#i had to get this off my chest

[anantaru]

whenever i write smut for diluc i tend to forget to write the actual smut scenes because i always add too much descriptions of romance in the fics and how much he loves you, i just want to make it clear in my writing that his love has no bounds and how diluc loves you is very intense. listen, this man is such a passionate lover, he is blooming from how you allow him to love you until he feels how you become this beacon of hope to him. i just have to get my point across on this, he is so akin to mr. darcy from pride & prejudice, diluc is a good man, he is intelligent and kind to people, he protects them, he is wise too, funny in his own type of way. what else is that he would die for you. he would kill for you. he would conquer the world for you. diluc would do it all and look utterly handsome while doing it! case closed.

#i had to get this off my chest #also this made me want to rewatch pride & prejudice for the tenth time #i had this sudden surge of diluc brainrot HAHA i hope we see him soon <3 #genuinely i miss the mondstadt characters they are all my favorites #๑•ᴗ•๑ yoru approved'

[poisonpercy]

Ok I’m not done (sorry) complaining. I think when people say that the pjo show is for kids which explains the exposition dumping and the chronic overuse of telling instead of showing is a disservice to kids. I mean this very sincerely, but kids are not dumb and they pick up on a lot that you don’t realize. I work with kids ages 3 to 9. They are babies, but I am blown away at how perceptive and smart some of them are. I complain about kids irl a lot for behavioral reasons, but when given the resources, they’re so smart. Saying bad writing (like the stuff I mentioned earlier) is acceptable because it’s for kids means you have a fundamental misunderstanding on how kids operate. Just think back to when you were a kid. You may have grown a lot since then, but I can’t imagine you genuinely believe that you were oblivious to everything. Kids’ media has always been full of depth, just think of atla. So when a show like pjo lacks that storytelling power, it’s not because it’s for kids. It’s because the show itself is bad

#i had to get this off my chest #i’m tired of kids being used as a scapegoat #for bad storytelling #pjo show crit #skys post

[fairy-hub]

Toji who is always working so his wife decided that she would like a live in nanny to help with the two kids. That’s where you come in, and both of them are taken with you right away giving you the job after an interview

Mamaguro (lol calling her that for now) and you get very close, always hanging out after the kids go to bed. And enjoying taking care of the little ones together since the load is shared.

Toji who comes home one day to see you and Mamaguro on the sofa drinking glasses of wine, softly talking. And he can cut through the sexual tenison if he wanted. Instead he sits next to you, trapping you between Mamaguro and himself. He reaches his arm around behind you and it’s almost like you are snuggle into him

You look at mamaguro a bit nervous to make sure you aren't crossing any boundries. And she comes a little closer, before you know it the three of you are snuggling in the sofa watching tv

After that toji and mamaguro get touchy here and there. She likes to grap your upper arm or hip, she stands so close with her tits nearly touch your’s at times.

And Toji is always putting his hand on your lower back, staring at your lips. Smirking at you and damn near undressing you with his eyes along with his wife. It's clear that the same look he gives her, he is giving you. And it’s finally clicking that these two really want to fuck you

#fey’s rambles #i had to get this off my chest

[ordinaryschmuck]

David Zaslav is on the phone as he enters his office.

David: It's nothing personal, it's just business. But don't worry, once another buyer offers eighty million, you'll have your property back. Okay? Okay. Goodbye, Mom. Love you.

He hangs up and notices a package left on his desk.

David: Huh. That's peculiar.

He walks over and sees that it's addressed to him. With a shrug, he opens it up.

*WHACK*!

And gets hits in the face with a springy boxing glove.

***

A burlap sack is ripped off David's head. He looks around and sees he's in a form of a warehouse, with the only light being the shining above him. In the shadows, he hears a crunch of somekind.

???: Eh, *tsk-tsk* What's up, Doc?

Out from the shadows comes Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, and even Foghorn Leghorn. They do NOT look happy.

David: Who...Who ARE you? WHAT are you?

Sam: OOOOOOOOOOOH!

He pulls out his guns.

Sam: Now I KNOW y'all didn't just say that you--

Bugs waves a hand in front of Sam.

Bugs: It's okay, Sammy Boy. Can't blame da poor, dumb, foolish suckah. (To David) Do ya know who Mickey Mouse is, Doc?

