#i had them for literally two minutes

[hbfengxi]

and you’ll save all your dirtiest jokes for me // and at every table, i’ll save you a seat // lover

#geralt of rivia #the witcher #the witcher netflix #eskel #gereskel #geskel #i had them for literally two minutes #kaer morhen #eskel the witcher #i miss them so bad #geralt the witcher #geralt x eskel #witcher 3

[stuckinapril]

There will not be a single moment next week in which I’m not running around doing something

#full time studying / volunteering at the refugee center / volunteering at two clinics #literally ab to have a meeting ab shadowing a doctor who’s researching ftd dementia in like 50 minutes #organic chemistry research 5 days a week bc ur bitch is trying to get published #hitting the gym 6 days a week. I’ll probably have to move it to mornings soon #meal prep #trying to snag a lowkey part time job #trying to read 30 minutes before bed #somehow have 2 fit a social life into this #I’m excited bc I finally feel like my time budgeting abilities are being put to the test BUT holy fuck . #studying will be my no 1 priority always. literally catch me doing anki cards in any pocket of free time I have #but I better live up to the challenge of juggling everything else too #ik I got this. and these are all things im choosing to do. not things I have to do #and I love being busy so it’ll be so fun #just had to be in awe for a second bc I used to admire girls who’re like this. and I am officially about to be one of them #p

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#silly hours #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind' #and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life' #toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned' #and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit' #girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!! #Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??' #now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader. #and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play. #You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

[porcupine-girl]

Doing my best Veruca Salt impression: But I don’t WANT to spend YEARS learning a language, I want to understand goofy variety shows NOWWWWW!

#WHY DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH CELEBRITIES WHO DON’T EVEN SPEAK A GOD DAMN ROMANCE LANGUAGE? #THIS IS THE STUPIDEST WAY TO DO FANDOM ISTG #I AM LITERALLY JUST THROWING A HISSY FIT #BECAUSE I FOUND A TON OF CLIPS OF DA ZHANGWEI AND JOKER XUE BEING RIDICULOUS TOGETHER #AND I CAN ONKY UNDERSTAND ONE OUT OF EVERY TEN WORDS #to be fair if it were anyone else I would be closer to like idk 1 in 7 #but I had to pick the ones who talk a mile a minute #this is just NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR WHEN I STARTED DOING FANDOM 20 YEARS AGO #cpop #c ent #fandom life #pg irl #and I know literally two other people who love these two #and one of them is my sister #that’s the whole fandom #me my sister and tdkeh #I AM IN PAIN

[dallonwrites]

the first chapter of lover boy is really intense on an emotional level because So Many Things happen in quick succession it's like beau barely gets a chance to breathe and process it. meanwhile RR opening chapter is just felix and dorothy arguing in a laundromat.

#i used to have a problem with the lover boy first chapter bc i was like #i know what needs to happen thematically and i know the main plot beat that needs to happen to push it forward #but i didnt have any actual like. action to move to story to that place #in a way that had a causal chain #and now im like um!!!! is too much happening #anyway my other writing problem i realised via this chapter is i worry sooo much about the idea of coincidences #like the idea of just 'letting' something happen...in lb mainly two characters being in the same place at the same time #im like there has to be an intricate explanation for all of this which like yeah thats good to think about #but i also think coincidences are an important part of plot bc first of all coincidences happen #but its also not just the coincidence its the decisions the character s made that got them to that time and place #why they made those decisions and what they do afterwards etc.... #anyway! i dont know where i was going with that #RR chapter one.....ngl....its SOOO bad lol #like structurally. the prose is fine #but its been 3 years and 5 different opening scenes for that novel and NONE of them hit #but that's a problem for future me #the thing is most of my ideas now come with an opening but RR never came with an opening just the concept #because the rest of the novel slayyyyys #actually i think out of all 3 my favourite atm is the third book LOL #update literally 10 minutes after writing these tags i have an idea for a new RR opening team that i want to sink my teeth into #6th time's a charm!

