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#i love my homies they beat the shit out of me when i ask them to and vice versa 😊
kurogxrix · 1 year
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ATWOW characters in Highschool + music taste HEADCANONS
(neteyam, ao’nung, tsireya, lo’ak, kiri, tuk, rotxo)
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[ Modern!au, Tuk is still in elementary school lmao ]
Neteyam
Mr.popular guy at school.
Goes to bother Kiri and embarrass her in front of her friend-group everytime at lunch.
Does after school activities nearly every single day.
My boy is so academically smart.
He doesn’t need tuition, tuition needs him.
Ao’nung defo copies on his homework everyday before class.
He’s the typa guy that prioritizes school before hoes so Neytiri is so shocked (and happy) when he finally brings a girl back home.
All of the teachers love him because he can calm the class down easily.
Not in an annoying teacher’s pet way, in a way that he’s literally homies with everyone so they stfu when he tells them to atp.
He definitely listens to afrobeats you can’t tell me otherwise.
He lives for and PRAISES rema.
His favorite songs are Woman by rema, Last Last by burna boy and No Sleeping by 1da Banton.
He also often listens to old school rap like MF DOOM.
Ao’nung
He’s a player fosho.
Like not the typa player to cheat on his partner but the single typa mf that fucks with many people at a time😭.
He’s definitely into sports like basketball. I think we can all agree w that.
Typa guy to wear a basket ball uni with gold plated chains.
He teases the ‘nerds’ in every single class that he has.
Is a menace like usual.
He smells so strongly of cologne.
Typa guy that would walk around with his varsity jacket if not for him being in his basketball outfit everytime.
Type of guy that has a ‘top 3 most attractive teachers’ list w his friends.
Ao’nung listens to rap theres no other.
Not like playboi carti kinda rap no, bro listens to Lil mosey, YNW melly, blueface and dababy (unironically)
Tsireya
She has GROUPS of girls talking behind her back.
They’re all jealous cuz our girl’s perfect fr.
Has one real friend group and sticks with them.
Nobody has the heart to tell her that girls shit talks her while she’s so nice to them.
Has a stash of pads in her locker incase anyone asks for them cuz she’s a real one‼️🤞🏽.
Walks back home with Lo’ak every single day.
She smells like plumeria 24/7.
She defo listens to pop like pinkpantheress and olivia rodrigo. SZA and doja cat girly.
Lo’ak
He throws wet toilet paper balls at the bathroom walls.
Gets called weekly at the principal’s office and wonders why.
Jake and Neytiri are fed UP.
Walks around with a pair of headphones in the morning because ain’t nobody talking to him while he’s half asleep.
One of his ex friends tried doing that and they ended up w a sore cheek fr. keyword: Ex friend.
Does his homework during lunch and always gets caught by his teachers.
He gives gym rat energy but not the annoying ones (are there even those?)
He’s some teacher’s favorite just like his brother, just cuz he’s the class clown.
Bet y’all the english teacher always laughs a little too suspiciously at his dumb jokes.
As the troublemaker kid, outcast and DEFINITELY his father’s least favorite, it only makes sense that he listens to rock.
Like heavy metal and NU metal.
His favorite band is Aerosmith I can see it.
And his favorite songs are walk this way by Aerosmith and born to raise hell by motörhead (ironic enough).
Defo listens to domination by pantera
He listens to Kendrick lamar and The Weeknd at times too.
Kiri
She’s a vanilla girly.
Like vanilla ice cream, vanilla deodorant, vanilla perfume, vanilla EVERYTHING.
She defo has crystals that she brings with her everywhere she goes.
Once she beat up Lo’ak for touching her crystals but my man was just trina manifest good grades fr.
She never finishes her lunch and Neytiri considers even still giving her food atp.
Cannot live without music.
Her earphones are always dangling out of her pocket because she’s always removing and putting them back in there.
No denying that she listens to Taylor swift.
Girl is a swiftie for LIFE. Other than that she defo listens to those indie bands like surf curse and TV girl.
Her favorite songs are disco by surf curse and Lavender haze by taylor swift.
Tuk
She has the newest generation iPad because papa jake’s income is paying good.
Well she isn’t allowed to bring it to school but she doesn’t anyways.
One day she got caught cuz she was playing some barbie makeover game in class.
Flexes her new glittery bag because she can.
She shares her food with her friends that have none because Neytiri taught her good.
She’s defo the typa kid that goes to school with freshly braided hair and comes back with them baby hairs sticking out and somehow one braid just completely undone.
She doesn’t get bullied or anything she just can’t stay in place at all.
she listens to those cringe TikTok songs i’m so sorry.
She’s still in that era 💔
Rotxo
I just know he’s on the verge of crying every morning trying to do his hair.
He’s so cute like wtf.
He struggles to get a girlfriend lmao so he’s always third wheeling everything.
He’s adorable though like, how???
No cuz like this mf STILL does those weird troom troom food hacks TO THIS DAY.
Like the thing where you put fondant in an empty glue stick roll just because.
Let his inner child have fun ok.
He’s a mixed music taste listener.But he mostly listens to rap.
Got influenced by Ao’nung.
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I got way too lazy to finish or correct this.
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respectthepetty · 5 months
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Pit Babe Colors Ep. 1-2
Because I have asks in my inbox about the color coding in Pit Babe even though I don't want to watch it, I'm going to challenge myself with this show and see how good my color skills really are. I'm doing my normal thing of watching it double-speed on mute, but now, I'm going to take off the captions.
*stretches body and pops neck* I'm going in.
Episode 1
The first episode established this tale is red versus blue.
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Therefore, I do not trust these two. If this was West Side Story, we'd have a rumble on our hands.
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I already know this one, *looks at MDL* Charlie is a Blue Boy but he isn't on the team. He is trying hard to fit in, so he came prepared.
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The red is gonna win this. The smoke said it.
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The blue is gonna win this round. The smoke said it.
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The lighting outside of the house was normal and dark, but as soon as they opened the door, RED LIGHTING!
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Someone is lying. But who? Charles, you have more red. You have some explaining to do, sir.
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WAIT! Who picked this spot? These is a lot of red here and Babe is in black and red. HE IS THE RED?! Or is this just a neutral space for the reds x blues to mingle?
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Something is happening with the red squad, and it does not spark joy in either of these LIARS!
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Episode 2
This man is Big Red. He has the red cars behind him and earlier he had the red scissor kit, so he is also red flags.
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This is a blurry image, but Babe has red pants on when he is getting beat up by Big Red in the flashback, so . . . Babe is the red. He defected to the blues, so now Big Red and him have beef. Also, homie holding him back looked sad. He will be an asset later.
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No! We are NOT doing a dark versus light dynamic! I DON'T CARE IF CHARLES BRINGS LIGHT TO YOUR LIFE, BARBRA!
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Wearing blue while meeting with someone who drinks red milkshakes? SUS!
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Of course Big Red would like the only driver out of the three who had the red car. Way to be predictable, Big Red.
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I DON'T TRUST THIS MAN! He came in like Charles in blue, but he has a red bag. Was he the one Charles was speaking to with the red milkshake? And these two in the back are still doing their red-and-blue bullshit! Oh hell nah! GET THEM OUTTA HERE! Cars are gonna catch on fire. I know that for damn sure.
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OH SHIT IT WAS HIM! The colors never lie. So Charles IS a red too!
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So is this gonna be Rihanna's "We found love in a hopeless place" and these two are going to break away from the red versus blue battle and become dark and light balanced instead? Because they just walked into a neutral space FILLED with red and blue yet still fighting people. Send me a memo, show. Also, I appreciate that Babe is a Slut for Christ.
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CHARLES IS WEARING RED GLOVES! Was this fight thrown?! Was this was all a show with the new red driver?
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The dark and the light clothing. The column between them. The red car backing Charles while he has the blue shirt, but he picks the blue car. They are going to breakaway from the norm and do their own thing. I feel it.
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So . . . Charles can't drive, and Barbara is yelling at him now. I hope this is the red team slandering both of them in the media because how did Charles come onto a gay RACING team not able to drive stick? That's gay agenda item #1 - know how to handle a stick.
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THESE TWO AGAIN! I 👏🏾 don't 👏🏾 trust 👏🏾 them 👏🏾.
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Barbara and Charles are arguing again while Charles is in full blue (and that Ken with the magic earring necklace!)
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Oh, Way knows Charles is up to something, but I'm more concerned with this man in black. That's the one who works for Big Red and held Babe back. I know he is still on Big Red's payroll because of episode one, so . . . What do you want with our Barbie?!
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I feel good about this. The smoke told me the winners of the race. The milkshake and bag told me that newbie mechanic was no bueno. I'm going to commit to this adventure. No sound. No captions. Just vibes and colors.
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rottingpirate · 1 year
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141 with a shorter male s/o since everyone in 141 are about 20-40 cm taller than me😭
Ofc, you got it homie :)
As someone who is not short at all, I'm lowkey jealous of what short people can do with a tall s/o. But at least I can reach for stuff i guess???