David: Is...that who you are?

Daffy: Doeth he look like a MOUTHE, you buffoon?!

Bugs: Daf. (To David) Mickey's the mascot of Disney, YOUR competitor. Fer bettah or woise, he represents da company. And to dis day is the backbone dat made Disney what it is. As for me and my compatriots, dat's who WE are for Warner Brudders.

David: I-I'm the CEO of Warner Brothers DISCOVERY.

Foghorn: Which is, I say, which is the result of merging with WARNER BROTHERS, ya dumb pig! No offense, Pork.

Porky: N-N-No-No-No offense taken.

Bugs: (To David) Ya see, Doc, we're da Looney Tunes. Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Foghorn Leghorn, and Yosemite Sam. Ya see, while Walter was makin' the mouse dat would rule the world wid a goofy cartoon mouse that entertained the kiddies, we's was making some CLASS. Cartoons dat dee adults AND kids could appreciate, wid witty dialogue and cartoonish slapstick. Me and Daf, here? We made bank off a short where we discussed who got shot by Elmer Fudd, where da joke was ALWAYS Daffy getting hit.

Daffy: Took a lot of shotth to make that comedy gold. LIterally.

Bugs: And it worked. Wid a poifect simple premise dat people always remember, wid people going "Wabbit Season, Duck Season" to dis day. Dat's who we are, Doc...And ya messed it all up.

Sam: Ya messed with the WRONG pardners, Davie!

David: H-How? How did I mess with you?!

Bugs: Hey, don't feel too bad. Warner Brudders' have been messing wid us for years, but we always took it on the chin. Dey want us to do TWO basketball movies? Dey want us to get rid of Pepe Le Pew? Why not. He stunk anyway and we wanted him out for years. Dey want our iconic image for an animated sitcom? We did it. 'Cause we're da Looney Tunes. We can sell ANYTHING.

Porky: I-I-I actually l-l-li-lo-li-lo--Really enjoyed the sitcom.

Bugs: Okay, it can be argued dat da sitcom is criminally underrated, but dat's besides the point. What I'm getting at is dat we're willing ta sell anything just as long as we get some of dat green ourselves. But ya made a mistake, Doc. Ya see, you went after one of our own.

He makes a "come here" gesture, and both Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner come out from the shadows as well, with Road Runner comforting the Coyote.

Bugs: Pepe Le Pew is one thing. We understand that his sense of humor doesn't fit well wid dis day and age. But Wile? Oh brudder, why did ya have to mess wid him?

David: What did I do to him?!

Bugs: Coyote Vs. ACME. Ringin' any bells?

David: That...movie no one wants to buy?

Bugs: A movie ya overselled for a quick buck. A movie dat people worked night and day on. A movie written by James Gunn, yer golden boy who you have fixin' yer DC franchise.

Foghorn: Which is, I say, which is a whole DIFFERENT can a worms.

Bugs, ignoring him: A movie dat stars our very own Wile E. Coyote. A character who's toons and silly antics are timeless and, I'll admit, makes bank better than me. Wit no dialogue, just expressions and goofy signs, him and da Road Runner are characters where the possibility is limited by da power of imagination. And a movie where he sues ACME over their failed gadgets? Well, I'd watch that. Wouldn't you, boys?

The others all murmur in agreement.

David: Well, it might not make a profit--

Bug: Space Jam 2 made TWICE of what yer trying ta sell Wile's movie for. Ya would think that a man desperate to make money would release a film featuring their most iconic brand to get him MORE money. But, no, that's what a GOOD business man would do.

David: Please! I-It wasn't anything personal! I didn't even WATCH the movie!

The Tunes all stare at him.

Bugs: ...Ya didn't WATCH it?

David: N-No?

Bugs: You were willing to sell, shelve, and even DELETE a movie from existence because ya don't think it won't make a profit. Except ya nevah THOUGHT ta watch it yerself and make yer judgment?

David: ...Running a business is REALLY hard--

Bugs: You MAROON. You marooniest maroon that's ever marooned. I can't even comprehend how not only did you get yer job but how ya STILL have a job despite all da STOOPID decisions you've made in--How long has he been in charge?

Porky: A-A-A--Nearly t-two years, boss.