[morrigan-sims]

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I was gonna wait until it was actually the end of the year to do this, but it seems like everyone’s doing them now, so fuck it, I guess.

#tumblrtop10 #i'm disappointed but not surprised that all of my top posts were either cc or cc finds or text posts. #also a bit sad that of the remaining posts two of them are barely edited cas posts. #I guess if you don't know how I did it the last one looks fancy but it literally took me less than 10 minutes. #I'm glad that the Rulers render and the Hanged Man made it on there #and the devil lady edit is simple but I love that sim so it's good. #woulda been nice if a story post had made it on there. or my Lady Justice edit of Wolf. #ts4 #morrigan.txt #tumblr top 10 #year in review

[moregraceful]

put 712 of the worst words ever put in a google doc tonight BUT! it is 712 more words in the google doc than i had yesterday. this fic will be more than 2k, so help me god

#the past six months have been so weird after posting over 200k last year (including the longest fic i've written since bandom) #i think i would have been fine continuing to post 1-3k one shots all year if i had not just had to request extended time off of school #but between that + having no idea if i have a regular schedule at the library + my nonprofit boss sending a harrowing welcome back #i'm like by god jason robertson we are going to take a couple of leisurely 7-10k+ strolls to get you a boyfriend or two this summer #well all that + being horrendously writers blocked on the other two longer projects lmfao oh my god #10k deep in one and every time i open the google doc a portal to hell opens up in my living room #0k into the other bc every time i open my outline another different portal to hell opens up in my shower #i get no rest. i get no peace. every morning i wake up and 5 more demons are- oh my god #bro my fucken train of thought just got completely derailed by spotify. i know i'm the last person in the world to know this but #3oh!3 and big freedia remixed rebecca black's friday?? and it's completely unlistenable?? girls what did you do #3oh!3 kill me bc no time traveler ever took their faces in hand and kissed them gently on the forehead and looked into their eyes #said ''please focus on coloradosunrise it will literally course-correct the trajectory of your career from frat house gimmick to #rowdy but respectable indie edm artists. you can remain true to your warped tour dirtbag origins but you HAVE to develop THAT sound'' #like the chainsmokers are a joke but i feel like THAT + ANGRY EMO GIRLS + THEIR TOTAL DISREGARD FOR MARKETABILITY... could have been THEM #when the piano drops?? hello?? i had so many mental breakdowns in college listening to that song they could have defined a generation #like who else is gonna get noah cyrus and ashe and gayle and olivia rodrigo's vision. only warped tour dirtbags. #me @ myself [so lovingly]: what are you talking about. how old are you #me @ myself: talk to me abt earth 2 in which 3oh!3 remixed i got so high that i saw jesus....and it whipped ass #also. i had to google how old i was. THREE TIMES last week. #the minute i turned 32 apparently i was like i'm in my mid-30s now the rest of this decade is NOT my business until i turn 38 #this post was supposed to be an uplifting reminder to myself to keep pushing forward and trying hard and to not let the rot consume me #but i think i just drove off a cliff like fully my god #i need listen to big freedia more she rules #fresno oilers.txt #another banner day in the tags with kasper moregraceful

[andromedasummer]

i ended up having a like. 30 minute conversation with some of those "freedom convoy" people. was at the bus stop. they were wearing trump hats. i ended up roped into the conversation because i was so taken aback at seeing one in public i was just. staring at it. ive never felt more depressed about someone elses life and beliefs than when i talked to them.

