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simpin-for-simmons · 7 months
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I know we like to think that Alpha Church can't aim because of all the fragmenting and everything and one of them has that part of him, but wouldn't it be funnier if like. Dr. Leonard Church himself just straight up couldn't aim and it just carried over to Alpha.
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bpbpskpskp · 1 year
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i just whispered jicheal mackson in place of micheal jackson in place of percy jackson super quietly but its 2am after doing karaoke for three hours and making up stupid fake scenarios about jason will and nico becoming yjh sjw and kdj respectively and how they would react by meeting each other in orv worldline in unholy brothers of chaos after jasons ghost and nico fading and dying and THEN fading, respectively,
in a weird tsats au where jasons ghost joins nico and will in tartarus and they go kick names and take ass but then jason and nico die while protecting will so he goes on a rampage like percy without annabeth there
is it obv that wills my fav
i think he has secret hidden op but is main medic so he cant fight bc he has to heal evry1
bro totally has messed up scale of disgust i mean mans literally delivered a whole child before flirting with a hades kid that some are scared of
literally broke his glare and put him on basically house arrest just comes with being a medic ig
inagine how many campers hed have to calm down or disarm or something. especially ares kids. theyd be all like ‘haha medic weak me strong weapon hurt you’ ‘i dont need help bc needing help is weak’ or something but then he disarms them and heals them and suddenly they owe him
oops rambling but whatever i like writing down my thoughts its calming getting to have them somewhat organised more than in my head
if u stuck around this long then thx
honestly. couldve gone longer but dont want to nake this too long
only paragraphs bc i kkow how annoying walls of text can be
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zarovich · 3 years
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tbh i just keep getting worse
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cas-rivaille · 3 years
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Hello! I've never really done a match up like this before and I'm interested in having an Obey Me match up. (Unless they are closed, then please ignore 🙂) It's long... I'm sorry.
My appearance:
I'm a 5'10" curvy red-head with green eyes and fair skin. I have 5 tattoos. My favorites are my black wings that take up half of my back and my stain glass Beauty and the Beast tattoo on my forearm.
My personality:
I'm an infj virgo. My pronouns are she/her. I'm quiet when I first meet people because I like to observe people to get a feel for their personality before I even think about opening up to anyone. I've been burned in the past so I'm guarded emotionally. I like making people laugh or happy because I know what its like to have be at war with your own mind and I don't want anyone to feel like that. I tend to bottle up my emotions because I don't like to "burden" others with my issues. I'm not used to depending on anyone and it take a lot for me to admit I need help. As soon as I see someone as family, I get protective. When it comes to the people I care about, I'm ok if you insult me but the second you go after the people I care about I will not pull punches.
What I look for in someone:
Reassurance and humor. I have anxiety and depression so I need someone who will give me reassurance. Someone who I can be in the same room with and we can both be content doing different things. Someone who knows I can fight my own battles but will be there for me.
Hobbies:
I love to read. I love expanding my knowledge about anything and everything. If I get stressed, I will read Harry Potter, just because it allows me to escape for awhile. I dabble in creative writing every so often when the mood strikes me.
Baking is another passion of mine. I love trying out recipes, especially if I know someone likes a certain flavor profile. I hardly ever eat what I make, I just make things for people to try. I get nervous when waiting for people to try the stuff I made. If I get stressed out, I will go on baking sprees and make 8-9 different creations in a day.
I drabble in crochet. I enjoy making things for people I care about like blankets. I always get their favorite colors or something they are passionate about and try to find a design to make for them.
I adore animals. Cats, dogs, fish, you name it and I most likely will find it adorable.
I hope you have a great day/night and since you remind everyone to make sure they drink water, I'm going to remind you to drink water!
AWWWW THATS SO SWEET YOU KKOW I DO THAT THAT MADE MY DAY AHDHSHS AND YES DONT WORRY I DRINK WATER I HAVE TO AFTER PASSING OUT TWICE LOL !!
okay and now for the matchup !!
i match you with... SOLOMON !!
- you need humor ? problem solved. this man is hundreds of years old and knows every joke from every time period
- as a wizard, he def has a familiar. i hc that it's a cat (kinda basic i know but). he will let you play with it whenever you want. in fact the cat might like you more than him
- if you crochet him anything he's keeping it forever and enchanting it so it can never be ruined
- he would love to watch you bake and ask you to teach him (we all know this man needs baking help and cooking help)
- exactly like you said, the two of you can be in the same room and enjoy different things
- you like expanding knowledge ? boy oh boy you're in luck. he has books dating back at least a thousand years ago and will gladly let you read them all
- he'll teach you how to make cool potions and cast spells
- he will def be there for you and reassure you whenever you need it
- he knows you don't want to "be a burden" but he has his ways of making you feel comfy enough to talk. solomon may be like a child sometimes but truth is he has hundreds of years of emotional handling and can take anything you throw at him
- just as protective of you as you are him
- beauty and the beast is your guys movie you watch it on some date nights
- he also loves your wings tattoo
- he knows lots of braiding hairstyles so if you ever want your hair braided let him know
- your guys personality types are statistically proven to be good together
- entp + infj duo
- overall very loving couple
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I HOPE YOU LIEKD IT SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG ANDHSJS AND IM SURE YOU ALREDY KNOW WHAT IM GONNA SAY SO HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT AND REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER !!
