#i don't know how it's so tall

[filet-o-feelings]

I forgot getting into this bed at my parents' house is basically an Olympic sport for someone of my height.

My parents got an alarm so I'm now locked in and can't even open a window. It's hot in here and nice outside and I just want to open a window 😭

#sorry for complaining I'm grumpy and just need sleep and real food #I'm actually very happy to be here but also I just want to cry #shopping tomorrow with mom for last minute christmas gifts and cold brew #and maybe some tea because they don't have tea in this house #I brought some but I want a decaf option because I really wanted tea tonight before bed #yes I want tea even though I complain about being too warm #just like I hate cold weather but drink iced coffee all winter #I like what I like #this is getting away from me #but honestly would I even be me without a novel of rambly tags? #I want to drink more cold water but then I'll have to pee and that means getting back out of and into this bed again #i don't know how it's so tall #I basically have to throw myself onto it 😂 #it's not fun when I'm so tired! #okay I'm going to try to catch up on what I missed today #I surprised myself by not being on tumblr constantly in the car #how are you all doing? #if you made it this far please tell me about your day! ❤️

[welcometogrouchland]

I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)

#dc comics #damian wayne #terry mcginnis #batman beyond #batman and robin #mine #also feat the mild damian uniform redesign i like playing around with. it's fun i like her. i love u classic robin colours #the backstory for this image in my mind is that Terry knows of Damian/has maybe met him #in the future (whether we're going w the rebirth ''damian rejoins the league'' angle that i. don't love conceptually but can't judge- #-bc i haven't read. or if we go w/ some other potential future route for damian) and Terry is like. experiencing whiplash at meeting him- #-as robin. like you are 5 feet tall why r u so bossy. where is your dad good god. this is why i don't have a robin (?this is pre matt-robin) #but Terry's in an unfamiliar time trying not to cause a paradox so he puts aside his indignitude(?) at being bossed around by a kid #just long enough to make sure nothing goes horrifically wrong. hence this image takes place #<- i could've been a lot more eloquent explaining this but it's very late and i should've been asleep ages ago #anyway. absolutely crazy to me that Damian has had multiple flavours of secret brother plots and terry is a potential addition. rip damian #(also in my ideal future damian took up the nightwing mantle (EVERYONE READ NIGHTWING MUST DIE!!!) before retiring( #idk what his future career is. lowkey hes a webcomic artist in my brain but that's so horrendously self indulgent i can't condone it #also i decided to try my hands at lineart again. evil. how are you so stiff looking and difficult to do. waughh #anyway if things look weird. no they don't

[softichill]

A Laika + the ittiest bittiest Mars (go read @laikascomet )

#cricket doodles #my art #traditional art #laika's comet #laikas comet #I still don't know how to tag these guys.... #Laika #Mars #? #That Mars is barely two inches tall irl btw #So Fucking Small

[jiiyawns]

yeah im normal. im very normal. so normal. shadow prime amirite guys

i like this one the most so close up (ironically, this is the color palette i was the most scared to deal with bc i don't usually use greens)

#sonic #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic prime #he's such a bastard and for what #smug bitch. he's literally 3 feet tall. im going to push him off the ark again #i think i like. i had a whole plan on how to do the bottom rectangle/i literally drew it first. but. #i think if i lineart something seriously. i lose the ability to color it the way i was planning. or something #visualized it completely and then just like it evaporated i don't know where the fuck the thought went it's gone??? #so now i think that coloring fucking sucks ass actually but i don't want to work on it any longer bc im like shaking my brain #and ic an't find the original THOUGHTS i HAD where did it GO i was COOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways. hi #fanart #draw

