#i did not eat bill

[nancywheeeler]

hanging out with kids really is just “yes, and”-ing the most batshit wild suggestions in a long-form improv game. you start out as stranded cruise ship passengers trying to survive in the jungle / savannah (changes by the second) and ten minutes later you’re at a tree with a doorbell talking to the old prospector gnome who lives there while someone else is asking you if you want to eat their imaginary friend

#i did not eat bill #at one point early in the game we were on a hunt for food #and there are these shells in my grandmother's backyard so i suggested we take one to use for collecting water #and i got told 'we're nowhere near water' #my fellow shipwreck survivor how could that possibly be true #i love my baby cousins we also spent a solid hour coming up with scavenger hunt clues for their dad when he got home #and the surprise at the end was half an apple pie #personal

[penisbutterjellytime]

Probably isn't what you expected (also sorry for responding so late lol)

But anyways lol there's two ways this could go

I think she'd either have PCOS and keep the beard. Or she'd have transfem butch swag. Beard could be a safety thing (passing as a man) or maybe she doesn't shave it off because she feels it doesn't take away from her identity so she keeps it. Maybe a bit of both.

Anyway, Butch Kieran Duffy be upon ye

#rdr2 #kieran duffy #dz.art #dz.rdr #rdr the butchifacation #tumblr loves to eat up asks when I try to send it to the drafts #luckily took a screenshot of it b4 I did #i dont care ab gay Bill Williamson but I do believe (gay or not) hes never seen pussy b4 #the reason i think hed have pcos is his in game facial hair pattern is really similar to that of ppl who have it #and even though I dont have pcos I am on T and how the few pathches of facial hair have grown in its kinda been growing in similar lol #If you love a character enough they end up becoming almost every letter of the alphabet #Kieran is this for me unfortunatly #canonically and realistically the closest to kieran being lgbt is being cishet but like a decently good ally #but hes gay bisexual lesbian trans masc trans fem to me #Rotating him in my head so much someone get him out before he gets sick and throws up #4th kinda ooc but eh...

[tswwwit]

Though I haven't gone into much detail about Stan and Ford in the Familiar AU, I've thought of something funny.

The Stans went on Unspecified Adventures together when they were younger men. Partners, in fact! And while I'm likely never going to get into the details of their eventual falling out - there's potential in those adventures!

Who knows. Maybe monsterfucking kinda runs in the Pines family, but not the one you'd think.

Stan chatting up a Siren, before Ford has to yank his brother back by the shirt. Wondering where the hell Stan went, only to find him partying with some nymphs in a lake and coming THIS close to being drowned. Hell, maybe when Stan describes one of his exes as a 'shrill harpy', he's being literal about it.

A twenty-something on the prowl and on the adventuring path is gonna run into SO many tempting creatures - and the number of times Ford saved Stan's dumb ass from human-ish ladies would go into the DOZENS.

#this is a shitpost #Not necessarily canon but funny for me to think about #'Holy Moley Look at the bazoongas on that gal!!' #'Stan that's a Medusa. Do NOT look up' #Yes I know Oglaf did that joke but it's still funny to me #There's so many mythical beings that are basically DESIGNED to tempt straight men and you know Stan stumbled into a bunch of them #Ford out here with face in hands watching Stan flirt with a lady then having to save his dumb brother's ass #For the love of god Stan do not follow strange women into bogs because 'she really digs me!' #She's going to eat your bones Stanley. No not like that. Please. #That's all in the past but it certainly makes for some memories #Dipper meeting or hearing about one of Stan's Exes and going Dude what the Hell #Oh Yeah?? Like Dipper's one to talk #Said with a meaningful glance at Bill's stupid grinning face

[gammija]

there's barely any connection here, im just reminiscing on old beloved theories 🕷️🫖 @a-mag-a-day

#web!martin #what did he see in the theatres that scared him so much #'lets just say theyve got full bill' 'i thought it was curiosity' what changed his mind? #or was it a slow dawning #of the possibility #im eating their entire conversation #a mag a day #mag172 #martin #tma #tma s5 #going by how he says it he's probably talking about hearing something in Jon's statement anyways #but i couldn't Not post a 🕸️ post today #joos yaps

[anandasamsara]

SIMPLE COMMISSIONS OPEN

Ok, i cant find any other job nor other way to make some money rn. I still have to pay 450 for credit card, that we used to buy groceries, 450 for electricity and at least mom's phone. Ideally, 700 that we owe for the apartment payments, but we can keep pretending it doesnt matter as much.