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Price
He loves holding you <3
Doesn't tease you, but he may throw some harmless comments here and there
It depends on your height, but he loves how you have the go on your tip-toes to kiss him
He always fights back a laugh in those situations
Loves how easily you can be moved
"Shortcake"
Forehead kisses
Forgets that you’re actually not that tall and accidentally puts things on higher shelves
Panics when he sees you start climbing counters and stacking books or chairs
Papa Price mode activated
Buys you a step stool so it’s safer for you to reach things 
Likes it when you wear his clothes and they're kinda baggy on you
His closet is available 24/7
Ghost
Wow, look at you being the perfect armrest for him
He's a menace
He loves putting things on higher shelves just to tease you
Doesn't matter that he's taller, my boy is the little spoon
Finds it cute when you can't fully reach your arms around him
If you want it though, then he can be the big spoon
He just needs to be held and appreciated
One time, he forgot you were there, and he elbowed you so hard you got a nose bleed
Loves holding you against his chest
He loves to manhandle you (respectfully)
Picks you up and throws you around
You spend more time over his shoulder than on the ground
Getting protective when you are in a crowd, afraid of losing you
No one else is allowed to tease his boyfriends height tho
He'd stare them down
Soap
He loooves that you're shorter than him
You're perfect as a headrest
"Hey, short stack" "Hobbit" "Such big words for a man your size"
He loves pissing you off, but if the comments actually upset you then he's gonna stop
He always apologizes at the end of the day and kisses you, muttering how sorry he is
And if you actually need help, then he'll assist you
Gets so damn smug when you can't reach up to kiss him
He refuses to bent down, so you have to pull him down by the collar of his shirt
Or you could just jump on him and wrap your arms around his neck and legs around his waist
1000% will love to tilt your head so you're looking him in the eyes
Likes resting his chin on top of your head when he comes in to hug you from behind
Gaz
This dude- he'll never let you breathe in peace
"Why are you such a tease?" "Why are you so short?"
He loves resting his chin on your head or shoulder
Made a mistake of making fun of your height on the first day yall met
He got his ass beat so fast
You're his "Angry little boyfriend"
Squats down to your height and gasps “everything is so different down here!” 
Other than that he loves helping you to reach for stuff
Perfect cuddle size
No matter where you are, he's holding on to you
A life-sized teddy bear
Loves affection in general
Would just pick you up at random times, 'cause like yknow, he can
Roach
He doesn't care about the height difference that much
He finds you adorable, you're compact size
Will always defend you against short jokes, no matter who it’s coming from
But just for fun he loves to hide stuff on the higher shelves
He loves to be the hero that can get the stuff from the higher shelves
Most of his pet names include the word "little" in front of them
Being short does come with it's benefits
The number of times you've scared the shit out of him is endless
Even though he's taller, he loves being the little spoon
He loves to kiss your forehead or the top of your head
Loves it when you ask for piggyback rides
Swoons every time you grab him by the shirt to kiss him
Hair ruffles are a common sign of affection with him
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i think it's cute how (to my knowledge) zbj is the only one of the pilgrims who has a spinoff story where swk erases his name from the death ledgers :> i think it pairs well with the semi-common post-canon narrative of zbj going to live on huaguo shan. it's like he's really part of the family now ❤️ (story is 十八罗汉斗悟空:孙悟空两情猪八戒)
I've never heard of this story before but WUKONG starting shit just cause the Arhots were getting more attention PLEASE!
He just drags Bajie with him XD
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I love they immediately go to get Wujing to come help but hate that it was all a trap because this imagine is so cute of the three of them just hanging out.
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THEY ARE SO SWEET TOGETHER! I love stories where after the journey they are still such close friends/family. Drop of a hat would just join each other to beat up some guys no questions asked. But boooo this guy turns out to be the Arhat after their butts.
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But still a lot of great moments of Bajie and Wukong fighting together! Do love that they still continue the trend that Wukong has trouble fighting under water and him asking Bajie for that help makes a lot of sense with him used to be the Marshall of the Heavenly Reeds.
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But still Bajie isn't nearly as immune to elements nor has the same stamina as Wukong does, making him tire out quickly and being more prone to magical attacks.
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八戒想了想,道:“我倒是想起早年学过一门八面玲珑功,此功虚头巴脑,对敌全然无用,但今天正用得上,他无影无相,我只求滴水不漏,或许可以破他这路拳。”
说罢他强打精神,分出七个分身,“推窗望月,蛟龙出水,猛虎下山,回首掏……”招式纷繁复杂,虽然没有半分实力,却十分好看。
悟空笑道:“倒也不负这名,果然八面玲珑,世人皆喜这套,纵使无半分力气,却可立于不败之地也。”
Wukong! Is that a genuine compliment?! I never thought I would see the day! I bet that his moves were beautiful!
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This is my first time seeing Bajie with his own clones so that is pretty neat to witness in another story.
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I'm SCREAMING at this page please! Look at Wukong! He has no regrets!
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<3
此刻他以闪电瓶轰击,有制高点优势,已立于不败之地。悟空不怕闪电,但八戒这边就苦了,趴下找路逃命,裤子被炸得稀烂,如芒刺在股,无力再战。
八戒趴在地上,听雷声渐渐小了,仰起头一看,一座巨型金塔正凌空劈来,悟空眼疾手快一把把八戒推开,这才没被罩入塔内。
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Wukong is such a homie, he knows that Bajie doesn't have the same immunities as him and even pushes him out of the way when he is prone.
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八戒虽然惧怕罗汉法宝,但他就盯住过江罗汉,俩人正是对手,拳来耙去,直斗得愁云惨雾,日头偏西。
But also good on Bajie for not backing down either! He is clearly scared and feels outmatched but he refuses to back down. Love that about him, always a coward but he ain't a doormat.
体高罗汉见过江罗汉无法取胜,就拿闪电瓶对准八戒,一连串闪电直刺过来,八戒吓得一哆嗦,压低云头,躲到了流沙河中,找到一片荷叶,把鼻子埋了进去。
这边悟空不再需要顾忌八戒,金箍棒变大变粗,将方寸山棍法解数全部丢出来,形成一张紧密的棍网。虽然被围在核心,他还是哈哈大笑:“任你们罗汉花招再多,谁也进不了俺的棍网!”
Also that even when Bajie does go to hide in the river Wukong sees this as more advantageous than anything as he can finally go all out. He was holding back cause Bajie was in his line of fire but now he is out of friendly-fire range he can do maximum damage without worry!
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悟空战退了四罗汉,再来寻八戒,发现八戒已不在荷花池,连连高叫无人回应。
不知八戒吉凶如何?请看下回分解。
Is Bajie okay? I can't tell in the end if he was passed out or he scampered off completely.... I hope he is okay...
But still this was a great story! Thank you so much for recommending me this I had such a great read! I love seeing stories where the pilgrims still get together and get into trouble at times! Especially when it is still very in character and so much fun!
If someone can tell if Bajie okay thought :'-) please I have to know!
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nattinatalia · 1 year
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Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU
g_eazy added to their story
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enews Battle of the rappers : G Eazy has no shame in shooting his shot at married women. He’s been seen leaving rather flirty comments under Y/N pictures, even going as far as posting her on his stories and mentioning her kids, knowing she’s married to none other than Rapper Jack Harlow, who he’s done a song with in the past. E News ran into G, and asked him all about this and he had a few words to say about the topic “We met a few years back in Miami, her manager is friends with mine, we were just talking all night, we laughed. I didn’t know she was married and with kids, or that she was married to Jack. It’s just a little crush nothing harmless. But I mean, if he ever screws up, I’ll be first in line” he jokes. What do you think about this?, let us know down in the comments.
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user I don’t blame him because same
user the disrespect man
user JACK BEAT HIS ASS
user Damn she made him feel some type of way
druski2funnny 💀 He’s asking for it
yourusername Damn where y’all get my picture from? I haven’t even posted it myself, shit I look good in that green wig 💚 😝
yourbestiename 👀 🍿
urbanwyatt 🤦🏼‍♂️
yourusername IM NOT A HOMIE HOPPER 💅🏼
yourusername He’s posting my kids?
user no he just said he’s ok with being a step dad to them 😬
yourusername He’s not step daddy material, he wouldn’t be able to handle me or my kids. He needs to take a step back before I handle the situation.
user Um where is Jack, you know your husband, have him handle the “situation”
yourusername My man is busy doing sold out shows and preparing to host SNL, he doesn’t need to waste his time on this nonsense
g_eazy You sure he’s your man? Out here flirting with anything that moves
yourusername 💀 You have no room to talk, you date and try to slide in everyone’s dms, your ass ain’t loyal, you lost a damn good woman, and for what? LMAAO, don’t come for my man, my relationship, or my children. I’m being nice, don’t fucking test me.
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yourusername I apologize for making you feel special over a 10 minute conversation.
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jackharlow 😍😍 my wife
yourusername All yours papi 😘
jackharlow Ya hear that little dudes?? She’s all mine
yourusername LMAAO who are you arguing with? No one is even saying anything.
jackharlow Just wait….
yourbestiename beba 😛
g_eazy 🫦
yourbestiename I- 👩🏻‍🦯
g_eazy I’m not even doing anything wrong 😑
yourbestiename Na you know what you’re doing Gerald
g_eazy Admiring that’s all
jackharlow 🤨
urbanwyatt 🤦🏼‍♂️ dude asked for Jack to be on a track two years ago and now he’s under his wife’s pictures acting a fool being flirty
yourusername I’m married and with kids, please as if I would leave my man for him.
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jackharlow Sold out shows, a sexy loving wife, amazing kids, I’m living the life you dreamed off, that’s all I have to say.
