#i don't like Miguel at all

[spidey-bie]

Guess who unwillingly read a smut work again? Yay 😑. (It was the first thing I saw when I first woke up. I started this at 7 am yesterday morning.) I will admit that it was kinda on me this time for not having the Miguel smut tag blocked but there was nothing that could've led me to believe that it'd be smut in the first place so my point still stands. Label your smut works.

TW: More pet names and nicknames. (I am a romantic aromantic I'm so sorry 😔) This is a loose continuation of the previous one.

You were awaken, unfortunately, by the jarring sounds of your morning alarm. You groggily look over to surprised to see your beloved s/o Hobie Brown still dozing away. Usually he'd sleep in his own room but you both had decided to have a sleepover the night before. At least this meant that you didn't have to make a trip to go and wake him.

"Bie." You shake him lightly. You only get a groan. "C'mon Bie you gotta get up."

"Just five more minutes." You thought about taking him up on his offer but, history has shown that this only led to you both sleeping in till noon. You had plans for the day and they required the both of you to be up at 8. Unfortunately Hobie had no plans on budging. Usually you'd gently ease him awake but time was ticking away. You had to take a more direct approach.

Begrudgingly you leave the comforts of your warm bed and head towards a window. If you weren't awake before the cold air had woken you up now. You open the curtains to let the sunlight pour in and wrestle the covers from his arms. (At least you knew that if a criminal attacked in the early morning Hobie would be fine. Unfortunately your blanket was not.)

"UGGGGGGH." He groaned as he tried to shield his eyes with his hand.

"Nope. I can't leave you here. You'd never get up before one if not for me."

Hobie grumbled something about time being a concept and moved his hand away.

"Bug must you torture me like this?"

You give him a tired giggle.

"I'm sorry Bie but it was the only way."

He sits up and yawns. This was a good sign. Hopefully he'd soon make his way to the bathroom to get ready for the day. Hopefully.

"I'm gonna get started on breakfast. Please at least be out of bed before I get back." You wait for his reply.

He wipes the sleep from his eyes and nods. You head to the kitchen.

You pop a couple frozen beignets in the oven and throw the rice that you prewashed into a pot. By the time the rice had finished Hobie had emerged from the bathroom much more chipper than before.

"The bathroom's all yours." He gives you a wink.

"I leave the rest to you sir." You give him a mock salute and he rolls his eyes. Quickly you make your way to the bathroom.

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You turn the water on and throw on a clear shower cap over your neon purple bonnet. You take note of Hobie's matching neon pink one laying on the vanity. He hated it when you first bought it for him. Yet, without fail he wire it every night. Whenever you offered to buy him another he refused absolutely offended that you even offered in the first place.

"Pink is punk. You think I'm getting rid of it now?Come off it." You chuckled at the memory.

After your shower you finish getting ready for the day. The final task that you had left was your hair. You applied a light oil to your hands and got to work. You had to unravel all of the twists that Hobie had done only a couple days before. After you finished you look yourself over in the mirror, make some final adjustments, pop on your black ring, and head out.

Immediately you are met with the smells of onion, chilis, and various spices. Hobie must've made that one dish again. When you arrived in the dining room you had found that you were right. Alongside the rice and beignets you made you find a mock ackee and saltfish that he makes with eggs, as well as bacon on your plate. You mentally cheer and sit down. Hobie smiles.

"I've been waiting ages for you to get out. Almost checked to see if you were alright."

You scoff and roll your eyes. "Bie, hush."

Grabbing your fork you dig into your plate. The first bite in and a whirlwind of delicious flavors hit your taste buds. You set your fork down and stare at him. A few years ago you couldn't ever imagine something like this. A familiar warmth and a shared meal with someone who cared for you.

"Bug, is something wrong?" He looked at you worriedly. "The food's good init?"

You nodded and smiled.

"Yeah." You pick back up your fork. "It's absolutely delicious."

A/N: Was this rushed? Most definitely. Do I have any regrets? No. I love this sm and if you don't go kick rocks (this is a joke).

I debated on whether I'd do shared rooms or separate but it is what it is. I stole the bonnet hc from @/murdrdocs.

Fun fact a black ring on your middle finger is supposed to be a subtle sign for asexuality if you didn't know. (I have a black and a white one.) Also i'm Creole not Jamaican so forgive me if I got something wrong here. Finally, beignets are heavenly and I'd eat them all day if not for my gluten intolerance.

