#i just want to be drunk lmfao

[nonbeenarygothbaby]

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#well fuck #ive applied to so many jobs and just gotten rejected after the interview #feeling discouraged #id like to die lmfao #why is job hunting so hard #i just want to be drunk lmfao #everything sucks

[musubiki]

What kind of drunk would each of the guild members be? I’m hiding from one of my friends right now cause they’re really chatty so I’m wondering if any one is like that when the guild is like that

LMFAO!!!! IM SORRY YOU GOTTA HIDE FROM THEM!!!!!!!

lemme see...,. first this is obviously all post-timeskip because thats when theyre old enough to actually drink!! coco is the only angry drunk in the group. she gets drunk and starts yelling about all her problems (she doesnt have that many...things like "how come somtimes you (taffy) only give me one kiss when you get back huh?!" grabbing his shirt collar and shaking him

taffy is sadly the tired drunk. he gets even more tired than he usually is, and immediately starts nodding off. hes the one you gotta drag his ass home because he cant stay awake for more than 2 seconds

oscar is usually the happy kind!! and the adventurous kind!! youd lose him and then 10 seconds later find him dancing on the bar counter with some girl he just met!! also the insufferable kind that doesnt want to leave the bar/party and keeps escaping and doing shots every time you look away

lime is a loud drunk. not necessarily chatty, but loud. everything he says hes yelling over everyone and being dramatic. unless you put him next to mochi, in which he turns into the touchy "lets go to the storage room real quick-" kind of drunk with her that requires fending off with a stick and constantly slapping his hands away (if "drunk actions are sober thoughts" was a person) (this version of lime is only really shown when hes with the guild because he doesnt trust his m34th coworkers enough to get drunk around them.)

mochi...im not sure...she might be that one friend who is usually the sober one that ordered a strawberry smoothie or something and is responsible for getting everyone else home safe (somehow i cant see pom being okay with miss cat witch willingly getting drunk and not being in her right mind). i think she would only be able to get drunk if they were at home, and lime says something like "Here how about this, you drink all you want and ill be the sober one this time alright? Im not gonna let anything happen so just enjoy yourself."

anyway that being said......i think she would be on the quieter side and very wobbly. ALSO not too dissimilar from lime in the sense that she gets very affectionate with him... the entire time shes out of it she has some kind of physical contact with him...holding onto his sleeve so she doesnt fall over, leaning on his arm, SOMETHING, meanwhile lime trying to be as responsible and respectful as possible and keep in mind "No, thats wrong, shes drunk--" when she starts getting more and more touchy and he needs to DIG DEEP to find that inner strength

#mochi and lime are not allowed to be drunk at the same time on camera for obvious reasons #soulmates............ #the cant-keep-their-hands-off-each-other kind of drunk couple #taffy is me LMFAO #i thought i would be an intersting drunk but instead i get even more boring than i normally am and just want to sleep

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: In my whole life, I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to two people and every dog I’ve ever met.

#incorrect lov #no idea who those two people are tbh #i feel like tomura would get drunk and tell members of the league that he really loves them and appreciates them lmfao #and ofc they'd record it and use it as blackmail #'tomuraaaaaa buy me discord nitro or ill release the video of you telling kurogiri he's the best father figure ever to the public' #- toga probably #it actually works too because tomura a. doesn't want the league's fearsome reputation to be ruined #and b. knows that every member of the league would instantaneously follow through on their threats #he eventually manages to delete the videos while they're sleeping but sako saved one to his comupter secretly #it is now only to be used for the direst of emergencies #he doesnt hesitate to tell every dog 'i love you' though that's just a normal occurrence #and like. can you fault him for that #shigaraki tomura

[waitinqroom]

thinking about when i had a boyfriend but before he was my boyfriend and we were just talking i tried to tell him about how this one girl led me on really badly (i still have a buncha posts on here from fall 2021 about liking her, lol) as friends confiding in friends . but then after i told the story he tried to convince me that she didnt actually lead me on and i was just delusional

