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thethreeeyed-raven · 9 months

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I humbly submit this request, as I was on character ai and started playing with this prompt, but the damn ai is...so bad at story aspects or...boundaries xD.

If you're cool with doing it, could you perhaps do something with morpheus having been trying to follow the advice of his sister death, I randomly pops into the waking world to try and...socialize with humans. Where he knocks into y/n, who profusely apologizes and offers him a cup of coffee.

She leads him to her bakery that she owns and works at. Letting him sit wherever he wants, she grabs him hsi coffee of choice before starting to bake a new treat, not really following a recipe, but the smell attracts the endlesses attention. He requests some treats and y/n offers him to try out these that they're making. And when they're finally done morpheus's face just melts with delight. And every night he keeps coming back enjoying her baking and voice.

ITS COMPLETELY COOL IF YOU DONT WANNA, PLEASE HYDRATE AND REST

the bakery

navigation | warnings : none? | a/n : i did change it a little bit, and i didn’t add the last part, i could make a part 2 for the last bit, pls lmk if that’s something you want, enjoy! | dream of the endless playlist | tags : @knight-of-flowerss , @lost-in-fiction-like-ur-mom

The dream lord was bored.

He was hardly ever bored, except when he was trapped in that fish bowl for one hundred years...

Once again, Morpheus was sat pondering about what he could do. It was when he remembered his sister, Death's advice.

"So go out there and find a new one."

The 'new one' which she was talking about was a 'game'.

Dream liked to play games. And now it was over, he needed to find a new one.

The time was half past nine at night when you were walking down the street with a mountain of boxes in your arms.

The boxes were far too large for you to see over the top of them.

As you continued your walk, you didn't notice the man that was walking the opposite way in front of you.

It seems neither did he as his gaze was fixed to the floor before there was a loud crash.

You groaned as you looked at all of the spread boxes of pastry samples and then you fixed your attention on the man knelt in front of you.

Forgetting about the boxes, your stare was fixed on the elegant creature in front of you.

It owned soft, pale skin, with eyes that held all of the universes and galaxies within its twinkling irises.

It owned delicate, blood red lips, and dark, midnight black, unkept hair.

The creature was a man, but his aura was other-worldly, as was his graceful beauty.

Finally, you came to your senses, muttering apologies as you scampered to collect the fallen boxes. Morpheus analysed you carefully, you seemed like a normal person, but something about you was pulling him in.

"You needn't apologise." His deep, raspy voice stirred something inside of you.

"I...no, really, I should" You paused, before letting out an awkward laugh. "I should've got someone to help me with these."

The both of you rose to your feet. "Perhaps, I could help you." Dream seemed hesitant, but Death's words kept playing in his head.

"Really? Thank you so much!"

He grabbed the top box that was blocking your vision, and your eyes met.

It felt like the world stopped, and you could finally get a good look at them. As you both gazed, you took notice of the ring of cold blue, and the stars that shined inside.

Morpheus stopped to get another good look at you too. He liked the way you looked at him, like you had never seen something like him before. You probably haven't.

Your eyes widened when you realised you'd been caught. "I-It's this way."

"I'm really sorry for wasting your time..." You looked at him expectantly.

"Morpheus."

Strange, you thought.

"Morpheus." You smiled before feeling around your pockets for your house keys. You grabbed onto them before reaching back into your pocket.

"I have a bakery just down the road, if you'd like to visit one day." You handed him the pale blue card. "I could bake you something, as a thanks for helping me."

The silence was loud as Dream just held the card, looking at it. This kindness was new to him, you were just a stranger.

Why were you being so nice?

"Maybe."

Giving him a small nod, you unlocked the door and went inside, placing the boxes in the hallway. "Thank you again!"

Interesting, thought Morpheus.

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egg-emperor · 6 months

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Honestly i didnt really get your appeal with eggman being evil, UNTIL i saw classic eggman. Like my god hes such a little bastered man and i love him. Hes so mean and vindictive and it makes me want to kick my feet, twirl my hair, and giggle. God hes such a horrible person. I could never fix this man and i dont want to. Hes perfect the way he is. Being a vitious bitch. 🥰❤️

YES YOU FUCKING GET IT. I love classic Egg so much because he's up to no good causing mischief being an evil devious little bastard while looking like THIS:

Literally the cutest silliest evil bastard man of all time, a spherical little jerk who loves himself and what he does. He loves being horrible and mean, he has so much fun being an asshole and looks so adorable while doing it. It adds so much to how charming, funny and entertaining he is! And I'm like sir my heart is exploding with joy why are you so precious it's destroying me it makes me so crazy about him ahsjgkahshfkahfj 💕💜💗💖💗💘💜

How could anyone ever wanna "fix" this man and ruin what he has such passion and infectious joy for when his charm and charisma in being his best evil self is such a huge part of what makes him so lovable? He's absolutely perfect the way he is 💘 It makes me so happy and I'd encourage him to keep embracing it because it clearly makes him so happy too hehe. Plus he's so adorable that it's illegal and criminal actually so it adds to his evil in itself XD

He's evil in every way to his very core and even in his cuteness, it truly cannot be removed from his precious cold dark heart and I'd never want it to be! 🥰

#dr eggman #eggman #dr robotnik #dr. eggman #asks #classic #my post #self ship #self shipping

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slashingdisneypasta · 11 months

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love Love LOVEEEE ur work btw. on both horror house and the Toon patrol. but for horror house I have a scenario.

say y/n and jason are dating right, and freddy is always third-wheeling. how would the horror house react to this, and what do they tell y/n and jason to do to him?

