#i like to think im a of a comedian

[g3othermal3scapism]

theyre all so canon (im delusional)

#might finish coloring this later #guys do u like my funny pun #i like to think im a of a comedian #brittas pin says she/they btw #community fanart #lesbian annie edison #bi4bi redstreet #redstreet #jeffbritta #trobed #this is their best friend shirley shes an ally! talk shirley! #ally!! #britta and annie made jeff wear the pin #theyre so real

[spacerockband]

Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.

#also toyed with calling this comic riddle of the sphinx #but that had a little too much reference already associated with it #comic #comics #sphinx #dragon #ive been thinking so much about humor as related to the tortured artist and comedians and poets as sad artists etc etc #and how often that can be true but how this predominant cultural vision pigeonholes comedy as a low art or even just one you have to just #'be talented' at intrinsically. or even 'be sad enough' to be good at #instead of a craft you hone and an artform itself #this comic isnt exactly about that. #but it's related #it's more about... two very different kinds of people. but who are the same kind of artist #if that makes sense #and literally being scared of what you want #art tag #sequential art #personal comic #quite happy with how this one turned out. im excited to have made it i feel like its really different than my usual comics

[crunchycrystals]

shout out to vic michaelis for their presentation in the smartypants premiere that made me do so much research about vegetables and hawaiian colonization around 5 minutes after i watched a guy say spiderman should say every racial slur

#crunchyposts #both are equally valuable to me if im being serious that was very useful research and also demi's presentation made me cackle so hard #smartypants #i really like this show can you tell lol #anyways after this research i CAN confirm the dole company comes from hawaiian colonization #and botanists dont think vegetables are real but chefs do #i cant find anything on dole vegetable marketing yet all i get are fucking. dole website shit ab their vegetables #100 #150 #btw this is not me calling demi just some guy hes such a good comedian i just wrote this on impulse so my brain wasnt clear

[rigelnetical]

im so good at hallowwen costumes i mean what else would they wear. sheet ghost and minecraft steve, best relationship dynamic imo

#tdi #td #total drama #art #td cody #noah total drama #noco #td noco #td noah #cody total drama #rigelart #i think the halloween costumes are really funny im so funny i should be a comedian #minecragt steve... #i like my outfits for them i actually cannot stand their canon outfits anymore i need variety #but theyre similar enough super cute #i need to pick two brushes that i like seriously its getting ridiculous

[twildflower]

Red: Only kids make choices I’m taking both

#sorry i think my caption is funny so i added in the post #pokemon #pokemon special #pokespe #pokespe meme #trainer red #reguri #trainer blue #trainer green #namelessshipping #originalshipping #id say this is more game reguri dynamics but eh #rival green #rival blue #twflpokespe #i want mcdonalds too #i had this meme in my stash for like a week but didnt want to make it but i really wanted mcdonalds so i made it #mcdonalds 🤤🤤🤤 #red is so real for this tbh #twflpokemem #this is a really old post and i dont think anyone reads tags this low but the im taking both is inspired by a..singer? comedian? from where #i lived and its one of his catchphrases the other catchphrase of him is somthing along the lines of #anything dating related problems? just break up #its cooler in cantonese and its a funny phrase i dont know how to translate it to english #the phrase i used in this post sounds cooler in canto too. english sounds. kinda shit.

[strawberrybabydog]

Happy birthday slush!!

Littlefang says happy birthday too [friend heart cake]

stop omfg i never replied to this?? im literal evil they should banish me into orbit wtf ???

littlefang we love u so much we are the biggest littlefang stans in this house. slush's long distance bestie !!!! <3

slush sends digital hearts and digital hugs 🫂🥰 and also 1 medium ice cream cone 🤨🍦(i guess the ice cream machine works)

#for new viewers: our companion's innerworld has slush working at a mcdonalds. mcdonalds ice cream machine broken joke #god why am i not on stage im literally a comedian ........... #also incase anyone is wondering how slush is handling us not getting mcd's anymore he's mostly fine <3 #he thinks about it Sometimes but then i say uuummm chuck e cheese pizza is the pizza for u and me 🙄 and he says OHH RIGHT I FORGOT... smh🙄 #not dog #asks #personal #slushpuppy #delusional companion syndrome #delusional companion syndrome delusion details #if littlefang doesnt like ice cream slush is willing to offer in-store credit ♡ LOL !! ^_^

[liquidstar]

new oc batch ready! 8 more of these guys lol. the whole deal with this set is they’re from the artisan guild- lunar flair! intentionally spelled like “flair” as in “style” or “a flare for ____” rather than “flare”

basically all the members of the guild are different kinds of artists with different niches (and varying degrees of diva-ness). it’s pretty easy to tell who does what based on the everything about them, but if you want more info their bios are still under the cut!

