#i need sonic saying fuck

[thecryptidart1st]

Have you seen "Dream Scenario"?

Lmao

Realistically though, I didn't have the primal urge to go see it when it was released and at this point there's only one location in the LA county area playing it once a night so I'll wait for it to get to streaming

#self doodle #answering asks #nic cage #nicolas cage #no but the man has become my ironic favorite actor due to his prominence in my childhood and memes #he's never the same character #on a side note i finally saw renfield #and laughed my ass off #also cannot believe that tumblr has canonically saved the heroes of a film #where's my animated sonic with ben schwartz' lines in the movie #i need sonic saying fuck #willy's wonderland #renfield #con air #spiderman into the spiderverse #face/off #national treasure #ghost rider

[0vergrowngraveyard]

city boy cant understand a damn thing his pirate brother is saying

#i personally headcanon that sails came from a ship with a very ruthless captain before he joined the angel's voyage #and he witnessed some pretty fucked up shit #and sometimes he'll tell these insane stories with a straight face while everyone else is mortified #or they just dont know wtf hes saying #for those who need a translation: he basically hes saying that he warned a crew member not to rebel #but he rebelled away and was whipped and sent off the plank #while the rest of his cohorts got keelhauled (a brutal form of punishment/execution) #sails is perfectly fine mentally #meanwhile nine is going to kill his brother #prime bros #sails the fox #miles nine prower #sonic prime #art

[cosmoknightchaos]

Hang on wait. Probably been said already but I'm watching the stream so it's on my mind.

I think it's something to say how Gabriel's two phases work in both of his boss battle. Judge of Hell (3-2) starts out with his very uptight, arrogant monologue- he has a role and purpose to fulfill. He truly believes that he's going to win this fight. And then, when V1 proves it can put up a fight, he gets pissed. +Enraged, phase two, he's going to destroy this pile of scrap. And then he loses.

He loses everything. His divine light has been severed. All that remains is perfect hatred. Apostate of Hate (6-2) starts with one of the best pre-boss monologues I've ever heard and then it's right into Enraged. Because Gabriel is already fucking furious. This worthless machine has taking everything from him and he's going to make it pay. There is no reason to be calm and ordeal, this machine just needs to die.

Then the fight goes on, same as last time, and Gabriel starts to learn. This fight against the machine shakes his entire faith and he enjoys it. He loves the fight. He's laughing, he's enjoying it, he's having a grand old time because for the first time ever he's fighting for his own will. Not God's, not the Council's, but his own will. The anger gives way to glee and he returns to his normal form in Phase 2, no longer enraged, but enjoying it.

And then he's defeated for the second time and all he feels is relief. Everything he has ever known, his faith, his loyalty, has been shattered. His will is now, and will forever- or, at least, for the next few hours he has left to live- be his own. All he feels is relief.

#And then he becomes a VTuber #Arrogance to annoyance to rage to enjoyment....... literally the character arc of all times #I love you Infinite from the hit game Sonic Forces you are everything to me #This entire thing is incomprehensible and definitely has been said before. But I just needed to say it #“ENOUGH!” upon entering the second phase for 3-2 versus “IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT??” and laughter in 6-2............. #The fucking dialogue in the two fights too #If I wasn't so busy with three other things right now I would do a full analysis #Ultrakill #Gabriel Ultrakill #Amoeba's Ramblings

[oddogoblino]

I don't think I've said it before but despite my absolute adoration for s*n*d*w, I genuinely enjoy just any depictions of Sonic and Shadow that's not just "grrr I hate you an unreasonably high amount". I love when people depict them just getting along in general.

Them having cool down moments where they maybe make fun of each other and quietly bicker about who won their last battle, them just enjoying a carnival or festival and deciding to compete on who can win the most games there, or just smth simple as them just enjoying the same sky together.

And it can be platonic or romantic idrc. Ofc I love the romantic interpretation more noticeably but I just love their more friendly-ish dynamic in general. I'm losing words to describe what I mean but I hope I got my point across.

#oddito ramblinos #no one better say “thats just sonic and knuckles” no fuck you. Sonic clearly just draws in a specific set of people #if you seriously need to make Shadow genuinely hate Sonic just so you can feel theres a difference then no. #ofc theyre different but Shadow is the stars beside Knuckle's moon. Theyre similar beings of the night that bounce off of Sonic's Sun #They're different but theyre from the same side of the coin. They've both suffered great loneliness and have too much responsibility on them #They go about it differently but it doesnt mean im taking Knuckles's thing when i say Shadow enjoys sparring with Sonic too #They spar/play differently- they have fun differently- they express their care differently. At least i imagine it differently #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic #shadow the hedgehog

[my-name-is-jefferooni]

Have you ever even heard of…

BECAUSE OH MY GOD SEARCH FOR THE LOST IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED GEM OF A FAN-MADE SONIC SHOW

Okay, allow me to give you some additional context before just bombarding you with all the many reasons why you need to watch this show.