Thank youuuu! Seeing this just after getting off work was so lovely ^^

And- oh boy XDD Christ alive Freddy go find your own lovelife. Let Jason be happy.

Here's how I think everyone else responds to being asked for Advice about this Pesky Issue-

Billy Loomis: "Freddy Vs Jason 2; The Date Night. Nice. Call me when it happens again."

Bubba Sawyer: *Whines and shrugs, like ... oh that sucks.* // Sorry, if you thought Bubba was gonna be helpful XD 😅 One thing he learnt growing up with his brothers is to

Stay - the heck - out of shit.

Carrie White: "He does that??... I'm sorry, that's terrible- Jason!?? Put me down!! 😨 It doesn't work like that!! 😰😰 " // For context- Jason picked her up and 'aimed' her at Freddy like some kind of telekinetic weapon 😅

Chucky: ... *starts giggling* "hehehe- oh, that's hilarious. HEY! Freddy! You really do that??? You're a fucken dick!... for not inviting me! Count me in for next time!... hahaha... *Turns back to you. Acts surprised* -Oh, you thought coming to me was a good idea?? Well we all make mistakes."

Jennifer Check: *Sighhhhhh* "I hate to say this but you brought this on yourself Y/N- I told you not to get with any of these fucken low budget losers. Now the only way to fix this is to dump Jason. Freddy's got some kinda territorial bi-erotic claim over the big guy."

Jerry Dandridge: "Sweetheart this would not be problem if you were with me. But... hm, I recommend... ghost peppers, perhaps. Or carolina reapers. If he can handle his spice, you can... *shrug* I dont know, put it somewhere else?... " *Gestures meaningfully to his eyes*

Michael Myers: In general Michael is pretty unhelpful. But... this time he did lean over and flick a salt shaker down. And I think that's pretty indicative of what he thinks Jason should do about Freddy XD Or even you. Just let him hear it XD

Pamela Voorhees: *Sharpening a cleaver, smiling* "Oh don't worry dear's, I'll handle this little problem... "

Patrick Bateman: "Why don't you just tie him up for the duration of your date?" // He immediately left and ignored everyone for hours after that, but for that moment- he was very helpful! ^^ It took him against his will, I promise. You didn't even directly ask him, he just overheard you talking to Michael and it came tumbling out-

Pennywise: "Ooooooh, yes, tie him up!! Tie him up like a hog and give him to me!! Hehehe... Hahaha... HAHAHA- " // *There's suddenly a BANG and you notice a Freddy-Shaped hole in the wall.*

Stu Macher: "... wait. Why do you need him to leave? Huh?? *Looking suggestively at them* Hmmm, you wanna get- *Sticks out tongue against his chin* nasty??"

Tiffany Valentine: "He did the same thing to Chucky and I for a while! Sweetheart, I'll just give you this one hint, because how I got rid of him really wasnt lady like and I shouldn't say it outloud. Ehem... Pli-ers. Huge ones."

#side note- picturing that pennywise part quite legitimately made me laugh for m i n u t e s #it may have been crying also though- i am very tired #Horror House AU #Horror House! AU #Horror House!AU

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who-is-shades · 2 months

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raz dnd 31

were back bitches!

fey, fey everywhere as far as the eye can see. theres so many types of fey jesus. thanks for the ride fiddlefink. back into the woods he goes, reminding us to keep our end of the bargain xD 'are all fey like this?' parsley says hes a nutcase. it WOULD be a little funny if he got in the court tho xD

large town with houses made of plants very nice. teya behave yourself senna is linking arms again. most fey here dont speak common so it should be...ok? just follow parsley!

were being stared at great. mostly on parsley oh boy. wheatley is just glad to not be stared at this time lol. we see a guard looking satyr run off to the castle oh boy. parsley is so tired help him. its do or die time.

oh no. its the welcoming party. horns and stuff. oh god. welcome home parsley. a gnome walks over and says hes gonna escort parsley and his 'pets'. OOF. no were not pets! he calls us Mundanes instead. fun. its all in sylvain so the rest of us cant understand it. senna messages teya to ask what he was saying. senna messages wheatley and cries they called us pets.

dryads and nymphs in fancy clothes dont tell zen. The Seelie Court. parsleys family here to greet him! his mom is just white diamond oh no. parsley is so uncomfy. his mom is just smiling ew. smug bitch. wheatley hides behind senna. shes such a smug bitch i hate her kill her please. SHE CALLED US STRAYS WTF.

Ginger, one of parsleys siblings, is gonna escort us. teya doesnt tell senna they got called strays xD parsley seems concerned about ginger. they dont respond to him. we get to parsleys room and all parsleys portraits were put inside.

she closes the door and runs up and hugs parsley thank god! she missed him! she wants to know everything xD she seems excited to meet us but again its all in sylvain. parsley introduces us! he looks so fond of her awwww. he did not introduce android xD he also reverts to common. she fucking hugs senna shes adorable!

shes seen bots like wheatley before. parsley has to stop her from trying to figure out how wheatley works but he fucking unscrews his arm so ok then. teya tells ginger in sylvain that android has rabies and to not go near him xD parsley has only been gone for 50 years feywild time, so shes 12 now shes BABY.

apparently their mom has gotten stricter since parsley left. trying to 'make up for his mistakes' oof wtf. ginger is glad parsley left tho since he wasnt happy. she wants to say goodbye this time DX teya accidentally drops it to senna they called them strays senna is PISSED.