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yourusername 🤭🤭🤭
urbanwyatt SAAAY THAT SHIT!!!!!
nemoachida Bro said kill ‘em with kindness
yourusername Honestly, all he has to say is his music and it’s done over with. My man is living the life this joker wanted.
yourbestiename YUPPPP YESS TO ALL OF THAT. TALK YOUR SHIT JACKMAN
jackharlow You’re wild, I’ll leave that to you.
urbanwyatt noooo pls don’t! Stay out of it.
g_eazy I didn’t know having a little harmless crush on someone could be so wrong
claybornharlow Little crush? Dude you’re obsessed, is sickening. Leave my family alone.
g_eazy Kid I’ll lay your ass out mind your business let the grown ups talk
urbanwyatt This fucker is out of his mind
jackharlow I’ve been respectful, even when you came at me, involved my wife and my kids, now you’re coming at my little brother?
yourusername 🤦🏻‍♀️ Can we not do this anymore? He’s just asking for a reaction. We can all agree he’s stepped over the line, he’s not coming anywhere near me or my kids, I’m not interested and never will. Yes, he should watch his mouth and stop being a dumb ass. Stop giving this loser the attention he desperately wants. Our family is good 😊
yourbestiename 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
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yourusername The Harlow’s 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 this is everything I dreamed of and more.
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callmemrskenway · 2 years
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To that one anon , I love you to (platonically) 😘 sending love your way , as for you Dolly sweetie ,How do you think demon slayer cast react and handle the reader with Shane Madej personality, Who shows no fear what’s so ever , who will dance on Muzan Bridge much to demon horror who would marry one of their best friend while the pair being drunk who happily watch Inosuke try and kill Zenitsu cause let’s be honest friends try and kill each other all the time who would try and connect the dote
Y E S THANK YOU FOR THIS REQUEST, IT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. Reader is also gonna be a Hashira too ngl. But I also LOVE THE QUOTES AT THE END OF THIS TOO.
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- You're not really scared of demons, you're just..tired at this point. You have zero fear of them too and stuff because, hey, everyone dies. Sometimes death is a bit painful than most. Do you want to die via demon attack? No. Can you really control it? Also no.
- So you become a Hashira, a bit weird but with your mindset you're really good at your job. Maybe you do want to save people or maybe you're annoyed that you and your homie can't go into the woods to investigate creepy "ghost" filled forests and make fun of them for believing in ghosts.
- OKAY BUT LITERALLY, WHAT IF YOU TRAIN ZENITSU AFTER HE DECIDES HE WANTS TO BECOME STRONG LIKE TANJIRO AND HE BECOMES YOUR RYAN BERGARA.
- Like your mentor and protégé relationship is just you being oddly calm and content and Zenitsu is just scared 24/7 and you kinda just scare him sometimes.
- You: "His mind is his greatest enemy...and it is my greatest ally."
- Giyuu: *staring at you in silent judgement*
- You and Shinobu get along really well, honestly. She likes your scientific mind and she enjoys your dry and sarcastic comments. You also like being around her because she's like pretty sensible and chill compared to the other Hashira honestly.
- NO BUT TANJIRO LIKES THAT YOU ACTUALLY STOOD UP FOR NEZUKO AND HIM WHEN THE OTHER HASHIRA ROCKED HIS SHIT TOO NOT GONNA LIE. Like you were all: "You guys...you can't be doing that. You can't be hitting children."
- "(Y/n), it's a demon!"
- "THEY'RE CHILDREN!"
- You don't get along with Tengen, Sanemi, and Obanai. You're at least more polite to Tengen but if Sanemi and Obanai wants to talk shit, well, you can talk back. Like, someone asks what its like working with them and you're all: "Well, let's put it this way...I've met a lot of insufferable people in my life, but they've also met me."
- You're just so unfazed by things that it worries demons, even Muzan himself is unnerved because he can't tell if you're really brave or you're really stupid when really, what he should be wondering is: "Do you even care?" and the answer is no. No you don't.
- NO BUT EVERYONE JUST STARING AT YOU WHEN YOU'RE FACING A DEMON AND YOU'RE ALL: "Rip my heart out. Tear my head off...give me a wedgie. Hell, give both me and Zenitsu a wedgie!"/ "DON'T LOOP ME INTO THIS!"
- You also don't even really have to slay demons, you just literally destroy them by talking. Like, you can TRICK them into saying Muzan's name because you annoy them THAT much. Like you're all: "I'm dancing on your bridge, Muzan, look at how I disrespect your bridge. Its my bridge now."/ "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT LORD KIBUTSUJI!?"/ "You just said his name."/ "Oh...Oh, I see what you've done."
- Okay but you know how people theory Shane is a demon or that he scares off demons? Literally you. Like Muzan is either very scared of you or wants you to become an Uppermoon or maybe it's both. Like, you terrify him but he finds you interesting.
- You and Muichiro absolutely roasting the shit out of demons too honestly. Like, damn, not only are they dying but they're gonna die feeling like they're not shit, my dude.
- Also, yes, much like the ask says, you're not even phased when Inosuke is beating up Zenitsu or chasing him around. Like, you just shrug it off and are all: "C'mon, friends kill each other all the time!"/ Shinobu: "Haha, I can think of a few of your friends who'd like to kill you!"
- Rengoku thinks that you're an absolute riot and you also feel the same way honestly. He does want you to dial it back when you're daring the demons to kill you because he gets worried one of them will get you. But yes, he's all: "YOUR BEHAVIOR AND PERSONALITY ARE TRULY A SHINING EXAMPLE OF A FEARLESS HASHIRA."/ Obanai: "I don't think they're fearless, I think they're just stupid."
- Inosuke tries to piss you off but you're really good at redirecting his attention somewhere else. Then Tanjiro is absolutely impressed with you and considers you one of his heroes and you're just there like: "Why?" but maybe you can be a better role model around him too.
- You also are writing your own story called the "Hot Daga" which started out as you kinda telling random stories to Nezuko because she was bored but she ends up loving them a lot and now it's a series that you may publish into a story later.
- HE MIGHT NOT BE ANIMATED YET BUT IMAGINE YOU'RE TRYING TO INFILTRAITE DOUMA'S CULT AND YOU'RE JUST THERE LIKE: "um, I'm here for the cult stuff? I saw the ad."
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World of Twelve dashboard simulator
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I think if I get knocked out while solo'ing dungeons oen more time local eniripsas will just euthanise me 😭 iop save me
🫂 shards-of-glass-in-the-bar follow
we all have that homie who's not gonna make it.
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You run an anti-recovery alcoholism blog tho ???
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way to be classphobic dipshit.
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Idk i feel like posting about losing your home bc of it isn't very successful and happy pandawa of you.
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Anyone in this thread smoke hemp
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🌌 somethingquietplace
Like a sworn knight, I serve you. You are my beating heart, my lifeline. Neither Bonta nor Astrub would be home, if you were not by my side...
Yet, why do my hands yearn for freedom, the way a butcher yearns for a wild animal?
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Are you ok op.
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isnt op that one guy with 50 side blogs who got accused of being a part of the bontarian royalty and classfaking being an ecaflip.
🌌 somethingquietplace
Do you swear on your heart that you can truly believe a person with a life and a career would post on this site.
#Mind your buisiness. #not osu
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does anyone know if the demigod goultard is still out there marrying people//...
i n;;eed h;im.
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When you die and go to externam not even being hosed down will help clean your soul. You will not reincarnate for 999 years.
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Went on a fishing trip with my family.
Here are some photos I took there, including photos of the snappers the three of us caught. Sufokia is beautiful this time of the year.
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I'll delete this reblog a bit later for organization purposes, but I wanted to take this moment to thank you all for your comments.
Also, I did not know that there was a fishing community here, for all the decades I spent on this site. The more you know.
#It's nice to get back in the groove of things... #Such a hectic year. #I just need some peace and quiet. #And maybe then I'll feel better. #Though sometimes I do ask why I keep doing this. Just everything in general. #...A hot chocolate will fix me right up though. Always does. #Delete later
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I know most ppl are like..,, 100% over talking about that one fuckin xelor that reversed time for like 20 minutes. like yeah hes evil but he saved my whole life. i spilled coffee on my passport and then WHOOM time reversed and shit. and i woke up 20 minutes earlier, threw up, and decided not to go anywhere near my documents with liquids ever again.
can i get a wahoo for grandpa genocide. like he really fucked up but he did do a solid one to at least me. i just feel like enough years had passed for me to speak my truth
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It's not a laughing matter, people died. And it was a yet another case of media representing xelors as crazy and evil.
Try to put yourself in the mindset of the victims.
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im a xelor too and i think this is fucking hilarious soo yeah.
try reincarnating into a different class in next life! hope this helps.
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I agree with the second rb, but is nobody going to mention their url??
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I know we all have our role models for adventurers we'd like to marry or become or steal the gender of or whatever, but idk it haunts me that some of them may be on this site. Imagine someone like master Eva reading what ppl had written about her or her husband. scary.
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I hope ush galash can feel when i post about sending him psionic shadow assassins. i hope he fucking feels pain. Every single time.
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what did a random bontarian noble do to you. also isn't he dead.
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OK SO. this made me realize that most people genuinely don't know about the murder dungeon allegations.
To summ it up, he lured in people to rob his house, put them in The Murder Dungeon (actually a tower, but... rule of funny. it sounds funnier that way), and Bontarian government did NOTHING about for years, and even placed a statue in his honor despite that.
wo2ww.bontanews.bn/articles/ush-galesh-allegations-of....
Now, this might sound like a conspiracy theory, but most of us in the demigod drama community know that Ecaflip demigods just... fake their deaths a lot. So there's a very big chance he's still out there. He's fucking out there.
