#i guess we should also tag this as

[teecupangel]

So I recently found out that in AC: Brotherhood, Ezio can do a back flip if he jumps off a horse onto a beam. That said I screamed at my game “Since when can you do that!?” And can’t help but think of your ratatouille au

The Ratatouille AU where the ancestors can hear Desmond while ‘playing’ and its more unhinged cousin, the Ratatouille AU where Desmond can hear us. 

This makes me remember how I played the majority of AC1 not knowing Altaïr can fucking vault.

Like the first time I accidentally did that, I was like “wait, what???” and I just spent like 10ish minutes (I think) trying to figure out how the hell I did that.

Soooo…

Have this, nonny?

.

“Ah, yes, yes. You would recover from those muscle aches in time.” The dottore noted as he looked over Ezio, nodding to himself as he added, “Yes, someone of your age must take care not to strain your muscles too much. Medicines will be ineffective, I’m afraid.”

Ezio looked at the sky with a deadpan expression on his face, ignoring how this was the second doctor to have talked about how medicine wouldn’t work for someone his ‘age’.

“Here. It will dull the pain and make you forget the ache.” The dottore gave Ezio the same medicine he always got and he drank it immediately. The dottore stared at him for a moment before handing him another bottle without saying anything about it, only continuing their ‘conversation’ as Ezio pocketed the medicine, “If I may ask, messere, what have you done for you to be in such a state?”

Ezio glanced at his horse who was standing pretty a few feet away from them then to the sky where Desmond is strangely quiet before turning to stare at the dottore to reply, “A friend of mine kept asking me to ‘do a backflip’.”

“Ah, and you cannot say no to this ‘friend’ of yours?”

Ezio’s deadpan stare seemed to move pass the dottore and straight to the Animus’ camera which he shouldn’t even know about as he said, “No.”

“... I see…”

.

“Desmond…” 

There was a hint of resignation in the tone that Desmond ignored.

“Desmond…”

Resignation has been replaced by annoyance but Desmond ignored that as well.

“Desmond.”

Annoyance left his name, leaving nothing but a warning that Desmond ignored as well.

“Desmond.”

Finally, the growl that left Altaïr’s lips that bordered in growing anger was the note that finally forced Desmond to stop.

“I do not understand why you can’t figure out how to make me vault.” Altaïr commented as he rubbed the bridge of his nose, “You managed to do it fifteen minutes ago.”

“I know!” Desmond exclaimed, the frustration clear in his own tone as he explained, “And I have no freaking idea how I did it! That’s why I’m trying out all the buttons!”

“Do we have to do this here?” Altaïr hissed.

“Yes! That box is the perfect height for you to vault!”

“Desmond…” Altaïr covered his face, ignoring the people shamelessly staring at them, “We’re in the middle of the village… in Masyaf.”

“Would you rather be in Acre or Damascus? With all those strangers???”

“Yes, I would actually prefer that. At least there, people won’t know it was me and remember it was me for years to come!” Altaïr argued as he glared at his shadow, a habit he had taken up on whenever he wished to glare at Desmond but knew he did not exist in the same plane as him. Glaring at the sky felt a bit… too much so he just glared at his shadow instead.

“So the rumors are true. You’ve finally lost it.” 

Both Altaïr and Desmond sighed at the same time.

“You know…” Desmond paused for a moment before he suggested, “I don’t think Al Mualim would punish you any more than he already has if we beat the crap out of him?”

Altaïr thought about it for a moment before nodding in agreement, “If I get hit even once by Abbas, I will find a way to journey to your time and show you how I truly fight.”

“Hey, if you can take out the assholes keeping me here, I’ll spar with you all day.” Desmond agreed before adding, “But first…”

Altaïr jumped on the box once more and he hissed as the flush of his face deepened in embarrassment, “Desmond!”

“Sorry! I thought I got it this time!”