parsleys other siblings didnt wanna talk to ginger about him at all. parsley asks if shes written any stories lately. boats and pirates! he shows her rouge! wheatley starts playing hand games with senna lol. rouge licks her awww. parsley tells ginger hes totally a hero and gonna save the material plane lol.

ginger says mom says they cant help parsley with his quest. the guards are gonna keep a big eye on us and theres a big thing happening tomorrow.

senna notices zen holding his head. hes hearing a strange noise? almost like the connection but different oh no. hes only getting weird noises on the otherside to god thats not good. senna comments either the feywilds fuck with the connection, or those bots that got dragged away are doing...something.

ginger leaves. parsley flops onto his dusty bed. wheatley flops next to him, senna sits by him. teya asks why ginger isnt allowed to fix him. he suspects he wont get fixed until he does something for his mom. teya offers to make a 'deal' with parsley so he HAS to leave the feywilds and finish the quest or die lol.

teya asks why parsley left anyway. before parsley explains theres a knock at the door damn. its basil, they dont look happy to see parsley. they want to talk in private. he tells teya to not even bother going invisible. teya mutters in sylvain 'nice to fucking meet you too.'

#senna #dnd #dnd adventures

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skyofnostars · 2 months

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My Book Characters/OCs (Modern AU version)

So, you know how my SW OC post was short… well this one is not so much lol. These guys have full profiles for a project me and some other friends are working on, so I'll put them here and hope ya don't slowly suffer from the length of it!

Calix Bane

Physical appearance: shoulder length messy brown hair, brown eyes, burn scars on both hands, slightly tanned skin, somewhat skinny also but somewhat muscular.

Unique Traits, Scars: He badly burned his hands when he was young, after setting the family dog alight with flaming cooking oil by accident (don't worry, the dog made it)!

Nicknames: Cal (everyone calls him this), Bane (his alias that no one knows is his last name), shortie (by Ajax and little brother),

Hobbies: parkour, knife-fighting (very good), climbing, listening to music

Pronouns: He/him

Height: 5’6 ½”

Birthday: April 17 (doesn't matter in the book but whatever lol)

Age: 17

Relationship: Carmine Fennec Personality: Sarcastic, funny, independent, slight trust issues, bit of trauma, daring, courageous, PTSD (kinda), bad at flirting, always has to be funny and joking no matter the situation.

Phrase: “Are you here to chop off my head and stuff it in a bag?” (this one is from my book), “Well, that doesn't sound like my problem”. “Dont judge, dude”, “Well, if I did I did, right?”

Other Info: This is his modern AU version, so he’s got a very different backstory in my book, and he has more scars. If you wanna know about the book version, I can make a page for that too! Also, he ha a brother named Kai and a sister named Kate, who are both younger then him!

Favorite songs: Survivor Guilt (Rise Against), BLACK SOUL (Shinedown), KILL YOUR CONSCIENCE (Shinedown), Long Forgotten Sons (Rise Against), Pull The Cord (The Score) DEVIL (Shinedown), I Apologize (Five Finger Death Punch),

Undefeated (All Good Things), Headcase (Shinedown)

Carmine Fennic

Physical Appearance: Long brown hair, grey eyes, tall, has a burgundy hoodie she almost always wears. Somewhat pretty, but not ridiculously so.

Nicknames: Carm, Grumpy

Hobbies: Drawing, Taekwondo, Karate, Jujitsu, Kickboxing (yeah, she does a lot of martial arts XD), Gun shooting, sometimes she likes to play basketball

Pronouns: She/her

Birthday: November 29th

Height: 5,8”

Personality: Stoic, withdrawn, tough af, hard to get close to, serious, usually not very silly, will only get sarcastic when she's about to start yelling at you.

Phrase: “You’re needed for a job” (her family-famous quote from my book that we all joke about all the time), “Dude, be normal”, “Please just dont”, “Take another step, and, well, we all know it won't end well for you”, “I’m getting tired of hearing your voice”.

Relationship?: Cal!!!

Other info: She’s actually a murderer in my book version, but here she’s a lot more normal! She has an older brother named Alexander, but he got into a car crash and unfortunately passed away.

Favorite songs: Cringe (Matt Maeson), Hallucenogenics (Matt Maeson), Purple Tiger (Milky Chance), The Trick The Devil Did (Sick Puppies), Living In A Haze (Milky Chance), Cards Are Down (Blue Stones)

Xavier Bailey

Physical appearance: The dude in my profile pic, short brown curly hair, green eyes, dark green sweater, skinny, always has a coffee cup cause he's coffee addict, gold stud earrings

Nicknames: Psycho, tech boy (only by Ajax), techie, Xav, Murderous lil’ cinnamon roll, murder boy (mostly by Xeno) Lex (only by my crew, long story), Lexie (only by Sully),

Hobbies: Works on cars, fixing & tinkers with things, plays card games, drawing (he’s a bit of an artist), doing judo (he’s a black belt), loves listening to music (usually rap or alternative)

Pronouns: He/Him

Birthday: June 4th (Age 17!)

Height: 5’4” (he’s a short lil’ guy)

Personality: Goofy, murderous, kinda a little insane sometimes, has depression sometimes, stressed out all the time, tries to act cocky and flirty, SUPER SARCASTIC (only when he’s doing ok tho), overdramatic, protective, defensive,

Relationship?: Xeno Allen! Thought before he hopelessly crushed on every girl or guy he met and never actually had a girlfriend, he’s bi though he denies it with a passion (he's literally dating a guy tho)

Quote: “The fun’s not over till you’re in prison”, “Yes, I killed him. Why are you confused about this?”, “Dude, it's fine”, “I’m not gay, I'm BI” “*insert every swear word known to the English language*”, “Carmine, murdering people today isn't the best choice, but feel free to give it a go next week”. “Cal, don't be an idiot”. “Dude, learn to deal with good music (when someone complains about listening to Shinedown or Rise Against)”. “*insert song lyrics*”, “you got a problem with that?”

