#i know it isnt and i have to move on

[clits-and-clips]

Taking steps forward but its so hard when I'm not doing it with the person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with

#feels almost pointless #i know it isnt and i have to move on #but i dont want to #i dont want to change my relationship status #i dont want it to be real #i cant accept it yet #and it hirts #hurts #txt

[mrgaretcarter]

sure, your coworker and friend moving to another country is comparable to being widowed, that checks out

#tedlassoedit #ted lasso #rebecca welton #deborah welton #hannah waddingham #harriet walter #my stuff #the writers have to know how these things sound right #i love that rebecca isnt like mum ted and i arent married #shes like mum ted isnt dying hes just moving #lmao

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Obsessed with the way @basyacriptid drew my fae au Eclipse so i made my own version of that, only the head tho because thats all my energy can do rn

#fnaf eclipse #dca #daycare attendant #dcamv #my art #fae au #yea i know he isnt centered please ignore #those flowers are made out of milky glass and when he moves they chime a bit #he is a pretty man #if people beg ill also do a sun and moon but it would take a bit #bc tomorrow i have stuff to do #but also this was fun #anyways basya i am still flabbergasted and the way you interpreted my design for the guy made my brain go brrrrrrr #also sorry for tagging you so much recently hope thats ok #anyways i am off

[ganondoodle]

c o r e

#ganondoodles #art #concept art #zelda #tloz #loz #skyward sword #i can try to be vague as much as i can but yall still gonna know who it is #i honestly feel bad for tagging it with zelda #bc yes this is concept art related to it #but who would know #someone please get me out of my own head #thinking too much story #instead of drawing story #this isnt a final design either way #the hands were supposed to burst outward from its chest #but this looked cooler #and since they move and morph away and back #why not have it be complete chaos #so if it were moving you could barely see a silhouette #anyway #to anyone who reads my tags this far #yes its the core spirit of demise #this is basicallly what sits inside his ribcage #you just cant see it bc his body is too bright and filled with the same energy when hes alive #:^)

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #me using felix on my angy days because he is my angersona? you bet! #anyway if you want to try to get someones money or something bc you hurt your own car banging into mine #can you try to be a bit more timely with it buddy come on you hit me on feb29 ! #why am i getting your insurance company calling me today ! #also i would like to point out i didnt do it and neither of us were hurt and i filed a claim with my own insurance comp #and also filed a police report bc he didnt even suggest calling the cops to the scene #so like yeah hey man maybe you and your insurance company can move a lil faster or smth #literally everything that happened the day of is - according to my dad - an intimidation tactic #i look like im 15 and he probably thinks he can take advantage of a new driver but ya know! tough luck! #im just really tired and stressed over multiple things not negative so getting this on top of it was like #bro .................... anyway my phone didnt pick up for some reason so i called back and then nothing got resolved #cause the person who actually called me wasnt around to connect the line to from the guy who answered #idk man just its a lot despite my v minimal energy #got a job interview on monday tho ! and then also next week is an eye exam #and you might be thinking isnt that a good thing to get your eyes checked? you are correct but i am horrified #there are two body parts that give me absolute anxiety and eyes are one of them #and i know my eye sight is declining and im just v anxious #its fine im going to be fine i just have to be anxious about it

[grimalkinmessor]

A lawlight thing I don't think people talk about enough is the sheer amount of confidence Light has in L's competence.

(I'm not talking about the handcuff bits either—Yotsuba!Light actually has far less confidence in L's abilities than regular Light does, because Yotsuba!Light thinks L is wrong, and that every move L has made against him has been wrong. Yotsuba!Light only regains his belief in L near the end of the arc, when Light himself begins to suspect that L might not be wrong.)

But those little inner monologues we make fun of all the time, the ones where Light basically talks himself in circles trying to the find the best, most non-suspicious answer? That's him acknowledging that L is incredibly intelligent.

Light, before even properly meeting L, was completely sure that L would think of every single possibility, every single response to every single word Light could spout, a counterattack to every move he could make, even if he didn't know exactly what they were. And yes, you could say that it's Light simply being overly cautious, but Light is so sure of L's responses in those moments; his sheer belief that all L needs is for him to slip up once, even though that cannot possibly be true (one hint of suspicion wouldn't have been enough for the Task Force I don't think, not even compiled on the fact that Light fits their profile) is honestly....kind of staggering??

