see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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Nightmare is incapable of lying
Nightmare belongs to Jokublog
Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios
Transcription:
Horror: Ugh… boss, please tell me you’ve made coffee
Nightmare: Milk and sugar
Horror: Thank god
Horror: *drinks the “coffee”*
Horror: Is this… just milk and sugar??
Nightmare: that’s what I said
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harrow didn’t make her soup out of g1deon’s least favorite vegetables out of spite! to be fair, that is what the reader is meant to believe when the detail is first mentioned, because it is funny in the moment.
but soon after that initial sentence, we learn the real reason:
harrow needed g1deon to eat lots of broth so she would have enough marrow in his intestines to grow a whole skeleton party out of his insides. she was able to make him eat more broth by making the other ingredients in the soup, every other option, things he categorically refused to eat. these were tactical vegetables.
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