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yellowistheraddest · 3 months
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GET PLAYED FRENCH BOY!!!
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pidginhole · 6 months
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“Do not forget my heartbeat on the right.”
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foxedfriend · 27 days
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9-1-1 || 7x04
here before buddie canon!! 😜😜
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also currently listening to bad omens by 5sos and that exactly describes how i feel about this.
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gaylittleguys · 9 months
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I hate it when people make posts or whatever like ‘ugh 🙄 I can’t believe I’m a MAN 🤢🤮 I grew up thinking I was woman and women are so great and pretty and I’m just a gross stinky man ew’ like ok. speak for yourself I love being a man it fucking rules. trans masculinity is awesome. you sound like you need to sort those feelings out for yourself dude.
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eileensdress · 1 year
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Nothings funnier than Hannibal and Will giggling and kicking their feet in that fuckin art museum in Florence they finally chose Gay And Evil and just celebrated in public
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cream-and-tea · 6 months
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grrrr mandatory word counts i hate you i hate you
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buggbuzz · 29 days
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never trust a couple on april fools btw
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just watched Taboo (Gohatto) that anon here was talkin bout and i get legal rights to talk about it on this blog because takeshi kitano (hirose) plays hijikata in the movie
#snap chats#LIKE THE ENTIRE TIME I JUST KEPT THINKING 'wait he looks really familiar'#lo and behold thats so funny#anyway What Did I Think Of The Movie#it was hilarious the shinsengumi are fucking SCRAMBLING because of this pretty boy#hijikata looking at everyone like 'kondo are you in love with him ??? SOJI are YOU in love with him?? INOUE??????'#everyone but himself smh he only got eyes for one man but we been knew#okita was peak with the Top Ten Homophobia moments i cant#bro said 'oh no i hate gay people but i love a good story'#AND THE WAY HE WAS LIKE 'hijikata you're gay for kondo tho arent you like you always get pissed when people talk to him'#ENOUGH the shinsengumi is full of homosexuals#yamazaki was prob my fave bro in this movie idk why. maybe its cause i also thought he was real handsome but dont look at me#oh but the Actual movie i should talk about right#i just felt bad for kano the whole time#like people keep lusting after him and he's just like 'please leave me be'#the whole time hiji suspects him and tashiro to be lovers but like#we don't get to see kano's feelings on the matter aside from him pulling a knife on tashiro after he tries to sleep with him#it feels like kano's feelings are pushed to the side the whole time actually#the only time we actually see him earnestly say he loves someone is about yamazaki#and of course yamazaki doesnt reciprocate- whole movie tbh is just the shinsengumi trying to get kano to Not Be Gay#but like he's not even doing anything it's the men around him that keep trying to make a move on bro#tho the film DOESS say takeda courted him for a bit ?? but the deets on that are vague- tho kano at least laughs about it so#im scratching my head about the ending of the movie too- i cant decide if okita kills kano or what#hijikata cutting down the cherry blossom tree makes me believe that's what happened but idk#ALSO i dont think they want him to be Not Gay because of strict homophobia but because.well it's causing a problem#not STRICTLY cause hes gay but its cause men are killing each other over him- Allegedly it aint confirmed if kano killed yuzawa or not#but SOMEONE tried to kill yamazaki so.#it was an ight movie tho i wasnt mad bout watchin it. if you're gonna watch it warnings for SA/dubious consent and casual homophobia
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clottedcreamtea · 1 year
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yeah so i made a little interlude in order for the next chapter to make sense.
ALSO IM POSTING THIS ON AO3 NOW!!! I'm just also posting it here to make hype :) or something
enjoy this silly small excerpt
...(The Proposal)
"I’m surprised she said no.”
Custard Cookie and Mille-feuille Cookie had sent their children to bed, deciding to return to the bay outside of Oyster Manor, conversing with each other about the great argument they had just endured. 
The vanilla-scented elder huffed a laugh from his cream beard. “Yes, well, that’s Oyster Cookie. A blackmailing politician with morals.”
“Ha! You don’t hear that every day, do you?”
The pair sat in silence, watching the ships sail across the rolling sea.
After a few moments of letting the sea salt breeze cross her face, Mille-feuille Cookie began to smile and spoke, “Financier Cookie would agree to a proposal.”
Custard Cookie turned sharply to his fellow elder, unconvinced she was being serious. “Would she?”
The dark-haired elder nodded. “I spoke to her just before bed, telling her how honorable the act would be!” Mille-feuille Cookie laughed heartily. “She’d do anything I asked of her. She is the most loyal paladin in all the Republic. Nearly acting like a lost cake hound looking for an owner to rely on!”
Custard Cookie grinned, but it soon faded when he remembered his son’s qualms with the proposal. “Clotted Cream Cookie has quite the infatuation with Oyster Cookie’s prodigy… I worry that it ventures past the boundaries of a mere bond between friends.”
