#i cook and clean for him

[jesuistrestriste]

happy holidays to these pictures of mike faist specifically

#he is so boyfriend it’s insane #he’s husband #does anyone else agree #mike faist sometimes gives hot dad energy and i will say it again #i cook and clean for him #mike faist #challengers movie #art donaldson #challengers 2024 #panic tv show #panic tv series #connor murphy #dear evan hansen #mike faist smut #dodge mason smut #art donaldson smut #mike faist nation #west side story 2021 #riff lorton #west side story #dodge mason

[egophiliac]

Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??

oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)

(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)

#art #twisted wonderland #vil: am i massively projecting my own hangups and insecurities onto someone who i would otherwise find only mildly annoying #vil: no it must be neige who is wrong #idk i just like neige a lot! he's sweet and i find him fascinating honestly #there's ONE offhanded comment about how oh yeah he's been orphaned since a young age and just never talks about it #he lives with a bunch of dwarves and cooks and cleans for them and this has been going on since he was like eight #like. hello?! #there's a whole backstory here that we're never going to get more than this single crumb of and frankly that makes it better #man if i had a nickel for every fandom about fairytale characters in high school #where i instantly fell in love with the snow white character #i'd have two nickels et cetera you know the rest

[in-som-niyah]

happy international women’s day to Jason Todd and his thick, fat and sexy thighs

my thoughts about him singlehandedly dismantle the entire feminist movement and i’m not ashamed

#jason todd #niyah speaks yappanese #jason todd x reader #red hood #jason peter todd #jason todd x you #red hood x reader #dcu #jason todd comfort #international women's day #international women's month #in som niyah #i want to climb him like a tree #bark bark #yes i do the cooking #yes i do the cleaning #my pussy is soaked #i need to chew on him #i need his cock

[medicalunprofessional]

holy shit is that sasha. 🥺

#psychonauts #sasha nein #milla vodello #im going to evaporate #i cannot shake the image of sasha just cleaning in the dead of night #sasha and milla r so cute together #the brainrot hath consumed my very being! YIPES! #pls ignore oleander n soldier i think its funny that they are both fake war vets #nightmaretheater #whenever i try to describe him its always ‘wet cat’ #my head is so empty and i am not thinking straight #sorry guilty gear fans im still cooking 😢 #my phone is dying. Whooppsies!!!

[sanzusslutt]

Thinking about Roommate!Eren... part 3

part 2 Part 4

Roommate!Eren has a habit of touching you everywhere with every passing chance. he wants to go to the fridge but you're standing on the counter, closing his way? he will absolutely and with no self control, grab your waist so he can pass through. he feels his hands cold? he will put them between your thighs unexpectedly, leaving you so perplexed he could see a question mark above your head.

Roommate!Eren who in your last birthday, saw you haven't plan anything so he decided to surprise you with a birthday cake in your favorite flavor. no present though, the cake should be enough. he doesn't wanna seem that he cares that much.

Roommate!Eren who when he saw you crying over a dude because he broke up with you, he wanted to find that guy asap and beat him up so bad he wouldn't be able to see the sun's light again. why would you want another guy when he is right there? he would make you see the stars.. in all good ways..

Roommate!Eren who held you tight in his big mascular arms when you thought it would be a good idea to go drinking with Sasha and Mikasa for your single monthly anniversary. of course you got wasted and Sasha called Eren to take you back home.

Roommate!Eren who had to fight with his perverted demons to not make a move on you while drunk. but.. his demons won..

Roommate!Eren who turned to see you with the most surprised look on his face when you told him you wanted him to stay with you. his mind already filling with sinful thoughts that unfortunately for the both of you, you fell asleep some minutes after inviting him on your bed.

Roommate!Eren who thought you were so peaceful when you sleep. only in your sleep though... you can't go an hour without pissing him off.. it's not that he hates it though. he can just slightly grab you by your little neck and pin you against a wall to make himself clear.

Just thinking about Roommate!Eren...

part 4?