Name: Jupiter

Name Origin: The planet of course

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 52

Guild rank: Guildmaster

Weapon: Lightning rods

Ethos (Power): Gigantomachy. He can make himself (even more) giant

Flaw power is based on: His overly protective nature, especially where the guild is concerned.

Notes: Literally the nicest guy ever until you provoke him though

Name: Erinome (Erin)

Name Origin: A moon of jupiter, the exact meaning of it’s name is murky but it can refer to grace or purity

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 13

Guild rank: 2 star

Weapon: A Book.

Ethos (Power): Poetic Imagery. Illusions cast forth by his her poems that change the appearance of the physical environment

Flaw power is based on: Her escapist indulgence in fantasy

Notes: You know, like, the pen is mightier than the sword and all that.

Name: Pictor

Name Origin: The constellation meaning “painter”

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 23

Guild rank: 3 star

Weapon: Giant paintbrush

Ethos (Power): Ardor. He can create three-dimensional things with his paintbrush. However they are not animate or alive.

Flaw power is based on: His conceited nature in regards to his own work.

Notes: Goes to museums to talk about how he could probably do it better anyway

Name: Oberon

Name Origin: A moon of the planet Uranus, it gets it’s name from the king of the fairies in Renaissance literature. Notably in Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night's Dream

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 29

Guild rank: 5 star

Weapon: Rapier

Ethos (Power): Fantasia. An illusion of changing his own appearance.

Flaw power is based on: His theatrical nature, of course

Notes: Why is he ourple?

Name: Syrma

Name Origin: A star in virgo, it’s name refers to the train of a garment (Typically worn by actors in tragedies)

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 25

Guild rank: 4 star

Weapon: Giant needle

Ethos (Power): Binding threads. She can create stitches on any solid objects and bind them to each other. Including people- The stitches are manifested energy and do not hurt.

Flaw power is based on: The dependency she often has on bonds- i.e. threads that bind people.

Notes: She makes and models all her own clothes.

Name: Parumleo 

Name Origin: A star in Pisces, it’s name means “small lion”

Pronouns: They/he

Age: 19

Guild rank: 3 star

Weapon: Microphone bardiche

Ethos (Power): Persuasion. If they can make you laugh you’ll temporarily have to follow his orders. Though it’s too weak to call full-blown mind control, and fairly easy to snap out of.

Flaw power is based on: His desire to be liked by others.

Notes: They’re like a lolcat. They can haz cheezburger.

Name: Leda

Name Origin:  A moon of jupiter, the name means swan.

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 28

Guild rank: 4 star

Weapon: Duel ribbons

Ethos (Power): Poise. Complete and utter weightlessness.

Flaw power is based on: Her carefree and utterly absent-minded nature.

Notes: You guys know swan lake right? Well, there ya go.

Name: Styx

Name Origin: A moon of pluto that gets it’s name from the river of the underworld. Yeah it’s also a rock band.

Pronouns: She/they

Age: 20

Guild rank: 3 star

Weapon: Axe-guitar.

Ethos (Power): Vibrato. Powerful soundwaves cast by her axe-guitar

Flaw power is based on: Her brash and blasé attitude

Notes: Calls everyone “baby” or “babe” because they’re a cool rockstar.

#finn's ocs #oc references #finn's art #YAY i finally get to post my funny little artist guys #i feel like its fairly obvious what each persons gimmick is but just for the sake of brevity (for anyone who doesnt wanna read the readmore) #in order #jupiter doesnt have a Specific art bc hes the guildmaster and you can think of him as more of a teacher of sorts #erin is a poet/writer. pictor is obvs a painter. oberon is a thespian. syrma is a seamstress #parumleo is a comedian. leda is a ballerina. and styx is a musician (or straight up rockstar) #since these characters are all like.. trinary characters they dont go all Too much deeper than their gimmicks #but thats why theyre fun to design bc its like. what if [thing] was a guy LOL #also i wanted to try some new stuff out w their designs (like syrmas dimples for example) so i hope they look okay? i hope so... #also leda and how shes literally the least clothed character ive ever made. shes going to catch a cold for sure yeah #parumleo i worry about bc i had a fairly similar color pallet for asterope (but no red) so i hope he still stands out. the lolcat.... #oh also if erin and oberon's powers sound similar that's on purpose too. shes like his protege #i feel like out of all of them though pictor is like the prime example of guy who should be in an artist guild LOL #like the most archetypal. most ppl think of painters when they think of artists #but i wanted different types in there too. #painters writers actors even funnymen and rockstars. they all belong. theyre all weird about creating #anyway im glad i can finally post them now ^_^

[origamiyoda]

Knowing/learning the actual HL(2) story/lore is making me simultaneously more excited for hl2vrai and also sooooo fucking. scared.