So, opening sketch and whump comms bc i cant bring myself to do more than that rn. I can barely bring myself to draw at all. I could even toss some notion of nsfw for an extra 10 bucks.

Prices, how-to's and more info >>here<<

Im relatively desperate, bc even tho i managed to pay the internet bill, it doesnt matter if electricity is cut down, specially as we're having heat waves of about 40C for the last week with no end in sight.

(I listed the amount i need in brazilian real, so it would be around 250usd. 400usd if we count the apartment things that im ignoring.)

#emergency commissions #commissions #help an artist #thankfully my aunt decided to buy us some groceries but it wont last much #paid a few bills with money my friends gave me as a christmas present but im still very embarassed by the need #even more so that i didnt manage to make it last more than a month #also my dad being home is becoming a problem #me and mom are trying to eat less so we can keep having food for longer #and he spends the whole day eating everything he sees #its been hard and i dont want to ask for help but i dont know what else to do #no one else will help bc we have a capable man at the house and why cant he go back to the job HE ACTUALLY HAS to keep us afloat #but he doesnt want to so now i have to take care of the bills myself #doesnt matter that i was fired bc the computer can do the same work i did #im very tired and trying to not spiral into depression yet again

[pennyserenade]

saw a post that said “do you think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross and temporarily thought of home” and i started thinking about mulder and all those little girls in paper hearts and their nightgowns and their little cherub faces so full of a life they didn’t get to live long enough. and when he found out that one little girl wasn’t samantha, he still said “it’s someone though” and it broke his heart just as if it were, because he was thinking of home—of a kid sister with a pink nightgown he couldn’t exactly recall and pigtails and wide eyed innocence who needed him just as bad as the girls in his dream. the cloth fabric of their nightgowns and the mystery of what had been in the palm of his hand might as well have been a nail that hung him up to a past he would never escape.

#misc. #but i also think this could be said about his relationship to bill mulder #did he sit in front of csm listening to the cadence of his voice and looking at the cloth of his suit #watching his smoke cigarette after cigarette and think briefly of happy summers and his father in the office #eating his sunflower seeds beneath the glow of a desk lab #did he sit in his own basement office alone feeling lost and angry and restless #and thinking of the man who raised him? of the tiredness in his eyes and the way the sunflower seeds cracked between his teeth #did he think of home ?

[transmechanicus]

It is sunday night. I remain exhausted.

#my stuff #i tried everything this weekend and nothing is healing my Existential Ambivalence #like i know i cooked and i saw friends and i did my hobbies and normally i'd be proud of myself for all that but i just...don't care #i wanna call out sick or something tomorrow. I'm worried about my finances and i genuinely think im gonna have to move somewhere cheaper #like i was expecting my tax return to offset the slow bleed of money from my savings each month and that Is Not Happening #And its not like i have any way to Make More Money #bc im a grad student and we're contractually prevented from doing so #So that means i'll need to move when my lease is up this summer and i really don't fucking want to #i like where i live i just wish it wasn't so goddamn expensive on rent #even like $200 cheaper would be world changing for me #but no instead i gotta look at my bills after power and car insurance and food and be like oops guess i lost $100 this month #and god forbid i get coffee or eat out in the cheapest way possible bc somehow that adds up to like $100 the second i look away #im sick of being anxious about this!! im not eating enough as it is!! #i also don't wanna get a fucking roommate bc i don't want someone in a space i've come to consider my own #like sorry but im transgender do not fucking look at me stranger #so the only real solution is to move and that's such a fucking hassle and it doesn't solve the problem now and i just want this to get bettr #i wish all students a very $2000 raise forever #and all landlords a very Scrooge Moment that makes you cut my rent in half #ave omnissiah

[warriorsatthedisco]

One of my favorite activities is going through my stack of mail. I get to throw away the stack of ads and then I get to look at the bills I still haven’t paid