#they fucking. tokd me about the litterboxes in schools for kids identifying as cats and i had to #break it to them that that wasnt true and explained that. also explained. what its like yo be autistic. how i find it joyful #and also discussed how they believe trump has been spoken to by god and chosen to lead and how they arent christians or catholics like they #used to be but instead talk directly to him and have him inside them #and also apparently how 15 minute cities in china are used to keep people imprisoned where they are #and we arent a democracy anymore. which was so funny considering. they are participating for a party #running in the election #i gave them my perspective on being transgender and gay and watched them have like. 3 or 4 ''are we the baddies'' moments #explained what puberty blockers actually do. that surgery is paid out of peoples own pockets. that we literally only have #one doctor who can perform these surgeries and hes abt to retire #and at the end of the convo they were like ''youre so pleasant. youre really smart young lady'' and i was like ''ty? i just. read a lot' #god i hope they learned. something. or i changed some opinion. they seemed to have a more positive view of autistic people at least #i just like. fuck dude. these fuckin right wing grifters are ruining these peoples lives. #the lady has been unemployeed since covid cos she got sucked into this antivax stuff and now theyre both financially unstable #perfect targets for tamaki and the freedoms people who were known for squeezing money out of people through bogus religious stuff #those two have been twisted into just. hateful and scared and are saying the most. insane shit and they dont even realize it. #and the worst part of it was the amount of young people there. so many people my age just deluded into this nonsense. #and kids JESUS CHRIST so many kids holding signs about ''protecting the kiwi way of life'' like bro every single thing #you are getting upset about an imported culture war. you arent threatened by this shit. #youve latched onto american culture war stuff because youre insecure in your whiteness and existence in a colonial country #its so fucking evil.

[kyouka-supremacy]

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#I was to answer the latest Beast Anon gem today and??? Tumblr deleted the ask??????????????????? #I'm going to scream. I'm going to yell and shout and cry #I *am* waiting to panic because sometimes the Tumblr inbox is just like that and sometimes asks disappear to come back a day later but. #My God I am panicking #I just hope Beast Anon hasn't deleted I was literally going to ask them to merry me. The ask reply I had written literally opened with #“Beast Anon far from wanting to being too straightforward but. Will you marry me” #Beast Anon if you're out there. Don't leave me you're my greatest source of joy #If the ask isn't back in 24h I'm filling out a support request #Sorry I don't usually make this many rambles posts but I have class in two minutes and I know I can't focus because I'm too upset over this #Literally praying. I'm sorry for taking this long to answer but it's literaly because I've reread that ask sixty times #Beast Anon come back to me #There's literally a word document on my desktop named after you #Besides I *had* already written down most of the answer what to do now... I feel bad you deserve to be answered #I'm praying every god to have that ask back #random rambles

[todayisafridaynight]

Wanna put your friend in a lil terrarium just to see what wacky things she does stg 😂

i actually Cannot Stress the migraine she gives me every time we hang out. like without fail she'll always say or do something that ranges from mildly questionable or irritating but relatively Whatever to How Have You Survived This Long Without Burning Your House Down Boiling An Egg

#snap chats #and then there's her just forgetting things or being late despite the amount of times ill remind her #and i keep stressing to her i cannot stand it when people are late. and then she shows up to things an hour late anyway #or 'when shes late' by fifteen minutes because she didnt think to text me she's there. and im already stressed and annoyed I. UGH i swear. #LIKE. i have only really had two irl friends and both of them i lowkey had to parent in some way #at least my childhood bestie she's like. she's grown a lot and even if i havent spoken to her in a while im real proud of her right #THIS MOTHERFUCKER THO. OUUUUUGGGH.... youre not supposed to say anythin if you dont got nothin nice to say #which is contradictory to the main body text but point is let me Not be any more mean than how ive been already LMAO #even funnier about her looking at that comic is that LITERALLY masumi says he's talking to jo ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #did i already say i have to remind her who jo is every three seconds #like the entirety of chap 2 when ichi's out of jail she was all 'why doesnt he just say who ACTUALLY killed the guy' #and then when we finally run into the fuckass who 'actually killed the guy' she's just 'wait who's that' #then i tell her and shes like 'oh my god he's so old now' IT'S BEEN 18 YEARS DUMBASS #ngl did wanna make a comic based off that LMAO BUT POINT IS she tests my patience every day and i think its good practice #if im going to work with people in the future like ohh.. my god.... #she told me once she's never been on a date and its like. yeah i wonder why you can't even be assed to show up on time to hangouts ☠️ #like ive never had friends so maybe im just insane.. im not insane for wanting people to be on time tho.... #OK IM BEING TOO MEAN LET ME CAP IT THERE