Bugs: TWO YEARS. Ya've been in charge for TWO YEARS and managed to cost da studio so much money that ya could compare it to da GREAT DEPRESSION! If Disney loses dat money, dey can make it back wid anothah Marvel movie or a live action remake of Moana! WE ain't Disney, Doc! We need every dime we get and we're losin' it because a YOU!

David: ...

Bugs: Honestly, we was initially thinkin' a beatin' the snot out a yous and leaking da movie to da public. But now? Woof. NOW I know yer as dumb as an animal. And an animal needs to be treated as an animal.

He pulls out a dog whistle and gives it a blow. Within seconds, a small, brown tornado bursts through a wall in the warehouse and zooms over to the group, stopping its spin to reveal The Tasmanian Devil.

Bugs: Have ya heard of the Tasmanian Devil, David? Who am I kidding, of COURSE ya haven't. Well, let's just say that he'd be happy to meet you.

Taz looks at David, licks his lips, and starts jumping for joy as he heads over to him.

David: No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO--

***

David stands before a press conference, clothes torn up and his body bandaged.

David: I am now announcing that I'm stepping down as CEO of Warner Brothers Discovery...And as my last act, I will release Coyote Vs. ACME to the public.

Reporter: And are you going to release Batgirl too?

David: Well, no, that movie's unreleasable--

A batarang lands in front of him.

David: ...Batgirl and Coyote Vs. ACME. Both coming soon...to a theater or streaming service near you.

#david zaslav #the looney tunes #looney tunes #bugs bunny #daffy duck #porky pig #yosemite sam #foghorn leghorn #wile e coyote #road runner #coyote vs acme #fuck david zaslav #sorry this is long #i had to get this off my chest

[xmentallydisturbedllamax]

I feel so angry for Shoko because it feels like her friendship, companionship, and presence were never really appreciated or acknowledged when it comes to Gojo and Geto. It's as if she was always on the outside looking in no matter what - a third wheel.

Gojo even considers Geto his one and only (best) friend, as if Shoko wasn't right there, bleeding, suffering, sweating alongside them.

Of course, Gojo isn't obligated to hold her in higher esteem, just because she was around them, but it still feels wrong and unfair to me.

She deserved and deserves better than to be excluded in my opinion.

#shouko #shoko ieiri #ieiri shoko #jjk #I had to get this off my chest #sashisu #Shoko #that's just what I think #Gojo #gojo satoru

[laismoura-art]

I wish to talk about a moment! This dialogue:

Everybody I see talking about this moment only goes as far as saying, "Oh, Bi-Han is sexist >:O"

Which... he is. But more than that, he is:

Tradicional.

He is not saying this because he has a problem with women being warriors per se. He is saying this because, unlike Kuai, Bi-Han still thinks the old Lin Kuei traditions are right and should be followed.

So if the old Lin Kuei says Female Lin Kuei are not allowed, then by all means, Female Lin Kuei are not allowed!

And do you know who else thinks the old traditions are right and should be followed?

Frost.

She thinks the Lin Kuei should be led with iron fists.

She thinks the Lin Kuei should be merciless.

She thinks the Shirai Ryu and the Lin Kuei should remain enemies (and also thinks genocide is justified)

She thinks power should be pursued no matter the cost (even if the cost is your free will or the lives of your fellow clansmen)

But like a child who claims their country was better under a dictatorship, Frost is forgetting one little detail:

She has NO IDEA what that time was actually like!

I mean, she wasn't there! She has no idea what the old Lin Kuei was like!

And by all means, she never WOULD!

Cause as Bi-Han nicely reminds her: The old Lin Kuei, the one he follows and she sooo would rather have, DOESN’T ALLOW FEMALE LIN KUEI!

For as much as she complains about Kuai and how much he disregards tradition, she forgets his disregard is PRECISELY what made her Lin Kuei to begin with!

I mean, if she would rather have him be traditional, he could just have told her to fuck off his temple when she came to him, right?

After all. She wants the traditions to be followed.

He could have beaten her up for being mouthy and questioning his decisions. After all, the Lin Kuei must obey without question.

He could have sent her to face Hanzo (and be killed in the process). After all, the Shirai Ryu must be enemies (heck, he could've even allowed Hanzo to kill her on that one meeting. She started the fight, so she finishes it. Isn't that tradition?)