And I want him to know, that I am sending psionic brain warriors to him. And to the king too.
THE ONLY reason this turned into a thing everyone knows is due to an anonymous leaker from within the palace. I fucking hate this kingdom.
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The city of good, btw
yet another reason i am a proud brakmarian despite not liking djaul LOL
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WHAT????? HE HAD A WHAT ..
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oh god what happened to my post.
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there are like, theories on who leaked it btw, considering a bunch of diplomats had access to the documents. Though I won't point any fingers towards anyone in the palace in particular. 👀
if it would keep him doing this, I could kiss that guy who did this, on the lips, I would. or like, give him a pizzlarva.
fr fr.
🌌 somethingquietplace
It's every Bontarian's civil duty to try and make the city a little bit better. I think these motivations are both unneeded and unwanted.
Though the pizzlarva bit is funny.
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arent you that one guy with whos been here for like 20 years and got accused of being a part of the bontarian royalty and classfaking being an ecaflip.
did you do this tumblr user somethingquietplace. did you.
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I'm running a combination OSU, photography, and fishing blog where I post poorly written poetry at 4AM.
Please stop with the "you're never beating the allegations" jokes.
#not osu
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Halo 2x7 Spoilers!
What’s up y’all we’re back with another series of my irrelevant and incomprehensible thoughts on this weeks episode!
- OOH! “There’s a difference, you’re human!” “Am I? Are you?” Woah! Easy there tiger that hurt his feelings.
- also the jump to seeing him not bloody feels so jarring, and then immediately back to him being beat up lol.
- YO! Didn’t expect Cortana to pop up immediately.
- good grief the whole “you train them I choose what to do with them”, careful girly you’ll show your true colors to your partner in crime!
- KAI! All my homies love Kai, shout out Kai. And lmao John “I didn’t ask for your help” like DUDE be so fr right now you’re not doing so hot.
- wow the condors getting taken out so fast, the look on Ackerman’s face. Like, it totally just set in for him how deep in shit he is with this whole operation.
- Soren’s flashbacks mixed in between scenes of the new Spartans. Great show of how nothings changed for the spartan program. And jeez, he wants to go back? Some real Stockholm shit.
- WHAT THE HELL KAI! “I made a mistake. Maybe you don’t know that but that’s what humans do.” Can everyone just take a CHILL with bullying John?! Good grief it’s like everyone’s go to when they’re upset with him is saying he’s not human.
- live laugh love John going sicko mode fr
- Also woah! Surprise with the spike! Not surprised that the crazy lady is crazy though! And “those Spartans are my life’s work” “I’ve heard that before” LMAOO bad word choice when talking to the angry spartan with trauma.
- THE ARMOR YEAHHHHHH!!!! Aw Vannak’s armor nooo
- “he wasn’t scared, just didn’t understand.” What if I cried. What if I started sobbing.
- also John’s “I’m the proof” hell yeah you are buddy what a power move
- starmap moment was cool. Halsey as usual charging head first and the two science brains just not having the perspective needed.
- Kai’s “they’re mine”, I love her she cares so much about both of her teams.
- good grief Halsey drives me NUTS with how tunnel visioned she is.
- damn Makee, alright girly that was maybe a bit much but I get it.
- alright Soren’s situation just got a lot more complicated!
- THE SUIT! HES IN THE SUIT! He’s so cool I love him. Also “what it would mean to me” from Perez just breaks my heart. And her humanizing him! When literally this episode has had multiple of the opposite!
- oh FUCK YEAH John just walking through the building like a badass. All those people stopping and looking at him! He knows how awesome he is
- Holy shit the Halo!
- and that’s it?? Omg the writers are killing me.
Alright y’all I hope that was somewhat coherent. This show drives me nuts with the cliff hangers but John truly has skyrocketed to the top of my list of favorite characters. Also he’s attractive, so that helps too lmao. Anyways season finale next week will probably kill me! :)
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What do you headcanon everyone's sexuality to be?
honestly I'm very um. whatever about sexuality headcanons. I don't think monsters in undertale see gender and sexuality as we categorize them in real life, so things are a lot more flexible. that being said, i do have Some Thoughts:
alphys is bi. like just bi, she's the only one i have a straightforward headcanon for. she even has the lil pride flag stickers on her water bottle n shit.
i like the idea that asgore and toriel are so old that they still view sexuality as something you Do rather than something you Are, like people used to do back then. i mean asgore obviously loved rudy at some point in his life and toriel has some wild stories from her youth that she'll play coy about, but neither of them would describe themselves as queer. just because that's not how they think of sexuality As A Concept.
i... don't see sans as the kind of guy with a label ? i think when you get down to it, he would technically fit the definition of demi, but he'd zone out halfway through the kind of conversation that leads to that conclusion so he just shrugs it off when you ask him and makes a bad joke to change the subject. also it varies, i like ace sans and i like bi sans too, but straight sans still feels more accurate to me than him being into dudes lmao. he does joke about kissing the homies goodnight tho ("WAIT A SECOND... YOU NEVER KISS ME GOODNIGHT. AM I NOT PART OF THE HOMIES??" "i never kiss anyone bro, we don't have lips" "OH! THAT'S RIGHT!!! ...CAN I STILL BE A HOMIE??" "sure man, knock yourself out")
okay okay i know how it sounds, but y'know that action movie dynamic where the machomen hero duo fights together side by side and spends all the film having very high homoerotic tension with one another except they both have wives and play it off as a bromance because if it was truly gay they would alienate over half of their fanbase? PAPYRUS AND UNDYNE ARE LIKE THAT, BUT PLAYED COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. it is completely 100% platonic, they're both HUGE homos in opposite directions and it has no bearing whatsoever on their individual sexualities. it's just the kind of spontaneous homoeroticism that spawns from beating the same guy up every day for enough days in a row. but yeah they're both gay as hell. (also undyne feels like the "10 years ago i married my best friend. my girlfriend isn't too happy about it but me and papyrus were drunk and we thought we could get away with tax fraud" kinda gal).
oh and papyrus doesn't do romance at all. full stop. aro!papyrus my beloved
mettaton had his gender identity crisis already and when he finally worked it out and saw the sexuality crisis in the distance he just decided he wasn't gonna deal with any more of that bullshit
frisk is a baby. they grow up to be very bi and very flirty, tho. which surprises no-one.
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heythere-mel · 1 year
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Lovefool
Chapter 3: I Can't Care 'bout Anything But You
Frankie Morales x F!Reader
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A/N: SURPRISE! Ya girl is back with the next chapter in this little series. I haven’t updated in a year (holy shit I am SO SORRY.) but here we are with my fave lovebirds. Happy Halloween to all the homies out there and comments, likes, anything are welcomed. Enjoy bbys! 🎃🤍
Chapter 1 / Chapter 2
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“I’m gonna marry her one day.”
That little black velvet box was taunting him.
You had just left for work when he decided to give the simple, yet elegant piece of jewelry another glance. He kept it hidden in a small lockbox he still had from when he was in the service, knowing you would probably never look there. Secretly, it’s where he stored anything of sentimental value in. From one of the first little love letters you’d given him, to a movie ticket from your first official date, even a couple of cheeky Polaroids you took for him as a birthday surprise a few months back.
You had been in a relationship for well over two years now. Having made the step of finally moving in together about six months prior, Frankie could honestly say it’s the happiest he’d ever been. He had the obvious approval of the guys, his family adored you, even the señoras at the floral shop he liked to frequent when he wanted to surprise you with a fresh bouquet would ask when he was going to finally pop the question. He knew it shouldn’t have come off as such a challenge, but like everything else he was, in typical Frankie fashion, overthinking it.
“How am I going to do this?” Frankie sighed, running his finger over the precious stone. His phone buzzing on the nightstand pulled him from his thoughts.
“Hello?”
“Hola feo! Hey, we’re at the store right now picking up pumpkins for tomorrow and found these cool stencils to use. Can I buy them or is that considered cheating? You know Ben could use as much help as possible.”
“I’m going to beat your girl in the contest this year Frank!” Benny screams in the background.
“Go ahead and get them. You know he’ll still find a way to fuck it up.”
“Fuck you Fish!”
He laughs at the other man’s competitive nature. You had won the Halloween carving contest two years running now. There wasn’t any big prize involved, but bragging rights and pick of the scary movie you all would be watching that night was incentive enough. (Benny thinks it’s because you’re Frankie’s girl that gives you the advantage. In actuality, he just sucks.) He stares back to the ring as Santiago goes on about the prices of Halloween candy when his eyes go wide.
“Pope! Change of plans! I need you guys to help me with something!”
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The next day Frankie is doing his best to keep cool. He’s kept himself busy by cleaning up the house, making sure the little ghost lights you found are strung up around the patio perfectly, even bringing out the couple of plastic tables you would be using and setting them up with assorted carving tools and paints.
Honestly, anything to keep from having to face you for too long, he was doing.
Frankie knew he had some time so he quietly went through his plan one last time. You, on the other hand, were busy picking out the perfect design for your pumpkin. You told him it’s not about winning, but thinking back to the little smirk on your face when you were announced as the winner again last year and Benny smashing his pumpkin in a humorous protest was enough to have you wanting that first place spot again.
“Babe! Where you at?”
“Outside hermosa!”
You step out to the back patio and gasp at the setup.
“Frankie! This looks so good!” you praise as you run up and give him a quick peck.
“You like it?! It was a bitch untangling those ghosts so it better look good.”