Light had no clue that L even existed before the broadcast, and the only true shows of L's ability that he saw before they met in person were the broadcast (a loss) and the cameras (annoying, but a win).

As soon as they meet in person, Light is thinking battle strategy. There's a moment of "Oh fuck" when L reveals himself, and that moment is because Light is certain that L would've been a fox in his henhouse if he hadn't.

But Light, again, doesn't take the moves that he can't be certain of the meaning of as proof that L is stupid—he takes it as proof that L is smart.

And at every turn, L proves him right. :)

I just think it's interesting that Light very much respected L's intelligence, even as he hated him. Light's faith in L's abilities was pretty much instant and I thought it might be fun to explore :3

#death note #yagami light #lawlight #l lawliet #i can think of several reasons WHY light has instant faith in L but they have nothing to do with L and more to do with light tbh #sometimes light goes 'that seemed like a stupid move...? NO wait it must be—' #like it takes him three fuckin seconds to go nope. L isnt stupid. he could never be stupid. if i underestimate him i put myself in danger #aND HES RIGHT BUT STILL #IT STRIKES ME #IT'S CUTE #L does the same for light by the way #he DOES account for every possibly except for the possiblities that he logically cannot #you know like a magic notebook #but he does this because light is DANGEROUS #and he has every belief that light is ALSO incredibly intelligent and will fuck him up if hes not godawfully careful #and hes right! :D #both of them are #idk its fun to think about

[obihoe]

genuinely genjutsu expert vs. taijutsu guy remains to be the funniest shit like. one is so SUPER sophisticated and gives u so many options to fuck over the other party while at the same time .. a guy who prides himself on his genjutsu skills and is maybe a bit pretentious abt it too getting punched in the face?? hilarious. but then also all taijutsu is literally nothing if the genjutsu expert successfully fucks with ur perception of reality. see naruto just falling flat on his face bc itachi made him hallucinate something and he just fires his rasengan into nothing. asgdfdfsfs. whoever wins. its humiliating as fuck for the other guy

#like gai?? all his wins are hilarious #mdr isnt just genjutsu proficient i guess but he is a GOD. and gai just goes yeah what if i just Punched him real hard #itachi .. he is infamous for his genjutsu skills but he Fucks off immediately when he shows up #asddfdfsfs #its like all that eyeball magic is nothing if u get just fucking beat to death #on the other hand. a taijutsu expert looks stupid as fuck when a genjutsu professional makes him see funny stupid or horrible illusions #and he tries to fight it like Huh okay what are u gonna do? #PUNCH the genjutsu? asfsgdfds #im thinking it would be quite funny also if the ninjas saw it that way too? #like what if itachi for example is like 'punching each other is so stupid. i dont even have to MOVE and i'll still fuck u over #taijutsu is for fucking LOSERS who cant do anything sophisticated' #and gai was like 'these fucking uchiha and their stupid eyeballs what're u gonna do if i just beat the fuck outta u huh?' #'genjutsu is for NERDS only real chads know taijutsu. using genjutsu just means youre a loser virgin who cant lift' #adsddgdfsgds #posts #naruto #itachi #maito gai

[satorugojoswiife]

What do you think about gojo ships

I feel like I'm pretty indifferent to most of them. This is super cringe of me, but whenever I fall super in love with a character I don't often like shipping them romantically with anyone. 💀 (im delusional I know)

It doesn't help that for some reason the jjk fandom (especially twt) is weirdly aggressive about ships. I know it isn't all the shippers and it's mostly just the loud minority, but seeing so much of the discourse has kinda put me off and I don't really engage much with the ships in the fandom except for rarepairs and selfships bc alot of the time those communities are more wholesome and cozy (if that makes sense LOL)

