#i laughed my ass off at that line

[james-p-sullivan]

#i laughed my ass off at that line #not a bad way to end the season #futurama #futurama spoilers #S08E10 #all the way down #hubert j farnsworth #professor farnsworth #amy Wong #hermes conrad #bender bending rodriguez #dr. zoidberg #screen caps #my screen caps #hulurama #john zoidberg

[strawglicks]

love when flint tries to be confident it is so awkward but it makes you wanna root for him . likes yessss go fireboy go

bonus quotes of them being condescending . being straight up mean in an attempt to have some kind of confidence . mean flint yay

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #flint bonpyre #firestarter #fun fact. while i was making this post the fire alarm in my apartment went off and we had to all evacuate . #idk what happened but everyone is safe #thanks flint #“oh look a crispy critter” is crazy they are actually just pointing and laughing at you like a mean school girl #also their stupid awkward laugh . there is smth so special abt that #“i just sparkle dont i” is one of my fav lines of his #who does he think he is sayin that loser ass shit . #he is such a loser who is trying his best....

[thecryptidart1st]

Have you seen "Dream Scenario"?

Lmao

Realistically though, I didn't have the primal urge to go see it when it was released and at this point there's only one location in the LA county area playing it once a night so I'll wait for it to get to streaming

#self doodle #answering asks #nic cage #nicolas cage #no but the man has become my ironic favorite actor due to his prominence in my childhood and memes #he's never the same character #on a side note i finally saw renfield #and laughed my ass off #also cannot believe that tumblr has canonically saved the heroes of a film #where's my animated sonic with ben schwartz' lines in the movie #i need sonic saying fuck #willy's wonderland #renfield #con air #spiderman into the spiderverse #face/off #national treasure #ghost rider

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

“ Zava dabba doo! ” | Ted Lasso 3x02

#ted lasso #rebecca welton #tedlassogif #tedlassoedit #ted lasso s3 #tedbecca #trueloveistreacherous #manigif #first cacio later pepe and now zava dabba doo #these two are gonna kill me #i laughed my ass off when she said that line my god #ted lasso spoilers

[pookachuka]

oh wow what a shock the married couple fights like a married couple and makes out afterwards

#doctor who #jenny flint #madame vastra #the paternoster gang #jenny x vastra #vastrajenny #madame vastra and jenny #vastra x jenny #doctor who fanart #the bickering was actually so funny though #i was laughing my damn ass off #THE WEDDING THE WEDDING THE WEDDING #GOD THE DELIVERY OF THAT LINE IS FUCKING GOLDEN #I WAS IN TEARS

[il-predestinato]

Happy "Santander for me terrible bank" Day!

#couldn't resist #everything is on fire and i'm laughing my ass off #not to worry #il-predestinato will be back tomorrow 😅 #elle.txt #cuntos cuntz #but fr santander doesn't even operate in my country #for all i know maybe they're really generous with med school loans and lines of credit or something 😭 #sorry to the hardworking teller behind the desk at your local santander branch - this slander ain't directed at you 😬 dskjdfksfjd

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[spaciebabie]

something I love Abt Lucifer (the show) is that it will do these dramatic cuts away from where Lucifer is in perilous situations with the intention of it being, "IS HE LIVE OR DIE?? TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE 2 FIND OUT THE TRUTH 💯‼️" and then there's 4 seasons afterwards lol

#this show is so unknowingly funny 2 me #flashback TA when I was watching it with June and started #laughing my ass off when it was a ''sexy'' scene #I can't take sexy scenes seriously it looks so funny 2 me #oh and also the cheeseburger. line. #''what do you desire?'' ''cheese burger....'' #LMAOOOOOOOOO #NOT FUNNY IN THE WAY THEY MEANT IT TA BE ZODNDNDJDJDJDJNFJD #spacie spoinks #I was not expecting ta enjoy this show thank you June for sitting me down 2 watch it #I am a Lucifer fan fr fr #zomg i just realized I must be the most annoying person ta watch #things with b/c I'm such a giggly bitch #and I always gotta make jokes..... #aww man #I'm like a live YouTube commentator w/shows and stuff gawddamn 😭😭

[plainlyraine]

Puck: hey Rita, you get lost in there or something?