Also, it's funny that she praises the Cyber Initiative, when it means she gets some cyber enhancers and gets to command an army. But I wonder if she would have liked the ACTUAL Cyber Initiative, the one in which she would be just like the mindless robots she controls.

I wonder if someone like Frost, someone so strongminded, would ACTUALLY stand what the old Lin Kuei was like.

Be silenced? Forced to submission? Used as bait? Cannon fodder? As a Puppet??

Do you think she would stand be through what KUAI has??

I don't think so!

And I think people spend so much time being angry at Kuai for being angry at her that they forget just how much he did for her till he decided he had enough!

Can you imagine how many times Frost called him weak for his decisions?

Heck! He was accepting of her. He was kind and caring of her. He encouraged her to value her humanity and free will. He put an end to a war so she and his other students wouldn't have to fight and possibly DIE in it!

And all that for what? To hear that he's WEAK???

Can you imagine how much that must've sting?? How much that must've crushed his heart??

His heart is not frozen as he claims. It's BROKEN!

And all that because some stupid teenager can't be bothered to learn some history or by all means LISTEN to what the man who gave her everything has to say!

#mk11 frost is an spoiled brat who doesn't know how privileged she is #i hate her #and i hate even more to see kuai being hated on for being mad at her #maybe bi han was sexist here but by gods frost totally deserved and NEEDED to hear that! #frost #<- i like you in my AUs ONLY #bi han #<- you're an ass but i still like you better #kuai liang #<- baby i'm so sorry you had to go through that #hanzo hasashi #<- he's here... that's all #sub zero #noob saibot #rant post #i had to get this off my chest

[shouyou910]

can I just say one thing or like a few things I guess

I LOVE every single version of vegaspete there is out there. every single like, fanfic version of them

you write them soft?? and careful with each other? they’re not into bdsm and all that shit? yes give it to me I love it

or you write them as unhinged SEX FREAKS yeah? absolutely. spit kink?? choking? face slapping, spanking yeah uh huh I love that shit hand it over

pete being a total pain slut? yuppppp. or pete only wanting soft touches? yessss.

Vegas not liking inflicting pain. Vegas liking it.

I love it all!!! give me all the versions of them. I don’t care what they’re into, or how they like it as long as they’re IN LOVE.

#I had to get this off my chest #I love it all!!! #i hold soft vegaspete very close to my heart #but also the unhinged vegaspete very close too #idk I just love them :( #vegaspete

[ppixienous]

i fr fr can’t put it into words over how excited i get when i find black writers that write about black women with my fave lil yt boys. knowing that i’m not the only black girl crushing on this man (wtv man im in the mood for lmao) makes me so giddy.

like babe,, i don’t want to read “hearing him say those sweet-nothings turned my milky-tone skin into a deep red as i easily ran my fingers through my hair.” NO MAAM

i’m down for them learning how to do our hair and taking care of it, getting skincare products that works for us and is meant for us, the “his pale hand rested against my deep-brown thigh” line. baby i LIVE for that shit 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

#to all the niggas that write on this app - i love y’all omg💞💞💞 #i had to get this off my chest #ੈ✩‧₊˚♡ . . . talktime wit tati #eddie munson x black!reader #steve harrington x black!reader #jack harlow x black!reader #vinnie hacker x black!reader #robin buckley x black!reader #steve rogers x black!reader #bucky barnes x black!reader

[miscreantahead]

Back on Tuesday when episode 4 dropped I had some thoughts about how the "fears" are going to work in this universe. Personally I'm operating under the belief that these are the same entities that could have been destroyed in the TMA universe and got pulled into this new one, but as many have already stated, that doesn't mean they have to be (and at this point I'm thinking definitely are not) the "fears" as we know them.

Something I keep coming back to is Leitner's talk of an eye a hand and a boot attacking an anthill and the ants not perceiving that it was all attacked to one larger assailant. This was about the avatars, but considering we have so little confirmed about what the entities we used to call the fears actually are, and considering the eyepocolypse couldn't happen without all of them coming through... what if this time, it's all one big horrible thing? Or, more accurately, to some degree, always has been? Obviously they can't be one individual as we perceive the concept of a singular individual otherwise the Web wouldn't have defected and there wouldn't have been a power structure with the eye, but off the hand I think of like organs in a single body, like the eye became the brain and the Web's shenanigans was liver failure.