“Ugh, handsome and he knows how to string up lights? You’re gonna fuck around and get yourself wifed up Morales.” He stiffened momentarily by your choice of words before shaking his head and cracking a smile.
“Oh! Help me pick out a picture for my pumpkin!” you pull out your phone and enthusiastically start swiping through the selected photos. “Should I do the witch flying on a broom, or this werewolf howling at the moon?”
“Should you even be showing me your design? We are competing against each other too cariño.”
“Are we though?” your left eyebrow arching in question.
“Wow, that hurt.” his faux wounded expression making you giggle.
“Hmmmm, they’re both great options but do you think you can finish something that elaborate tonight babe? It’s timed too, remember.” He knew you could, but the longer he could distract you later, the better.
“Is that a challenge?!” narrowing your eyes at him and he throws his hands up in surrender.
“I mean, I know you got it in you, but Benny said he’s bringing his A-game tonight, and to watch your ass. I just don’t want you getting too caught up and you don’t finish.”
“Ohhhh, just you wait precioso! I’m not back to back champ for nothing!”
With that final say you run out to finish getting ready, leaving Frankie standing there with a huge grin plastered on his face.
Yeah, she’s the one.
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The sun had finally begun to set as you and the boys gathered in the backyard. While you were busy helping Will gather the pumpkins from the house to bring out, Santi and Benny found it to be the perfect opportunity to pull Frankie aside to see how he was doing.
“You ready hermano?” Santi whispered, grabbing him by his shoulders.
“You look like you might yak Fish.”
“Don’t listen to him, you look great! This flannel is nice. Going for the lumberjack look I see.”
“Cállate pendejo. She happens to like it.” Frankie retorts.
“We’re just giving you shit, you know that.”
“I know. I’m just a little nervous.” Frankie mutters as he looks over Pope’s shoulder to make sure you’re still in the house.
“No need. That girl in there loves you. So much so, it’s almost sickening how cute y’all are.”
“Yeah man! And feisty as hell, which is why I love messing with her.” Benny snickers to the group.
“Thanks guys. I owe you one.”
“No problem. Just remember, I call dibs on best man. Ben said he wants flower girl.” Santi throws his thumb back to Benny, nodding in confirmation.
“Deal.”
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“Okay, y’all know the rules. We’ve all got an hour to carve, paint, whatever you wanna do to your pumpkin and then we’ll vote. No peeking at other pumpkins until we’re all done. Benny, no smashing your pumpkin when you lose. Sweetheart, take it easy on us this year okay?”
“Can’t promise you anything boys. Good luck hermoso.” shooting a wink toward Frankie who’s seated at the opposite end of the table.
Frankie opts for painting his pumpkin this year. His design wouldn’t necessitate the full hour so he tries to drag it out as slowly as possible.
He grows more anxious by the minute. What if she says no? That’s always a possibility, right? The hour suddenly seems to be passing by too quickly for his liking when he decides to look over. You’re caught up cracking jokes with his brothers, your small pocketknife in your hand for hollowing out smaller sections of your design, and singing along to the Halloween playlist blaring from the speaker. He’s never felt more right about anything.
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Will looks to Frankie as the timer is about to go off on his phone. A quick nod and crooked smile signal he’s ready.
“Okay and time!”
The other guys both look up to Frankie with knowing grins on their faces. A small thumbs up from Santi thrown in for good measure.
“Wait! Just let me get this last piece!”
“This is why she wins because she’s still working after the time!”
“I told you it would be too much babe.”
“Hush Morales!”
“Alright, since I’m the oldest, I’m going first.”
Everyone’s attention is now on Will as he turns his pumpkin around. He usually puts up a good fight as well when it comes to this which is why you’re thrown off when you see his final product.
“Will. You carved your name into your pumpkin?”
You were clueless.
“It’s classic.” giving a small shrug. “Pope.”
Santi claps his hands together and quickly turns his pumpkin. A delicate You carved into it.
“You. Guys what’s going on?”
Frankie couldn’t help his shit eating grin as he sees the visible confusion on your face.
“That’s a nice looking you, Santiago.”
“Why thank you Benjamin. You’re up.”
Alright, your main competition. You hadn’t caught on to what the others were doing but if anyone would give you a run for your money, it was Benny.
“Get ready to have your mind blown sweetheart!” turning his pumpkin to display a brightly colored Marry sprawled across the front. Then it clicks.
“Marry. Fra…”
Before you could get his name out you gaze to your left to see your boyfriend turning his pumpkin. The word Me painted in your favorite color with a question mark and cutely drawn ring that glittered for effect.
Frankie’s heart was pounding as he steps from around his side of the table. Setting his pumpkin down gently beside yours, he pulls the box from his back pocket as he gets down on one knee. Your watery smile like a breath of fresh air telling him to go ahead.
“Hermosa, these last few years have been everything to me. You are everything to me. You know I’m not good with words…”
“You’re doing fine mi amor.” bringing one of your hands up running it over his cheek.
“…but would you, will you marry me?”
“Yes Francisco!” Those words instantaneous as he released a breath he didn’t know he was holding.
He places the ring on your finger before you practically tackle him to the ground. The others whistling and cheering from the table behind you.
“You’re gonna wife me up, huh Morales?”
“I had to before I ended up the wifey.” Your boisterous laughter couldn’t be contained. Your smile shining the brightest he’d ever seen it. He couldn’t wait to continue making you do that for the rest of his life.
“Well, I say I won this years contest boys!” Benny exclaims.
“What are you talking about?! If anything Fish won!”
“Did you see how she was speechless at my pumpkin?!”
“Wait, what did you end up going with?” Frankie queries.
“The werewolf. It fit perfectly with An American Werewolf In Paris that I had picked to watch.”
Benny turned your pumpkin around to show the rest of the guys. An audible groan leaving his mouth when he sees the detail you were able to put in, even in such a small amount of time.
“I’m never gonna win this contest again.”
“Hey Ben, your pumpkin was amazing. And since I’m in such a fantastic mood, I relinquish my award to you.”
“OH HELL YES! WE’RE WATCHING MONSTERS INC!”
“Benny that’s a child’s film what the fuck?!” You hear him and Santi bicker as they rush inside to get the film queued up. Will hot on their heels to give you two a minute.
“You sure you wanna sit through that?”
“Let him have it,” leaning in closer to his ear.
“I get my real prize after they’re all gone.”
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.... and you're NOT gonna tell us about the Shadowgast Playlist? Please 🫴, hand it over.
I said in my original post this was my toxic trait... nonetheless I am SO glad someone took the bait 😈
I'm not going to post the link because I value my spotify privacy and also I have an embarrassing username that no one needs to know about. However, since you asked nicely (and let's be honest, I wasn't expecting anyone to care! so thank you!), I will share ✨ my personal top 5 shadowgast songs ✨ with a bit of context for each.
If you're just here to roast my music taste, bear in mind... I said toxic trait. Proceed at your own risk.
1. Time in a Bottle by Jim Croce
"If I could make days last forever / If words could make wishes come true / I'd save every day like a treasure and then / Again, I would spend them with you..."
This one has two meaning imo: first, early-campaign Caleb wishing he could change the past to save his parents' lives; later, Essek wishing he had more time to spend with Caleb. The original version is beautiful, but there is also a cover by Yungblud (yes, it's on the Hobbs & Shaw soundtrack) that's badass but a very different vibe.
2. Lilith by Halsey
"I'm perfection when it comes to first impressions / I romanticize and then I get to stressing / Big brain like I'm teaching at a lesson / Baby, it's a blessing..."
Every time this song comes on I legit yell ESSEK ANTHEM! because it is. This is the Hot Villain theme song. The beat is so sexy. The lyrics are on point ("I am disgusting / I've been corrupted / And by now I don't need not help to be destructive"). The vibes are just immaculate.
3. No Halo by Brockhampton
"Went to church for the hell of it, stumbled in drunk as shit / Been going through it again / Been talking to myself, wondering who I am / Been thinking I am better than Him..."
Look. I could write an entire essay about this one song. Wizard hubris, depression, and the crisis of faith Essek goes through when the Nein find out about his betrayal. Also, for those who theorize Essek is the unwilling chosen of the Luxon - he could, in fact, be "God's special mess".
4. X&Y by Coldplay
"I dive in at the deep end / You become my best friend / I want to love you but I don't know if I can / I know something is broken / And I'm trying to fix it / Trying to repair it / Any way I can..."
Two characters who both think they are terrible people that don't deserve love, trying to be better and trying to better each other? And they fall in love? And they're narrative foils? No one is doing it like them! (Plus the chorus "You and me are drifting into outer space" just screams ~wizards in the star room~.)
5. All The Stars by Kendrick Lamar feat. SZA (album version)
"Tell me what you gon' do to me / Confrontation ain't nothing new to me / You can bring a bullet, bring a sword, bring a morgue / But you can't bring the truth to me..."
I don't know how this song manages to be both broody and uplifting at the same time, but it is and it's perfection. It's the grimness of reality and the hope for the future, the refrain of "All the stars are closer" symbolizing all the possibilities that are now within reach.