#personal #these medical bills are killing me #fuck my $7000 deductible and fuck the company I work for #another fun thing I did today was get an official diagnoses #cry about it #make Mac and cheese to feel better (this will surely fuck up my stomach) #make the nice Mac I’ve been saving for a while bc I deserve it #only realize once I’ve made it and eating it that it expired in January 2021 #and that’s why it tastes bad

[theloveinc]

REEEEEEEEEE

#i want to go out for dinner but nO MONEY #really i just dont want to cook #cuz we went out yesterday and tell me why the bill was $144 PLUS TIP #WHAT IN THE F*CK #my roommates were paying for me bc i did their chores but i didnt feel good abt letting the whole $50 of my portion slide #i wasn't expecting that cost at all esp cuz the food was good but not. anything other than that #anwyay i had a good time but YIKES i just want fast food rn but I'M BROKE #and i've been eating my frozen meals and meal prep for the whole week #where is mommy when you need her #i am TIRED #anyway hello. how are you all? #i am. idk what i am. #caitie rants

[cator99]

The Owl House anon, I just sent my ask because you sound like someone who watched Steven Universe, back in the day. I thought you might be watching TOH then

another one of those "damn the hate mail game on this website is insane" moments

#no never seen it and i joined tumblr in 2021 #the closest it got to being relevant to me was during the years i ran my hs gsa #i loved my theythem friends but they had a tendency to act like every major plot development in SU was the next stonewall while i was #giving speeches at the legislature about anti-GSA bills and attending roundtable discussions with conservative MLAs #that's kind of why the whole Cartoon Activism and concerns about Cartoon Representation leaves a bad taste in my mouth #And yknow back then i was aware of this sort of goofy bullshit... and it felt contained to the internet or ppl who spent all day online and #certainly didnt volunteer w pride orgs or join the consulting boards for these things- everyone who did this stuff alongside myself #were very smart level-headed responsible people who paid attention to the real-world policy and could name all the local politicians #at one point there was a really drastic shift and. i'm tired of talking about this i'm gonna go eat lunch

[astro-b-o-y-d]

‘When Fiddleford went through the Portal during the test run, he saw Bill removing his exoskeleton to feed’

Cool and fucked up, but why didn’t Bill just come out of the portal then?

#Hayley Speaks #Don't say 'because he was eating obviously' hasn't he heard of multitasking? #I know the real answer is because it wouldn't make sense in the show's timeline but y'know #It's just funny how Fiddleford pops in and Bill is just like 'What the fuck I'm EATING HERE' #Instead of being like 'Oh fuck; portal's open! Time to GOOOOO!' #...Also not going to point out how Bill PROBABLY didn't even have to do all that to eat #He just did it for the nightmare fuel #But details #We know he's just goofy like that

[reserwrekt]

Yeah, "we try not to eat very much." This is my CareCredit account, what most vets take around here. My two cats have chronic health issues and today- my 12 year old, Zoe, failed jumped, and landed on her tail. It's either broken or sprained. I need to pick up more fluids and needles for her CKD. I don't get disability payment until the end or start of the month. V: @ kittyzibby (icon the same) next priority over the fluids and needles is food. I'm not kidding. Food prices are starving us.

#fundraising #vet bills #pet bills #food #food stamp #foodstamp #btw the spot that is broken or sprained nothing can be done about #already been thrre did that and Zoe gets examined once a month #she still whackong it around so its not too serious but I'm still really sad for her #i hate swipe to text #disabled #transhelp #spoonie #venmo #food is a min 400$ for two ppl a month and snap only gives 200 #and thats with pretty tight budgeting we definitely don't get to eat what we want

[godsfavoritescientist]

you’ll always be my favorite ghost - Big God, by Florence + The Machine

[Image description: Lineless digital painting of Ford kneeling in front of the stone statue of Bill, hugging it and crying. He is in the woods, surrounded by birch trees, with beams yellow light streaming down from the treetops. The grass around Ford is shaded to be reminiscent of the shape of the portal.]