#please tell me i’m not the only one #who didn’t know altaïr could vault #until like midgame or endgame? #please? #other than that #usual tags! #i guess we should also tag this as #ratatouille animus au #assassin's creed #desmond miles #altaïr ibn la'ahad #ezio auditore #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #ask and answer

[felsicveins]

Animus

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #jd ex husband #it was a julien day for sure #john dory #jd trolls #trolls jd #i guess i should make a tag for julien #trolls oc julien #nice #trolls oc #i have fucking vampire empire in my head BFJEJFJVJRBSJ #maybe thats where the energy of this sketch came from #jd is mistrustful of julien because he was worried julien would kill him for his life insurance money #but he ALSO mistrustful because julien lip synchs #they would perform together in mount rageous but julien would never ad lib with jd #and then one day he found out why when he tried to sing into juliens mic and it wasnt on #anyway! lore in the tags lol #this is too much i understand but .. whatever .. we are having fun 😎

[thelassoway]

Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso Seasons 1-3 » T-shirts

#Ted Lasso #Theodore Lasso #Jason Sudeikis #*mine: gif #tedlassoedit #ugh you idiot with that face #stop staring at me swan #I think I got all the T-shirt moments for Ted. Can you guess the two scenes I forgot and had to go back and add??? #I've also kept these in order of season/episode appearance and it feels kind of telling #not quite sure how I'm feeling about these and how they turned out #these are all from 2160p video files (I've only worked with 2160 one other time) and the timing of these frames looks off #I did my best to fix and readjust them #to the 5 to 8 people that read these tags let me know if I should keep trying/working with 2160p or just stick with 1080p #can we see a major difference in the image quality? I'm using all my same edit settings here #@chainofclovers I saw your tags about the black Joe Arthur shirt I was/have been thinking the same thing #I'm glad I got my o.g. laptop to power up to finish this gifset (definitely a power button issue) #will I ever make that mirror gifset idea??? probably not but I got a couple of mirror moments here #I almost used the other mirror moment from episode 7 but I wanted a different angle/view #this gifset could've been a lot more of Ted in bed wearing T-shirts tbh #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lucy-ghoul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance #but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side #and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually #shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli #also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos #doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here #1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao #2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7? #lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time #let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond #i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular #(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience) #than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still #..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao #vaultghoul #fallout #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

[honorthysalad]

Screw the ghost shit, this is the biggest mystery in HGSN. If Chapter 22 doesn’t open with a full telling of Yoshiki’s tragic backstory: the birthday party where he received 11 copies of the same book from 11 different people, then idk if I can continue reading…

#For clarity I am joking #But we do know he has relatives that live close enough nearby to give him a watermelon and have it not be bad by the time it gets there #I’m assuming they’re on his dad’s side since… mom from tokyo #And then I’m also guessing that’s where Yoshiki’s dad stays so it’d explain why Yoshiki never goes and sees them or thinks about them #Every one of my posts is some rambling bullshit and then the real post is in the tags… should I separate some of these into actual posts? #Nah that seems like effort #Also that relatives thing is only in the official translation. Not the one you’ll find online #So idk how we as a fandom have decided to treat the canonness of those translations #the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu #hgsn #My hgsn shit

[cobaltfluff]

"Being in the snow with my lover like this immerses me in a special feeling. I like it."

#sk8 the infinity #art tag #i am NINE years late to this meme lmaoooo #but i think we should bring back old memes for new fandoms #and besides some younguns probs dont even remember or know the old stuff we must do our duty #also it is approaching the peak of summer where i am living #this is not seasonal in the slightest LMAO #but I'll dedicate this to the southern hemisphere crew #also it's very contrived to fit the original meme #they're in toronto on holiday i guess #though idk where langa is actually from #lmao in hindsight i could have just done a place in northern japan but like #im DUMB OK

[hrokkall]

ULTRATOBER DAY 12 /// SOLDIER

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#ID in alt #Ultrakill #Ultratober #Ultratober 2023 #Soldier ultrakill #(??? Does this guy have a tag???) #Blood #Body horror #<- I guess. To be safe #These are getting less artistic by the day but it should bounce back once we get into the machines again #In... Erm... (counting the calendar days) six days apparently #Well. There's more husks to come in that case ! #Also just in case someone doesn't read the alt text but does read the tags. Yes the pose is Samus Aran inspired I <3 Metroid's designs

[aurosoul]

me and my bf spent last night in the desert and I discovered I could make art in the sand

