#i love him shut up

[vrisrezis]

General waluigi relationship hcs because nobody will write for my man’s . Don’t judge me for this one

Also I haven’t done this formate for writing in so longggg

MY MANNNSSS waluigi !!

• He may seem like a jerk to others but to you he’s the absolute sweetest dork of all time☹️☹️☹️☹️❤️❤️ like I swear whenever your around he’s got nothing up his sleeve he is on his best behavior and wario is just like 😐 bro u are down so bad .

• also he’s a blushy dork whenever you’re around especially if he does a nice gesture and your like “omg ur so sweet! ^_^” he dies inside he just gives you a stupid toothy smile he cannot handle that shit his face is pure red

• SMOOCHIES!!! Listen he’s too shy to initiate believe it or not… so whenever you do.. OMGGGG he dies and he loves smooches on the cheek so much

• when it comes to sports he goes easy on you and wario wants him dead for being the reason they lost a tennis match

• silly goof of course he gives you flowers … ROSES . OF COURSE

• but if you give him roses he would die on the inside he’s just like “… nobody’s given me flowers b4 wtf” his heart explodes!!!

• don’t get that I can fix him mentality tho . He is who he is even if he tries to hide it from you, you’ll know eventually.

• he’s not that bad tho let’s be honest 🤷‍♀️

• he is a bit shy in your relationship but at the same time a big flirt, he’s all talk but no action, pretty much.

• he worries abt u a lot he’s such a dad ok . Don’t let him catch you without a scarf when it’s snowing outside

• fashion icon ok if you two are dating you guys are wearing matching outfits when it comes to tennis and any other sport you guys play with everyone else

• I hc that he’s Puerto Rican so he probably says romantic shit in Spanish to you LMFAO

• you may think he’s the one carrying you bridal style but really it’s the other way around and he may act like he hates it but he loves it so :)

• also might I add that he loves sleeping on your lap, anyway possible

• likes shorter s/o’s but wouldn’t mind it if you were taller

• not the hero type but lets just say if bowser were to ever mess with you… oh boy not good he’ll fuck up bowser so badly

• likes to share hoodies with you because he thinks you look cute in his and he looks adorable in hoodies so it’s a win win

• loves them innocent neck kisses :))

• one smooch will make him feel better when he’s angry or upset

• also a sap he’s the type to stare at you with love in his eyes with a stupid warm smile on his face and the type to just be in awe when the wind is blowing your hair just right and time slows down for him when you kiss and blah blah blah he’s a dork

• although he comes across as confident I see waluigi being insecure in a relationship as it’s not something he’s used to at all.

• he gets jealous of Luigi a lot I’m just gonna say it lmao

• but honestly just kiss him and make it better , maybe have a talk about it

• likes to slow dance with you AGRUSBXKNS he’s so cute

• also he’s on the trans hc list for me so he helps you out if youre trans lol

• body positivity for you both ayyy totally not because I get literally nightmares about my body no not at all no this is not me projecting cuz I love waluigi

• cosplaying eachothers outfits

• he hates playing Mario party now because you kick his ass LMFAO

• likes to spin you around, also likes to be spun around. Idk cute romantic shit what can I say

• big on stupid one liners he can use on you, he is such a loser

• loves to tease you but it’s all in good fun and jokes lol

• overall waluigi is a dorkkkk imo <3 love him

#waluigi #waluigi x reader #Mario x reader #uhmm #i love him shut up #don’t even judge me for this one

[itsatorchwoodthing]

i LOVE stories where jack fails, where he has to be the boss he is, where he has to make the hard decisions, where he has to sacrifice, where he cant save everyone, when he cant make everyone happy, where he’s not the hero. he’s so human, he’s flawed, he’s not the doctor coming to save the world in his shiny box, he’s there and he has to make the hard calls, he doesnt always have a plan. he lived so many lives and he’s so, so human

#I LOVE HIM SHUT UP #THIS IS EVERY TORCHWOOD EPISODE I KNOW #torchwood #doctor who #captain jack harkness #jack harkness #ianto jones

[anonymouscheeses]

Tony the Tigger!!

Day 09: Bounce

#art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #winnie the pooh #disney #old movies #original art #i love him shut up #tigger #tiger #tiger art #walt disney #disney art #he will always be my comfort character and i love that :> #inktober #inktober 2023 #day 9 #animals #stylized art

[aphr0d1teh]

in love with this man

#stranger things #stranger things 4 #duffer brothers #eddie munson #loml fr #actual loml #joseph quinn #joe quinn #on my knees for this man #i am in love with him #i love him shut up

[queeniegalore]

Seward Defence Squad

#he’s perfect this was perfect #I love him shut up #his love for Lucy is SO PURE 😭 #dracula daily #dr seward

[heretherebedork]

Sher being very open about drinking when he's happy and when he's sad, regularly getting drunk, pulling away from Prince when he points out the hickeys, only smiling when he's sure Fah isn't looking, constantly pushing him away at every risk of intimacy but also seeking him out, dancing with him as a distraction when he's sad and pulling him up... Sher is just such a good character, made of all the ways he's been hurt and all the defense mechanisms he has and all the desperate urge to be held and to be important that he resists and I love him.