#like. what. #she literally led me on. like. she fuckin kissed me and shit #and i was so into her. and she knew it and she used it until she got what she wanted from someone else and then she dropped me into oblivio #she also used me again near the end of summer 2022 when i was getting over aforementioned ex bf but. i dont talk about that one with Anyon #anyways back to the ex. he literally just made me feel so. unwanted. all the damn time #and then expected me to basically just be his mother. cuz he had fuckin mommy issues that he wouldnt acknowledge #when . that wasnt what i fucking wanted at all. i just wanted to Be wanted and that was the one thing from a literal boyfriend he never gav #he never even complimented me or any of that shit. and he was So bad at kissing and touching me lmfao #he was. such an unbelievably Bad partner . like i still get hives thinking about it lmao #and i still dated him. for. a whole summer #and a couple months before that summer #and then i drunk called him several times in the months after that breakup #i was just convinced that no one else would ever even be interested in me. lol. so i just held on to him for a hot minute #but. then i pulled the hottest guy in my town (not exaggerating. he literally Is. like its a known fact. everyone agrees on it) #and he's a much better kisser. #and he's so much more fun to hang out with . like every moment with him feels like an a24 film or a lana del rey song #and now me and my friends always just talk about the ex as a meme bc. hes such a fucking loser #so. fuck him #(fuck him as in fuck my ex and fuck him as in literally fuck the hot guy) #hi ellie if youre seeing this. #r

[pinkhysteria]

‘damon is a vampire, this is a vampire show, how can you criticize him for anything!? 🙄’ and it’s about people uncomfortable with him having multiple instances of going out of his way to excessively punish women for not returning his feelings like a lame regular human 4chanreddit incel 💀

#anti damon salvatore #what does vampirism have to do with one woman not loving damon so he gets drunk and tries to force himself on her look alike 5 minutes later #LMFAOOOO #i just can’t stand the disingenuousness of it all. #like. i actually DO find it annoying when people include killer in with damon’s list of crimes because... hello. #especially since i don’t find the things that supposedly make his murdering ‘worse’ to be... valid whatsoever. #(because after a certain kill count and level of violence 'feeling bad' is meaningless i'm sorry lmfao.) #but y’all want to defend EVERYTHING under ‘vampire!!’ and it’s nuts. #he could eat literal shit and y’all would say ‘stop calling it gross he’s a VAMPIRE!!’ #idk how to tell you u can like/love a chr and still not justify/support every little thing they do. #or at least mind ur business when other ppl just don’t like something they have every right not to. #i love him but i don’t think klaus was ‘right’ to choke out hayley for considering an abortion #(especially not when an episode prior he was yapping about ‘kill the baby’ anyway) #‘vampirism’ is not code for #‘my white male fave has a pass to be violently misogynistic in a way that mirrors real life and if anyone feels a way about it ur a PUSSY!!’ #and this isn’t even touching on the ridiculousness of constantly ‘VAMPIRE GENRE’ing a show that very much *is* a teen drama #and regularly hails the chrs as ‘heroes’ and good ppl - #so pretending it exists in the same way as something like dracula or carmilla / other adult gothic tales #and people have to engage with it the same way is fucking ridiculous 😭 #tvdu text

[swordmaid]