Part of what supports that for me is the guy who gave the narrator the violin. The violin itself has obvious slaughter vibes. The man who gave it to him felt very beholding. And he also had a bag of various artifacts that could have done things that we'd associate with certain fears the way we knew them in TMA. Sure, he could just be a Leitner/Salesa, collecting various artifacts related to the powers, but the thing that sets this guy apart of from those two is that they never handed them out. So far, like the post I just reblogged before typing this one said, the cases don't come off like there's much fear involved, or at least they don't end in a place of fear. My sort of whackadoo theory right now is that what happened in the TMA universe has educated these entities (or possibly entity) in some way on what needs to be done in order for them to cross the threshold and take over their new reality like they did previously. Assuming they're capable of learning that is, and I know some things in TMA sort of seemed to imply they're not (but in my mind it's more like huge portions of their existence aren't perceivable to us and likewise much of ours fly under their radar and so I think they could have gathered something, just not anything that would have been perceptible enough for any of us or the characters to understand.) I mean, if you think about how fumbling the attempts for them to cross through were, and the way someone who was essentially human had to be the one to figure it all out (and took thousands of years to do so and let's face it got REALLY lucky that everything finally went his way like if you think about all of the things that could have gone wrong for Jonah, how many times Jon could have died, how many times the next 100 Jons would have to be put in a situation where they could die. The chances of him actually winning were so fucking slim, it was a tough order and he delivered and who's to say anyone would be able to again) and open the right door you'd think they'd be inclined to overhaul their methods. I think the entities still feed on fear, but I think they want the same thing it had before, it's done settling for scraps. I think when it was defeated and sent to live on the outskirts again it got a little pissed off, and I think it's going for a different approach to try and make that happen again. Obviously I might be humanizing the Things too much, I probably am, but I'm also kind of like... if they have manifested in a completely different way in this universe made up of the same meat sacks as the last one, like not just different "categorizations" and "presentations" but different motivations and focuses... it seems like it could be due to it learning from experience. Which is nice and terrifying :-). Another thing I think a lot about is how the fuck would any other power winning have worked in the TMA universe? The eye worked because it wanted to see everyone's suffering, it let the other fears do their dirty work because it wanted to watch. If any other fear had taken the lead, how would the others have functioned? The end probably would have accelerated the death of all of them just like Oli's s5 musings went on about, and the rest would have done some crazy shit making no room for anyone else's priorities because they have no reason to. There's a reason the brain has to be in charge, maybe Jonah Magnus even knew that and it's why he settled on beholding?

#the magnus protocol #i had to get this off my chest #tmagp

[gesamkuns-twerk]

Im about to say something incredibly controversial in this post:

Whatever his uniform is, hope higher- ups gave Cesare and all the other employees a decent pair of work boots as in NOT DOC MARTENS.

I live in Seattle, I was an industrial worker, now an apparel designer. Saying I hate DMs will get me kicked out of most clubs and venues (because everyone is jealous of my Mellow Walks and my lack of blisters).

I hope they gave my boy Red Wings or Mellow Walks, which have superior ankle and arch support, consistent sizing, and don’t need to be broken in.

#I had to get this off my chest #Doc Martens aren’t worth the price point #btb #bigtop burger #btb cesare

[nahoyasboyfriend]

I could've taken better care of frankekyle

#me and him would've been inseparable #he's my angel #if you are going to bring him back to life at least take proper care of him #i had to get this off my chest #kyle spencer

[itsall-grey]

I don't know if other people noticed but I haven't heard anyone talk about it so I will.

David and Michael are the perfect cast for Crowley and Aziraphale. If you look at their side profile David has more of a hooked nose while Michael has an upturned nose. If you now take a closer look at Disney heroes and villains you will notice that the bad guy most likely has a hooked nose, while the good guy has an upturned nose (like Ursula and Ariel).

(Here are these features visualized again)

Another thing is their teeth, Michael/Aziraphale has perfect and straight teeth no canines, his teeth are all the same length while David/Crowley doesn't have uniform teeth, they are a bit crooked and his canines are very visible.