Search for the Lost is a fan-made production created by Creative Planet Entertainment on YouTube. This shit has been around for 6 whole years, and it is such a good show! Made entirely out of g-mod screenshots/screen recordings and Sonic gameplay, Search for the Lost is a show about Silver the Hedgehog and his friends figuring out what Melhiles of all people is doing back in action, and why the fuck he’s working with Eggman of all people. Also, why is Infinite back… AND WHAT’S ALL THIS TALK ABOUT A PROPHECY!?

OH AND BLAZE IS HERE TOO!?!?

AND THERE’S THIS NEW GUY CALLED FORGE WHO IS LITERALLY THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE SHOW HANDS DOWN 100000P0/10 BEST BOI BEST ROBO BUDDY EVER HE’S SUCH AN IDIOT AND SUCH A HILARIOUS GUY HE’S LIKE THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES GOOD JOKES HE IS LITERALLY THE BEST EVER I LOVE FORGE

Aight lemme just give a quick spoiler-free explanation about Forge because I know yall are looking at this like “Who tf is Forge?? Some kinda fan character or something??” Because… Yeah, he is a fan character, BUT A VERY GOOD ONE AND HIS DYNAMICS WITH EVERYONE WORK LIKE A CHARM I TELL YOU HE IS NOT JUST SOME RANDOM SONIC RECOLOR.

Cuz he’s a Metal Sonic recolor! 🤩 Haha, well to be fair, they literally call out Sonic recolors in the show with this fact. It’s in Forge’s story! Basically, Forge once worked with Silver in his bad timeline in Crisis City, but the ashes and the chemicals were too much for his small little itty bitty bird lungs. So, to keep himself from slowing everybody down, he managed to shove his consciousness into an old Metal Sonic model. A black-and-yellow one, kinda like the one from Archie except a lot less like Sonic personality-wise and a lot more like Sonic visually. With all these new robotic upgrades, Forge became a force to be reckoned with, and became one of Silver’s bestest friends after the whole Iblis thing. Oh, and he ships Silvaze like it’s nobody’s business, so that obviously gets an A+ from me lmao

I may have gotten carried away with that explanation and maybe there’s some spoilers in there but it’s late and I’m sleepy so you’ll only know if you watch the show~! ✨🙂

Seriously tho. This show is very underrated. I’ve been keeping tabs on it for years now, ever since episode 5 came out! Trust me, that’s a long time. They have their plates full when it comes to personal things and it’s a big project so episodes come out after a long time in production.

There are only 7 episodes so far, but each episode is jam-packed full of lore and giving us more questions on top of every answer! It brings back characters we haven’t seen for a long while, and it always provides a reasonable explanation as to why some of them have been gone and why some just like. Cut contact or something. There’s characters from previous games, from Sonic X, from Archie, from IDW, BRO WE GOT GAMMA IN HERE BAYBEEEEE IF THAT AINT FREE REAL ESTATE IDK WHAT IS.

AND DON’T FORGET HEAVY AND BOMB FROM KNUCKLES CHAOTIX. PLEASE. PLEASE DON’T FORGET ABOUT THEM THEY’RE HERE TOO AND THEY’RE LOVELY

So. Please. Please just watch this show. Please look at all the additional content with Forge on their channel too, it’s fucking hilarious! Just… I wanna talk to someone about this show who isn’t just my lil bro. Like I love getting to bombard him with bullshit about characters he’s never even heard about until watching this show but I gotta know I’m not the only one. Please. These people are working so hard on Search for the Lost and I’d really appreciate if you even saw just one or two episodes. The story is very intriguing, the characters are all so well-written, TEAM DARK IS THERE, FORGE GETS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, so I say it’s all totally worth it!