am getting a lot of character inspo for shri’iia from amy gone girl. I don’t think she’s as smart nor calculated but she is similar to some degree in that she’s hyper aware of the current persona she’s presenting and how she’s appealing to the people. the masks and the mjndgames, that’s basically how shri’iia operated while she was still serving under her matriarch in menzoberranzan. she needed to play the roles the matriarch required of her and it was only when she was with her matriarch that she can be ‘Real Shri’iia’, and that’s how I imagined shri’iia to be esp in act 1 when she is so new and scared in the surface. she needed to work out who these people are (her companions) and what they liked, so her first persona - her blank one - the charming helpful paladin who got tadpoled and wants to go back home just like the rest of them (which was half true). she didn’t really argue and she generally agreed to what the group wanted. she was helpful and co-operative, ask her about her past and she will tell you something bland and generic- interesting enough to be ooh-ing about but not too interesting that they’ll delve deeper into it. then, when she got to know them a little more, she started crafting little personas adjacent to her first one ; she’s the girl who’s curious about magic but never had the chance to learn with gale, she’s a cool girl who likes mischief as debauchery with astarion, she’s the one who likes to take risks and live in the moment with karlach, the knight in silver armor who’s willing to help the tieflings with wyll, a disciplined fighter with lae’zel, someone who understands the depths of devotion with shadowheart - but none are really her, not really. ofc her own personality might slip in here and there but for the most part she’s appealing to them and what they’d like her to be but none of it is really genuine. shri’iia just needs to be on their good side to minimise the chances of them turning on her, and if they let her guard down it’ll be easier for her to get rid of them should the need arise. taking up all these different masks, collecting all these intel abt them to be used for later, slithering and making a place in their minds - it’s really how she operated back in menzoberranzan. I think the only one who catches on to her game is astarion but that’s bc he’s doing the same thing too, so it’s very game recognises game lmfao

it’s only when she breaks her oath and goes through her existential crisis that all of her masks drop and her real self comes out. she was never that kind of person lmfao ^, she’s greedy, selfish, paranoid and rather obsessive. she doesn’t care about a lot of things that doesn’t concern her, she has a cruel streak that she hasn’t shown before, and she hates doing anything that won’t really benefit her. but she’s fiercely loyal to anyone she likes, like a dog. and severely she craves validation and approval - also like a dog.

#like if shri’iia was smarter and wiser it’s really over for you hoes 😔 but she’s not lol #the matriarch also taught her how to deceive so she had good training lool like that’s coming from the master liar herself #and in game Shri’iia’s deception is p high so it tracks 👯‍♀️ #but anyway I finished reading gone girl and shri’iia would’ve turned out like amy in her vengeance ending #I think if her paranoia consumed her and an outside figure validated her way of faking herself #and generally moulded her back to being that overly obsessive paladin who lives to serve - which is what her matriarch made her to be #but obv she can’t be that girl in the surface .. they can’t know abt the Lolth worship! they’ll kill her! so she makes a new one … a #completely different one that’s so detached from her previous self … someone new and charming and fun and harmless and the kind of person #you’ll feel safe around and happy to travel with. she is that girl! and more! and she’s down for anything! and she loves to help! #but she forgets the goddess she worships is fickle and vengeful and proud so her favor drops and suddenly her real self is left #with nothing .. so she doesn’t know what to do anymore … she doesn’t know if she should keep up this fake one I mean what’s the point does #she even have it in her anymore?? how can she go back home when they don’t want you back #like who is SHE without lolth even … bc the girl that she has been playing is nothing but a blank image #and that’s NOT her .. never been her… so shri’iia is left bewildered confused and even more scared #like what do you do if you’ve been left behind in this new world?? and the purpose of your existence doesn’t want you anymore but the #thing is she knows where she went wrong.. but she didn’t have a choice - or did she?? shri’iia doesn’t know .. she’s not a planner #you don’t need to plan when your matriarch does all the thinking for you and you just do what ur told bc there is nothing better than to #serve and fulfill your oath …!!! so she ends up getting wasted in a party with the people she didn’t even care to save lmfao #and then she gets drunk and ends up fucking this one guy just bc she asked and she’s already hit rock bottom #lolth always says fuck elves anyway so she goes off and do just that 🤷‍♀️ #shut up abt bg3.

