means he's an asshole who has reasons #to act like an asshole. #no ones past is an excuse for the way they're acting. yes it's a reason. but just because you went through unimaginable horrors doesnt mean #that everyone should ignore how you act toward others. he can still be held accountable while understanding where he's coming from #but i also don't like people ignoring his past experiences and seeing him as just a selfish asshole who is and has always been #and will always be an asshole just for funsies #does that make sense #also sometimes people read too much into what was meant as a funny little option #like. you know how some games have a serious main story and the most batshit silly side quests and no ones holding the side quests as the #absolute truth of it all #does anyone know what im talking about #idk talking in the tags with the character limit is a pain in the ass i have a lot more to say

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Okay I'm still answering asks as long as I can tonight, but I am going to pause for a brief moment to make my anniversary dinner.

What is my anniversary dinner, you may ask?

I'm making Cortex's canonical favorite food, which fun fact, happens to be nearly the same as my comfort food :3 (albeit I put the butter on hrbnzjbz 😂💖💖)

#ruby rambles #💜: the man of my schemes #i mean. duh of COURSE i have to make this for the anniversary dinner! #by the way when i heard this line i absolutely LOST IT like it made me INSANE 😭💀😭💀😭💀 I KNOW IT WAS WRITTED AS A JOKE BUT LIKE. #WHADDYA MEAN WE SHARE A COMFORT FOOD 😭😭😭 MAN I WUV HIMMMMM

[inkykeiji]

hello hello good morning!!! i am just stopping by to let u all know that fishie touya nibbled on my finger today and it was literally the cutest thing in the entire universe <333

our pretty rainbow boy <333

also!!! today’s everskies outfit under the cut!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

how cute is this!? i wish i had a pair of black overalls irl :(( i only have blue ones atm 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

anyway anyway come add me on this silly app if u wanna!! my username is inkyclari! let’s be friends!! i’m still figuring out how the whole thing works hehe but my gosh does it ever remind me of the hours my best friend n i spent dressing up digital dolls when we were lil kids!!!

#i kind of love the fact that there’s a blog AND a guestbook #i was so so so young when i had myspace (way too young to have myspace but all of my bffs older brothers had them D:) #(so we HAD to have them too duh) #but the guestbook function especially reminds me of myspace SO much!!! #like just early web 2.0 type sites #and msn!!!!!! tbh i miss msn HAHA #i was one of the last kids in fifth grade to get one >.> #because that’s when i FINALLY got internet lmfao #my zia made my account bcoz i didn’t know how to #anyway we used lil pixel dollies like this one as our profile pictures ALL the time #and we’d like;;; gatekeep them so hard LMAO #like we’d search online for hours for the cutest ones and then when someone would ask where we got it or if we could send it we’d be like #“oh sorry idk where it is on my computer i lost it :((” and then we'd all laugh together #terrible we were mean kids man #anyway enough reminiscing #i’m off to go edit ta!haitham!!!!!!!! <333333333 #all +10k words of him!!! #heeeee wish me luck #have a wonderful day friends <3 #clari chatters #pxl.clari

[snazum]

i hate that i get the biggest surge of creative energy and Do Stuff motivation between the hours of 2am-5am. Like i’d like a normal sleep schedule.

ALSO! It’s I want to Do Stuff with Others. Like everyones asleep as they should be! But I’m over here like “oh I should ask this person what they think of this idea. Lets make this thing together”

Also! Wish capitalism would fucking die. Everyones busy and has jobs (and school but thats important stuff so please do it) and I’m over here being a NEET. Actually it’s embarrassing but moving on. (got a school advisor app thing this week super excited and nervous <not for reasons you’d think>) But like, I /know/ friends who’d want to create and do things but unfortunetly are burned out by work and school and shitty fucking people.

Can’t wait to get into the film program. Little scared cause I don’t want to have to deal with the whole “Oh u don’t watch movies? What was the first marvel movie budget” or smth. It was really fuckin annoying in highschool. And it felt like it was cause I was “fem presenting” (I wasn’t. I was p masc. Just higher voice, small, quiet and all around fem socialized) So idk, the way I react and read the situation is an attack on my knowledge <Which I’ll always admit I live under a rock>

#snazum talks #that got long and derailed lmao #once had a dude who has no idea im trans p sure ask me a basic hockey question #it was ‘do you know carey price’ and YEAH DUH #he got very confused as to why I got defensive and agressive and I blamed it on being tired idk #i fuckinf hate that instant response to be defensive about knowledge but i cant help it #especially when growing up its assumed u dont know basic stuff cause ur a woman or just into it to see cool #this is what i mean by fem socialized. #also live with my mother who believes women cant do men jobs (my dad laughs at this idea) when i was like #‘yo its easy to fix the tub found a yt vid’ but shes like ‘oh no just wait for ur uncle or my bf’ like brooo we can fix it now!! #anyways yeah dude i could talk forever its bad #if u see me talking online a lot its cause my friends r busy and i cant socialize with anyone

[yuusuno]

i'm listening to the audiobook for good omens rn and i've always been under the impression that ppl who read the book first were happy with season 1 because from what i heard, the adaption was super close to the book. but now i'm looking through the book omens tag (only found out this existed today and i enjoyed looking at the fanart) and it seems like it's not as universally liked as i thought? for season 2 and even the ending of the season 1 i get why fans of the book may not enjoy it. but from what i've seen, the show characters' personalities were just slightly different enough that some people didn't like them at all.