#i just wasnt to read a character analysis #i don't like Miguel at all #but his character interests me and i wanna learn more about his comic self #but alas #life has it out for me #hobie brown #my bae [🎸] #hobie x black reader #hobie x black!reader #hobie x reader #black reader #asexual reader #hobie brown x black reader #hobie brown x black!reader #hobie brown x reader #atsv #jay and the spiders #ace hobie #ace4ace #cory writes

[themisterhip]

The sillys 🧛😝✨

#spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #lyla #lyla across the spiderverse #art #i don't know why but i've been feeling down lately #i think i'm having a crisis cause my bitrhday is soon and the comissions as well #and add to that my school just gave us final exams when i thoight they were over so #surviving of the fittest :D #shljsks anyway sorry for venting #hope you all like the drawing #i'll be going back to comissions and all #lots of love for you all!! #thanks and bye #<3 #barbie #barbie movie #meme

[thepastneverforgets]

felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.

#atsv spoilers #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #miguel x peter #do they even have a ship name yet. cause I say crackship but I'm #so serious about them as someone who spent all post itsv dreaming up divorced bi awakened peter ships. ( noah fence mj ) #incorrect quotes #but don't ask me where the quote was from bc Idk. I was just obsessed with a TikTok edit of the scene for like six days #and this popped up in my head

[skyward-heir]

the one & only edge of time fanart in the internet, probably

#marvel #sm:eot #spider-man: edge of time #peter parker #mary jane watson #miguel o'hara #skyward-art #doodle i did months ago but only just finished it #like the procrastinator i am #all three don't actually meet in-game but what if they did #i mean the only in-person interaction between peter & miguel #is miguel softly carrying a dead peter into safety asjkl

[sciderman]

your fave is problematic: nathan summers

uses ai

#sci talks comics #and you know what. miguel uses ai too. but we know he's problematic #nathan summers #what am i saying anyway. nathan isn't anyone's fave. #(he's mine. but ironically. i think. i don't know anymore.) #(all i know is that i get gratification from seeing this ridiculous cyborg man like no other.) #(i think it's more difficult to admit i love cable unironically than it is to admit i love deadpool unironically.)

[stairset]

I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.

#hell you don't even need to read a comic just look up a let's play of spider-man edge of time you'll get what i mean #but yeah i saw a post that was like #''the first movie had a joke about how spider-man doesn't wear a cape and miguel has a cape they did that to show he's not spider-man'' #as if he hasn't had that cape since his creation 30 fucking years ago #he's not even the only spider-man to have one. spider-man unlimited is also a thing that exists. #even the first movie had that call-back joke where they see the peter from miles's universe had a suit with a cape #these movies have a lot of little details with deeper meanings but the cape thing just isn't one of them sorry #but yeah. play edge of time or find it on youtube it's good. #shattered dimensions is also good but miguel's personality in that game is closer to peter's for some reason #so edge of time is better for getting a feel of what he's usually like #but yeah i do think spider-verse miguel was probably more straightforwardly heroic like other versions before the whole dead family thing #and i think he and the rest of the spider society are just genuinely misguided about how the whole canon event thing works #cause like george and gwen don't die in every universe peter doesn't get the symbiote in every universe #even uncle ben doesn't die in every universe #but miguel THINKS those things always happen. that's why he got the others to believe it cause he genuinely believes it himself #and i think they all take comfort in the idea that these bad things that happen to them happen for a reason #i know that's josh keaton's interpretation for why spectacular peter joined and i don't disagree with it #that's also why i disagree with people saying that miles is The Only True Spider-Man There just cause he was the first to outright reject it #look me in the fucking eye and tell me spectacular peter and insomniac peter don't understand what it means to be spider-man #or actually don't cause i'll bitch slap you into next week if you do #miguel o'hara #marvel #shut up tristan

[journey-to-the-attic]

zhao and ik finally come back and lucifer js loses all sense of formality and literally runs and hugs them SO tightly. they r all sleeping in one bed tonight u can’t stop him. they will have scheduled family activities sometime 😤 lucifer is basically like a dejected bird on the floor when they’re gone u have to understand. he’s a dad to a little child. ik will always be his little child. he’s insane.