[lesbianlenas]

i know u all think i’m lame & have no game and such but let me just say that if u remember from 2 yrs ago the girl in my english class i had a crush on she DID like me back btw……she just had a gf & she literally ghosted me bc she had a crush on me…….i was fine just being friends w her bc i wanted a lesbian friend & we had very similar interests 😔 but she wouldn’t talk to me anymore bc she had a crush on me lmfao

#michelle speaks #she texted me while drunk & flirted w me lmfao 😭 that’s why she wouldn’t talk to me after 😔 #like she’s the one who gave me her number so we could talk & hang out & then after the drinking incident she refused to talk to me #also i didn’t know she had a gf until after she drunk texted me flirting 😔 so it hurt worse ngl……. #but after i knew i was like ok it’s fine i can just be friends w her bc i liked her personally & stuff #but i guess she didn’t want to be friends w someone she had a crush on while having a gf.

[halo--hall]

i'm old so i still use snapchat, mutuals add me if you want i'm witches-house

#face tag #if u knew me when witches house was my handle on everything no u didn't lmao #it's not an xxx sc btw it's just where i post when i'm drunk a/o being annoying #& i don't want my big girl hair clients to see me being awful on ig lmfao

[chicago-geniza]

The human psyche is a fickle thing (many more nominally Significant events have transpired, many more frost heaves have erupted along the paved road of my life, I've gotten a LOT sicker in unanticipated ways with unanticipated consequences, and yet, my agenda for next neuropsych appointment is still "feeling betrayed by [redacted] for acting like the pandemic is over even though she herself is disabled; abiding by communist principles in theory, and very often in practice! but when push comes to shove the most painful part of this weird relationship has been acknowledging & accepting your mom's tongue-in-cheek nickname for her (Bougie [redacted]). Also how she responded to the situation with [nemesis] (doubt, disbelief, asking if you were drunk, if you might have just made a bad decision & be regretting it in the light of day). How if not the former, at least the latter can be legitimately & not-irrationally felt as some flavor of betrayal. The former -- irrationally. And in the future, on this, the centennial of one time history ended during the period we call modernity. How do we move forward (singular-we). How do we make it hurt less.")

#am being deliberately vague but like. the situation was a guy in our program assaulted me in poland #& i told advisor i didn't want to carpool with him to a 'dacha seminar' (informal) at dept head's vacation house & asked #if i could go in her car instead & she was skeptical & asked if i wasn't just drunk & regretful #& i was like i have been an out lesbian since i was 12 years old it was coercion + violence lol #we backtracked away from a title 9 report but the damage was done #& for some reason i'm still very wounded about it when she probably doesn't even remember #hell HE doesn't even remember bc he was so drunk. i'm the only person who remembers this stupid one-off incident which #hilariously wasn't even traumatic i'm still more upset by advisor's doubt & skepticism! #i love psychology lmfao

[zaidepersonal]

I have the worst hangover I’ve ever had in my ffucking life and I tried to play disco elysium for like 4 hours and it went so bad. I felt so clumsy and confused and my eyes hurt and I was so nauseous but. now I’m realizing that I was just experiencing the game in the most authentic way possible LMAO

#I don’t like being drunk so I usually only let myself have one drink and make sure to have food and water too #but I fucked up and forgot I hadn’t eaten and didn’t have access to water and I let myself have two drinks #ONLY TWO and it fucking landed me on my ass dude lmfao what a goddamn lightweight #I do want to clarify disco elysium was still very fun to play despite these setbacks lmao it rules #I just maybe took like 5x longer to do everything and was like ‘huhhhhh’ the whole way lol

[sundaeserenade]

hi minnie!/!:'d

i have a fanfic question. well, it's more of a red-specific question. what makes you write red selectively mute or mute? i've always been curious what facilitates that change... does it have to do with the tone of a piece or does it fit an intended goal?

oh!! 🧍‍♀️heleowo (sorry im kinda tipsy LMFAO)

i can absolutely explain this completely though.

I mostly write red completely mute because that's just what I prefer. In some of my older fics (debut/encore) i wrote him selectively mute because I couldn't decide what I wanted. And I wanted Red to vocally speak in those.

Anything pokemon masters, he's selectively mute to reflect the canon of that game. Unless it's the first pokemas fic i wrote, because, again, I didn't know what I wanted.