Other stuff: He lost his arm and both his brothers in a car crash, his dad left home and his mother is almost always working or on a business trip, so he's pretty much alone unless he’s with Xeno. Very dark past but he hides it all with sarcasm and sass. Has dyslexia, loves dogs, sometimes goes on long runs through the city. He hasn’t actually dated anyone yet other than Xeno because he’s actually really scared to ask anybody out. Always ends up crushing on the super popular kids who already have girl/boyfriends (Xavier is a total bi disaster). He won't admit that he’s LGBTQ+ to anyone, and he’s super anxious when he’s crushing on a guy because he still refuses to admit he’s bi as f***. Swears a lot (especially at Xeno lol), can’t sing to save his life but he loves music. He has a long scar on his face and down his back from the car accident. Is super self-conscious about his prosthetic and tries to hide it by wearing things with long baggy sleeves. Back when his depression was very bad, he tried to kill himself (with a knife), but he managed to make himself stop. Xeno’s now helped him away from this state. He drives a 2002 Ford Ranger that’s covered in decals, but he regularly helps other people with fixing up their cars. Prosthetic left arm, doesn’t know how to ride a bike, terrified of needles, gets severe depression on some days, sleeps with a knife under his pillow, really jumpy, has murdered a few people (six to be exact), stressed out mess when he’s alone, allergic to alcohol, swears a lot, can’t sing to save his life (he can rap tho), wears a chain necklace and gold stud earrings, wears jeans and sweaters 24/7, spends like 15 mins trying to get his hair perfect, self-conscious as hell, has a dark sense of humor sometimes, is accidentally romantic and sweet when he thinks he’s really bad at being in a relationship.

Favorite Songs: Immortals (Fall Out Boy), ATTENTION ATTENTION (Shinedown), DARKSIDE (Shinedown), The Good Life (Three Days Grace), Landmine (Three Days Grace), Enemies (Shinedown) ‘Till I Collapse (Eminem), The Real Slim Shady (Eminem), In Da Club (50 Cent)

Ajax Coast

Nicknames: Jax, counter cleaner (long story lol)

Hobbies: Card Games (really good at anything gambling related, has amazing luck), hanging out with his friends, skateboarding, makes really good Halloween costumes, sometimes he likes to paint, used to be baseball kid until he got too old

Pronouns: He/him

Birthday: January 16th

Age: 21

Height: 6,3” (and the tallest)

Personality: Easygoing, chill, really damn lucky, swears a lot, protective, caring, can be too focused on something and get distracted easily, sometimes slightly rude but never means it.

Phrase: “It's all okay, I promise”, “Wanna bet on that?”, “Assholes aren't welcome here. Get out”.

Relationship?: Single…

Other info: Ajax actually lived a pretty good life. He grew up with three siblings (from oldest to youngest it goes: Della, Gabe, Tyler and then him), and moved out when he was twenty to rent a place to stay. He also speaks/knows basic sign language and Italian! Wants to go to police school so he can become an officer!

Often wears a blazer/suit jacket over a regular t-shirt, is fidgety and taps fingers on tables a lot, VERY protective of Xav (he sees him as a little brother), is the chill cool dude of the group, has REALLY good luck and nobody knows why.

Favorite songs: Human Race (Three Days Grace), Shivers (Ed Sheeran), This Is The Best (USS), The Reason (Zayde Wolf), Play With Fire (Sam Tinnesz), Warriors (Imagine Dragons), Immortals (Fall Out Boy), Natural (Imagine Dragons)

Sully Vale

Physical appearance: half-shaved hair that can't sow up in AI art for some reason, is ALWAYS wearing tall combat boots, likes dark clothes but isn't really emo, draws lots of attention when she's away from her friends but otherwise kinda blends into the background. She has a tattoo on her back of a snake around a dagger, and she has a tattoo on her shoulder that says ‘family isn't defined by blood’ in Latin (so, ‘interdum familia non sit sanguis’), in blue cursive.

Nicknames: Sul, Beautiful (only by her bf)

Hobbies: Running, ax-throwing, camping, hiking, traveling, used to do dance, playing guitar

Pronouns: She/her

Birthday: August 9

Age: 19

Height: 5’4”

Personality: Can be a bit intense, distant, protective, playful, energetic, not very girly, competitive, dark humor, sporty, dramatic, draws attention, confident, determined

Phrase: “I don't really care”, “Go annoy someone else”, “guys, I'm dying right now”, “please, stop being so embarrassing”

Relationship?: Will Scaramuzza (OC of a friend)

Other info: She grew up with her parents and a brother who’s ten years older than her (his name’s Parker), so he wasn't around much during her childhood. She’s the only one Xaveir talks about his trauma with other than Xeno. Always likes to put on a show, and always seems to have a dramatic flair when she tells a story. She picks her friends carefully because she does have some trust issues.