(nightbringer lucifer saw the ring of light and he takes like an entire hour just to work again bc HE GOT MARRIED???? but damn nb luci is gonna be real sad when ik and zhao leave)

he would deflate into an exhausted sort of puddle for at least one week, if not longer, and the image it has conjured up is so vivid that i need to draw him being pathetic and sad now hang on

satan can't even make fun of him for it because he just feels bad for his incredibly stressed big brother. meanwhile lucifer calls in every single sick day he's ignored over the years in a row and WILL be in the same room as his husband and/or child at any given moment

i feel like zhao would've tried to hide the whole thing with the ring of light, but lucifer KNOWS that that's the wedding ring finger, and he most certainly knows the ring of light when he sees it. it'd be funny if he assumes at first that it's michael who apparently proposed to a human, since as far as he knows that's where the ring was

also ouuu... exchanging one sad miserable lucifer for another one. there's no coming out of this nightbringer situation with all parties happy... awfully cruel for nb lucifer to put zhao and ik in his life, knowing he'd never want to let go, but forcing him to do so anyway

#art #obey me #answering asks #anon asks #obey me lucifer #jtta ik #jtta zhaoxi #ohh the tragedy of nb lucifer's side of the story is getting to me a little bit now #it's a little everything everywhere all at once and also sort of reverse-miguel's-situation-in-spiderverse... you know?? #'i would've loved to do laundry and taxes with you' and another you gets to have that. but you don't #because they were never yours and this wasn't your family to begin with #he is wearing your ring but you were not the one who gave it to him and ultimately you are something he is going to 'escape' from #and the other you is something he is going to return to #dad in the devildom #zhaolu #i feel like zhao himself would have a massive dilemma over getting close to this past version of lucifer #it's still lucifer but it's not HIS lucifer so he'll always feel at least a little like he's betraying him #meanwhile ik has no idea what's going on. this is not dad??? but he looks exactly like him??? #those aren't uncles? okay so when does she get to see her proper uncles then?

[rockingtheorange]

The complicit gaze of two men going "Oop the king has read our smut. Hope he enjoyed it 🤗"

#Your royal horniness #Alex First Son Of Masturbatory Historical Readings #I know im incorrigible so don't encourage me #the king had enough of these kids im sure #what if he was kicking his feet in bed like all of us while reading? #bet your bets that king of whatever didn't sleep to binge read all the emails #miguel could only wish it was him the one Alex wrote those things to #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue #rwrb #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #history huh? bet we could make some

[wawamouse]

Oz textposts (31/?)

#oz hbo #hbo oz #oz meme #miguel alvarez #augustus hill #agamemnon busmalis #cyril o’reily #ryan o'reily #chico guerra #simon adebisi #seamus o'reily #chris keller #adebisi image cracks me. he looks like he's dead #i'm a ryan/nikolai truther but i don't care at all to write them LOL #there's like 1 fic series for them on an old site and i hold it in my heart #i should go back and check if the op left their email for people to send comments....

[peterb-aka-reason-to-life]

everyone says that Miguel is a vampire because of those teeth, BUT-

he's actually a werewolf. angry lone wolf. rrr 🐺

oh no wrong photo…

yeah, this one!

#idk why i posted this #but i like this #and i think about it like ALL NIGHT #don't ask why #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #spider man 2099

[m4rs-ex3]

people: it's so unfair to dog pile on gwen for all her "numerous mistakes" !!!

me: yeah !!

people: she's a traumatized kid, and either way her downfalls were nothing compared to a bunch of other people in that movie !!!

me: YEAH !!!

people: i mean what about peter b

me: uh yeah!

people: he did so many shitty things !!!!!

me: yea

me: *sobs in corner*

#he did all of it but i don't care #tbh that's like a triple standard bc he's a traumatized child #i don't give a mayday shit if he's a wisecracking man child #let's all come together as a community #and not jump to conclusions #and not hate #and not spread negativity #and agree that every bad character move ever is miguel's fault #ty 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #spiderverse #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #gwen stacy #peter b parker

[felagund-fiollaigean]

do you ever consume a piece of media that speaks to your soul and changes you as a person and inspires hope and excitement in you, and after finishing the story you gleefully open AO3, excited to see works by authors who were touched by those characters as you were, who were inspired by that narrative as you were, authors who you think must be similar to you on some fundamental level because who else would spend real time on transformative works about this story. and you open the tag and start scrolling and realize immediately that everyone else got something very different out of this than you did

#yes i know i'm yucking someone else's yum i am allowed to do that #and yes i have written the fic i want to read #but come on #why do i have to live in the timeline where miguel o'hara/reader is the most popular relationship in the spiderverse fic tag #why can't people have correct opinions and be so smart and sexy all the time like meeee #hello i am complaining bc i am bored at work don't mind me

[pbnmj]

i want to see miguel be batshit so bad . like do i have to take miguel o’hara away from you guys until you learn how to characterise him..... keep drawing gabi's quinces as long as the world balances it out with comics about him projecting his issues onto miles and being the secondary antagonist of atsv 💀