And oh boy, I don't have time to write about the whole playlist but if you've made it this far, here are some bonus mini listicles because this is my Roman Empire 😌
Entire playlist of just shadowgast-coded Hozier songs:
Arsonist's Lullabye
In The Woods Somewhere
De Selby (pt. 2)
Someone New
Like Real People Do
Moment's Silence
From Eden
All My Homies Hate Trent Ikithon songs:
Heathens by Twenty One Pilots
Eat Your Young by Hozier
Buzzkill by Mothica
Another Brick In The Wall, pt. II by Pink Floyd
My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark by Fall Out Boy
Other ships? In my shadowgast playlist? It's more likely than you think:
The Cave by Mumford & Sons (widobrave)
Cringe by Matt Maeson (widojest)
Tessellate by alt-J (blumendrei)
EDM wizard songs if you're into that sort of thing (I am):
Time Stops by Virtual Riot
I'd Love To Change The World (Matstubs Remix) by Jetta
I Could Be Anything by the Glitch Mob feat. Elohim
New Eyes by Echos
Keep in mind this is just a handful of songs out of like a hundred, so I welcome you to give me the benefit of the doubt and fill in the rest of the playlist in your mind with whatever makes me seem cool to you.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk, I am sorry it took me four days to write this... 😅
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comatosebunny09 · 2 years
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How Many Drinks? [ Pt. 2 ]
Summary: It’s no secret that you’ve had a thing for your bestie for quite some time. With a few shots loosening your tongue, will you finally have the courage to confess?
Genre: Romance, Humor, Drama, Modern AU
Warnings: Language, Mild Sexual Content, Alcohol, MDNI!
This didn’t come out nearly as good as it sounded in my head. 😭 Thank you so much for reading!
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He’s never too far off.  
And for that, you are thankful.
Kyojuro stands in your peripheral, a watchful big brother swirling the contents of his glass, looking like a five-course meal. He exchanges laughter and stories with a couple of his co-workers who came out to partake in the dollar shots, too. He’s close enough to intervene in case someone gets too handsy with you, but he gives you enough space to do your own thing. The notion brings a sloppy cant to your lips. It’s nice to be doted on. Nice to pretend like he’s an overprotective boyfriend instead of just a hyper-vigilant homie.
You flag down the bartender for the fourth time tonight, feeling like you’re wading through molasses. Your words are slurred as you ask for “another long island, please,” casually drumming your nails against the empty, highball glass.
“Coming right up, gorgeous,” he shouts over the conglomerate of conversation and music, gracing you with a boyish beam. Your lips quirk. He’s cute. Dimples, brunet, nice teeth. You make out the strength of his body as he mixes drinks behind the counter. Someone you’d typically flirt with. You would’ve asked for his number a couple hours ago if not for a certain blond living rent-free in your muddled mind.
Speaking of him…
You watch Kyojuro chat up a pretty redhead. She’s short and curvaceous, breasts spilling from her blouse as she leans forward and purposely squishes them together. Touches his arm with her slimy paw; a fake, girlish giggle added for affect. You scoff, brow twitching with irritation. “Girl, he don’t want you. You’re trying too damn hard,” muttered under your breath.
You’ve only ever seen him in two serious relationships since you’ve been friends. His last girl was a prima donna, too focused on his pockets. You wanted to choke slam her after Kyojuro showed up to your apartment with red-rimmed eyes and a broken heart.
He’s a sweet, romantic baby not into one-night stands. Deserves someone who will appreciate all the cliché shit he loves. Flowers, midnight strolls on the beach, kissing under the stars. He deserves a slow, all-consuming love. Not some grabby-ass heifer who’s only interested in fucking.
The bartender returns, placing your drink down on the sticky counter. You raise the tumbler in a silent thank you. He responds with a sensual wink before moving to another patron.
“Come here often?” floats a saccharine voice from over your shoulder. You tremble, nearly spilling your drink. L’Homme and warmth consume you when Kyojuro reaches around to set his glass down. Presses a deft hand to the small of your back. Your eyes lock briefly, your breath corked in your throat. “Apologies,” he says, flashing you a disarming smile, gradually backing off. “I did not mean to startle you.”
You swivel in the barstool to face him fully, alcohol sloshing around in your gut. “Don’t be sneakin’ up on me like that. You know I’ll beat your ass.”
Kyojuro chuckles deeply in response, the sound singeing your innards. “Calm down, tigress.”
It should be criminal to be so damn fine.
You drink in the subtle tilt of his cerise lips through hooded lids. Amber irises descend into a dark ruby, glittering under the strobe lights as he gives your drunken form a once over. Emboldened and moving on autopilot, you sweep a wayward lock of crimson-tinged hair behind his ear. Fingertips graze the cool, gold metal of his cartilage piercing. The act feels too intimate. Freezes you both in time, the thunderous music briefly fading into distorted hums around you.
Friendly. That’s all it was. At least, that’s what you tell yourself when his eyes fasten to your quivering lips.
“Want another drink?” you ask, dispelling the tense air. You don a boozy grin despite the subtle fluttering of your heart.
“No thank you,” Kyojuro replies, slipping his hands into his pockets, gaze averted. He wears an easy smile of his own whilst he moves to stand beside you. “I think I have reached my quota for the evening.”
You huff, turning back to the bar. “You had like, one drink, bro. You’re no fun.” At that, you down what’s left of your watery long island.
“Do you want to make it home tonight?” Kyojuro playfully chides, poking your rib.
Depends on whose home we’re ending up at…
You fix your mouth to retort, but the song blaring from the speakers melds into one you’re well acquainted with.
“Aw, shit!” you holler, ready to shake your ass now that the liquor’s loosened your limbs and inhibitions. “This is my shit! Kyo!” You grab for him with childlike mirth paddling across your features. “Kyo, dance with me!”  
He casts you a humored look before offering a hand. Carefully plucks you from the stool, twining five thick fingers with yours. You ignore how tender they feel; how normal it is to have his digits scorching your skin. He cups your hand like a lover, guiding you through the sea of writhing, sweaty bodies toward an empty space near the DJ booth.
Once safely nestled between other clubgoers, you let the rhythm possess you. Throw your hands up in the air, jumping in time with the beat. Kyojuro bops in front of you, grooving from a safe distance. He’s told you multiple times before that he’s not much of a dancer. But he’s a far cry from the wallflower he was when you met way back when. You’re grateful that he never leaves you hanging, even if he’s out of his element.
You mouth the lyrics, swaying your body. Wind your generous hips, not missing the subtle darkening of Kyojuro’s eyes as he watches your sinful gyrations. Thinks you haven’t noticed, but you’re on to him. You slowly sashay towards him, a hawk closing in on its prey. Reach for his hands again until—
You exhale sharply, back colliding with a taut wall of muscle. You toss a look over your shoulder, vision doubled and distorted around the edges. You hardly make out the contours of his face through the fluttering lights, but you have an inkling of an idea who’s behind you. And dammit, he feels good.
Fuck it, you think, letting the bartender draw your hips into a sinuous sway against his groin. The liquor’s got you feeling weightless and numb, and you love this song. Maybe you’ll put on a show for Kyo. Get him hot and bothered and craving your touch, much like you pine for his.
You look up after brushing up on your new dance partner. Can’t help the slight grimace that descends onto your mouth.
The ginger from before has Kyojuro in her clutches, pushing up on him as if casting a spell. Grazes his exposed chest with idle fingers, dragging him into a slow wind. Kyojuro spares you a quick glance over her shoulder to make sure that you’re alright. She molds his hands to her waist, snatching his attention back to her.
For the umpteenth time tonight, you sigh.
“Yep, I’m done,” you admonish, dismissing yourself from the dancefloor. Heat floods your body as you simmer with a silent rage.  
“Aw, what’s wrong, baby?” the bartender whines, scrambling for your fingers. You swat his hands away, a childish pout worrying your lips. You stride across the tiled floor, dodging awkward limbs and other men trying to draw you in for a dance. You set course for the ladies’ room under the pretense of needing to freshen up.
Your name is called from behind. Distress lurks beneath the depths of that familiar tenure as it closes in.
“Gotta pee!” you shout, dipping into the bathroom.
Once enclosed in the safety of a stall, you melt against the toilet seat after dressing it with a generous amount of toilet paper.
“Get your shit together,” you chastise, feeling like you’re sinking into quicksand. Cradle your swimming head in your hands, trying to remember how to breathe.
What the fuck was that about? You’re upset because of what? Because Kyojuro is doing what a single man should? He’s not yours; never will be. You don’t deserve someone of his caliber, anyway.
A defeated groan wrenching itself from your chest, you swallow your resolve. Give yourself a couple beats to collect your thoughts before flushing the toilet and exiting the stall. The woman who looks back at you in the mirror is hardly recognizable. Hair slightly mussed, eyes dark and hollow.
Yeah. It’s time to go.
You pat your hands dry and fix your dress. Exhale loudly before dumping yourself back into the hallway in search of your DD. You want to apologize for leaving him to fend for himself on the dancefloor—
“There you are,” Kyojuro calls, catching up to you in three long strides. You watch his silhouette dance beneath the dim light of the hallway. Not sure if the alcohol’s got you hallucinating. But damn, he looks scrumptious like this.
Hair spilling from the half-ponytail he’d tied it in earlier, cheeks speckled with color. Lips pillowy, panning in close enough to kiss. He places his large, torrid hands on your naked shoulders, bending down to your level. Concern swirls beneath the molten pools of his eyes. He knows you too well; can tell that you’re out of sorts because the alcohol’s turned you into a brat, and he’s one of the few people you catch an attitude with.
Kyojuro asks if you’re “ready to go,” in a subdued, cautious tone. You nod lamely, still entranced by his beauty; still feeling the long islands warming your innards.  