[mediapen]

this is the worst fucking trip of my life. i spent a week in russia having a massive panic attack every fucking day and THIS is the worst trip of my life

#ive literally never experienced such rude people im gonna snap so fucking bad soon #it’s EVERY DAY if it was a one off it’d be at least a bit better but it’s EVERY TIME I GO ANYWHERE WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME!!!!!!! oh my god #i am so sorry central maybe it’s not you. well it was you but your shitass contagion has spread around the world #I’ve had like six people cut in lines ahead of me people walk so close they push me into walls i just stop dead now it’s the only thing tha #works some guy walked through my arm and WHACKED his arm on my water bottle in my bag and it HURT him i could hear it it’s the highlight of #this entire fucking trip #i have been hit in a cathedral nearly stood on multiple times kids running into me people trying to walk through me ive just lugged my case #onto a bus where these two old cunts with like cabin bag sized cases managed to move to take up SIX SEATS as i got on the bus with my big #case so i had to stand. then nobody would let me off the bus with my big fucking case so hopefully i broke some toes. and THEN in my three #minute walk to this airbnb i am supposed to just get off the planet apparently and also walk in the road because god forbid other people #develop an ounce of brain matter and not walk four abreast on the pavement im fucking over it. fuck off and die you can see me im 5’9 #also the bus people im not done with those fucking bus people like they were in the four seats and one of them went to a two seat but the #one on the four stayed on the edge with his case so i couldn’t get past and there were no other case-friendly seats #like it was fucking intentional what level of fuckhead do you have to be to stop someone sitting on a bus absolutely wank #google translate I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF the next time something happens and i will do it for real #dl

[breadhalfburnt]

watch as i make comic panels about people that you all don’t even know about, let alone care about *cracks my fingers* lets get to work

#talking to the stars #literally made a new one within the 15 minutes of sketching the idea out #okay well. actually like.. some of you know about them actually…. #but like. you don’t really know them..? #probably won’t ever much. but i’ll do this to humor myself at the least #now the real struggle is figuring out how the new one looks…… #i’ve always had the idea of it in my head vaguely. but it was more of the idea than the looks #and the past designs were always…..ehhh…. less than good #the other two came so easy to me….. sighh… #okay brainstorming…. i already know about the bug stuff. that’s a given… but hhhhh #i’ll get it sooner or later #stupid that i can’t just be impatient and rush this #😔

[hirokiyuu]

twst 3sen: night raven college but its actually ohtori academy aka utena au

The bride is taller than Leona, or perhaps shorter, or perhaps the same height--it's hard to tell on the staircase, on the shifting tilted platform of the arena, the lights of the castle above casting dizzying shapes. The only easy part is when he puts a hand on the bride's waist, bends the bride back, and draws his sword from the bride's chest, red skirts billowing around them like petals. Every time he does the bride smiles at him, strange and blank and distant, and every time he never bothers to smile back.

#the immense irony of u sending this is i was literally like two hours ago thinking abt rose bride jamil tho i didnt think that would work so #the nebulous concept of yuu as the rose bride......... tho leonas not utena lmao i dont htink any of them could be utena except yuu themsel #i think the way it goes is the dueling system would be Introduced and everyone steals the bride and everyone loses the bride #and solves their issues and its a 'happy end' but the bride is only ever an object in a play #and no one i think would notice this. its a bad end. the whole things a play being orchestrated over and over i think #oh i do think silver rose bride also makes points tho im ngl. sebek is stupid enough to be utena in that situation #ANYWAYS TY LEO I LOV U!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIND MELDING W/U #leona has had the bride here for weeks or months or years or minutes. who knows #does it matter. in ohtori does it ever matter #rgu spoilers ? maybe? #allegory allegorier allegoriest