#satofie best ship #andnajdjskdjksnfksndjdj im sorry im cringe 😔😔 #anyways i honestly have no idea #its not even about not liking seeing him with others bc i enjoy seeing other ppls gojo × oc/selfships #i just for some reason dont really vibe with any of the existing gojo ships in the series #weirdly enough if i had to choose one i feel like sukugo is the most interesting one LOL they are so funny with eachother #i feel like in a different life they really couldve hit it off #i feel bad for gojohime shippers sometimes #like i personally dont like the ship but oh my god ppl on twitter are so mean about that ship i dont even know why ??? #is it bc alot of them prefer him shipped with a guy ?? or they dont like seeing another woman that isnt them with him?? i dont know #but i see so much hate for it and it makes me sad bc like just move on or mute the account so u dont have to see it if you really hate it #the amount of times ive seen some big jjk account qrt a fanart dissing the ship while also getting more likes than the artists post is craz #why do ppl fight over fake people kissing....... #i remember this one account specifically that was obsessed with gojo but they were so snobby about it and like gatekeeping other fans #and they really hated gjhm and for some reason felt the need to make it into a problematic ship instead of just saying #i dont like this and moving on #but they made this whole thing abt how toxic they actually are bc utahime hates gojo #only to (in the same thread) gush over their fave ship which was nanago #and i felt crazy bc its......literally the same dynamic what #like am i missing something ????? #anyways this got a bit wild but pls be nice to eachother and respect eachothers ships #you dont have to justify why u dislike a ship you can just not like it #no need to turn it problematic

[quaranmine]

i know tumblr gives us a feeling of safety but it IS a public platform and as such there is literally no reason for CCs not to be able to use it just like we do. they're members of the public. we're members of the public. you see this right?

so i'd like to introduce you to a concept that i've been holding myself to since i made this blog: if you aren't prepared for a CC to potentially see something, don't post it at all!

now, realistically, i still post stuff i would cringe if a CC saw. it's a calculated risk i take, then, when i maintag these, because i count on the statistically low chance they'd see it. i accept that they might see something, and if they do see it or comment on it and i get embarassed then, well, i knew i could never eliminate the possibility completely and still chose to post it.

however, to further break it down--if you reallly don't want a CC to see it, don't main tag it. if you're even more serious about it, block the CC's blog (if it's known) and make sure to do it in blog settings if you use a sideblog. and if you still really, really, really want to be safe from a CC ever seeing it, then don't post it publically at all. dm your friends about it or whatever

idk, man. just control your own online experience. that doesn't only mean filtering/avoiding things you don't like, it also means being conscious of the things you put out into the world as well

#i feel like my mother saying this #discourse #i should stop posting about this tbh and move onto something less negative i just have Opinions #by realistically i mean like. i would cringe soooo hard if pearl found the chapters of htbahb that shes tagged in #but im willing to take that risk because i wanted to post my fanfic #does that make sense? i knew i cant control her going thru her tag on here or whatever so i just hoped she would know to avoid a fanfic lol #but like genuinely i have no way of knowing what ccs look at in their off time and it isnt my business

[soupmanspeaks]

something something glammike thing where annoying ghost hunters come to the pizzaplex and ask questions about william and the MCI and the hauntings and some influencers rent the place from time to time for that sweet sweet fazclout and this really peeves glamfreddy because Michael knows firsthand that this isn't something you really want to poke about (maybe for the fun of it, and CC's personal suggestion, Glamfreddy makes a snide comment about biting the ghost hunters lol)(they probably know what it means lmao)

#alright #huh? yeah-(someones gotta fix that robot) anyways- #“Did you know it was actually in the safe room where the original missing children incident victims where murdered? They were stuffed in-” #fnaf #michael afton #five nights at freddy’s #glammike #glamrock freddy #I have this thing where the influencers are trying to do a video and glamfreddy was temporarily reprogramed to move stuff around for them #But Michael just really isnt having it so in the character of glamfreddy he just starts spewing cryptic shiz because haha funny #just stuff that the in-character-preformer robot REALLY wouldn't know lmao #“Freddy can you move that box” #“Certainty!....” #You know #O-KAY! THANK YOU #Idk why I put all of this in the tags lmao itd be much easier to just....put it in the post buuuuuut im too lazy teehee #anyways maybe when some especially annoying ghost hunters/influencers come Michael calls in reinforcements (lizzy Charlie and CC) #you know #to give the lads some spooks #Listen my mans is so tired and he has to be forced to be still and play the same songs since that day let him have some shenaniganry #no guys its okay he secretly likes performing trust #sigh im mischaracterizing my pookie so bad im so sorry #Anyways rememeber to Glive Glaugh Glammike chat 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[deliciouspirateangel]

Tangled Frozen Moana Encanto are the Marvel “he’s right behind me isn’t he” level disney princess movies but no one wants to say it

#I KNOW ENCANTO ISNT PRINCESSES BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN #I have several rants in my head but I’m being normal #anyway at least the wish trailer gets half points for no twist villain #disney #disney movies #tangled #frozen #moana 2016 #encanto #not that they’re bad movies #I loveeee tangled and moana #encanto is good #frozen exists #im just tired of this Type lol move on