#I know it's gonna be really funny. BUT. 90/10 rule. the tone they've set with the trailer. have u SEEN the gnome finale. #gets scared gets scared gets scared gets scared gets scared gets sc #the thing is with rtvs stuff is I'm like. OuHH they're comedians but dear God they're fucking. Excellent storytellers as well #MY POINT AGAIN. YOUVE SEEN THE GNOME FINALE. YOUVE SEEN THE TRAILER. YOUVE SEEN HLVRAI FOR GODSSAKE. REMEMBER BREAKING BAD. GESTURES. #The thing that keeps plaguing me. did gordon get to go home. did he leave tge videogame. or did that guy get stuck in stasis. #did he get to go home. did he get to go home. #I think about hl2vrai too long I go insane and get really scared and excited #Rewatchinf the gnome saga recently has REALLY . Really got me thinking. Idk #Pacing my room like I'm trying to solve a cold case. #dude it's gonna fucking rule I'm so excited. IM SO EXCITED. starts howling #hl2vrai #Leo yells #ALSO . LEARNING ABOUT HALFLIFE IS JUST FUCKING ME UP IN GENERAL #GORDON. ALYX. BARNEY. ADRIAN?????????? #fucking dies. #also cos I've been watching backlogs of VODS I've seen some of th other. idk more theatrical? streams they've done and I'm like. Oughugjjj #the I.M. MEEN stream. the. the Simpsons stream. they're good at what they do and I'm like. Jumping around #there's also th thought of like. Well they didn't follow hl1 tbh but like. THE TRAILER MAN. THEYRE DOINF SOMETHING #tommy as gman....... goes fucking NUTS #the implications of every part of th trailer & like. everything else are making me feel like the Charlie Day meme

[buckys-metal-arm]

Look. Look. Bucky Barnes is not and never will be the Winter Soldier and he is not his past. I stand by this and will die on that hill. But in the Thunderbolts movie I would like one (1) joke about the fact the Winter Soldier shot JFK. Just one. For no reason other than I just think it's fun when Superhero universes have their "guy who was the Man on the Grassy Knoll" character

#bucky barnes #like we know its canon in the comics and im like. 98% sure it was canonized in the mcu somewhere too? #like in a book or something? #anyways i just think its fun when different properties have their own “yeah this character killed jfk its just a thing” character #the Comedian in Watchmen is the one that i remember the best but i know there are more #but yeah i need it #mcu thunderbolts #thunderbolts marvel

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

aceflux person who only wears their ace ring when they feel it's appropriate

#the cryptid speaks #asexual #im about to think im a comedian y'all #which yknow like. standard disclaimer i Know that ace rings arent worn as like. an indication of one's level of attraction or anythin #they're jus rings worn by asexuals to signify they're aspec #but for a moment we're jus going t' enjoy The Bit here u see

[pankomako]

in gang's bay shipwreck is definitely more of the like. punching bag comic relief of the cast. he's very endearingly stupid. he's kinda pathetic and wimpy despite his large build. he's always struggling or being made fun of. things are always happening to him and half the time it's his fault.

almost as an extension of this im tempted to make it so that in canon he had like a very comically bad upbringing, which would be kinda funny juxtaposed with the other characters having varyingly seriously rough childhoods/relationships with their parents that they're still negatively affected by. i dunno

#gangs bay #at this point im not even sure how much im exaggerating these traits of his #like he is JUST that dumb objectively i dont think it's even a bit #sure it could be taken as an offensive depiction of autism/adhd but no he's just like that and im making his character worse #trust me i exaggerate my own personality traits when i imagine scenarios. sharky is awful lmao #it's called a CARICATURE #you think other comedians who play themselves in sitcoms don't exaggerate their own traits?

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

The summary of my Peacemaker and Comedian thoughts are I believe paul kupperberg when he said the comedian had no influence on his reboot of Peacemaker because turning charlton Peacemaker into a piece of shit who committed war crimes in Veitnam is a very obvious route that makes sense.

Also you can tell Kupperberg was a liberal and Moore was a anarchist because Peacemakers actions are explained like 50% by his personal trauma and mental state and THEN 50% by like Being A US Soldier while the Comedian does not have the "literally mentally ill" explanation and is like that almost entirely because he's a US soldier. Like Comedian is having a evil but "reasonable" (as in: acting like this for his own personal gain, not because he experiences delusions) reaction to his circumstances while Peacemaker is portrayed as like "he's a bad guy but alot of his actions are because he's 'insane'".