#PLEEEEEAAASSSSEDEEEE WARCH ITTTTTTT #WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU I WILL PAY YOU CASH MONEEEEEEEEEEE #(no I won’t I’m broke just like the lot of you. Why do u think I’m on tumblr) #WATCH SFTL YOU WILL NOT REGRET ITTTTTTTTT #sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #using default tags cuz ALL YOU BITCHES NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT #my shitty rambles #blog/ask stuff #idw sonic #BECAUSE THERE ARE IDW CHARACTERS IN HERE #whispangle #YES. YES YOU SAW THAT RIGHT. PRETEND I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING THO AND JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW. #YES THERE IS WHISPANGLE BUT PRETEND THERE ISNT #FORGET IT WHEN YOU’RE WATCHING THE SHOW. NO IT’S NOT A SPOILER. TRUST ME IT’S NOT SPOILERY. #…uhm. Uh. No. No spoilers here… #Aw shit. I fucked up. #Yes it’s a spoiler NOW KEEP MOVING. #Youtube

[pillowparamedic]

ppl who hate black doom/black arms and shadow 2005 in general r so lame. shadow having guns and cussing r so cool and i hope he dual wields 2 pump action automatics and says more cuss words such as "crap" and "piss" in sonadow generations ❤

#sonadow #shadow 05 is supposed to be played like a run and gun platformer and shouldnt be directly compared to sonic bcos its a shadow themed SPINOFF #the game isnt perfect or anything and even i can admit it has its flaws #for example the requirements for beating levels are rlly strict and it reuses bosses even when it doesnt make sense #but i love the goofy cutscenes and writing and how u can play the game multiple different ways #its in dire need of a remake tho lol or even a remaster with revised level design would make the game SO much better #also black doom has a cool ass design and hes one of the better overall sonic villains in general which tbf isnt saying much lol #but its so cool seeing shadow lore show up again after over a fucking decade #im so excited lol #anyways fuck you #im gonna 100% his campaign and unlock the secret gay sex ending

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

the thing with doctor who i think is that it gets better the more you know. maybe this is true of all writing but i only know doctor who so we'll focus on that. but i think it gets better the more you know this is why my fic is not very good. i dont know many things. i think if you have a background in like, just any field you can use you can make your doctor who stories more interesting. like linguistics maths physics and music are things that come to mind for me that i would like to know to make my doctor who stories more interesting but i think it can work with, like, almost anything. biology stuff also works well adds a lot. sociology stuff history. if you know how to sew really well or youve worked in meat factories. just, if you have deep knowledge about something this will enrich your doctor who stories (again, might be true for literally every writing)

but also things you can know that are just lived and not books. like i said with that post about different countries' doctor whos, every country would bring its own history and values and perspective to the stories. but also like for example the class stuff or the queer stuff you see with rtds stories like anything a writer Knows will make their stories more interesting

and thats why doctor who could literally be so good If They Diversified Their Fucking Staff. in every sense of the word. you need disabled people, trans people, racialised people, people with different religions but you need people who know other things than writing too! which i get is difficult because theyre mostly working in their fields and not writing but like there are writers who are not or have not only ever just been writers. or just get writers with some weird fucking hobbies!

even in the most basic way even if you keep your entire show white christian able-bodied man, if you have more of those you will have better stories. it will still suck! but like, less than if you only have 1 guy writing right? thats not a novel concept artists know this writers know this thats why they work together. and i get that making tv is very complex and theres a lot of interests and a lot of choices being made that arent even to do with the stories but i find it so frustrating to think about how good doctor who could be if they let other people in to put their knowledge and their perspective in the stories

#and not just in the writing but in Every Department Obviously #i just dotn know how television is made so i dont know. like. what those are #the secret good disabled trans decolonialist doctor who that lives in my head man #like you know that feeling when an artist like...........Gets a certain theme or smth #like Knows what to do with it bc they have a certain own experience or knowledge #like when an artist truly fucking knows what theyre doing #you know that feeling? when youre like this SAYS something abt the theme/trope/idea/whatevs #you know? #doctor who is so full of unused potential #i feel like we're spinning our wheels a little bit #and maybe others feel that too bc showrunners keep being like WE NEED NEW SHOCK BIG NEW #but like. youre not gonna get that with the same old perspectives! #for truly new good refreshing you need some new good refreshing people on the mic #anyway. just. frustrates me #10 to the master but it's me to doctor who the show: you could be so much more! #like 13 and 15 are fun right? with the idk new outfit and the rwandan proverb on the sonic. fucks. but #to use rtds own words. ridiculous craven feeble gesture also a little bit. i want like. substantially good stories #i want to feel like the writer knows what theyre talking about you know? #you know that feeling #anyway #you get what im saying #the secret good doctor who that lives in my head man #except. it doesnt live in my head. bc it lives in many otherp eoples head. by definition #but sometimes i read like fic by friends who fucking Know things and im like damn #damn!!!!! doctor who could be so much better!!!!!! #i also think when youre a writer whos only a writer theres the risk of chasing your own tail a bit #in that th elonger youre a writer the more you only start writing about writing bc thats what you Know #i think thats a risk #also not a novel concept pretty sure professional writers are aware of that one gfhkjghgjg theyre not stupid