#original art #billford #god I havent drawn in ages let alone lineless art #i dont know how to draw tears or anatomy at All #I looked up 'man hugging dog' to find a good hugging-while-kneeling reference image. #sometimes you gotta say fuck it and draw the thing before the idea of it eats you alive #i'm writing a fic about ford confronting the statue. the feelings are just so Complicated #he is so angry and relieved and exhausted. #angry at everything bill did. angry that hes gone forever. angry at himself for spending any energy on thinking about bill #most of all angry at himself for missing bill. he doesnt even Miss Bill #he just misses the version of bill that he thought he knew pre-betrayal. but that doesnt make the complicated feelings any less real #i imagine he would avoid the statue for a long long time and then one day accidentally walk past it #and feel a ton of repressed feelings bubbling to the surface #and he would want to kick the statue or run away or yell at it but all of those feel so silly to do to a statue. basically a gravestone #so he ends up hugging it and feeling like an idiot for hugging it but he just has to sob for a little while #sometimes you gotta cling to the tombstone of your horrible toxic ex and sob about how much you miss them #and sob about how bitter and angry and lost and Tired you feel. there will Never be any Resolution. he's just. Gone Forever #i can picture him laughing through the sobs and muttering 'we'll meet again huh. as if.' #'i never want to see you again you asshole. and having the chance to meet again would be too good to be true.' #he's just So Heartbroken about it all. and he wishes he could get some kind of closure or something. but there IS none. #even if bill came back what would he say? nothing new. He would keep feeling no remorse about any of it. he would keep being horrible. #ford is kinda mourning the final tiny little irrational ray of hope in him that got crushed when bill died. #the irrational hope that maybe bill Could end up regretting what he did and become better and then he could have his best friend back. #the irrational hope that the betrayal was all just a bad dream and any second now he will wake up and bill will be benevolent and good #none of these feelings are things that ford can admit to himself. not even all these decades later. #but it Does Something To You to see your ex-closest-friend's tombstone!! #regardless of how deep and terrible the betrayal was. #ford so badly wishes he could stop having any kind of feelings about bill anymore. especially the lingering remains of fond feelings #but i dont know if those feelings even Can be completely gotten rid of. hes stuck with the knowledge that he feels upset about bills death. #and he hates it. he hates feeling upset about the death of an evil dream demon who tried to destroy his family and his dimension.

[nepetaleiyawn]

life really just loves to drop kick me down the stairs sometimes

#personal #have been trying to do this to get my life more in order #like getting my medical testing and records #and applying for financial assistance to get out of the red #and every single thing has just not worked or gone wrong #i found out in order to apply for financial assistance for bills i have to have proof of food stamps to fast track it #easy right? no. i forgot i changed my name through the benefits system to my chosen name #my chosen name that does not match my legal name #my legal name that is attached to the accounts i'm applying to financial assistance to #and in order to change your name you have to call #which i tried and got transferred and put on hold so long they closed #so then i decided to order grubhub instead of going out to eat cause its raining and im now emotionally exhausted #just to have grubhub “refuse” my card #except when i called my cardholder number it listed SIX CHARGES OF THE ORDER #the order that is not on grubhub or on the restaurant (we called both) #and the second they went on their system to try and figure out why the charges were there #(which they were only on my cardholder not on my bank account) #the cardholders entire system went down #and now im just waiting for it to go back up to call back #but i did have an actual panic attack because if i can't get that figured out immediately thats legit over $200 worth of charges #and now i'm literally so fucking hungry cause any energy/fuel i had left went into my panic attack #oh! also forgot to mention that i was finally able to pick up a copy of my medical records from my childhood doc! #which i've been trying to get for like 2 months and shit just kept getting in the way (transportation/money for the records/limited hours) #got the thumb drive home #booted it up to the encrypted password page aaaaaand #the password doesn't fucking work #so now i have to get back to their office to figure out what the actual password is #i literally am so done with today i just want to phase out of existence forever please

[whiskingskin]