Now that i've got things down to a science LMFAO I can confidently tell you that it's down to preference. I like to write characters as close to their canon portrayals as possible (for characterization) so most of the time, Red's mute. I also like him to use sign language, which he can also do while selectively mute, of course. But 🤷‍♀️

What facilitates the change...yeah, I guess it is feeling. I default to Red being mute. If the concept dictates that he needs to speak something specific or it flows better or it feels better, I'll make him selectively mute. I usually do this when Red needs to say something specific because his words carry weight when he's selectively mute (not saying that sign language doesn't, just that when he chooses to speak vocally, it's to say important that can't be communicated through body language/expression)

basically -- i feel like i'm not answering your question, sorry -- basically, it's tone/verse. If I get a feeling during the conceptual stage of a fic that Red needs to be selectively mute, I'll follow that instinct. If I don't get that feeling, he's mute. So yeah, I guess it is both the tone/verse/goal of it. 🤔

but the cool thing is that people can write/interpret red however they wish! i just want him to shut up because I like that about his canon character. I like that he's mute A LOT. it's one of the things that got me into this pairing in the first place. It's fun to write mute characters because it helps with body language descriptions? and expressions. And it helps with dialogue. How do people communicate with his person VERSUS how they communicate with other people? that type of thing. Plus, I sometimes feel like my dialogue gets very "samey" sometimes or repetitive, so relying on behavior is a bit easier sometimes.

sorry for writing an essay in response to your cool question, thank you!!!

#ask #wish i could answer questiosn straight wihtout rambling LMFAO #oh wait im drunk right #riiiight right im sorry #if i didn't answer this correctly please send another ask i was just worried #that i'd be like 'oh ill get to that in th e morning' and then not do that #so i wanted to answer it now LMFAO

[buck-yyyy]

sighhhh

#i would really like to be very drunk right now but it��s A. fucking tuesday B. hate the process of getting drunk and C. don’t exactly like my #options for where to get it from #i’m not going to—don’t worry #i know it’s a bad idea #for a million reasons #but i really really really get the phrase drown your sorrows now #god #i want to be happy and giggly and laugh at bad jokes and spill milk all over the counter then laugh at that too #but instead i’m just stuck in my own head #languishing over my shitty fucking thoughts about my shitty fucking life and my shitty fucking existence #if anyones reading this—i promise im okay #and i don’t need you to convince me that it’s a bad idea to (i know and im not going to) #i just. i dunno. i want the happy warmth #i want the DISTANCE. #yk? #agh #im gonna ruin my own life if i keep going like this lmfao #tw vent #tw alcohol

[munamania]

kk i’m torn between am i ever gonna say anything like. fr to her. or just let this go. i don’t think i can let it go ik you don’t need to closure in every situation but like. i do this time. but im in no rush to have the feelings talk. actually i am it’d be nice to just get it out

#would be sort of funny to ruin their one year anniversary. or embarrass myself depending on how u look at it. #idk man im just tired of feeling like my feelings might be put on blast between them and im not even the one acting like a freak. #and then they just get to carry on in their stupid little relationship #just once i'd like to throw it back in her face like i think your bf is pathetic for the way things have been handled #and ive been nothing but kind and respectful to both of u (even if im privately seething). and i dont deserve to be #an ego boost #or to like. have to suffer all this confusion just because their relationship is insecure and stupid. #and also it's pretty dang naive to think you're gonna fucking marry your first love but i wont say that one out loud. #esp yk. given how weak the foundation is. lmfao #yea we got together bc he was obsessed w me from the start #(ofc) and then we’d get wasted and hang out and wake up together and i realized i liked him because i wanted to make a playlist for him #instead of studying for a midterm and then i initiated our first kiss really drunk and he later said it was a bad kiss #makes me sick to think she’d ever simp for him sorry that’s mean to say. like whoops jk totally cool for her #whatever. i’m sure beyond that they’re um… great… #i say the same shit to u guys over and over sorry imagine being up here tho 24/7. #can’t wait to go home so i can just write abt it except i can’t bc i’m so busy today lol #lol o ya i’m like straight but he freaks out when he sees me interact with u. lol

[shikai-the-storyteller]

PHIL TINA AND SYKKUNO CELEBRATING QUACKITY’S BIRTHDAY WITH HIM???