[fisheito]

at last....yakumo with CHIKEN

#i have finally achieved Goal. i drew yakumo with a happy chickcen #legitimately there were several moments of me redrawing yakumo's eyes and yelling #nO! THEY'RE NOT UWU ENOUGH (makes the irises bigger) WAIT . TOO UWU (makes irises more oblong) #WAIT!! NOT MONSTROUS ENOUGH (narrows the pupils) SHOULD NOT HAVE MORE EYELINER THAN FOXY GRANDPA (shrinks the lashes) #did u know that chickens like to sleep on tall things? the higher they are the safer they feel? (according to my cursory internet search) #so i imagine when yakumo finally grew taller than the chickens' roosting spots #some of them started just napping on yakumo any time he came to clean the coop #and he'd be so scared of waking them up that he'd try to do his chores in the tiniest movements ever #several hours later grandma checks in on him bc hmmm! he's taking longer than usual! #sees him covered in birds+bird poop and he's aaaallllmost done cleaning with his restrained broom sweeps #(birds don't stop pooping just cuz they're sleeping u see. how productive) #that's a cue for grandparents to move the roosts higher . bc yakumo doesn't have the heart to shoo the birds off him #he needs to get things done! becoming impromptu bird bed for 3 hours a day is not sustainable! #it's all for the good of chiken anyway. happy chicken happy life #nu carnival yakumo

[originalcontent]

I can't find art of my ship anywhere so I GUESS that means I have to make it myself, here are some doodles.

#ugh i can't believe i have to make my own shipping fanart #tfw you're complaining to your sister that you can't find any content of them but then you remember you have the power #man i do not know how to draw kissing or hugging or any of that romantic stuff #mostly i just know how to put paragraphs of dialogue in between two talking heads #but this seems to be something of a rarepair even though they are obsessed with each other so i suppose i gotta try #karlach #lae'zel #shipping #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #karlzel #i think that's the ship name but i have found so little of them that i'm genuinely not sure #laelach #(just in case) #but come on they're perfect! they're sunshine/raincloud! dog energy/cat energy! tall/small! hot and cold! canonically into each other! #character who represses sadness and character who doesn't understand happiness! pretty girls who can both bench press each other! #considering what their banter looks like i don't get how this isn't a more popular pairing. who else does karlach wistfully sigh over? #my sister tells me that lae'zel is not well-liked by the wider fandom and that that may be why (so sorry if other people have bad taste) #or maybe people don't often put the barbarian and the fighter together in the same party at the same time #anyway now that you're 100% convinced feel free to draw them making out so that i don't have to k thx <3

[chiropteracupola]

what if they were an ultimate frisbee team

#em draws stuff #em is posting about sharpe #sharpe #rifleman harris #daniel hagman #richard sharpe #patrick harper #francis cooper #ben perkins #south essex quirky #<- organizational tag for frisbee au things #see it is Funny because jason salkey was an ultimate frisbee player before he was an actor. also I just think the men should frisb. #<- not a real verb #'look if the terror fandom has terrebus fc then we can have this' says local man who knows very little at all about ultimate frisbee #but also I have noticed that Multiple acquaintances have acquired concussions playing this sport In The Last Week Alone #and thus I deem it Sharpe-Appropriate in its capacity for Causing Grievous Harm and Encouraging the Wearing of Cool Shades In October #so you see. this took me TEN DAYS and ouch ouch ow this is why I don't do group portraits that often #the height differences are Wrong here I am pretty sure but I have almost no conception of how tall any of them are. and I'm tired. #also the designing of their silly little outfits y'know #I do recommend opening up this image Large because tumblr crunches all my little details something awful #sailorpants saw this while I was still drawing it and said they looked like an 'assorted pack of lesbians' and really they're not wrong #other things to note about this au that we've decided: cooper still does crimes and harris has a podcast #stay tuned whilst I figure out how to make custom frisbees so that I can a) design them a cooler one and b) make them into real items #manufacturers I have looked at thus far have either been Suspicious or have required Large minimum orders #but hey if there are 47 people out there wanting a strange frisbee...

