#i just want him to be sopping wet

[rexscanonwife]

'The only problem is forgetting which side you're on'

Soooo jane has a zombie boyfriend I guess 🤷‍♂️ really no clue how this happened but this is my first official ship art and I plan to do more so expect more soon! No text alt under the cut

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #self insert community #self ship community #self insert x canon #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #michael afton #mike schmidt #crush: 🔦🧟‍♂️ #ougghhhh i GOTTA lore dump soon!! #i mean fnaf has tons of complicated lore and i was like what if i made it even MORE complicated #its also funny to me that i dont have an official ship tag for him despite things seeming to progress fast lol #but ougghhh i wanna talk about it so bad but i have rules for myself #theyre dumb rules i should just talk on my own damn blog #im working on my design for him tho!! this is something of a beta #i had a few sketches i did at work and my coworker said he reminded her of kristoff frozen for some reason??? #i just want him to be sopping wet #josh hutcherson is growing on me but i dont want it to be EXACTLY him #cause i dont rly ship w that version its rly game michael im into #ill find the balance soon #anyways uhhh it 4:30 am #im scheduling this #Goodnight

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Playdate in peril, the homosexual thoughts be upon ye.

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#MDZS #poorly drawn mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lan xichen #I subscribe more to the belief that LXC saw an opportunity for his brother to make a friend his age than him wanting to play matchmaker #in his perspective wwx is clearly going out of his way to *try* and interact with his little brother #and he reads the signs that lwj isn't objecting to it #sometimes you gotta facilitate a friendship between people by setting them up to hang out on a lake together! #how was he supposed to know the levels of tension between the two? #If it were not for the several feet of cursed water between them they would be fighting with fists not words #wwx has incepted a thought into lwj and its not going away! #dear god i hope the boy you like doesn't fall into the water and you have to pull his sopping wet body into your arms #It took every ounce of restraint in me to not pull a quote from the linked song #so now its just a bonus for people who like to click links #I have to continue the pre flashback joke somehow #lets make it soft canon in this comic that wwx has been humming and singing boat drinks the entire time they've been out on the water

[greenmantle]

I'm so, so sorry - I'm just...

#the newsreader #the newsreader spoilers #dale jennings #thenewsreaderedit #sam reid #i have not watched this season! i'm just being provided time stamps and doing my monkey dance i guess. don't ask! #this is ugly. go tell someone else. like it's my fault #franki #mine #he is a sopping wet cat. he's begging to be let in. he wants your can of tuna #he's pathetic and he's the villain and i love him and i hate him. do you understand

[driveitlikesebastianvettelwould]

Sebastian Vettel featured during Day 2 of the LA Sail GP 2023.

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#sebastian vettel #ahhhhhhh #PLEASE #loml #bbygworl is thrivin having fun glowin’ #pretty guardian sailor seb #✨majestic✨ #he’s so cute please send help #mint sebtent just keeps coming and I keep crying #😭😍😭😍😭😍 #sopping wet kitten I want to wrap in a warm blanket #promising rn I’m never getting over any of this #a little guy that is so interesting #they are happy to have him #sail GP showing him off loudly #we stan #sailgp #2023 #seb

[polarmary]

Happy Birthday to this looser (I love him)

#my sad attempt at an apple warping paper lmao sorry dadzui #i wonder what those 3 gave him now that i think about it- #i hate this ginger he ruined my life i just want to tackle him with affection- im too gay for him ill shut up #milgram #fuuta kajiyama #kajiyama fuuta #my art #my sopping wet cat

[momomallowart]

Imagine if you will... Ray with a tongue piercing ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ 💭

A more "messy" version under the cut bc I wanted to practice tears and stuff.. 👀

#Ok I may have put way more effort into this than I should've but I literally couodnt stop thinking about this #I used this as an excuse to practice rendering so technically its productive (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) #I really enjoy drawing tears and idk what that says about me as a person #I just love the idea that hes just talkin away and suddenly you see a little glint in his mouth and oh my god is that what i think it is? #and hes such a bottom that he would just let you open and pkay with his mouth to see for yourself #he's just my lil sopping wet meow meow I can't help but put him thru situations #I think often about his different sides clashing and being very gap moe #like Ray with a tongue piercing? please someone hold me back bc I'm going AT HIM #I want EVERY version of this man I cannot even explain how deeply the brain rot goes #the day I stop thinking about Saeran Choi is the day I drop dead actually #I wont fill the tags with any more salacious comments about how sl\/tty this man is but just know the thoughts are plentiful #anyways enjoy the food #more art to come as I'm getting back into my artistic groove lately #my art #mystic messenger #mysme #saeran choi #mysme saeran #mysme ray #mystic messenger unknown #unknown mysme #ray mystic messenger #mystic messenger fanart #mystic messenger mc #mysme mc

[comradekatara]

yeah i am a proponent of “sokka has two hands and suki and zuko are good buddies” but i also think “suki and zuko are in a rivalry over sokka, and while suki sees it as friendly banter, zuko thinks of it as life or death (because he is obviously losing)” is just. really funny