#i had to get this off my chest #do with this information whatever you want #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow

[hugsforjungwon]

ENHYPEN'S Ni-ki

to be honest, im kinda sad Niki's now 18. there was a lot of weird horny engenes waiting for him to turn 18 so they could sexualize the fuck out of him.

they're not gonna hesitate to make the most vile and nastiest smut about him and use that lame "he's 18 so it's okay! 🥰" excuse.

the same thing happened with jungwon. the second he turned 18, people were QUICK to publish the smut they wrote of him saved in their drafts.

idk maybe I'm overreacting but this just doesn't sit write with me. yes, he's an adult now but would it kill you to NOT make smut of him and make a fluff-type story of him or something..?

ANYWAYS, stream sweet venom 🥰

also, happy belated birthday, niki 🎉 !!

#vent #vent post #enhypen #enhypen niki #nishimura riki #enhypen's niki #niki enhypen #if nobody's gonna say it #I WILL #random #happy belated birthday niki #I had to get this off my chest #SoundCloud

[candicoated]

Okay as much I love Artist!Phoenix in these no DL 6 AUs. It would be dope to discover different career paths for him if he didn't go into law besides that. So this made me think as an Arts & Humanities major myself what if Phoenix became a docent or curator, or had some sort of museum job instead? It sounds really dope and it could be a cool concept for a future case tbh.

I am just projecting my curator career dreams into Phoenix Wright? Probably.

Should I elaborate perhaps?

#no dl 6 au #defense attorney miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumitsu #curator phoenix wright? #ace attorney trilogy #ace attorney investigations #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #no dl6 au #dl 6 incident #gregory edgeworth #i had to get this off my chest #artist phoenix wright #lawyer husbands #gay lawyers

[xomoosexo]

confession I was the one who sent chloe the original there are no more 1%-ers anon post-drexidus back in early november 2022

#i had to get this off my chest #SORRY FOR EVERYTHING

[bethanydelleman]

The best (worst) part of The Tenant of Wildfell Hall is that Arthur isn’t hiding his red flags. They are right there. Helen’s aunt can see them clearly, but Helen wants to save him and she’s charmed by him and she just casually walks right by every flag.

He’s toying with my feelings by flirting with someone else? I want him back.

He held me against my will and kissed me? My fault for drawing his picture.

He took my drawings without permission and then is angry at me for it? It was my fault and now he’ll hate me.

He’s severely in debt? It was his father’s fault for being so miserly.

He came to church and mocked my dearly held beliefs? It’s... fine.

He drinks and parties way too much? It’s just his bad friends, he’ll stop hanging out with them once he marries... right? He’ll settle down once he marries someone he really loves.

He uh... dragged his friend back into addiction for shits and giggles? Well I didn’t enjoy hearing about that but I’m telling you he’s going to change and I’m already pretty far into this engagement now...

Because Helen thinks she will fix him, or that love with fix him, despite her aunt telling her that it is a horrible idea and that she should choose someone else. But Helen is 18 and in love.

It’s the same feeling as a woman walking alone in the woods during a horror movie, when you want to scream at the TV for them to turn back. 

And you suddenly know what it’s like to experience every parent’s worst nightmare: watching a child you love walk straight into an abusive relationship no matter what you do. We are all Helen’s aunt and we cannot save her.

And then like that parent, we have to watch the consequences without being able to help, because it takes Helen so very long to finally, finally reach out for help.

And then we learn how extremely hard it is for a financially dependent spouse with a child to escape from a relationship like this. How do you get money, where do you go? Will anyone in your family actually help you? Yes, laws have changed, but this book remains so relevant because these situations still happen every day. How to get away, how to conceal your location, how a person lives in fear that no one will believe that you have been abused because you can’t show them scars...

Anne Brontë just takes us on the most harrowing journey imaginable and it is terrible and traumatic and so important.

#Anne Brontë #I will never get over this book #I was sold by chapter 3 #but then it justs gets better (worse) #but every moment is so important and terrible #the best worst thing #the tenant of wildfell hall #please read this book #If you have not #It's basically if Marianne married Willoughby #Anne Brontë is the best Brontë #I had to get this off my chest #because I was reminded of this book