#i'm definitely extremely biased towards the show bcoz i watched that first #i refuse to actually read the book because of my ocd so i'm listening to the audiobook that has david and michael in it #so duh my image of them in my brain is still the show versions #and i feel conflicted bcoz my reading experience is tainted in a way that i can't tell apart the tonal differences between the two versions #but i rly rly like the actors' performances so i'm just stuck not knowing if i should switch to a different version of the audiobook #just a rant i dun expect ppl to respond to this #good omens #shitpost #edit: oh yea forgot to mention some of the book fans seem rly mean towards show fans and i'm like bruh let's just enjoy what we enjoy

[ceruleanterrapin]

I really wanna start watching Rise, but I'm kinda scared to ngl

Like we got a Rise Donnie introject just from consuming too much fanwork. The hell is gonna happen when we watch the show /lh

And then you have me, Leo, who formed after we saw 2012 TMNT (though to be fair that was during a time of high stress so the current host needed some help and bam I was born)

I don't think we split too often so I'm not that worried. What concerns me is we turn to our comfort media (rn TMNT) when stressed. And stress is normally what causes splits (for us anyways) in the first place. And we've been uh... pretty stressed lately

I feel silly saying I'm scared of watching a cartoon

#my forming wasn't exactly a happy one #but I'm here now and I have a job to do #I'm just worried because as much as I'd love to see my family again‚ in truth I don't wish this on anyone #it sucks being a fictive I'm not gonna lie and I just don't want my family to suffer through that #idk if anyone will understand what I mean by any of this #I just know some people are like “just don't split” but it's not that simple #Hell no one was expecting our Rise Donnie to appear but one morning we woke up in a cold sweat and he was the one fronting #it disoriented us for days #sorry if this all sounds stupid. I know it's just a silly show #We just get hyperfixated and super invested in things easily #part of me thinks “Well duh it's just a show why would anything come of that?” but then I rememebr that I literally exist #system stuff #fictive #introject #Leo talks #leo rants #again‚ apologies for the profanities

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

"Did you enjoy the Hitler Youth?"

"Not very much. I was a mummy's boy. I used to cry a lot."

"Did they bully you?"

"Constantly. It was because I wore glasses. They used to call me 'Four-Eyes'." (x)

#This video was honestly so bloody funny #allo allo #'allo 'allo #'allo 'allo! #Herr Flick #Helga Geerhart #Wwii history #20th century #Helga said she was also in the hitler youth bc duh except that more precisely she'd be in the league of german girls #But i wish we got to know of her experiences there anyway. Kim hartman said shes good at mechanics and sewing and has never cut her hair #So i can totally see her as the really skillful shouty ((NOT mean)) pretty popular girl whom everyone had a crush on <3 #Anyway herr flick loser canonical confirmation is something that is so funny and so important to me #Again J from irl if you see this just keep walking </3 #Edit: not that anyone cares but. Stretched Flick's leg out bc his bad leg is something so important to me bc i grew up like that </3

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

re: the fanfiction extra scenes. didn’t realize how it would affect me to essentially go back in time with this stupid story. about to cry at my little guy (different guy) being here…… i haven’t seen him in so long…. you see he was killed many many chapters ago and i’ve missed him dearly……. and his beth march swag…..

#he really is such a beth and i’m prepared to defend my thesis to any loser dissenters anytime….. #you can’t just say he’s a laurie because the character you ship him with is an amy get serious #back in my day (july when i was making the timeless video) when you wanted to compare characters to the little women gang you had to really #mean it…. if you were gonna say any and laurie they had to BE amy AND laurie…… one is NOT enough!!!!!! #like we all know kit’s a laurie duh. and it’s clear that ty is an amy. so it made sense. and they were in the timeless video…. #anyway. not to be hung up on a stupid tiktok i saw a week ago

[zingaplanet]

It's so funny that people kept debating about the GOAT in tennis between the big 3 but the only opinion that's objectively valid is Andy Murray's and he basically doesn't give a toss lol.

#Andy- they're each the GOAT in each of their best surface DUH-Murray #our resident brit loves em all equally 🥺❤️ #he is technically the only person who has played them individually that many times at their peak in their best surfaces #also the ONLY person who has BEAT them all in slams #i mean we all know that andy is secretly the true GOAT rite #tennis #fedal #andy murray #novak djokovic #rafael nadal #roger federer #the big 4