#can someone bring him to me? #i can cook i can clean #shingeki no kyoujin eren #eren headcanons #attack on titan eren #snk eren #eren jeager x reader #eren x reader #eren smut #eren jeager smut #eren x you #eren yeager smut #yeager eren #eren yaeger x reader #eren yeager #eren jaeger #eren jeagar #im in love with this man #anyways

[clownsuu]

OH NO HOME IS A DILF 😳

I think he’s more legally considered a Gilf KDHHDHDH

#Though I guess dilf works too since he’s considered a dadpa LMAO #Old man content at its finest JDHHDHD #Wholesome old man #Will threaten you with love- care- cuddles- soup- literally anything a wholesome grandpap would do- #If you really wanna spice it up some could even consider him malewife material LMAOO #Yes he does the cooking yes he does the cleaning #Pulls a howdy where he’d spawn multiple limbs to use them all for chores #It’s just him and Wally after all- and he doesn’t want his son stressing out smhhhh

[vigilskeep]

if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone

#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying #i was thinking about magical scars for him actually #but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell #sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically #and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is #he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey #okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep #but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce #and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone #holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean #loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies #its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can #that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop #i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like #a handprint burn #maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice #i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight

[dumbchemist]

He just got his hair done

#and then dumbchemist became a roger taylor blog #roger taylor #I got distracted by the hair #and the swollen nostril #he looks very different here #like one of those boyfriends your mom loves more than she loves you #and those that make her clean up the entire house and cook him a four course meal when he comes for a visit

[cupajoscafe]

the things i would let him do to me would set feminism back by like 80 years

#jo rambles #atsv hours #i would be a housewife for him #i would cook and clean and keep my legs spread open for him to BREED ME #i would give up my rights to vote if it meant i could sleep with him im not playin #who needs rights when you have miguel ohara's dick #im down so incredibly bad send help #miguel ohara #miguel o'hara

[minimallyminnie]

I’m so utterly whipped for this man.

#your honor i love him #he’s my husband #he’s my babygirl #he’s my favorite #I will cook #I will clean #I’ll get him a ring #whatever you want #you dropped this my king #👑 #ikemen sasuke #sasuke sarutobi #sarutobi sasuke #sasuke sarutobi x reader #i love sasuke #ikemen sengoku #ikémen sengoku #ikemen series

[nguyenfinity]

She’d stay with them while visiting I think

Bonus:

#enstars #mamagi #rinne amagi #niki shiina #rinniki #i think despite him being raised to be served she'd have taught him how to at least do basic things #basic cleaning and cooking #even if he's technically serving as chief he's not living in the village as one so like. go pick up the broom son #number 1 niki defender is rinne #number 2 is rinne's mother #also she's the type of lady to call you 'hon' and 'dear' and 'sweetheart' and stuff like that #i don't know if i'm writing her right but i really would like to think she's a kind lady. #if she's like everyone else at the amagi village i'm gonna be so sad. #also i love how every time i'm like 'this is gonna be my last drawing for a while' i come right back because i am an impulsive fool #also i think rinne d o e s help out around the house it's just that niki's significantly faster and more efficient when no one's in his way- #-in the kitchen--

[tteokdoroki]

men will start foaming and the mouth and convulsing when they realise their wives / daughters are not there to do the housework and responsibilities

#both my mum and i earn more than my dad and he started tweaking when we stopped doing his laundry / cooking for him etc #even during my masters (in which i worked full time and wrote a 12K thesis) he expected me to cook and clean #anyways i hate men ! #esp my dad lol #✧ ₊˚💭੭ — aali just posted

[taegularities]

