#i hate these old men

[clementine221b]

so you’re telling me Cuddy CANONICALLY dreamt of House and Wilson co-parenting Rachel sitcom-style that ends in a group hug with a sickeningly happy smile on their faces? i need to lie down.

#i hate them so much actually #i hate these old men #old man yaoi #basically hilson #hilson #gregory house #house md #james wilson #hate crimes md

[bambiali]

#girlblogging #just girly things #female manipulator #female hysteria #just girly posts #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #quotes #hate men #poem #poetry #quoteoftheday #female rage #manic pixie dream girl #coquette #lisbon sisters #lily rose depp #palo alto #i love old men #sweet little nymph #the feminine urge to #girl interrupted #cinnamon girl #lana del ray aka lizzy grant

[greelin]

“well gray hair is hotter on men than it is on women generally—” well what if i killed you.

#i think you guys just hate women existing at all to be honest. #men can get the grace to age at all meanwhile a woman is 35+ and you think she should and/or does look an old crone. Jail

[sword-swallower-pin]

Its so nice to have new beatles content that is objectively stupid and funny rather than all the beautiful, well-made and moving stuff we've gotten over the last few years. This is how the girls must have felt when magical mystery tour came out

#i actually really love it. there is no hate in my heart for paul and ringo. they're weird old men doing weird old men things its wonderful #now and then #the beatles

[dollypopup]

"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"

My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???

Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor

His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?

Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?

Be so serious right now

#polin #bridgerton #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #lord debling #good old alfie d giving us absolutely NOTHING #'it would be so great to have a husband who is never there so I can live my life in peace!!!!' like. . .are you sure. . .you like men? #as a queer woman i get it: he'd be great for a wlw because like byeeeeee who needs love from a man when i can be left alone w/ my hot besti #but like. . .penelope wants love. . .and she DESERVES love and she wants her husband to love her!!!! #the featherington husbands are obsessed with their wives and you want pen to be out here alone in a big house? for why????? #tell me you hate penelope featherington without telling me you hate penelope featherington #she deserves her hot ass husband who finds her in every room and event they're in and hypes her up and eats the same food she does #so he can taste what she tastes #and kiss all over her and take her on his travels and show her the world and inform her that she's fantastic and kiss her all the time #and show her how much he wants her no matter where they are #LIKE BE FORREAL #you really want penelope out here with an absent husband so she can keep writing a gossip column that makes her cry all the time? #byeeeeeeee

[layaboutace]

House is very competitive about the naughty doctor award.

#i wonder if im the first person to draw fortysomething fanart #it would be so funny if so #sorry i just love these two old men so much #hate crimes md #house md #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #house x wilson #dr house #house md fanart #fortysomething #peter capaldi #hugh laurie #paul slippery #ronnie pilfrey #dr slippery #dr pilfrey #my art #fan art #fanart #csp #csp art #digital art #art #tagging their names cuz i doubt anyone is tagging fortysomething and need people to see them together

[that-butch-archivist]

I'm not sure if this will take off but I'd love to be indulged. I just read through an old reddit thread where butches talked about what colognes they wore and liked, and got to thinking that it'd be fun to do the same.

#the archivist inquiries of the public #tumblr polls #polls #poll time #also honestly i'm a bit of a frag head #if that's the proper term #which i didn't used to be but then i started enjoying more and more being a pleasant sensory experience for people #and also sometimes the reactions of the girls gays and theys is. ahem. quite nice too #also i love wearing cologne and doing it better than men #it's like dress up but it isn't but if it makes homophobes mad then yes it is and i'm flipping them off while i do it #archivist talk #personally in my collection i've got one million lucky valentino's born in roma and then TF's oud wood and i recently got another #called bohemian lime #lush's lord of misrule is also ... mamma mia #i've got others but these are just the ones of note based on how other people have reacted lol #also shout out to old spice deodorant in all its many scents except for the part where it gives me a rash hate that part #lesbianism #dykery #butch posting #butch #butch lesbian #butch dyke #a butch dyke wants to know man talk to me #thatbutcharchivist

[14dayswithyou]

[18 May 2022] after playing the game, i have gained the great misfortune of having Ren haunt my every waking moment. i simply saw pink boy on itch.io and thought "wowie" and then proceeded to cry when i found out that he actually looks like an e-boy and all I could think was "WOWOW HE SO NICE TO LOOK AT AYO???? 😳😳" either way, i actually wanted to ask if Ren could dance? and if so, does he have any preference? that and even if he couldn't, is he okay with MC just randomly grabbing him to dance with them in the apartment because they just like bonding with him like that? (honestly speaking all thoughts i have of this e-boy dweebus are domestic fluff bits, so while he has questionable hobbies, i would like for him to know he's lovely and that i wanna hold him gently like hamborgor 😔)

JFAFKSAFKA PLEASE "I HAVE GAINED THE GREAT MISFORTUNE OF HAVING REN HAUNT MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT" SENT ME 💀

But omg?? If you took his hand and just pulled him into some kind of dance, then he'd probably just crumble on the spot. Physically? he's chill and here dancing with you underneath the glow of your refrigerator light. Mentally? He's in another plain of existence just screaming into the void because "oh my god they're touching me?? we're dancing together???? they're so close????? i don't want to step on their feet???????? they smell so good??? im—"

#Looking back at my old art and realising.... Yeah babey was NOT drawing men back then dkggksgs #I was in it for the women and da women only!!! #And then 2023 ended up being the year where I only drew men/Ren T_T oghhhh #I hate it here /silly /pos #🧡 — curious cat archive. #💖 — about ren. #💖 — 14 days with queue. #💜 — blog canon. #🖤 — gallery.