#picture journal #also i'm burying the lede here #but we also saw some live military munitions tests from an aircraft that we cannot explain #which is vaguely scary considering the recent ufo activity this week #and i mean we assume it was an aircraft #but like...... i cannot conceptualize what it was based on the fact that it was pitch black and not Normal #other weird shit happened too #which is making me not want to think too hard about this #LIKE I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE POSTING THIS??????? #????????? #anyways i hope your guy's weekend was good #um. #yeah #i guess if these tags get deleted you uh. you know why

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

so because neither Satan or Beel are allowed to have nipples in the newest cards my headcanon is that Angles don't have them, born Demons obviously have them because they are born but most Angels are just made by God and thus they don't have them, Asmo is also the only one with them but that's just because he wanted some cool shaped ones and keeps changing them

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #anyway I'm still mad I can't get nipple less Beel #like fuck that guy being shirtless and everything but I want his card and stupid little outfit #but fuck me I guess because I keep getting Satan thrown at me #local is tired #and seriously shouldn't be allowed to think #but I also think I'm funny so have this #obey me shitpost #I feel like I should tag this too

[tonariofjananda]

Based on a this ask

#TYE Spoilers #March #Eko #Iddy #Messar Robin Bastar #should I tag Kai and Gugu? they’re technically there (Hairo too. if you squint) #My Art #To Your Eternity #To You The Immortal #Fumetsu No Anata E #Getting some practice in drawing some of the other goobers #if you can believe it I have the most trouble drawing March out of any of em lol #Like Gugu’s difficult but it’s because the mask is so intricate #but March has that round little face and sometimes when I draw her hair she just ends up looking like a pear lol #Messar’s hair was pretty tough too but I also wasn’t looking at too many references so that one’s on me #anyway I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC IM SO GLAD WE GOT TO SEE THEM ARGUING AND MARCH NAGGING HIM AUGH #and Iddy having March’s back with the receipts lol like AH I imagine they’re like partners in crime sorta (or Justice I suppose) #Messar was gonna be yawning all ugly to show that the conversation bored him but I guess I succumbed to his charm cuz he turned out real hot #like. idk what happened. I guess i want him now 🫶 #sad i cant post this on Twitter or Instagram at the moment cuz my friends still haven’t finished Season 2 #so y’all are getting the first look 👍 #as soon as they catch up all of this is fair game tho

[zhimaqiu]

i want to write something but i don't think "damn bitch, you live like this?" as the opening sentence of kazuki seeing rei's apartment for the first time is appropriate

#buddy daddies #also im not entirely sure of how rei'd got the apartment #i know it's his apartment but from pre-canon vc drama we know that he's been living in a hotel until his credid card was blocked #that would mean he ran away from home and hide away from his father until at some point he came back and got money again #yeah im writing this tags and it starts clearning out #he probably went to kyu he suggested he should start taking jobs so he did #smaller ones but that wouldn't be enough #kazuki at the time also didn't have a house but crashed in some hotel i guess #rei slept in kyu's cafe sort of like a guard because didn't want a bed anyways #at this point i can just write lol

[billxharry]

Things I would pay any sum of money to have released since there's a 99.99999% chance Cher is talking about Stellan, Colin and Pierce here yes?

#Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again #Cher #Colin Firth #Stellan Skarsgård #Pierce Brosnan #Especially because I think it's prettttty easy to guess which of the boys she was talking about #I included Pierce in the tags for good measure #because he absolutely could have been included in that and I hope he is #however #I can't help but have a sneaking suspicion it might have more so been the other two #just based on all of the other interviews that mention how hilarious Colin and Stellan always were together... #it drives me crazy knowing this footage should exist and we have never been privy to see it #also I feel bad posting this clip with Cher because I am readying a post that lambasts her character #But it's not Cher herself I have the problem with at all #Just the character. #Just so we are clear. #Also just to make it clear #IF THERE EXISTS FOOTAGE OF COLIN AND STELLAN SINGING MY LOVE MY LIFE TO EACH OTHER AND I DON'T GET TO SEE IT I WILL RIOT #that is all #:) #dumb boys indeed

[pussymasterdooku]

another day another medical malpractice…the allie experience!