[kenzan-kiwami]

he was cold. or something

#adachi koichi #kashiwagi osamu #art #malware #it's fun being able to reference something you're wearing when you're drawing #(not the sonic t shirt) (i need it though) #the full thing says 'balled so hard they thought i was a fucking nutsack'

[anotherpapercut]

I know several people who like LOVE seasons 5-7 (11th doctors run) and think the storylines and moffats writing are brilliant and I don't get it!!! what am I missing??? why does literally every single episode have the exact same stakes: Rory/Amy/the doctor is dead. forever. so dead. but wait!!! what if they aren't!!! why do so many of the explanations for why they're not actually dead feel so rushed like they were added at the last minute!! why does every single queer character act kind of weird and awkward about being queer!! why does the doctor casually say that women are inferior when no one's around!!! what the fuck!! hello!!!

#why is rory continuously proving himself as the Only Man To Ever Exist only for the characters/narrative to continuously imply hes lesser #amy tries to kiss the doctor?? at her wedding?????? #when amy is stuck for 36 years why is she like i forgot how much rory loved me?? GIRL HE WAITED 1000 YEARS FOR YOU???? WHAT???? #he is CONSTANTLY the butt of the joke despite being unequivocally without a doubt the best character from this era #what the fuck was up with river being their kid #THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY???? WHAT?? THAT SHIT WAS WEIRD RIGHT??? #does anyone else find it annoying that moffat changed the opening theme and the tardis and the sonic and the doctor ALLLL at once #and then retconned the entire storyline the early seasons are based off of?? #WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO GODDAMN ANNOYING?? LIKE SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING THAN THE OTHERS #and fucking sexist!!! so sexist!!! #anyone remember the characters who were like 'were the short fat and tall skinny gay men why do we need names' LIKE HUH??????? #gay people still have names steven 😭 #i feel like im going insane bc i have no one else to talk to abt it until my partner catches up #but you guys still think these seasons kinda suck right? like coming off of martha and DONNA and her AMAZING storyline #these just kinda pale in comparison right?????? #the last centurion is probably the last really good plot of that era imo. none of the other plots come close to having an ending that cool #like rivers story couldve been amazing and then it was just uh. kinda weird. a bit confusing IDK #i dont want to be a dick when talking to people and like shit on smth they love but i genuinely have a hard time #finding kind things to say abt a lot of this era #also and this might just be me but i do not like amy and clara v much 😭 theyre so fuckin mean and not even funny #why were martha donna and rose sooooo well written and they all have rich backstories. we know their fuckin families!! #literally its never even fully explained what the fuck happened to amys parents 😩😩 they just move on. the only friend of theirs #ever shown is fucking river??? as a kid?? #am i the only one who found all thay confusing

[olgunny]

BUH

#these are so old #I want to kill the old rick in the second one he’s the reason I never posted this but I wanted too for so long dumb mother fucker. #old rick is so hard he’s so hard to draw I wish I could do it I’d be so annoying and terrible if I could you don’t understand #but these aren’t really anything anyway. they are for fun but I refused to post them if they weren’t together #I need to be more active but I’m scared. I’m drunk right now though so it’s okay(for rn) #god these really are old though. #like almost two years ? #i’m not me right now so i’m just saying fuck it two tears in the bucket and posting it #the top one is more important #I genuinely only think about the same like seven lisa characters i’m so sorry #going on four years strong #‘new’ job sucking the life out of me #wah #lisa rpg #richard weeks #ricks character has done such irreparable damage to me #not in the fun way im in hell #he’s my betty boop #IM GOING to play sonic generations now goodbaba maybe sonic unleashed(wii) goodbye #I can’t draw I do this to keep my mind sedated sorry #maybe sonic maina #HAPPY 5AM!!!!!!!!!! #:)

[engie-the-profit]

infinite drawings 41-50, i want infinite to come back so we can have more long boi content. i love that worm off a string. hashtag justice 4 long boi. another fun fact is that i headcanon infinite to be illiterate. every instance you see of him using technology, hes using voice-to-text and tts screen readers. in the sonadow fanfic doodle hes typing along but he actually has the keyboard disabled bc otherwise it would just be gibberish, and thats why hes speaking as he types. when writing the words in the sand he just copied what was on his phone to the best of his ability after having it display what he wanted to write. his lack of education never got in the way of anything while he was working with eggman either; the empire surprisingly does not shirk on accessibility