- cas :)
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the-firebird69 · 3 years
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and tons go up and there were space battles all over adn tons and huge andnow larger and off from earth tons of them.  and huge.  and bruce sings about macs...trapping him.  and we say hurrah good.  and ppl need to know what it is likehere. our son is trapped we work to free him use tons of stuff now. huge huge letters giant lawsuits massive forces. and lawyers by the megatruck and cops by the huge ship and more and robots and more. still no change. horrid and squalor at times. evil ppl. need him out shortly your so vane too and arrogant. and die gross deaths a lot and know it is rampant too this arrogant bug and evil and shit it is based on crap.  Thor Freya and no based on us develpoing curascant.  and no she is not out yet and he says will be and i know why..and why the mouintains move now.  fully..and we saw that know why too diamonds and yeh that is true.  and i say it all then..he is daft and rude and crude and alks all day to himself ...oh ok we hear it and he knows we do see something we hav claravoyance...and oh ok..nope.  and how do you know..and ok i make me ahve it force you to belive..and works ok sure..he sasy sure ok go sell it on your own like you do daily.  this is a hip hop community lol. the dont care for it. we do say thsi dont knowwhat he means we aer not ngrs you shit ok shut up...we hear it to he is sick yes..a mac says...no way man  this is the way to be caa says. ok ok they are right way over the top not used to being close to a success..nope. dan no you are not your irritating he is and bja is way off the chart and it is war but we see. in the rolls and we say if you could toneit down a bit ok preston mb he has to dan oh ok jason. there aare pelnty of outlets for your tongue here Zues Hera see that ok dan so what you imp he can hit like no tomororw youof aggot shut uyour mouth. mac and why should i a chasm and ok why is it there... dan you dont know shut  it then mac ok why then caa dan your the guru right  your my people and so on  Zues Hera and i see i dont know so out  dan no dan uou dont know he does explained it and supposedly never seen it or read about it so youshut up means for christ sake off him mac and we see why you know. and all no i go ck and race and why dunno dont rememberr seeing any super 8 timing off all of it is real and heard it all. and he hugs youbatman we know about them.  we call them that lots do. i know more. and it is massively illegal caa says to be me lol and i get antsy eaten ppl and pieces on the lawn and stuff nearby..oh ruskies do chip ofendoers they say it ..ok tehy do and who are they...ppl at me and see why ok you look like them and such caa says..ok theyd o that so monsters do what..dan says oh boy this blows there are little girls here with us the two big ones say it  and he does. a pain runidiot runand no so i say this patience is at an edn there are things you dont kknow dan that is all...and i may not so... learn ok. trump or not ok dan it is like this i am very sharp. smart. and top of my game. you all condescend all day all night to make me feel bad adn that i am not, i designed the top speed bike the light bike ad a fly version. know you asses dont have it and mine do. and we have a huge Auto show cneter it is in you dont and you cannot beat it.  we win all the electric bike racessoon all gas..and yet my word does nothing. why is that..i design it ok means im a fool and stupid and make up monsters. robots are mosters inyour world dan.  asimo is one and i have them all over or japs do and i helped build it ask daniel and paralell to him he is your father yes Zues Hera  i wont back off ever i need it the tech now..now. dan f off dan Zues Hera u see that yu see dan we kill yours here now adn look like macs ok we hit trillioins now and sh do you ask for it Zues Hera and jamei chomo knockedoui out and we suck you fag dan ou fucker are at me too with this shit trump so what we raided you so dan and then you need to learn respect so we pour in macs cheapo version and blame him as he sits inciitng your poor ass which wont backdown for anyting Thor Freya and we use it on you caa dan try you honking fag you are out soon i kkow wny honging fag Zues Hera well ok. why  dan jason i see i get it im why eys i am see you at trump you wil ltry tons will and you will be seen and then in and hewill kcik you out happens monthlly or so jason thats why. Zues Hera ok you got me but at what cost dan your stuff trump and bja and others take and amcs for thestoroy and jason is at now dotl asshwhipe fuker yoiu die too i put out a contract and issue it have Violator and use the dough i got fromyour productioni idea asshole Zues Hera i want to hurt yu cnat so die and that is what you want to hear dan you are FUCKING MORON EVEN I KNOW WHAT YOURS DO FORY OUR FAGGOTY THREATS SHIT FOR BRAINS Zues Hera and i see. faggoty and get it dan yeh sure guy you are so fn dumb..fag.  you are at me in my face so i deploy on your ass and ask them to double it..now too. and take stuff we need priior to it leaving in your grasp gasping faggot Zues Hera yu now what you left eearth and stuff so what dan ahahahah chump Zues Hera i would hit him for it but what dan says is here and it is way way way off the charts. and dan we see h uge armies at you you faggot our an ingrate shit loud mouthed fatggot and so he is of on the timing told it you saw it cried got your wife killed.  and said goodbye. you took her.  and then this siletll he did.  and we hate you for it... tommy f we cant stand it either but man he says you are nothing and acts it and says it and acts it all day long is a fn useless chump then you say oh dan what was in the park and you knew these knew i knew and he is dead now has to be you say that is the sh and then spaz boy and rides it over and over out yu idiot. prob seupt john c rielly thinks he runs the psych ttuff  prob does ateup dan so he is dumb now tommy f i wil buy that yes and  you dan are so weak and angry at him so we see it know that one  mac ad yeh ok due to him now f u dan
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