My mental health be so good and yummy tasty and then I remember I have to pay rent. Then I remember I have to buy groceries. Then I remember I need to buy gas. Then I remember I need to pay my car insurance. Then I remember I need to pay my renters insurance. Then I remember I need to pay for my cats food. Then I need to pay for my cats litter as well as some toilet paper for myself. Oh shit we're out of detergent- lemme run yo the store and pay for some more cleaning supplies. Oh, but our garbage disposal is broken, let me pay the maintenence man to come fix it. Did you want to have a treat after work? I hope you can afford it. Did you want to work at this place you're passionate for doing something you love? Sorry- we're only open 4 days a week, so you'll need a second job to pay your rent. Don't forget, your family and friends have birthdays coming up! Get them a present so you're not a bad friend. Or make them one- what do you mean you don't have the energy? Dont forget that the new canvas will cost 6.99! Shoot, you're depressed? Luckily, your therapy is only 200$ an appointment- you can pay that, right? And your life saving medications, of course! That'll be 850$- yes, that's with your insurance included. Don't you want to feel better? Please dress better- you're not being very professional. If you can't afford to dress professionally maybe you shouldn't be working professionally. Yes, a laptop is required for this position, but it would be in your best interest to buy it yourself. No, we don't have these hours available for you, even though I just told you how understaffed we are. What do you mean you don't want to work? What do you mean you don't want to pay?

If you're not paying, what are you doing? Stop.

#i hate it here #im a teacher btw. teaching is my passion and i would work even if i did not get paid #but bitch we are getting paid and crazy news its not enough #this morning i woke up so excited to pay rent because i was paid same day and its a lot more convenient to my brain #and yet! and yet. i did not get paid enough. i did not get paid enough <3 and i never will <3 #this is the job ive been happiest at. i love my coworkers i love my boss i love the environment i ENJOY GOING TO WORK #but theres no damn point if i dont get paid enough to sustain my home #i dont think i can handle another job. even my previous job was too much #but it paid better at least #so i can either be happy? or i can afford to pay my bills #idk how to ask for help inna way that isnt straight up texting my boss “hey listen if i come in today im straight up gonna kill myself” #because what the fuck #im happy. my default mood is joy. even looking at bathroom tiles makes me pleased with how nicely they are lined up #aND YET I WANNA RIP MY OWN ORGANS OUT AND EAT THEM!!!! I WANNA FUCKING DIE I WOULD RATHER DO SO THAN CONTINUE IN THIS DYSTOPIA AAAAAAAAAAGH

[birdmenmanga]

when he said "is there still anyone left in the world who you'll allow yourself to be spoiled by" that was insane

#just thinking thoughts... #this is about karasuma and tatsume squabbling over who's going to pay the bill when they go out to eat btw. #if you even care. #obviously karasuma thinks good heavens I'm an employed man making 6 figures I canNOT make this retired college professor PAY the BILL #but keep in mind they just had a HUGE conversation about. you know. #possible consequences of prioritizing others over yourself etc. #giving and giving and giving and feeling empty inside because you won't let yourself be loved despite everything you've given #hey you know one of the first serious conversations I had with the vegetarian guy was about whether people deserved to be loved #and obviously I said that everyone deserves to be loved #but with a super serious and straight face he said that nobody deserves to be loved #and what he meant was that there is a misery that comes with not being loved when you feel ENTITLED to it #and yeah I agree nobody is ENTITLED to love #I couldn't quite articulate that on that day #but if you have given away kindness to others— if you have loved others— then you do deserve a little something for what you've done #like for example he's vegetarian so he goes with people to eat dinner and stuff a lot but he sits there without eating anything #and it's like. how can you believe nobody is willing to go to a vegetarian restaurant with you after you did that for a whole semester. #how can you believe that people will be so unforgiving when you've been so nice to them!!! #how can you think after half a year of keeping these people company that they wouldn't do the same for you #not even every time. just every once in a while. #god. i don't know how to explain it. this guy's affection deficit is insaneeeee #ok mutuals be honest. the vegetarian guy checks my just thinking thoughts tag for fun sometimes but he's not very interested in bm #you think he's gonna open the tags and see this? vote now on your phones #sorry. chorus is going to be SO good. I'm telling you. it's going to be so good. #LIKE SORRY. IS THERE STILL ANYONE LEFT IN THE WORLD YOU'LL LET YOURSELF BE SPOILED BY. HELLO. #letting yourself be loved is something that can be so intimate. #guy who has distances himself so so so much from his loved ones. guy who is suffering SO much because of this choice of his