[capriszn]

almost every cdrama i‘ve watched could have been a 10/10 if it wasn’t for those last ten minutes packed with the entire finale like every single one without fail got that rushed ending…. why do they keep doing this to me stop

#literally every single one!!! i feel like theres gotta be some sort of rule for screenwriters #and i mean the 10/10 i enjoy the storylines so much and theyre not comparable to kdramas like people would like to think #but they always do everything in the last few minutes and it takes away so much from the story #wifty is the only one i accept bc they fast forwarded their future and that drama actually changed my life lmao i think abt them every day #even a river runs through it which started of as my new absolute favorite show..whyd they reunite in the last 3 minutes i was MAD #but i can accept it bc i still love them sm #but the two most unforgivable ones are meet yourself which is also one of my favorites bc you robbed me of my wedding lmao #second one arsenal military academy bc they just walked into the sunset and they didnt show any of the characters again???? bruh #and i will also forever complain about love like the galaxy which had me obsessed and hooked like no other show i actually lost sleep over i #BUT MY WEDDING!!!!! give me my wedding scene please i am mentally ill and i hate marriage irl so of course i need dramas to end in weddings #anyways. i love cdramas #i have watched more cdramas in 6 months than a decade of watching kdramas bc i always drop them lmao #but please give those stories and characters proper endings im begging you atp its dishonoring the material lmao #personal

[gatheryepens]

…

#work is driving me insane 💀 #so the last Saturday I was told to go on my break at 18:30 #so I said okay since it was still about 18:00 #so it’s about like 18:34 and my manager was like you can go on break when this supervisor comes back #and let me tell you this supervisor piss off every two seconds so I had to wait until he came back #my manager was literally like where is he and I said I don’t know #so anyway supervisor comes back and then leaves again for sometime #and the when he comes back I say to him btw I’m going on my break so he knows to stay #so basically make my food and if I’m not mistaken it probablly around about like 19:50-59 #so go on my break which is 30 minutes #and I think I have a 5 ish minutes left and this guy comes to look for something in his bag #and he says the manager is raging and complaining that I took a 45 minute break #and I said to him I literally didn’t I’ve got a couple minutes left #so as soon as my timer goes off I leave the staff room and the supervisor who always wonders off literally asked if I went on a 45 minute #break and I’m like no #the thing that upset me the most if the people who went on their break after me literally took extra but no one told them off or looked for #them and I’m like what the actual heck it’s like I’m held to a different standard then other people #like it’s generally not fair #and apparently there’s a new rule where they time peoples break and no if people didn’t already dislike me #they are going to dislike me now and even more 💀 #It’s just so frustrating to be accused of something you didn’t do smh #gatherrambles #g/work

[hexplaything]

just counted how many calls me and my coworkers did, i did 32 so far, one did 14, and the other has done fucking 7. SEVEN

#SEVEN #AND SHE WAS TRYING TO DM ME AND MAKE SMALL TALK #two times while the phone was actively ringing she dmed me and did not pick up the phone. #she was like omg the day is going by so fast!! yeah bc you aren't doing work..... #i literally had to ask in the chat if i was the only one working on scheduling stuff and she took 10 minutes to reply with some BS answer #i asked her to do two call outs from earlier today that hadn't been touched #she did those two call outs and NOTHING ELSE AFTER #it's disgusting that i do five times as much work as her in a day #and HOW DOES THAT GO UNNOTICED #i shouldn't need to go to my supervisors and say hey cheyenne isn't pulling her weight #WE PUT OUR INITIALS ON CALLS WE MAKE ON A LOG. FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!!!! They can see it plain as day!!!!! #and they're supervisors. it's their responsibility to notice those things #i also dont want it to be an HR thing where i have to meet with them all no way #like i don't want her in trouble. i would just like her to be talked to and told to do her job more . bc it actively affects MY ability to #do MY job #that's why i care #yeah it's unfair but it puts stress on me that makes the job harder #like Just do your work oh my god #she sits there on her phone all day it's incredible #and no one says anything to her #good girl speaks