[mulderscully]

ten did nothing wrong by becoming the timelord victorious actually. he was missing his wife

#and god knowing that he gets to be with rose. but no he doesn't! #that would drive anyone insane #and the way he accuses tentoo of being dangerous #is not because of how tentoo was created #it's because he needs rose. to hold onto his humanity. #s3 he is barely keeping it together IN HER NAME #'​that name keeps me fighting!' #and s4 he is almost a person again and he is able to move forward to a degree #but donna knows and can see how much he misses rose #& the whole 'I CANT GO BACK I JUST CANT' isnt even abt gallifrey #it's about rose #and then he does get rose back. and he's SO HAPPY #so genuinely happy for the first time since s2 #and then he aborts the regeneration and accidentally creates another version of himself #because HE LOVES HER and he knows how traumtic watching him regenerate was for her the first time #tentoo is born out of his love for rose #so ten losing her again is what drives him crazy #if donna had stayed. tbh i still think he would have gone crazy #dw

[azidoazide-art]

i thought it would be fun to try designing a monster form for Roxas a la Sora's anti-form, and you know what? it was

#kh #kh2 #roxas #khfanart #kingdom hearts #it's been 4 years and i still dont know how to tag things #anyway. the design insp for this was the Twilight Thorn and the Samurai nobodies! #does anyone else think it's wild that roxas canonically controls his own class of nobodies. like we dont really do anything with that #but it's there in his lore #i still have so many questions about the nobodies as like. a species. or whatever they are #this design isnt finalized but im glad i gave this a shot it was fun #so i might try some other stuff with it later we'll see #i just love how uncanny all the nobodies are. the way they move is so weird and offputting it's great

[fairyreblogs]

Scout can NEVER try cooking an omelet because Spy would walk in and see Scout's first ever attempt and since its not a perfect omelet Spy would give criticism and then try to teach Scout how to make a perfect omelet to honor his french heritage but Scout would be so outraged by what he perceives as Spy insulting his attempt and then trying to take over so he would just leave the kitchen and not eat anything for lunch, leaving Spy alone in the kitchen with all the omelet materials wondering why trying to teach his son how to make the french meal did not work

#look when you are an american and your father is french. shit happens #the second i moved out i made so many omelets. and yes some were burnt or falling apart. but you know what? #i had infinitely more fun making the omelets myself then i ever did with my dad grabbing me by the wrist and moving my hand like a puppet #french fathers who missed several years of their american childs life be like: how the fuck do you parent. this adult child of mine is shit #normal guy who totally isnt projecting onto Scout and Spy #this is so fun because if there was a venn diagram of me and scout it would nearly be a circle. im not a merc and im not boston #i can literally be like: here are things i hate about my father. but then replace father with Spy and it still matches. slayyyyyyyy #except my dad made me stop playing baseball because i have no depth perception and kept getting hit in the face :( #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #dadspy

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i immediately deleted the ask i got because it's fucking braindead but im gonna post about it anyway.

if you have to start with "you CLEARLY only consume popular/recent media you need to watch unpopular/ancient media instead" and go on to detail why i'm wrong and why i should pry my eyes open like clockwork orange and force myself to watch fictional characters with zero established compatibility lick each other's necks to whatever the current iteration of shape of you is nowadays/was back then? you're actually stupid. like genuinely you're a dipshit full stop.

no the fuck i don't need to watch X Y Z or the sequel prequel spinoff. i dont need to do fucking anything that you insist i 'need' to force me into your blowhard bitch brigade full of self-fellating schmucks.

you ''need'' to sniff a flower and feel the wind on your face. bask in the dappled sunlight under a tree and eat some sliced fruit. jackass.

#ppl who watch movies to enjoy an evening with a friend instead of painstakingly analyzing every facet of the directors brain- #-are allowed to have opinions on media #the idea that someone's opinion on media isnt valid until their consumption aligns perfectly with yours is fucking insane #because god knows the second i watch every movie show and arthouse film you've seen and my opinion still differs from yours #the goalposts move and i'm wrong for a different reason. #because your goal isnt broadened knowledge #its self absorption #i could be a clone of you with all of your memories and still think you're an idiot and regret being born of you. #anyway back to minecraft #op

[distraughtlesbian]

literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!! #MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U. #their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics. #like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’ #i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!! #but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book. #like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic. #anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER? #even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.