Mille-feuille Cookie scoffed and waved a hand in dismissal. “Oh, please. That young Cookie is an effeminate excuse for an heir to the throne. I heard a rumor that he isn’t even Oyster Cookie’s real son!”
There was a long pause between the pair.
“An illegitimate son, you say?” Custard Cookie was intrigued.
“Mhmm. Have you never heard the legend of the knight’s son?” Mille-feuille Cookie adjusted her cream-colored shawl to avoid the growing breeze.
“Is it popular?”
“It’s popular with the lower city. The Cookies below us like to believe in Cinderella Cookie stories so that they can have hope that they, too, will achieve fame and fortune as we have.”
“What is the legend anyway?” Custard Cookie pressed.
“In simple terms, a couple of Cookies from the Dark Cacao Kingdom could not raise the child, so they sent him away to a promising nation, dropping him off at a doorstep of a Cookie who looked as though she could take care of him.”
Another pause. Waves crashed and birds cried in the evening air. 
“What are you trying to say, elder Mille-feuille Cookie?”
“I am simply providing a guarantee that Clotted Cream Cookie will not say no to the proposal. If he truly values Royal Milk Tea Cookie as deeply as you believe he does, he will do anything to protect the Oyster heir and his family’s reputation.”
Mille-feuille Cookie was right. Sure, it was immoral, but Clotted Cream Cookie was a pawn to be played with, not a sentimental family member to consider the feelings of. To ensure that House Custard remained at the top throughout the years to come, elder Custard Cookie would have to find some way to simply become more powerful, and joining two houses was the perfect plan.
After letting her colleague stir in the plot, Mille-feuille Cookie spoke once more, “I believe we have an agreement, do we not?” 
“Yes. I will discuss it with Clotted Cream Cookie in the morning. He won’t be happy with having to marry the young bodyguard as opposed to his close friend.”
“Oh, posh. Many of us have sat in marriage deemed miserable for years just to get where we are now. He shall learn to do the same or he is not fit to become the Consul of the Republic.”
The two turned to each other, providing a simple handshake and a nod before turning to leave, and returning to their homes.
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katatonicimpression · 2 years
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gerbertphrog · 1 year
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wish i had more queer moots but im also too fuckin awkward to make friends with people lmao
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starsonmarsy · 2 years
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the fuck do you mean it's gonna be 95°F tomorrow i'm gonna die
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twosevenninefourau · 2 years
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mechatiqe · 2 months
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"Kazuichi, I wish to conduct an...experiment of sorts. You will protest, but it is rather hard to miss that you are drawn to me, in whatever way that may be, and yet you insist you hold no attraction towards men. I believe we should settle this, once and for all. I propose a trial: For the length of a week, we will 'date', in whatever way you wish to read this as. We will treat each other as partners so we may see how such a concept makes you feel when put into practice. as opposed to mere verbal theory."
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The sound of a wrench hitting the ground was the first response, as a furious blush took over the mechanic’s face. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck just happened?? Why did the other drop THAT out of the blue??? And so casually??????
“W-wha…” he stammered, before whipping around to properly face the other. “WHERE DID THAT COME FROM???? W-WHAT… I-I…” He shook his head, before pointing a shaky finger at the other. “ARE YOU NUTS?? IF WE DO THAT PEOPLE WILL THINK… W-WE’RE A C-CO… COU… T-THEY’LL THINK I’M GAY!! I-I’M NOT GAY!! NO EXPERIMENT IS NEEDED!!”
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aardvaark · 1 year
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"clothes i regret buying from my [insert subculture] phase" "best products to achieve that clean girl aesthetic" "i support trans rights but neopronouns…. cmon, im not calling you that" "how i did my makeup when i was emo (ew)" "filming the weird kid in secret cause wtfff guys" "you only need these 10 makeup products for this quick look" "sometimes i even go out only wearing concealer, lipgloss, eyeliner and mascara" "glad i stopped being alt lol" "fine you win with ya gay stuff" "those people that never grew out of their [insert subculture] phase smh" "how do these people get bfs and gfs but i dont??" "we should bring back bullying" "mean girl check" "i’m sorry but can we agree that this is cringe" "my bi phase" "my nonbinary phase" "what you need in your wardrobe for 2023" "which [insert disability] influencers are faking" "why you need a BBL" "why you need a buccal fat reduction" "neurodivergent ppl are sooo cute uwu" "filming weird self diagnosed autistic people at my college" ………….. i hate fast fashion i hate cringe culture i hate how people dehumanise anyone they see as "weird" i hate meaningless quick trends that cause damage i hate how quickly people turn on disabled & neurodivergent & queer ppl & POC when some stupid trend is over!!
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batboybowie · 2 years
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gay people are so dumb i just spent the last ten minutes explaining to my friend ash how among us works smh my head gay people
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