“Yeah,” you say with a slight cant to your lips, curling your hand around his proffered arm. “Let’s get the hell up out of here, Kyo.”
Wordlessly, Kyojuro guides you through the crowd back into the inky, glacial night.
The analog clock of the stereo reads 2:00 AM.
In the stillness of his convertible, your stomach growls audibly.
“Hungry?” Kyojuro queries, reaching over the center console to squeeze your thigh. If not for your inebriated state, your tummy would be a jumbled mess of knots from the contact. Instead, you nod slowly, dragging your eyes across the side of his head.
“What would you like?”
You shift around on the heated leather of the passenger seat, his jacket sitting homely about your shoulders. “I’m not really picky.”
“Waffle House?”
Scowl. “I’d rather eat dumpster sludge.”
“Taco Bell it is, then,” he relents with the humblest of grins.
You perk up, pawing at Kyojuro’s arm like an overzealous kitten. “Oh my God, Kyo! I want all the tacos! Order me all the tacos!”
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sea-of-dust · 2 years
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When their like their Collab counterpart totally not x reader
Another RAS x Reader I swear....im gonna be the face of the RAS x reader community aren't I.... Wtf is a RAS x reader community. I gotta stop writing about bandori-
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LAYER/Rei/Banji
Rei with the personality of baji....arf..i mean very interesting
Expect her to be a lot more passionate to say....like not to go down the tr tumblrs level of unseiso but there's a lot more kabedoning and her being a little possessive
She might be a little more aggressive too. Not towards you but to opposing gangs you happen to have friends in
"Why are you talking to y/n leave them alone before I kick ur ass" "we were talking about a project we were assigned to together..." "Oh..."
Oh indeed
Wait why did she pull up a seat...oh my God she's eagle eying ur friend now
she looks like the chairs bought to be used for another purpose
Expect ur friend to complain about a "visit" from ur girlfriend
Shell get jealous more easily too. Talking to someone else? "Where were u" "I was walking my friend home" "...uh huh" "....u thought we did something when we walked home didn't u" "Nah idk mamas" "(wtf kinda pet name is mamas)"
She walks you home after that even sleeps over your family loves her
Expect her to try and trick u into having small naps with her
If PAREO ever interrupted you and Rei she would just look at her with those murder eyes and then continue what she's doing to u
"LAYER-san chu2s call-" Reis pinning you to wall for another make-out speedrun "...ill come back later..."
Shell have more hair ties on her
Shell be very roughed up...like real bad she's in a gang and a band, those two things are bound to leave the average person a Twitter user
Ur her personal nurse and she definitely pays you in something other than cash if u catch my drift 😏
She pays you in kisses....smooches...perv but in ur defense I made u think like that...still a perv
Overall Rei with the personality of Banji will turn me into her dog- I mean is gonna a be a doozy...now wait till she catches you and the homies saying something werid
"Yo u land this ill suck-" "Y/N..." "I'll buy u an ice cream!...."
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MASKING/Masuki/Draken
Nothin changed....shell be a lot more responsible when it comes to you and Chu2 (since Chu2 = Mikey)
Shell be less of a tease to Chu2 too
Masuki def tries to keep you as far from gang violence as possible
Shell ask how was ur day act normal and then u two get into her room instant tackle
The brothels gonna love you "ahh masuki you got a new plaything?" "Can it [side character 190]" "fu fu"
She would take you out at night to watch stars
Masuki might tease you at times and when you get mad she just hugs you giggling a bit
"I'm sorry I'm sorry it was kinda funny tho" "....." "I'll make you somethin" "....fine"
Expect her laugh to be a lot more proud
If you ever saw her fight (let's say like bloody Halloween in the show) shell look at you panicked worried if she traumatized you
"Ah shit y/n did you see anything- oh God why we're you even here... Leave I don't want you to get hurt"
When she gets home she looks tired and a bit beat up but when she sees you it's like her wounds went away and as soon as she relaxes they re open but hey at least she got to see her s/o
As soon as a movie she was really excited for is out,she runs over to your house and drives there almost instantly calling you the whole time
"IM COMING OVER BE THERE IN FIVE" you can barely hear her over the wind and like a minute later "IM HERE" and u just hear Pastel*Pallette blasting
She made a joke about beating up the mf you seemed a little comfortable with...it was ur sibling-
She would accompany chu2 to fast food stops with you
Speaking of food if your ever at a public place Masukis gonna find you and just stare at you from the window your sitting next to with the face she does before saying your cute but scarier
"You should have came to me" you can hear her say that from outside
If you ever went on a date with her in public she's gonna be surprisingly polite and using fancy words bros even wore a suit
"Yes may I have the [idk make it up] and my lady would like [f/f]"
It's an inside joke between you two now
She's told you ligma while you laid on her lap she would just randomly look down at you and just go "ligma"
Moral of the story bunny masuki
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LOCK/Rokka/Takemichi
She's gonna cry a lot
Shell visit you a lot leaning in for a small kiss before greeting you
"(Y/n you're just so kind how could someone every resent you)" cu <3 "Good Morning to you too Rokka"
She would ask you what u would think of her in 10 years and you would say "you would still be my beloved"
Her heart would flutter and she would cry a bit embracing you
She would never tell you about Toman and never wear her uniform around you
She's embarrassed she's in a gang
When she time travels back she always has the things you gave to her on her body
She would fall for amongus backwards
If you ever flattered her or did her hair for her she would be so shy
If the gang asked she would flex about it
"An Rokka you got a new hairstyle it looks nice" "ah y/n did it for me" "they've got some skill" "mph~ they're the best"
She wound crawl into your arms randomly while you two would be on the couch
"Rokka..." She's just digging her face into your chest mumbing about how she's gonna save everyone. You feel something wet hit your chest and you hug her
If you ever do catch her while she's with the gang shell try to make something up
"Y/n! What are you doin here haha...why am I wearing this? Oh it's a costume party next door! Why am I tied up? I lost a bet!"
If she comes to your house with an injury she's gonna say she fell coming over.
Don't admit you know about Toman she wants to feel as if she's protecting you
Don't question what she's doing with your brother or why he says that "Rokkas gonna save you!"
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PAREO/Reona/Chifuyu
She's a lot more calm and dosent really care about Chu2 as much
She's more concerned about Rei
She still puts you over Rei but that's because you're her s/o
Shell buy you little trinkets sometimes
She knows everything about you stuff you never told her like your blood type, how you like your drinks, your type kinda women...some freaky shit
She carried you bride style once when you joked about her having lean muscle and she was like ".....bet"
"You got some lean muscle u ant no way you beat people up on the daily" "come here" "what are you gonna-" she lifts you a little too easily
Rei thinks highly of you and tells you to take care of PAREO.
She likes painting your nails as she goes over her day
"Yeah so we had an exam today...I beat the brakes off of a mf" "what" "I mean I beat someone in a race don't think about it too much y/n"
She would pinch your checks sometimes when sneaking up on you
Small kisses here and there whenever there's a fight it tends to be a little longer
She tries to cook with you sometimes
Not that she's bad it's just that they always come out looking cute....how tf did she make curry into stars it's a liquid-
She likes sleeping on top of you while listening to a playlist she totally didn't make up of your most listened to songs
She def taught you a bit about medical stuff and told you that whenever she was unconscious and Rei was injured or also unconscious you should take care of her first she cares about you and rei more than her own life
You responded by telling her you would save both of them.
She was astonished
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Chu2/Chiyu/Mikey
I send you prayer
"Y/n~" "Chu2.." "Lets go outside! I wanna buy some Dorayaki" "it's 3 am...."
Chu2 is gonna be the worst one she wines like a lot
Even if you ignore her (bad idea) shell get up in your ear from behind and beg for you to do what she wants
What's worse is that she might try to climb you
She might bite your ear if ur unlucky
Shell tell you she loves you more often like 4 times per day
"Y/n" "I love you too Chu2" "hehe~"
She's so mischievous she would prank you sometimes like scaring you in front of the door
If you went to a fast food place she would be able to sniff you out
"Heard you got food without me" "I didn't even tell you I was here" "u got any games on yo phone?"
She wouldn't be secretive when it came to you knowing about the gang but would still try to keep you away from violence
She's also crazy strong now- and can ride motorcycles-
She would tell you about how she kicked people's asses and how she would do it like they insulted you!
"And I just pretend they said something bad about you then I punch em!" "That's nice chu chu-"
You and Masuki are the only two that call her chu chu
The whole band gets to tease her tho
She retreats behind you and if you join the teasing? She's still gonna hide behind you
She would bring flags around for food
"Chu chu why tf did you put a flag in fucking soup" "that shit ant gon taste good if I don't" "seriously-" "yes"
Shell be a little more intimate at night
Like shell tackle you to sleep with her
She likes watching you go to sleep and then waking up in your arms. she thinks it's gonna giver her super strength one day. one punch Chu Chu
She would ask you to tie her hair for her. Not because she can't do it herself but she likes your fingers in her hair.
If you give her trinkets she's gonna keep them forever even when Rokka time travels to see her shell have them all on even if she outgrew them
"Chu2...." "LOCK...you we're my only friend in this world..." "What about y/n-" "they didn't buy my merch i divorced them"
She didn't divorce you.you just went grocery shopping
Moral of the story....i smell gum u got gum
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Might write one where the Tokyo Revengers cast acts like RAS-. Send requests I beg I need something to do 👩‍🦲
Parting words
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sparxwrites · 1 year
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Hello, I'm Nyde from Kofi :D my fic prompt/ request is for RenDoc & "trust". Thank you!!
want a lil fic like this one? you can get one here!