#this is overdramatic but miss no hands me is having a rough time #and so i was brave and called my doctor to be like Hey It’s Getting Worse…Should Something Be Done Sooner Than Next Week’s MRI? #and she was like. huh. it shouldn’t hurt. maybe you have some kind of disorder. definitely inflammation is your issue #(inflammation is not my issue. reinjury seems to be my issue but i don’t think she is hearing me when i say that) #anyway bloodwork all normal but they BLEW OUT MY FUCKING VEINNNNNN #it feels better today but eva (doesn’t drive) had to drive me home from the lab lol #anyway i also finally got and read my mri analysis from last spring and got a MUCH better idea of my initial injury. doc was SO vague #she’s a reassurer not a problem solver ig. i’ve liked her except uhhhh the part where Things Keep Getting Worse so maybe she is. #not a good doctor lol #at least i’ve been able to work through all sorts of lingering uterus trauma or whatever i guess. silver linings etc #so we deal we deal #wrist saga tag

[itwoodbeprefect]

i was tagged by @luredin to list 7 comfort films and tag 7 people, and also, longer ago, by @goneahead to post a top 4 of comfort movies, so i'm going to go with seven because it's More and when it comes to movies i'm going to need More. thank you both for the tag!! 💖

shelter (2007) - top 1 comfort movie maybe. it's just Vibes.

buchanan rides alone (1958) - for what it is i've perhaps seen this more times than any person should but "very dear to me" is one of those previously mentioned things that it is, so that's alright.

10 things i hate about you (1999) - the classic! ironically one of the newer movies on this list but it's The Classic to me.

the electric horseman (1979) - robert redford saves a horse and jane fonda is the real hero for walking! in! those! boots! and hey. soft animal activism cowboy/reporter romance what more could the heart want.

zachariah (1971) - queerness and anti-violence and cowboys and music and those darned Vibes again. they get me every time!

hard core logo (1996) - look. this is objectively not a very comforting movie. i know this. but it's catharsis and Feelings and by now deeply familiar fucked up people and that IS comforting (to me).

wilby wonderful (2004) - i am. not currently coherent about this one. check back in a year or so.

i'll try to tag some people who i haven't seen in connection with this game yet, but i'm mostly guessing: @littlestarsailor @beansterpie @smileylover99 @flownwrong @batvreason @eg515 @spaceradars ✨

zero pressure of course!

#i guess i like 1) westerns 2) romantic movies that gently vibe 3) romantic westerns that gently vibe #and going by 6+7 maybe also 4) canadian movies. but i couldn't tell you if that bears out statistically outside of this post #and oooh if i had more spots we would absolutely be getting into 20s-60s romcoms but i don't have those spots so i have to just say. #there should be at least one here probably. but if i add one i have to take another movie out and i can't face that kind of pressure #* #tag stuff

[greyias]

Noooo I'm not ready

#i mean #emotionally #i think i am in the game sense #basically everything in act 2 is done minus spooky red place #guess it's time to go gather and sell all my loot :( #see if there's anything else to buy #also should probably long rest #got a feeling we gonna need all dem spell slots #grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #ari's og campaign

[theomegapoint]

Title: i begged and convinced them (i made them pinky swear) Pairing: Jung Wooyoung/Kang Yeosang/Kim Hongjoong, Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa Rating: Mature Word Count: 4,157 Warnings: Contains breeding kink, mentions of hypothetical orgies, and a very complicated polycule that's inscrutable to outsiders.

Summary: “Okay,” Hongjoong says the day before they’re set to fly to California to perform at Coachella, “ground rules for everyone when we’re in California: no random pick-ups. Not backup dancers, not other artists, not strangers on hookup apps—zero people I do not already have in the spreadsheets.”

#ateez #ateez fanfic #seongjoong #matz #woosangjoong #it's a coachella fic #can't believe i could be posting normal fic and instead i'm posting whatever this is #sorry not sorry #anyway i guess i should actually make a tag for this universe #you're my cute black cat #there we go #mouth is alive with juices like wine #also the png is from fairyixing@dA #textures from acupofresources here on tumblr