Favorite songs: Judgement Day (Five Finger Death Punch), Sattalite (Rise Against), The Violence (Rise Against), DEVIL (Shinedown), BLACK SOUL (Shinedown), Nightmare (From Ashes To New)

#OCs #OCs list #My OCs #Book characters #My book characters #Trait list #Character list #of #original character #My book children lol #Love them sm #Comment if you want to share your own OC

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am-i-sans · 8 months

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dnd adventures 32

once more we discovered the power of the soundboard. raz is gonna be late so no undyne for now! INFERNO IS BACK lol. suzy tackles him covered in mud lol. cam just waves lol. mud fight!

annika looks up and waves too lol. 'who the fuck is this nerd?' suzy shoves mud in his face again. cam is avoiding the fight to stay clean lol. inferno's cat jumps on him and inferno shoves it into the mud what a prick. it just meows at him then walks away.

dans feeds the cat and now it loves him <3 cam says its infernos familiar probably. he grumbles he doesnt want it. 'get familiar'd idiot.' frog pets the cat and demands inferno for the name. suzy shoves him demanding a name. cam feeds the cat and it purrs at them too.

vani tries to befriend the cat! they bap each other gently awww. dans and cam are talking about frogs future. the cat gets tired and curls up in frogs lap and goes to sleep. vani lays his head by frogs feet. dans asks frog if they thought of a name. cam offers dess some of their food then went eeby deeby.

we finish dinner and go to sleep. dans makes breakfast! undyne had the map so...uhh were fucked. frog named the cat shadow-fang. dans informs everyone undyne had the map and he doesnt know where to go. tori says she has a spell that can let us know the area for 3 miles. frog speaks up and reminds tori she can talk to trees! 'your the lorax.' thanks inferno. 'i wrote the lorax.' thanks dans.

it says theres a cave system 20 miles that-away. thats a days walk. annika just starts walking lol. dans takes down the camp after calling her back lol. tori asks if there are any threats in the area. group of bullywugs that think their the rulers of these lands.

annika once more walks off lol. dans has to remind her that dans is like half in the mud he needs to catch up. inferno is being mean to his cat asshole. we hear loud croaking, but frog has been doing it but now its loud af. frog people appear!

frog jumps into tori's arms. tori uses comprehend languages. one of them points a spear at us and tells us were coming with them. tori stands her ground and tries to hide the kids. of course she readies flameblade.

dans casts frostbite and it hits. it drops dead instantly. all the other frogs start screaming. annika firebolts but misses. inferno also misses lol. dess casts snowballs but only hits 1 of them and it drops dead. the rest run tf away! weaklings lol. 'welp that happaned. everyone ok?' suzy says it was hilarious lol. annika looks shaken so dans pats her on the back and tells her to take a second.

annika tries to claim shes fine but dans tells her to take a second anyway. 'your not used to this are you?' thanks tori. she is not xD she just graduated give her a break. dans says her professors should take them out in the field but she says they didnt learn for combat only for learning. dans calls thats odd. she says she wanted to use the magic to study. tori asks what was gonna be practical with it. she says it was for study! inferno calls her a nerd.

annika asks if we just leave the bodies there. 'what you wanna eat them or something?' thanks dess xD off we go! tori tells annika we dont go out to start fights, inferno is just a bastard. annika asks how we got together and dans says we got cursed by a god to fix a problem. 'you ever heard of Moss.' frog has to tell inferno moss is who we work for xD he tries to leave again, even tho undyne isnt here, since moss is now dans patron the curse works on him too lol. welcome back inferno. annika is so surprised!

dans informs annika of his cousin spingledorf ripping a hole in the universe. the frog people show up! were following them this time for whatever reason. UNDYNE IS BACK FROM EEBY DEEBY! she lands in the middie of everyone and soupnik reappears. the frogs are screaming again. 'oh hey undyne welcome back!' undyne is readying for combat lol. dans tells undyne their pathetic weaklings he could even kick over and were just seeing whats happening. also telling undyne inferno is here lol. undyne punches inferno in the face when he threatens fireball. soupnik follows us in the air.

we remind undyne she had the map lol. tori says we should make extra maps lol. the frogs calm down when soupnik doesnt kill them and lead us away. undyne dragging inferno by his hair lol. dans sends a prayer to moss asking if they can kill inferno. undyne says its a maybe since moss doesnt answer xD

we arrive at a little town, not well built. welcome to florida. we come to the center its like a throne made from rotten wood. theres a bigger frog with a necklace on the throne. tori's spell still works. the queen frog greets us and wants our treasures and magical artifacts. yeah no. dans asks why they want that stuff and she says they need status symbols to outdo the other tribe. undyne asks if thats all they wanted. undyne calls for soupnik cause yeah were just gonna go. the frogs begin screaming again. the queen starts bitching so dans shoots the crown off the queen. dans tells the queen he couldve killed her as undyne flips her off. undyne tosses them some junk chainmail as we leave.

on our way to the cave! we discuss swamp shit and undyne realizes tori and frog dont wear shoes xD we made it yay! its a cave so undyne yeets inferno inside. suzy also runs in lol. the rest of us follow. dans gives tori a glowing rock in case they get seperated.

annika says to explore in groups. undyne grabs inferno lol. tori takes suzy. dans and dess go with undyne and annika is stuck with tori. undynes team is going left. we all have shit passive perception xD a spiderweb misses inferno from above! dans looks up and sees a giant spider. dans gets a quick eldrich blast on it. it falls off the ceiling so undyne swipes at it. dans keeps examining the ceiling looking for more spiders. inferno sees a tiny spider and steps on it.

team tori! just walking along to the right. annika looks excited to be here lol. they continue down the corridor. tori hears someone called lukas calling for someone named nella behind her. she whips around to look. she doesnt see anything and steps toward the noise goddamn. no one else heard anything.