#not actually a MASSIVE problem im exaggerating a little LOL #but the miguel tag is unusable bro . you guys being way too weird about him being latino + spanish speaking #i am part of the problem cause he is always the butt of my jokes #but so much fanart is just drawing his ass fat as possible or making him sympathetic #WHICH I GET. I DO !! he's well written and has a backstory that leads into that #but also i would like him to be insane please #did we all see the very devestating scene where he sends gwen back to her world knowing she might not be accepted by her dad. #like. i'd like to see miguel 'i don't always like what i have to do' o'hara. it would be so awesome. it would be so cool #personal #rambling #i think ive used both tags for saying random shit. its ok i'll make it all the same at some point

[peachesanmemes]

I think the socialization afab people receive to accept male violence as a form of love is at least part of why tumblr is so horny for literally the worst, most irredeemable men.

People really raise girls with shit like, "Oh, he hit you cause he likes you!"

Truly ya'll deserve better. Ya'll deserve soft, caring love. Even from men. Please stop showing me the worst men I've ever experienced in a piece of media in a baby girl pose.

#I feel like tagging people's blorbos os going to get me shot in the street but honestly? #miguel o'hara #scarab the god auditor #Zenos yae Galvus #jeffery dahmer #??? #I am ready to be riddled with holes #maybe... #Also you don't have to love unlovable characters as proof that you are lovable with all your flaws #you are and also sometimes a guy just fucking sucks super bad #marketpeaches

[sandinthepipes]

I have just realised that a lot of my favourite ships fall into the-prince-and-the-pauper bin???? And i wasn't even aware??????

#no listen to me #the most obvious here is merthur #we all know the literal prince of camelot and the guy who grew up sleeping on rocks #but also geraskier #fucking el dorado which i know for those non italian isn't a big thing but here let me tell you I'd give my life for those two fucking idio #like tullio comes from old money and miguel can barely read because he grew up on the street and that's all canon baby #and then I thought fucking sinbad #proteus and simbad are again the literal prince and the kid in ragged clothes he found on the street #i don't know how their ship is called nore miguel and tullio #FUCKING BAGGINSHIELD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #EVEN BLACKSTEDE #FUCKING NANDERMO GUYS NANDOR WAS A FUCKING PRINCE AND GUILLERMO HAD TO STEAL MONEY TO BUY A FRIDGE #i am loskng my mind how did i never noticed all of this #btw it all started from me thinking that pedro pascal would make a great sinbad #and orlando bloom a great proteus and then they'd kiss #shit fuck now i gotta investigate all my other past obsession because I'm beginning to suspect a pattern #is this my subconscious telling me i want a sugar daddy #merthur #geraskier #bagginshield #blackstede #nandermo #miguel x tulio #sinbad x proteus #otp #pairing dynamic #inthepipes

[batfamfucker]

Pavitr reminds me of Dick so much. They would be besties and bond over their hair together 😭

#Someone please draw them going over hair grooming tips #They would have sleepovers and gossip #Them fighting togeter. Spidey with his gold web things (I'm sorry I know they likely have a name but don't know it. Lmk if you do please) #And Nightwing with his batons #Omfg they'd be so powerful. And HILARIOUS #Pavitr would be gushing over his gf (I forgot her name I'm sorry) and Dick over Wally #Jason and Hobie would also probably be friends #Tim and Margo. Or Margo and Babs?? #People may think Bruce and Miguel. Getting mistaken for a vampire resonates. But Miguel beat down a child so #I know he's hot but at what cost #So I raise you Bruce and Peter. Peter would show Bruce all of Mayday's pics and Bruce would show Peter pics of his kids in return #The wholesome dads would bond and gush over their kids #Gwen Cass and Steph would be besties #Kate and Jess have brunch dates over having to deal with everyone else #Duke and Miles too. They're both. Done. With everyone around them #They look around at the chaos and dip. #I feel like Tim and Miles would chill too. Like Miles uses some of Tim's photography as art inspo. Or Tim pictures some of Miles art #Speaking of Damian and Miles would get along too. So much painting and parkour #Alfred Damian and Pavitr have tea parties. Hobie comes over just to bother Alfred. Alfred secretly loves Hobie #Miles would be like. They want me to let my dad die :/ #And Bruce would be torn between letting it happen so he could adopt him. But in reality actually go feral on Miguel's ass #Because Been There Done That. He wouldn't want Mikes to go through it too #Spiderman Across The Spiderverse #Spiderman Into The Batverse #Spiderverse Spoilers #Across The Spiderverse Spoilers