[catmanbowser]

Pester me enough on discord i’ll eventually draw these two for real

Shoutout to the lil critters and the ceiling friends out there this one’s for yall <3

#superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #bark #bruclark #<-nvm i remembered the real ship name my bad. i thought it was bark TT #dc #catman's art #[tim allan HueUgH?? noise] old men yaoi number one #wow for real this time. forst time ever drawing these two hiii <3<3 #WOW IM SORRY IT TOOK ME 67 YEARS TO DRAW BRUCE WAYNE AGAIN #i hate drawing him so much you dont understand #jk i dont hate drawing him he’s just a bitch to draw im not even gonna lie #pourerd my heart in this. channeld the babygirl when drawing him #……ok bye

[clementine221b]

this show is not fucking real

#house divided #house md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #hate crimes md #I HATE THESE HOT OLD MEN #what even is this show #i hate them so much actually

[fivveweeks]

everyone look at my fucking wives again

#pokemon sv #pokemon scarvi #pokemon larry #pokemon hassel #draws #screaming crying and biting #GOD i hate these old men (affectionate)

[ringosmistress]

#balls mcfartney #lmao #where can i find guys like this #he's so right #i hate the beatles #bunch of old men #i cannot stop thinking about it #the beatles #paul mccartney #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles #memes #yellow submarine

[wynsvre]

get kissed, idiot!!!!!!!!!

(sorta based on this fic by @mirilyawrites and this post LOLLLL)

#fuck these old men i hate them i love them #lokius #loki #loki tv #mobius #mobius m mobius #get kissed idiot #i fucking loooove that cat ok #my art

[rad-roche]

still life! working on my colours and edges. you can see me fighting for my life below to the soothing sounds of Skeleton Music. i'd guess at a colour, swatch it over the reference picture, get that wrong, repeat until correct. it's slow-going, but i feel like progress is being made

#timelapse #rochedotpng #when i get back to those old men.... it will be with renewed vigour #although i suppose you could call this man very very old. too old even #song is the credits from smtIV apocalypse #flashing lights cw #god almighty i hate painting teeth. we have too many bones! too many! it's greedy!

[sergle]

has the huggable twee irritation always been a Thing or did it evolve in response to like, "you're not ugly. i'd fuck you" type comments? like in your personal experience

god, I'm not well spoken enough to describe it exactly the way it Registers In My Brain... but like. It's not the "you're not ugly, I'd fuck you" genre, and that type of comment is so easy to immediately dismiss because it always comes from a certain type of man, and it's like yeah yeah, I could throw a sandwich and you'd fuck it before it hit the floor. But also, that one's so specific, it's a bottom-of-the-barrel "compliment" that dudes will give when a woman has actively said something about feeling like she's unattractive.

The HUGGABLE THING. The oooh squishy marshmallow somft huggable mom shaped 🥺🥰 She looks like she gives GREAT HUGS. Those comments are UNPROMPTED. I'm immediately like. Every keyword you say, I kill another hostage. I will blow up this whole building and everyone in it. Because it is SO FUCKING WEIRD. And I have heard it one million times. And I see it on every drawing of a character who's even remotely plus sized. These comments would not fly for a thinner person, they'd be rightfully received as weird. People aren't gonna comment on a picture of Ariana Grande going omg she's sooo huggable mom friend shaped. WHAT. Simultaneously are desexualized and sanitized to a weird degree in that uwu language way, WHILE also being creepy. Like, why are you describing what you think I'd feel like if you hugged me? Like the only positive thing you can think of to say is that I look like I have some give. As strangers. I'm not going to hug you, I think you're a creep and I think you're giving yourself a big pat on the back for complimenting a fat person. What are we doing I'm arguing at the air. Where am I And you're just supposed to go oh thank you that's so nice, because as a fat person, you gotta take whatever compliment you get, even if it is actually not a compliment. And that's the thing, there are SO MANY ACTUAL COMPLIMENTS TO PICK FROM. But people settle on huggable and somft. Was this person pretty? Were they hot? You could say gorgeous? Handsome, beautiful? Elegant? Stunning? Sharp? Sexy? Stylish? Are you trying to say that you're attracted to this person's body? Are we being horny? Do you think they just look nice in general? Can't we think of anything else to say? Or are we just gonna sit here and say they fuckin look like Santa Claus. Huggable like a pillow. Girl what the fuck

#every time I see or hear it my eyes roll so far back in my head that I can look at my thoughts #I accepted about a thousand of these compliments as haha thank you before I gave up on pretending I think it's a compliment at all #people say this shit ALL THE TIME and I KNOWWWWWWWWWW I'm not the only bitch who hates it. #I hear this from others too. I'm not completely insane right here #or maybe I am. FUCK AUGH #can someone explain it BETTER AND LESS LENGTHY #sergle answers #People don't say any of the outdated plus sized compliments anymore either. you only hear them from old men #Like I would rather be called full figured or curvaceous or a whole lotta woman before I get called MOM FRIEND SHAPED??????????????? #what's that post.I'm going to kill myself in front of you and forever change the trajectory of your life #It would be different to be described as soft by like a partner. combined with compliment-compliments. like yeah you OBVIOUSLY know #what I feel like

[xieliancore]

chuuya redraw while i try to process the finale???

#bsd spoilers #bungou stray dogs spoilers #chuuya #chuuya fanart #bsd #bsd fanart #WHAT WAS THAT ENDING #i cannot believe i cried bc of old men yaoi when i hate fukuchi #aya best girl #BRAM #ofc...skk being gay as always #also i dont think fyodor and sigma d worded #my art