team undyne gets to the end of the tunnel and theres more spiders! and eggs! dans says to smash the eggs. we force inferno to set them on fire lol. good job. we turn around to catch up with the other group.

cutting back to tori. suzy turns around and runs off! tori tries to follow suzy. annika keeps going oh no. we catch up to suzy! undyne grabs her as she tries to run past. she said she heard her pack :( undyne says they definitely arent here or would probably be alive. dans says we didnt hear any wolves at all. she looks sad oh no! undyne says were just gonna keep going all we found was spiders we burnt. dans says spiders dont get that big without eating people, then asks where annika went. gotta go find her lol.

undyne just keeps carrying inferno and suzy while she rushes a head. the rest of us keep walking ahead way behind undyne. dess sees the shadows around the cave get deeper and darker yet darker. inferno hears a girls voice calling for 'ellie' and asking him to come play! tori hears teya calling for her to come inside ;-; dans hears a very quiet 'dad?' wtf moss leave him alone.

inferno goes limp for a second then shakes it off. "nono fuck no." (undyne doesnt notice or care lol) the sound is coming ahead. hes fighting against undyne he does NOT wanna go there. 'fuck this we gotta go.' undyne says shes gonna kick him if he keeps fighting. he stops but he looks uncomfortable.

dans is frozen in place and biting his lip hard enough to bleed. (if he was sans here his eyes would be blacked)

dess looks at the growing shadows but doesnt react otherwise.

tori walks back calling out for teya "your back?"

frog also turned back but instead tries to get tori's attention. 'somethings happening.' no shit tori.

undyne sees a doppleganger! another undyne. our undyne stops and is like wtf. suzy and inferno dont see it. she puts down suzy and grabs her sword. suzy is like wtf cause she doesnt see anything. undyne is like 'you dont see me?' they tell her theres nothing there. she throws undyne at the copy and he just goes right through it lol.

other undyne speaks up 'why did you do it?' 'uh what?' 'whyd you kill all those people?' undynes just confused shes killed a lot of evil people. shes thinking hard. the doppleganger is so pissed lol. 'undyne who the fuck your talking to?' 'the weird illusion is asking why i kill people, weird.' the 3 are arguing now and ignoring the doppleganger lol. she fuckin leaves! 'oh cool she left. that was dumb.'

annika comes around the corner 'did you guys hear a cat?' undyne points out infernos cat. 'i thought i saw MY cat.' undyne says the cave is making illusions and shit. then she realizes the others are probably experiencing this shit too. undyne looks at her hands and sees blood oh no. welp she doesnt like this. shes not gonna look at it nope. heading back to the others. she forgets to drag inferno lol. suzy grabs inferno and says they should go lol.

tori tells frog to stay back as she heads toward the voice. dans manages to speak and says tori shouldnt go that way, she knows that teya is gone. she ignores him too dammit. off she goes. teya is still calling for tori. tori notices a little opening she didnt notice before and uses detect magic. nothing. teya is still calling. 'mum made pie!' welp. dans is going to try and find tori. frog and dess follow too.

meanwhile suzy and inferno are bullying undyne lol.

tori sees her old house. kids playing. older teya? tori finally clicks this is wrong. 'your not real.' 'w-what do you mean im not real?' 'you died a long time ago.' teya's ear falls off. tori tries to get out the opening. shes out yay! we see tori stumble but we cant see the opening she just got appeared. shes crying oh no! dans gently places a hand on her head. she tries to compose herself, shocked. undyne finally arrives!

she tries to tell us how fucked the cave is. 'were well aware.' frog hugs tori. undyne sees dans is bleeding. he says the pain keeps him grounded. undyne tries badly to comfort tori lol. frog shakes her head at undyne. dans asks where suzy is. 'aw fuck.' that snaps tori out of it. 'you left the 3 of them alone?!' 'i uh got turned around.' we gotta go get them lol. undyne reminds tori its not real. frog asks if undyne is ok and undynes like yeah. (shes not.)

see ya next time for the horrors!

#dans #dnd #dnd adventures

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coolocgod · 8 months

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Random thing i just realized

So uh at the end of last month i was already having halloween costume ideas and i had a thought of dressing up as steven cues i wanna fuel my pokepasta obession and uh problems i only just now realized 1 i am short as hell you could probably pick me up so thats a problem cues tall steven, but i could always just say im a smol steven 2 i have a brown and hazel eye not the straight red eyes but again that could just be fixed with me saying this is before miki dies and 3 I WEAR GLASSES, WHICH I CANT JUST LIE ABOUT but i dont wanna just not dress as him cues like i have alot of ideas soooo imma be steven but he needs glasses XD

#hypnos lullaby #fnf hypno lullaby #fnf steven #strangled red steven #strangled red #halloween costume idea

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crayonsandclovers · 11 months

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Lana Del Rey's Unreleased Leaked Songs Ranking just because I can

Okey, I just found a very fucking long list of unreleased but leaked Lana Del Rey songs and as listening to leaked songs is my ugly pleasure hobby I'm gonna find some of them and share them with y'all cause they may be too good to be true (also I'm sharing my own opinion on here, don't eat me, alrighty?)