“Easy now,” says Doc. The casual tone of his voice is given lie by how tense his flesh-and-blood shoulder is, by the creases at the corner of his eyes. To anyone else, he might look relaxed, but Ren knows him better. “That is delicate, in that bit. If you make those wires touch, we will be in an even worse situation than we are now.”
Given Doc currently has a fully non-functional arm that’s sending feedback loops of pain up into his neck and down his spine every several hundred ticks or so, that’s a pretty big claim. Hard to see how the situation could get any worse than that, in Ren’s opinion.
Nevertheless he looks up, briefly, from his task. “Don’t worry, dude,” he says, and grins until he sees Doc’s shoulder drop, a little. “I’m being careful. These big ol’ paws of mine can do that, sometimes, you know.”
He says it as though he is not currently shitting a brick. Or several bricks, as the case may be. This is Doc’s arm, under his fingers. Doc’s arm. His arm, that he hardly lets anyone touch even with the casing on. And Ren’s here with exposed wires and circuitry and motors at his fingertips, like it’s nothing.
It’s a gratifying display of trust, but, also– aforementioned shitting of bricks. Just a little.
“What happens if the wires touch?” he asks, to try and distract himself. He’s fine. He’s got this! Doc’s given him clear instructions, he knows exactly what he’s doing. All he has to do is do as he’s told, and not fuck it up. Easy. Easy.
“Oh, well, you know,” says Doc, with a grim sort of lopsided smile. He’s holding his mechanical arm very, very still, Ren suddenly notices. “The whole thing short-circuits, and it electrocutes me, and then–” He makes a noise like an explosion, gestures like an explosion, next to the metal plate side of his head. “Very messy, I would imagine.”
My head explodes, Ren’s brain translates, helpfully, and provides him a mental image of exactly what that might look like. Of exactly what he might accidentally do, if he’s not very, very careful.
For all his many virtues, Ren is not, per se, known for his carefulness or hand-eye coordination.
He recoils, with a yelp, his hands leaving Doc’s arm entirely on reflex. “Dude!” he cries, horrified. “What the hell! Why would you– what do you– I– you– what? Why would you let me do, you know, fancy redstone stuff on something that might kill you! I’m– I’m not even a redstoner, dude, I– why– …why me?”
The stress at the corners of Doc’s eyes softens, all at once. Which is ironic, because Ren’s own stress has just skyrocketed. He thinks his heart might be about to beat its way free of his chest out of sheer, abject terror.
“I trust you,” Doc  says, simply. Like it’s the easiest, most obvious thing in the world. “You’re my best friend, man. If I’m not gonna let you do this, then– who?”
“Tango?” suggests Ren, a little helplessly. “Mumbo? Hell– Xisuma? Cub? Literally anyone on this server that’s better at machines and redstone and stuff than– than me.”
“Well, none of those people are my best friend, now, are they?” Doc shrugs his flesh shoulder, keeps the other one very carefully still. “So why would I choose them, over you? Hmm?”
Ren feels his cheeks heat up, flushed pink against his will.
“Love you too, dude,” he mumbles, and then realises that’s not what Doc said at all, and then decides. Fuck it. It can stand. If you can’t tell a homie you love him whilst elbow – slight exaggeration – deep in his forearm, then when can you? Never, that’s when.
When he looks up, Doc’s grinning at him, something exasperated and fond and– something else Ren isn’t going to put a name to, not right now, in his eyes.
“Right,” he says, to stop himself thinking too hard about that. If he’s not careful, he’ll blush all the way down to his chest, and if that happens then Doc will never let him forget. “Okay, dude. Well. If you’re sure…” He swallows, hard, and sets his hands back on Doc’s arm. “Right. Remind me what I’m supposed to be doing?”“With pleasure,” says Doc, easily, and – unbelievably – sounds like he truly means it.
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Interview with 5tr8tch, Neurotek 7/21/23
“You have to be adaptable. There are no excuses in this shit.”
There are a lot of DJs in LA; there is no point in denying that. However, for most, it does take them a while to master their craft, let alone anyone mention their name. During a six month period, Kian Stretch took a liking to vinyl and started spinning techno and other tunes and hasn’t stopped since. 5tr8tch is not someone that you should take your smoke break during. 
I had the luxury of seeing his first gig sometime in Febuary at a small store-turned-soundspace in Santa Ana. At the time of this performance, I had no clue that it was his first time ever spinning for a crowd. He has worked alongside some of LA’s current golden child DJ’s, giving much credit to Amir Karneh or 1Morning.
Originally from Seattle, Stretch moved to LA for a change of scenery. At 13, he was already scratching over hip-hop records, all the while expanding his musical talents. At home, he was a producer for the underground rap scene as well as a talented jazz drummer. Playing in jazz clubs and salsa/Latin groups, he applied the technical skill and trained ear into techno. 
“Drumming helped me with everything most, [...] playing the drums and understanding the timing helps me with everything. You have to be able to keep timing and um, beat matching. I see some people like, learn it on vinyl and its a lot going on. I already had my ear trained to play along.” 
Stretch is completely self-taught in every aspect of his music. Although drumming is no longer a passion he pursues, he commends it deeply. 
Before techno, he credits artists like Burial and LTJ Bukem for introducing him to the world of electronic music. What truly changed for him was watching Karneh spin for the first time. He had already loved the music and seen some DJs, but it wasn’t until his friend of seven years performing that flipped the switch. 
Their friendship had started long before his move dating to when he worked on SoundCloud rap. At the time, Stretch wasn’t taking music seriously and more so just enjoyed being involved in musical projects and the chaos of couch surfing. 
Stretch isn’t stuck to any specific styles yet. I had asked him if this was because he was still relatively new, but he wasn’t sure. For the most part, he does whatever sounds good, his style is fluid more than anything else. 
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if anything, his sound is technical chaos. Although I will put my fascination with vinyl DJs and their ability to flip through their records at lightning speed aside, I was curious about his setup and knowing which vinyl he was about to play, to which he replied, “I just winged it.”
“Maybe some people plan it out, I don’t know. The way me and my homies do it, we have a general idea but we don’t like–, fucking memorize the BPM and do it this to this to this. Nah, there's no fun in that.”
I wanted to know if he had noticed any significant mistakes in his set that night. For the audience, if you can play off anything good enough, your worst nightmare could be your best transition.
“I don't think I did. [...] It’s vinyl, it’s never going to be perfect. That’s what it’s about. I don’t want it to be perfect, there’s fun in fixing your shit.”
He compared techno and its similarity to jazz music, my friend adding that techno became the evolution of jazz. Stretch has learned how to play the audience and never show sweat, something which can be attributed to his time in jazz bands. 
While he doesn’t have a signature yet, he doesn’t believe he can place that label upon him. He wants the audience to decide, with the only end goal being a good set that others can enjoy. 
“Every time you do that shit and the homies have you hyped, it’s not like you can remember what you did.”
Stretch also vends at the Silverlake Flea market and eventually is planning to open up a record store.
TOP INFLUENCES:
Jeff Mills 
Claude Young
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savior-of-humanity · 1 year
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I’ve been playing God of War: Ragnarok lately and Man. Oh Man. Oh my god. (spoilers and rambling below the cut)
Okay so first and foremost, I should clarify that I have not beaten the game yet. I’m currently only up to Vanaheim at the moment. That being said, there are spoilers for the game up to this point, so reader beware.
Anyways.
I really, really love how this game makes references to stuff you’ve done in 2018 (to clarify, I platinum’d that game, but I never beat it on Give Me God of War difficulty), though I’ve only really seen references to gear you’ve gotten from stuff like, say, the special armor you can get from completing Niflheim (FUCK NIFLHEIM ALL MY HOMIES FUCKING HATE NIFLHEIM), and freeing the Valkyries/beating Sigrun. So far the most prominent examples I can think of are;
- Thor mentioning Sigrun in the first time you fight him
- Brok (and Sindri?) asking about the Niflheim armor (or at least I’m assuming that’s what they were referring to when the dialogue came up)
- Atreus mentioning the Valkyries when Freya shows up to Beat Your Ass
Speaking of Thor.
That moment??? When he fucking kills you and brings you back to life with his hammer??? Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. OUGHHHH MY GOD. IT THREW ME FOR SUCH A FUCKING LOOP WHEN IT HAPPENED.
I also fucking POGGED SO HARD when the game switches to playing as Atreus when he’s sneaking out to go see Freya. Like, oh my god? Honestly I think I enjoy playing as him a little more than I do Kratos but that might just be my bias talking tbh.
I also REALLY like how the game handles the temporary companions you get when Kratos/Atreus aren’t around, and how they’re unique in their own ways. Sindri staying on the sides but throwing debuffing attacks at enemies, Brok stunning enemies so that you can execute them, Angrbroda using her Paint Magic(?) and summoning a bird, and Freya with her hexing magic. (I’m thinking Atreus might be able to get access to similar abilities since her abilities are needed to break certain obstacles, i.e the fungus vines)
Also. I was kind of expecting Atreus to have a sort of “mini-Spartan Rage” ability since we briefly saw him Rage back in 2018 before he became very ill, but him BEING ABLE TO TURN INTO A FUCKING WOLF IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER. I’m hoping that maybe we can choose different animal forms for him to shift into since so far he also has a Bear Form but I’m not counting on it personally.
Just. Man. I have so much fucking love for this game.
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