#these are not mutually exclusive btw #i think they EVENTUALLY become buddies but before that. zuko fucking hates her #but suki just pities him :(( #she can’t even be mad at him for burning down her village bc he wants her boyfriend so bad it’s pathetic #when he’s a bitch to her she just sees it as like. a chihuahua yapping at her feet #she’s like awww poor thing. sopping wet. miserable. adorable #suki&zuko #sokkaxsuki #sokkaxzuko #zuko #suki

[angelsarecomputers]

he deserves to be cradled like he cradles that mug

#my poor little sopping wet meow meow boy #wet cardboard box all alone etc etc #im like a stuck record when it comes to this man #i love him and he deserves love #i want him so bad rn #i literally just cant fucking hell #brba #jesse pinkman #me tag

[friendlyfatbee]

I saw how you draw Ik and he looks so silly and friend shaped in your style ^^

IOFJOMJSEFESIJEFSIJ AWWWW THANK YOU MAN 🥺🥺🥺

You actually put me back in the mood to draw Ik because he IS so silly and friend shaped

#also I just really wanted to make a “faux” sticker sheet because I do not know how to actually make sticker sheets at all ;-; #my reply #my art #the upturned #ikabod kee #tw gun #gun tw #cw guns #shitpost #I think #yeah shitpost maybe because GUN #and him looking like a sopping wet cat in the top right corner lol

[laesas]

Pathetic!Kimhan truthers rise up 💕

#baby-dom chay you are my confidante my best friend my silly rabbit. #for legal reasons this is a lightheated jokey post :') #but it is also what I do every time 💀 #I dont know if its because it orders them Chay/Kim on ao3 so when the dom/sub tag is there im like OH MY GOD YES FINALLY LETS FUCKING GO #rare dom-sub variations my beloved #alas.................. people look at kim and think ''hot.'' instead of ''sopping wet pathetic little meow meow'' #the power that d/s chay/kim has. #Kimhan 'needs to be in complete control' Theerapanyakul #utterly picked apart by Porchay 'broke down all of Kims careful defenses by accident' Kittisawadt #it just makes sense!!!!! #credit to tumblr user kinnbig for the meme #negative credit for being too much of a puthy to post it tho 🙏 #that said my wife does have significantly more followers than me to be angy in the inbox and she does not want that smoke💀 #I however needed this on my blog more than my peace and sanity #anyway sub!kim is my hill to die on #youre telling me you dont look at Kimhan Theerapanyakul and want him held down by the throat?? #you think he doesnt deserve to be pinned to a wall??? #thats like enrichment for him??? he loves it #its perfect. Kim finally doesnt have to be in control and Chay finally gets to!! its just such a neat exploration of trust!! #something something eroticising vulnerability after years of being forced to be stoic and invulnerable and emotionally cut off 💕 #the fandom can barely handle sub!Kim so let me stay completely silent on my sub!Vegas thesis....... but like...... 👀 #anyway!! babygirlify that man #put that man on his knees agenda 💕

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hehe I really enjoy your comantary and captions you're so funny, I can't wait until we see Wen Ning again since we left his brief cameo

I miss him everyday.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen ning #ask #thanks for reading my silly commentary. I also can't wait until we see Wen Ning again! #Wen Ning is so full of babyboy energy....I just want good things to happen to him but oh no oh god the horrors #They keep happening to my precious guy! My sopping wet rabbit! #You have to make sure your Wen Ning gets head pats every day or he will start to wilt #Even if he gets a little stinky and soggy from being buried for 13 years #he is still so deserving of scritches and goodboy treats! #Goodboy treats are probably worms ngl. You think Wen Qing would *Not* feed her little brother worms as children? To see what happens? #She's a woman of science. Hypotheses must be tested. And now WN is a number one worm eater. #The whole corpse thing was just the most wild coincidence. Let WN eat worms regardless of being a live or not!

[coffee-bat]

divorce

#i was replaying flashback tapes and the reminder that 1) brio was actually still around after crash left (coexisting with n gin) #then just suddenly got up and left. and 2) cortex was sappy over missing crash #gave me a sudden incredible mental image #crash bandicoot #neo cortex #dr neo cortex #n. brio #nitrus brio #shitpost #my art #i wanted to make him look as pathetic and poor little meow meow-y as possible #sopping wet miserable beast. with his tub of jen & berry's 😔

[joelletwo]

[thesis - antithesis - synthesis] zura goes on e and gets big naturals immediately and THEN he gets top surgery

#sopping wet gintoki posting #i just know he has big naturals in him. even if he doesnt want them. thats fine.

[time-was-over]

get a load of this fucking nerd

#wip #adelais (oc) #partial nudity #i guess? #i mean he is wearing shorts #i just wanted to post the sketch. he looks so fucking miserable i don’t think i’ve ever drawn him looking not miserable #sopping wet #he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone #this is just his scar reference

[nightly-ruse]

Kinda just needed a cat to draw and decided on @bonefall ‘s Runningnose! I really like this morally gray goopy guy, his claws stained with yew berry juice from a few not so ethical loop arounds the code. Wonder how he feels about his own partner in crime being killed by those bright red berries…

#Runningnose #gift art #I like this dude he’s cool #the stained claws were something I thought of while reading their posts about him and I kinda fell in love with it lol #especially with how it tied by to brokenstar’s death #just needed to try out some style things on a fairly simple nice design #and wanted to draw this guy he’s just so sopping wet and I love it #night knacks #warrior cats