Also I won't be judging the vocals, I'm focusing more on music and lyrical side of things

4th of July

Almost no text beside 3 repeating lines but the vibe is here, though it's hinting at crack or amphetamine addiction which is a no no to me so i'm gonna give it a 6/10

80's Baby

Okey, so definitely it's only vocals isloated from the entire song so it sounds a bit weird and makes some lines incomprehible but it's understandable in this conditions, i really like the way she says "[...] my 80s baby~" but this song itself doesn't offer much lyrically, but it certainly has some vibe. 6,5/10

1949

Okey, oh boy. So this song is a one big reference to the Lolita book. The song is written from a perspective of title "Lolita" who is 13 years old (if i recall correctly) during her trip with her step-father. In both of the verses there are hints that she doesn't actually feel safe in this relationship and it personally terrifies me just as if i read the book. It is not written as an approval of this situation, it describes the situation from the eyes of the girl - just how the book critises doings of the main hero, step-father by showing the situation from his perspective (to him, this is all normal). Musically, the song is amazing, almost perfect even. Love it, but even though I know about the meaning behind the song, the "Daddy" parts still make me shiver in a bad way (I just dont like this trope in her songs, hot take). Overall nice 7/10

Afraid

Oh god it's something different. This song is about a woman leaving a toxic relationship and being afraid of it at the same time. She thought she could fix him, but she understands she not only couldn't do that, he also gave her nothing but fear. And she actually leaves him. There's no "I'm coming back I think I love him still" plot twist at the end, she stays with her decision up to the very end - and I love it. 9/10, amazing song, only the music is suddenly jumping weirdly? But I can let it slide

All Smiles

Won't rate this one, because there's only one version of the audio out there and it's in bad quality + the crowd cheering doesn't help in understanding the lyrics, -/10 until I find the better version

Angels Forever (Forever Angels)

Oh god I love it!!!!!! It's so so sooo good! Very Lana Del Reyesque, exactly what would you expect from her music, it's wild, it's free, it's beautiful, perfectly illustrates the california teenage/young woman dream and some of it's tragism without explicitly stating it. For some the song may sound a little bit bland but that's okey. Love it and would sold my soul for it to be on spotify, makes me wanna dance at 3 am on the disco party where everyone are almost asleep and i'm just too drunk and in a trance to leave, amazing, 10/10

Ave Maria

It's more of an interlude than actual song, but some lyrics are definetly there, but I don't really understand the meaning of it lyrically (if anyone wants to interprate this song for me I'd gladly listen) . It was supposed to be on Ultraviolence and I can here that. Actually alright, would serve it's job if it ended up on the final album but doesnt offer a lot as a stand alone song, 7/10

Bad Boy

"Throw me round like a hot potato, if he want the butter then say so" - Okey, I understand why this one wasn't released

I'm not judging the vocals, cause obviously it wasnt meant to be the final version, but the lyrics are absolutely terrible (xD), 0/10

[This is all for tonight cause it's 1:11 am at mine and I'm tired as fuck, gonna finish it in the upcoming days, good night everyone]

#lana del rey #lana del ray song #lana del ray aesthetic #lizzy grant #music #songs #lana del rey unreleased #unreleased music #i love this shit

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Yeah but Cough Syrup wasn’t just about Karofsky. . It was about Blaine too and his own mental health, and the melt down he’s about to have and following on from the slushie shit.

I always find it odd people pick up on a Hevans friendship - I know why. But really there were so many other Kurt friendships that weren’t developed and would actually make more sense. Kurtcedes was left, but he could also have been friends with other nd guys, or girls, but Sam for some reason is the one people talk about.

yeah okay i knew there was something about that first point and i was gonna mention it in my other post but im like on a roll here and i didnt wanna break and try and hunt down the post that explained all the meta xD like i see where the other anon (and everyone else with the same remarks) is coming from but also one time someone explained it really well to make sense for blaine so. i get it xD dont worry!!

and yeah i knooow a lot of the hevans "friendship" fans comes from him allegedly being set up as the original love interest for kurt slash people just hating blaine's guts for literally no reason

but idk obviously im not in that camp and maybe i did ship a teeny bit of hevans on the side but ive said before the more i see people talk about hevans (and blam) the less i want anything to do with it romantically. like im not against multishipping but they're not klaine alskfjsdkl i just dont subscribe to that bc its not interesting to me

but i would like a hevans friendship and they easily couldve sang a duet together in 2x04

likeee take a character like kurt, or blaine, or mercedes, or sam. where their good moments happen bc they are good people. vs characters like finn or rachel where most of their good moments come about only bc they have to fix the colossal fuck up they made 20 minutes earlier in the ep

which is why like yeah the hummelberry moment at the end of 2x04 is sweet on its own but rachel baby part of the reason kurt feels so lonely rn is bc you and your boyfriend were literally scheming behind his back to gatekeep sam from him bc two guys singing a duet together is gay and embarrassing aksjflsk like hello?? youre part of the problem

so ive also said this before but it wouldve been sooo perfect if sam were the one that came up to kurt at the end of the ep to say like hey the competition might be over but i think i owe you a duet so if you're still up for it..?

and then they could've sung together. it wouldnt have been that hard or that crazy or out there to write that in. glee writers hire me now and we'll all go back in time and fix this

EDIT: @1908jmd sent me the post i was thinking of plus this other one about cough syrup if you wanna check out some meta!!