Like I know the intent is to make him more tragic but it is that very liberal like "well its not the systems fault ENTIRELY its also because of Peacemakers intrisnically broken brain !!!" and I think that difference between them is really interesting honestly

#I love melodrama so I love Peacemaker but you know. Im always talking about how his 80s backstory was rough. #Like I will always say it IS a thing that hes like that as a condemnation of us nationalism too theres a really clear comparison being made #to like the nazis and the US Peacemakers actions in vietnam are constantly referred to as him basically becoming his father #But yeah the fucking 'his nazi dad hallucination made him do it!' thing hangs over him. #Anyway. I think the comedians a good character but obviously i hate him and #cant stand him. Peacemaker is a different kind of character because #The Comedian exists to be a monster and to be dead and #Peacemaker had to be able to like exist in comics. #ALSO Peacemaker is like the polar opposite of the Comedian because his thing is he genuinely #believes hes doing the right thing or at least he WANTS to believe he is and the Comedians whole thing is #he knows hes evil and in the wrong but he benefits from it so he does it all anyway #Peacemaker is taking this dead seriously the comedian is the comedian but in the end theyre both tools that kill people for the government

[cleaningbones]

jerry seinfeld would've done numbers if tiktok existed in the late 80s and early 90s

#and by that I mean he'd be funnier #he wouldn't be like those annoying sketch comedians on tiktok he'd be like #a storytime tiktoker crossed with one of those tiktokers who always gets ridiculously down bad comments that they react to #and also every now and then there's a video of kramer #i think it'd be funnier than his actual standup im not kidding #Seinfeld

[galactikburzt]

Truth be told i would really love to be a standup comedian

I think we actually do need more comedians in the world

#finley's evil monologues #i actually do feel comfortable at talking in public in a crowd or being in a scenario in front of a public in general #and i guess humor also has been a big part of my life as well 👍 it's a very great coping mechanism #and a good way to make others happy #so yeah its a win win #“but magpie being a stundup comedian is actually a very hard and exhaust-”SHHHHHHHHHHH SHH- SHH- SHH- SHH- #It's LITERALLY just autistic masking but you get paid for it #taking in a crowd #analize the crowd to figure out how to make the people like you #make a conscious decision about *everything* you do to make people laugh from the way you talk to the way you move #figure out what works best to get people's validation #that's literally the story of my entire life #and you're fucking telling me i could actually get paid for all of that??? sign me the FUCK into that shit because hell yeah #i cant believe i have been doing all of that for free through my entire life #where's my money smh /j #ehehe #ive actually been looking into hunting for advice from other standup comedians out there in the internet #and well #all jokes aside (no pun intended) i think im gonna actually consider it #because again #i think the world does need more comedians in it

[androcola]

i still remeber when someone vagued me on a monke.es confession account saying that i was romanticizing abuse(Several of my followers and moots then came out and were like That Simply Isnt True) and i think that really changed the way i talk about my headcanons

#anytime i wanna talk about somethinb im like ''oh god what if tjis gets me a call out post '' and i just dont post anything #they came to mw later on anon and apologized cuz thwy didnt mean it and that they were having a hard time. which was nice #but i guess im always afraid about delving into sorta ..deeper darker parts of my canon cuz i am afraid thag people will get mad #i try to do it very respectfully amd just talk about it as neutral as possible like anything else #theres a lot of stuff ive kept out of main tags because of that. and i try to tag accordingly #idk. i have a very carefully curated counsel of people on my blogue . but i still fear offending ppl #like on one hand i get on my thing and im like ''people these days just hate being challenged by media!'' #and then i realize i sound like a conservative stand up comedian. cuz the media i make it about is . literally so innocent #i really made it my own thing. i am deeply addicted to world building and making things deeper than they are #i think its a general consensus though in the fandom that mike had a shitty abusive dad. atleast amongst most ppl #all m onkee.verse .btw #sometimws i step back and realize just How Weird my canon is though. but then i remember the peter aids fic and then i feel better

[akkivee]

rio’s mic has the potential to be the only mic that works post rei takeover being a prototype mic, and harmonious cooperation showed us that anybody can share a mic, via shakku kicking kuukou’s ass with hitoya’s, so it’d be neat to see that be a thing again i think!!!!

#this is vee speaking #quick!!!!! chuuoku infiltration mission with mtc and maybe the rest of rio’s old team to save his commander!!!!! #and mtc passes the mic around lol!!!!!! #does rio’s squad all have prototypes??? 🤔🤔🤔 like could they potentially be given to 17 (16) other people lmao #i think it would be really cool if rei took root in chuuoku just to make the mics stay off #and to nurse his wife back to health lol #like i know that 0️⃣💉📿 event from arb had rei coming to kuukou for help but sensei has literally ALWAYS been in rei’s plans #*slaps rei’s comedian teacher doctor lawyer verse in ah osaka dreaming night* #rei just casually bargains for jakurai’s time lol MAN I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IM SO EXCITED #c: rio