#fahlanruk the series #fahlanruk #fahlanruk meta #bl drama #bl series #thai drama #thaibl #thai series #thai bl #gagaoolala #i love him shut up #this show is unironically one i enjoy okay? #like i really like this show #shut up i have no taste

[elline]

have a voix yaoi christmas everyone

#ocs #cainabelle-s art #i love him SHUT UP

[spookyscientistskeleton-moved]

Grillbz is the kind of person who gets a fortune cookie and the fortune feels prescient to his life and he thinks about it all day.

Grillbz is the kind of person who claims he doesn’t believe in horoscopes but checks his every morning.

Grillbz is the kind of person who sticks aggressively to his grocery list but still buys himself a nice smelling candle to “treat himself” after warring with himself over the expense for 15 minutes.

#I love him shut up

[ectogeranium]

uhhh…. I think I accidentally yassified him—

oops

#I mean he still looks cute af tho #eddie munson #I love him shut up #ace's art

[lungthief]

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

#like you get why all the fics about those two are insane right. the narrative is just so goddamn compelling #and thats not even getting into the whole thing abt the serum curing steve of every ailment except his love for bucky #which makes him realize it was never an ailment to begin with (despite the commonly held beliefs about homosexuality in the 1940s) #and bucky being *electroshocked* again and again into forgetting steve #like howd you make your gay ass movie that gay and not realize it. its kinda impressive #sorry for the ridiculous stucky retrospective its 4am and i rewatched the winter soldier recently #its not that deep. its not its not its not . but if it was anything other than what it is it could have been. and thats the worst part #shut up riley #marvel #stucky

[arguablysomaya]

CLARK 😭😭😭

#HES SUCH A SWEETHEART I LOVE HIM #from the new superman series!! i’m so psyched for it!! #shut up somaya #dcu #dc universe #superman #clark kent #lois lane #clois #my adventures with superman #5k #10k

[darlinruu]

My smart girl. He hums, palms sliding down from your waist to your rear. He pulls you in closer into his lap, thumbs rubbing into your hips. That sounds wonderful baby, real proud of you for finishing up the classes. I’ve been alright. Shops been real busy since summers started. He starts to leave kisses along your cheeks. But I gotta start making more time for my girl.

-shin

warmth spreads across my skin underneath your touch as i smile back at you, and i giggle from your kisses, scrunching my face and leaning into them you’re busy baby, big mr businessman i hold your face and press my lips to yours gently but spending more time with you always sounds great

#mailbox.♥ #shinichiro.♥ #he’s so cute #and for what #i love him shut up

[aphr0d1teh]

FULL CREDIT TO THE CREATOR ON TIKTOK but this edit is literally my favorite one, i have no clue why

#stranger things #stranger things 4 #duffer brothers #eddie munson #suffer brothers #eddie stranger things #justice for eddie #loml fr #actual loml #dnd #hawkins #i love him shut up #obsessed #coping

[anthyies]

the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.

#Directive: THINK ABOUT RUBY THE INSTIGATOR!!!!!! #What was it rave said. This basic concern dooms her!!!!! She’s so good. She’s SO good #Rubyklaasje is literally crucial to the plot happenings and yet there are only like two dozen people who talk about them. Sad. Shut up about #that other guy please stop putting him in bunny suits. #Also thinking about cunoesse. My god cunoesse. #Cindy the skull. Liz!!! Who only shows up for a little but she is so cool. Lilienne i need to replay to go on the date to learn more about #her. Soona she’s so real… Joyce is so much so so so much. And dora and dolores of course. #esha.txt #disco elysium #Seriously. #Klaasje i literally forgot to talk about klaasje I love you problem girl

[gift-of-prophecy]

people who complain about gale yapping too much don’t understand the sixth secret love language: infodumping

#like if i’m not telling you everything about smth i love… we are not tight #i fell for him immediately bc i was like OH!!! HES DOING WHAT I DO TO EVERYONE I LOVE!!! SHUT UP!!’ #also character who is so ready to fall first and harder… how could i resist #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate 3 #bg3

[tiafrye]

🔮 Lavender Haze 💜

#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #also #kinda bloodweave #if you know where to look #wink-wink #sometimes i draw stuff #i love him badly #and i wanna smooch da face #closest to perfection i was ever able to draw #okay i'm shutting up now