#glee #lol glee #kurt hummel #asks #my thoughts #anonymous

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Someone asked me what about Kiryu it was I liked so much and it was such a "smudged notes on the hand" moment XD And then I realized, I'm like, 95% sure Kiryu is my one and only "I can fix him". lmfao

hopefully i didn't go in on him too harshly but-

like, i dont judge anyone for loving him on a deeper level than i do. but like i do have to wonder quite a bit like, what goes through people's minds when he makes Those Bad Decisions™️. I know that he means well, most of the time but personally i think that... mm, sometimes it's hard to root for him because it's almost as if he doesn't learn from his mistakes. once he finally did learn, it was kinda too late. then, when the going gets real tough and he realizes how fucked it all is, he makes one more Ultimate Bad Decision that's just like, fucking really, my guy? he makes me wanna write about driving to his house and kicking his ass and yelling at him for every dumb thing he's ever done his entire life then make him do an elementary school punishment where he has to write it over and over again ("I will NOT...") til he gets it through his beautifully thick skull

but anyway, i'm sorry. i know that's your man so imma quit while i'm ahead before you come beat me up instead

#is this kiryu hate? no no it's not im just VENTING #BUT PLEASE FIX HIM!#I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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actualbird · 2 years

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Aw, too bad I missed the whole Halloween saga, but it was such a joy to read! And Luke plush’s outfit looks great I hope both of you had a good Halloween. You put so much work into it! XD mayhap I’ll join next year - Book

hi book!! hahjkhdfkjshf while the halloween saga was shortlived and fleeting, at least it'll always be here for reading :D

and huhu thank u so much!! making luke plush's costume wasnt all that difficult tbh omg. my main problem was that i didnt have pants for him and i had to find a way to cover his plushie nethers so he can maintain his dignity HKVSKJHFVKJAS

thankfully, shoving him in the pumpkin basket quickly fixed that problem!

hell yeah, join next year!! this was so fun that i deffo wanna do it again (like, it's silly and quick and it did not activate my brain's neverending writing anxiety and dread), and maybe not just for halloween but for other special events mayhaps so both you and i dont have to wait a full year >:3c

who knows tho! certainly not i, for i never know whats going ever jvjVJSVFK

hope you had a good halloween too, book :D

#Book!anon #asks #luke plush is in bed now all tucked in to stay cozy but he still has his werewolf ears HAHJSDFVKJ he looks too cute i wanted to #keep them on him for a bit longer!!!

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HI DARLING OH MYB GOD YOU POSTED IT ALREADY OH MY GOD OMOGOGM im the anon who requested skz x 1d songs im so sorry i locked in the whole day bc i have anatomy finals tomorrow for uni xD

listening to 1d songs as i read it (i miss my 1d boys <//3) fr i was a directioner before i was a stay and this makes me so happy

i agree so HARRRDDDDD perfect and little things are both made FOR chan and BY chan omg you’re so right the way he can be so insecure about himself i just wanna shower him with compliments and remind him that hes beautiful every hour every minute every second of the day </3 and the way you made hyunjin’s last first kiss was PERFECT🥹 i love this song so much (take me home 1d’s best album, i stand by it) han and felix would be the type to be in a fun and adventurous couple doing just about anything and everything and just vibing midnight memories & why dont we go there describes them so perfectly ❤️‍🩹now onto my baby my innie <//////3 both summer love and fool’s gold are so angsty but when u put it this way it is beautiful 💔 i want to for real go on dates with jeongin where we go on picnics and just vibe, or go restaurant hopping and rate their burgers and just be silly together and now i’m realizing he is also so change my mind coded AAAAHHHHH

this is so very delusion inducing and i’m gonna be brainrotting this for WEEKS while listening to 1d songs with a smile on my face again !!! the way you wrote for each member and matched them with one direction songs I AGREE SO HARD i cried you actually posted this bc i’ve been looking through ao3 wattpad and all of tumblr and ONLY YOU did it im so happy this is my 1dxskz crumbs fr THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥹 i’ve been following you since 2022 and have my notifs on HAHAH :D i love ur works and i just wanna know what your favorite one direction song(s) is/are 💗

sorry for yapping i just appreciate this so much xD

HI HI HI OMG GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FINALS TOMORROW!! YOU'LL DO GREAT 💖

i was actually waiting for your response in regards with the headcanon AAAAND i'm so happy that you loved it!! i was a directioner way back in 2012-2015 tho and i still listen to their songs until now (fr fr i miss them too and has been waiting for a freaking reunion 😭)

it took me hours to find a song that would suit each member, skimmed and scanned every possible songs with their lyrics HSKSKSK i was supposed to write What A Feeling for seungmin, No Control for lee know and Happily for jeongin but yeah 🥹 there are a lot of 1D songs that could describe the members HSKSKSKSKS i wish i could write them all down HAHA hyunjin could be Long Way Down too yk? the one that really got me is Last First Kiss for him and Temporary Fix for changbin, chan is obviously Perfect of course and Lixie has a lot of potential songs, Han too 🫶🏻✨

i appreciate you having to ask me about it, and i apologize it took a while to have it posted here 😭 i wanted to write more of this but i have another series to finish HSJSKSKS too many wips in my google docs too AAAAA and thank you so much for being with me since 2022, for having my notifs on and for loving my works 🥺 i wasn't expecting it, you’re so precious honestly!! ☹️💖

as for my favorite songs, THERE'S A LOT OF THEM LIKE; Love You Goodbye, Infinity, Ready to Run, Why Don’t We Go There, Where Do Broken Hearts Go, More Than This, Half A Heart, I Wish, Moments, They Don’t Know About Us, Olivia, Spaces, Up All Night, Perfect, Best Song Ever and the list goes on 😭😭😭 ooooh and i loved harry and niall btw 😔 how about you? mehehehe

#👤. 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀 #✉️. 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀 #🎀 . 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗹𝘆 — 𝗸𝗲𝗶𝘀𝘆

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