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4

#engies daily dogs #my art #infinite the jackal #shadow the hedgehog #sonic forces #cw blood #the juju on that beat one makes me a little melancholy bc a good friend requested it before leaving the internet forever :( #so even though its funny i think of him every time i see it #waiting for the pain to fade so i can enjoy the memories #on an unrelated note i love drawing infinites sword #sorry sonic team but yall fucked up when you didnt have him use his sword even once in game #idc that the prequel comics were obviously afterthoughts! i was waiting for that shit to reappear and it never did #also annoyed by the fact that he never reveals his face. that was def something i thought was gonna happen #bc of how much his animations showed him fiddling with his mask #we got totally blueballed #idk how else to say it #i need a forces remake right now #sth

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Literally almost everyone is gonna have a vendetta against Nine since he has all the shards, but because he can pretty much warp reality how he sees fit now, it's not like they have much of a fighting chance

Ough not him becoming a target and an enemy to the whole shatterverse when literally all he wanted was a semblance of a safe home

#sonic prime #referencing to Xtale but like anyone that wants to create a perfect world to their own image does not keep a clean head for long #next time we'll see him hes gonna be drinking chocolate milk from a wine glass while recovering from a mental breakdown #im sorry annon you probably have no clue what the fuck im saying dhjsjs #sorry i barely slept and my brain is just doing its whatver #miles nine prower #nine the fox #annon ask #i need to fucking hug this guy he doesn't deserve this #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 2

[egg-emperor]

HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GODDDD

EPIC EGGMAN STRENGTH MOMENT!!!!!!! I'M GOING CRAZY THIS IS SO SEXY I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUUUUCH!!!!! 😍💕💖💘💓💜💗💘💕💖💘

#I'M SO FUCKNGIN GAY DO THAT TO ME 😍🥰🥵🤤💘💜💖💓💘💗💖💜💖💜💜 #I have so much to say and I will but I need to fucking YELL FIRST HSHAJAHAJAHAJFHSHSG #dr eggman #eggman #dr robotnik #dr. eggman #idw sonic #my post #hits #dr starline

[neurotypical-sonic]

espio was wrong for what he said to sonic during the metal virus arc, but I do like how they did it because YEAH he would say and think that. of course he would react like that. I really liked how realistic and PAINFUL it all was, the reactions and coping mechanisms etc etc. I just hope they address it. words in my head let me try to say this right. if they dont address it then it would feel like espio (and shadow) saying that was just for the reader to question sonic's morals and decisions? instead of it also actually being apart of espios (and shadows) character? I cant remember rn if other characters also straight up blamed sonic but definitely those two.

#espio especially makes sense to me but im side eyeing shadow. He Wouldnt Fucking Do That #<- i still need to finish sa2 and other games that shadows in tho so I have a more solid grasp on him #still dont think he wouldve said that tho #but YEAH. please address it #also not saying that sonic is entirely in the right. pre emptive dont yell at me for this #egg.txt

[fettiowi]

Still a bit unsure on sonic prime

I didnt really get into season 1 because i really disliked how sonic acted, and i feel like it will continue to annoy me on season 2

I was happy for the first episode of s2 because it gave me a lot of food and showed shadow being a bitch but sonic still annoys me so im still on the fence

I can tell this isnt really for me tbh

#MY SISTER GOT REALLY INTO IT THOUGH KDHFKGKG #idk man sonic got like extremely dumbed down and emotionally unaware and like #the whole time i kept thinking he would not fucking say that #listen i know i know that this is a different interpretation but its not one that i like i guess #he reminds me a bit of movie sonic. who i also dont like much #but movie sonic has a different backstory and is in different circumstances so its fair that he acts different #even if he does not feel like sonic to me #but anyway im rambling and i need to say that its ok if you like him!!! i get why people do #fetti talks

[majachee]

Movies I am unreasonably hyped for, despite my expectations for the movies being relatively moderate:

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

#like. im excited for these movies and will likely enjoy them regardless. #but also im not expecting anything too deep. #im surprised by how the sonic movies have been paying attention to early game lore so i have HOPES that theyll do shadow justice but lmao #as for transformers... its another live action transformers movie. #i'm not expecting anything more than a 3.5/5 or a 6/10 #my hopes for both movies: my faves dont die (stares at transformers) #and shadow gets adopted. because i will never forgive sega for saying 'team dark isnt a family' #let shadow have a family. fuck you. #maja needs to shut up tag #delete later