Rita: yes--

#juno steel #the penumbra podcast #tpp #rita redacted #puck falco #who the hell wrote this line I want to give you a kiss on the mouth #I'm laughing my ass off in my zoology lab

[fishareglorious]

tired. went on a trip to batangas yesterday and im still sapped of my energy till now

#random #me #i bought some buko pie and and espasol as pasalubong to my mother. buko pie tasted nice while hot #didn't quite enjoy the trip there but... found out my coworker has an absolutely angelic voice like god #nodded off to sleep while their lot was singing karaoke in the bus lmao. his voice is so????? #and i woke up to the most passionate yet off-tune cover of my way. man. and laughed my ass off at the next guy who sang #i have no idea what's the song they were singing but im pretty sure it does not go like that. #was awake the time they started singing pare ko and since its one of the songs i actually knew i did sing along to it. everyone in the bus #did too though. the line 'DIBA TANGINA' is just something enjoyable to sing out aloud

[forerussake]

guo changcheng trying to climb shen wei like a tree out of sheer fear and then this happens:

what a delightful mental image xD

#i may have to draw this at some point #only this book can make me laugh my ass off in the middle of a scene where the lives of like 80% of its cast are on the line #guardian #shen wei #guo changcheng

[petrichoravellichor]

Me then, watching the show writers try SO HARD to write a single male character that Dean doesn’t have immediate chemistry with: "Hahaha sucks to be y'all!" *is Here For It™ in multishipper*

Me now, attempting to write Dean interacting with uuuh, characters he is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WITH (romantically) in this fic: "...Shit." *is Cursed™ in multishipper*

#dean winchester #bi dean #bisexual dean winchester #spn #bitchy writing tag #do you #do you have any idea how many times i have been in the MIDDLE of a scene #when i realize 'aw fuck he's done it again he's had unintended romantic chemistry with a another character' #*sighs and starts from scratch to try and somehow make it Less Gay™* #it legitimately does not help that i'm fairly certain dean doesn't know where the line is either ugh #well true to life i guess!!!! hahaha rip me #this fic will be finished sometime between a few months from now and never at this rate #hoisted by my own petard #show writers i am so sorry i laughed at you please call off karma she’s kicking my ass

[lunaetis]

the moment william moriarty said " catch me if you can, mr holmes. " i have died and ascended to heaven. pupper is now ghost pupper. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#.ooc #.mobile #.hina watches m.oriarty the patriot #[ i WENT ' FUCK ' AND SQUEAKED SO LOUD MY FRIEND WAS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF #BUT SRSLY WHEN A JAPANESE VA #SAID THAT LINE IN PERFECT ENGLISH #I AM FUCKING DEAD #MY FRIEND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD SHE ENJOYS ME SIMPING FOR MORIARTY & MORAN I S2G ]

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[sunshades]

on that matter the literary references in knucklebones are partially "cathy would have an opinion about this specifically" and partially "god this exam is making me read so much fucking stuff i might as well use it"

#bell.txt #off the top of my head: catullusenjoyer. makes her laugh her ass off. had to smuggle the full collection from somehwere #ovidHM. probably studied more intensively than me so vendetta against the metamorphoses. heroidestanning tho for sure. #isnt normal about the dido one clearly. quo fugis? obstat hiems. damn girl #then willy our boy. the line used to be a hill house ref but its more twelfth night now. enjoyer. i sprinkled a little gender so yk #that little leopardi mention. casual enjoyer. didnt have to read him extensively. but also doesnt have that italian love and care for him #so its more neutral to positive than my own metronome of emotions you know #ok anyway 3.30pm lets get back to work. page 220 here we goes......

[sacklerscumrag]

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#a random ramble ignore me pls #i went to hhn this weekend and honestly had a good time laughing my ass off at my best friends reactions #the bitch left claw marks all over me from practically making me drag her across the houses and scare zones #sometimes it pays off to be numb inside because i didnt get scared lmao #BUT #the ST house was awesome and i got to hear eddies voice #and the steve actor that came out shirtless in just the jean vest had me almost falling to my knees #it was 100% worth the long ass line we made