#BEST CASE SCENARIO IM SO FRICKIN HAPPY #I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOMEONE CANCELLED ON YOU QUACKITY?? #I'm so hyped I wanna see him and Phil hanging out I am SO excited #I straight up forgot Phil was in Cali rn #LMFAO Quackity just said everyone's running late except for Tina RIPPPP #i talk #mcyt talk #''we have alcohol'' IS HE GONNA GET PHIL DRUNK??? #he did say he wanted to drink with Phil because Wil said Phil's a funny drunk

[kittywriites]

i’m going away for the weekend and i just so very badly........don’t....want to....

#like i should want to #i should wanna go see my extended family and party with them and tralala #but it's for my golden boy holier than thou brother's 'jack and jill' party #so like him and his perrrrrfect fiance are gonna be there and everyones gonna be doting and fawning over them bc omgggg ur getting MARRIED #and he's already such a pompous arrogant fuck #like i love him bc hes my brother and i have to but pretty much i hate his guts #everyone in this family already treats him like the sun shines out his ass #i'm not looking forward to a whole weekend of it bc hes the first kid to get married in my family #i'm just gonna get riproaring drunk and have lots of sex with my boyfriend in his hondai tuscon #....my boyfriends hondai tuscon not my brothers lmfao #UGH #and the plus side is my sister aka the only other one who sees the bullshit is driving up with us #so we get to talk shit for 6+ hours on the way there at least #maybe i'll get it outta my system #ANYWAY imma try to do replies and/or post some dumb short opens just to distract myself #not that anyones read this far i'm sure lmfao #&& mun || mindless chatter

[swordmaid]

i like to think that shri’iia and astarion actually spent a lot of time together at night when the others are asleep bc elves don’t need to sleep. a trance lasts for like 4 hrs I think and I don’t think astarion spends the whole night hunting so they have a lot of time to kill while they wait for the others to get up. at first I don’t think they’d interact a lot - maybe some conversations here and there but they’ll just spend a lot of time doing their own thing. once they get to know each other, and they’re more familiar (post vampire reveal) I think they’d be interacting more and more. maybe they’d talk about what happened that day or bring up a random thought they had, some mindless conversation to humour them throughout the night. then when they actually know each other (I’m thinking post oathbreaking/shri’iia telling the truth about herself) is when they get comfortable to talk and share about the more personal stuff. I love the idea of their relationship progressing through the simple quiet convos tho … just the realisation that they actually like to be in each other’s company… since their romance was built on deceit, the idea of it being nurtured and changing into something more genuine bc they just hang out a lot and they liked each other’s company is just so weirdly sweet to me lmfao. I also like the idea that they both didn’t expect to fall for each other. like just imagining shri’iia making some poisons for him one night and she realises she’s actually kind of into this fucking guy she’s like oh god… oh fuck 🧍‍♀️😳

#clown to clown romance to ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️😭 #and shri’iia only slept with him bc she wanted a distraction lmfao #like it was after the tiefling party too where I imagined she was trying to get hella drunk bc her oath is broken #part of her soul is missing/her chest feels so hollow so she wants something to distract her from knowing she fucked up BIG time ‼️‼️ #so when this person who is kind of ok and you see eye to eye with comes up and goes like wanna fuck she’s like sure why not #like she’s already reached a low point in her life 😭 might as well #but I really like the idea that they both didn’t expect this romance LMFAO they both got bamboozled big time #like it’s just kind of sweet to me … so when they go off and do the romantic stuff I just get a big giggle bc im like #remember when y’all were just using each other 🤭🤭🤭 #shut up about bg3.