[lilac-udon]

spending my new year drawing this

#mythical au #omori au sunflower #if you want yes sunny basically is a cage princess hahaha #there is no car but sunny can fly and basil know how to ride a horse #for pda there is basically noone around them maybe beside kel #lends clothing is sunny owns too much stuff but he only wears the same stuff #at home chef if you count sunny hunting for food as #sunny dont really carry stuff he is at home his whole life and their is everything in the castle so art tool it is #i don't know how to draw sunny #basil forever be in late-teen body such a pain #oh for the height they both wear shoes with little heels especially sunny and hate to be called short soo you guess how tall he is

[running-in-the-dark]

okay, Flynn fangirling over Darrington Dare might be the cutest thing ever

#the librarians #flynn carsen #noah wyle #like awww. he's obsessed with him 😌 I can relate #I'm not the biggest Flynn fan but he is adorable in this episode #also. that Darrington guy has the nicest arm hair I've ever seen. yeah I don't know either. it just looks really fluffy okay. #and. he is tall and kinda cute. and he is standing next to Jake. soo they are in love 🤷 #also also. Jake. I see you not rolling up your sleeves. that's highly unusual. hmm is someone insecure about his lack of fluffy arm hair? #sorry one day I will stop talking about how creepy the smoothness of his forearms is to me. but today is not that day. #it's just so funny I'm sorry #he could just stop shaving them (or whatever). then I'd stop talking about it. so. not my fault 🤷 #also Cassandra looks adorable in this scene so I didn't want to crop her out #and! I'm looking at this on my phone now and it's really really funny how pink my edits made his cheeks look. they were fine on my #laptop but tbh it's even funnier like this

[maxsix]

#soobin #choi soobin #txt #tomorrow x together #he is a man written by a woman #i know these are so busy and messy and not my aesthetic #but his face and fond smile towards his members is just so endearing #also #he is making me compromise on my aesthetic principles #i don't know how i feel about that... #but that's a problem for Tomorrow (lol) Me #Today's me just wants to enjoy this tall cupcake

[mittenlady]

athena cykes: best wingwoman

#ace attorney #klavquill #klavier gavin #simon blackquill #athena cykes #my art #digital art #ace attorney fanart #medibang paint pro #artists on tumblr #aa fanart #rarepair #not the biggest fan of this it's ok #have been plinking away at it for a bit while listening 2 da mf magnus archives baby #i like the other piece i drew a lot more but this was kind of fun. #athena actually would be a horrible wingwoman no way we got LACK OF CHILDHOOD AND LIFE EXPERIENCES helping simon rizz up a whole rockstar #athena would have to help klavier #“ok so simon likes this! i think! at least he used to :)” #“prosecutor gavin i know he is big and tall and scary and can break through metal shackles but he is sooooo sweet don't give up!!!!!!!!!!!” #“he told me he wants to kill u btw :) that's how he shows affection” #klavier staring at her with the most forced smile of his entire life

[thelibraryofsylphide]

Loki, the Weapon

Loki Moodboard trilogy: 1 | 2 | 3

Special mentions of shit I really wanted to add but didn't know how:

#loki #avengers loki #I'm gonna get severed for this title XD #marvel #the avengers movie #the avengers 2012 #I uhhhhhhh someone get me an automatic tagger XD #moodboard #my moodboards #moodboards #my moodboard #I thought of adding water stuff bc drowning + loss of control + etc but I can't make a 12by12 fucking grid of this so I thought maybe not #I like how the 'bad' editing on the eye words kinda symbolizes where they come from #like I was trying to drag the green out and then I pulled back adn went wait a minute #symbolism???? and u know what sure symbolism #I don't like how the top ones are smaller but it won't let me make them tall unless I cut the left one and I Refuse so eh

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Cyno: my boyfriend -- he’s 6′5″ --

Alhaitham: Tighnari is 5′4″.

Cyno: 5-- I’m sorry have you met Tighnari? just because Tighnari’s taller than you doesn’t mean you have to spread rumors about him--

Alhaitham: for the last time, his goddamn ears do not count.

Cyno: yes they do they’re part of his body.

Alhaitham: no they do not that is not how height is calculated.

Cyno: not when they’re on the side of your head because that doesn’t change anything, you’re still the same height -- Tighnari’s ears are upright most of the time though.

Alhaitham: you two know he’s delusional, right?

Dehya: don’t drag me and Candace into this stupid conversation -- obviously the ears don’t count--

Candace: well of course his ears would count, if they’re on top of his head--

Dehya and Candace: ...