some men are textbook villains fr

#tw religion? #kinda need to rant.. kinda wanna explain what's going on #some ppl are part of humanity but don't know how to be humane... like the guy i started talking to almost 2 weeks ago #liked him a lot bc he was funny sickeningly sweet mature and understanding.. until he was not #tl dr version is that we somehow drifted to the topic religion and i told him im not too religious and don't believe in superstition much #i was extremely respectful and even when he said that he does believe a lot i was like 'thats cool!! different people believe in different #things!!' and at first it was a normal convo until man went all psycho on me (after one damn week!!!) and started talking about how #id have to be religious in a relationship with him.. my dude i barely know your fav food can we not talk about relationships yet #but he says he doesn't even need a woman who cooks/cleans just someone who believes.. n im like i get it but i can't change myself like that #and then guy moves to marriage and is all 'well my entire family is religious' n my mom and sister (who's 16) would be putting pressure on #you n force you to pray etc.. and I'm like???? who can force anyone to a thing like that are u kidding #things escalate and my absolute STUPID ass tells him about my deepest fkn trauma to explain what made me abandon religion bc #life just never got better and this trauma remained for yrs... and he gets so angry that he says he wants to stop talking to me just to spam #me all day next day.. he'd keep messaging me switching between 'i still want you we shouldn't throw this away i have feelings for you' #AFTER A WEEEEEEKKKK!!! and then goes back to 'i wasted my time with you you were so unnecessary im in a bad mood bc of you' #even said 'you'll never find a guy with a trauma and mindset like this. i will find a religious girl but no one will love you like that' #and the worst thing is that he told his friends and mom about the trauma i had just to spite me.. note that he promised to never tell anyone #(and then still asked for forgiveness and for me to rethink whether we want to end this after telling me 473626x he wanted to end it) #(nothing even ever started you bitchass) #also note that his mom knows my mom n basically most of my relatives.. so i was here trembling for days fearing they'd get to know about it #mom somehow convinced her to not tell anyone bc it's important to me and very very fucking personal.. #but he harassed me all day - i wouldn't answer and he'd send 55 messages.. multiple missed calls like dude i got so fkn scared #my heart jumped whenever he texted he was so fkn aggressive and SO MEAN #'you just needed to adjust and we would've been okay' 'tell me are u gonna fkn be religious or not????' 'you ruined everything' kinda mean #i just :') it was the worst time and i don't think i've ever seen someone degrade me so much or make me feel this defective #but.. it's finally over. his mom called my mom and mine was like pls teach him some manners.. n since i couldn't and wouldn't text him back #and literally avoided whatsapp bc of him she ended it all for me and now it's hopefully done forever #anyway i saw jks gcf performance yday n him singing still with you put a genuine smile on my face.. ill stick to THAT boyfriend honestly lol #def gonna delete later #but ty for reading if u did <3

[tojisun]

i havent written angst in a while :<

#sun rambles #id love to tease and be like ''teehee <33 new fic'' but no i genuinely mean i havent written angst in a WHILE #that said... cant stop thinking about failing marriage between you and price #thinking about the two of you trying to make it work but the spark is over; lust exists still - pawing hands find each other in the dead #of the night; pressing at each other's tender parts - but there is just no more love. no more adrenaline rush. no more effort made.. #you cook dinner but you dont call him to eat with you anymore #price packs his bag for an op but doesnt tell you he's leaving so you just wake up the next day and the guest room has been scrubbed clean #you havent worn your wedding ring in months. price has not worn his in a year #its not like theres anyone new too; its not like hes emotionally cheating on you. its just. its done. its over. #you two have reached the end - that was just that

[lukasdoodles]

@mariaddity i havent gotten to draw ada n bud yet but Julia and Hog cooking...i think theyd burn the house down someone help them pls

#punch out!! #punch out oc #friend tag!! #friend oc #hog fighter #Julia Jewels #julia canonically can only cook like microwave meals and ONE specific dish his mom taught him how to make #rich kid syndrome he cant do ANYTHING for himself boy doesnt know how to wash clothes how to cook how to clean how to do anything #hes setting things on fire and calling it cooking meanwhile Hog is trying his best to go along with it and make things NOT go to hell but u #julia aint makin it easy!!! #i think they r silly

[neverevan]

One thing I really appreciate about the set designers on 911 is Buck's loft... because they're telling on him so hard without realising it lmao

like no offence, but have you ever been to a straight guy's bachelor pad? One where he lives alone? That doesn't look like that.

The furniture, the cleanliness, the apron and the gloves, the cooking supplies, the decorative items, the plants, the throw pillows and pictures on the wall... I'm sorry to generalise, but not many cishet guys care about any of this stuff.

#evan buckley #evan buck buckely #911 #911 fox #I couldn't get past this ever since he moved in there #I mean sure I can write the cleanliness up for him not being home all that much #but then again he cooks there and have guests all the time to there is stuff to clean away #and if he hasn't got the time wouldn't that make his place messier? #anyway #I'm not saying you're queer if your place is clean and tidy #god knows mine isn't always #and I know that Buck's character is pretty much the farthest away from toxic masculine ideals #but still #I'm just rambling don't take me seriously #my stuff