Candace: ...they’re part of his body, love.

Dehya: Candace...babe...saying his ears add to his height is like...like saying your hair makes you taller.

Cyno: that’s not the same thing at all, Tighnari’s ears aren’t just made of fluff, they have skin. and cartilage.

Alhaitham: if he can lower his ears then they don’t count towards his height.

Cyno: bending your knees doesn’t change how high you measure, though.

Alhaitham: it doesn’t change how high he can reach.

Candace: but we’re not talking about wingspan -- that would be like saying your neck shouldn’t count in your overall height because it doesn’t affect how long your arms are--

Dehya: oh my god how did you actually drag me and Candace into this I hate academics so much.

#another conversation that almost definitely happened between 3.1 and 3.2 #the issue remains unresolved to this day #asking Tighnari won't help because I like to imagine Valuka Shuna do include their ears in their overall height #but when humans measure Tighnari they typically don't #so he's probably been measured both ways and probably does not have an opinion on the topic #inspired by the fact that the ears make Tighnari like a half a foot taller than Zhongli and I don't know how to quantify this man #then my sister reminded me of this wormhole I dug myself into when we were talking about tall ears the other day #so ty yoshi for dooming me again #Tighnari #Cyno #Alhaitham #Dehya #Candace #Cynari #Tighno #Candehya #Genshin Impact //

[fisheito]

my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it #rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf #you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something #he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing #i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience #like [i can help you if you've never done it before?] #honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that #SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY #anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels #would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it? #rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes #but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party... #maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance #at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down #rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety #because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL #yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is #i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden #eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so #but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too #eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰 #i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights? #or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol #yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels #yes. yes this is the vision #yakurei #replies #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival rei

[praxidikegal]

District 13 AU snowbaird kid

Calliope Violet

Nickname: Calvy

Eldest of my Snowbaird Kid in my district 13 AU.

She grew up in district 13, her father had 13 joined the rebellion soon after her little brother almost died from a pox outbreak. She and her siblings had to be separated and quarantined for days to stop the spread, she never got sick though and when the rebellion was over her father was "elected" as president of Panem, they moved to the Capitol. She had a hard time getting used to their new life in there. She's terribly agoraphobic and really hates interacting, crowds, wide spaces and Plutarch's yapping. She loves the color gray and long dresses her aunt Tigris designs for her (they're comfy :-) ). She studies biotechnology in the Capitol and later worked as a scientist and unlike some of her sibling, she wants nothing to do with politics but they'd drag her into it anyway.

As a child, the only thing that would calm her down was her mother's singing. She has recorded and have her mother's songs in her PMP which she uses every time she panics. Her friend and siblings knows to play them when ever she does. Her father's hugs are the best to her. She has never lied to her parents EVER. Her parents also planted a tracking device on her (and her younger siblings) and frankly, she doesn't mind, it makes her feels safe knowing her parents knows where she is at all time.

She also puts tracking devices on people she cares about especially her friends, Plutarch Heveansbee and Minerva Maverick. They met in college. She used to just hang around with her guard.

Claude Devins, a medic and was a soldier in training back in 13 but then was hired to be Calvy's bodyguard. She has huge crush on him.

#snowbaird #district 13 au #my ocs #snowbaird kids #Calvy is awefully tall #She's the sweetest out of all the my snowbaird kids #despite not being the favorite Coryo is softest with her #I have more OCs in this AU #mostly the kids and their friends but also younger canon characters #I don't know how to do backgrounds and I hate white backgrounds so this sucks #Snowbaird au

[rauzagel]

I kinda want a mod that replaces Raphaels human disguise with his real Cambion form throughout the game just to see what that looks like. The human form is so unassuming and created to look non threatening and approachable, hearing all of his lines spoken by this huge devil would change so much. I want to see all of those facial expressions on the unmasked creature. Most importantly, I need the devil man to call me an eager little pup.

#swooning #another day another ... thinking of Raphael #raphael bg3 #raphael baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #raphael #I know he probably would't show up in most of the camera shots because he's so tall .. is that how this works? I really don't know #but still