#i choked when I saw him

[milesworld96]

I’m sorry to do this during dark times but

YALL?? IM SORRY BUT BRO LOOKED SO😍😍😍😍 AND HE LITERALLY ISNT WEARING SNYTHING SPECIAL

Anyways

He had me sobbing and I wanna STRANGLE HIM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#i am weak for him #i love this man so much #aew #the acclaimed #max caster #anthony bowens #i choked when I saw him #then I immediately started crying when Anthony started to speak #never has my mood swung so fast #these mother fuckers gonna make me tear up everytime they come out now without Billy

[sabh0]

do you guys think he will ever realize

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #sab posting #bones didn't have to draw that 0.01 s frame of dazai blushing and giggling when chuuya was choking him #but they did anyway #and i saw it #he's not beating the allegations

[wrinkleintime]

enterprise text posts: featuring charles "i never had any intention of becoming a working mother" tucker

#i almost choked when i saw this tweet like- ITS HIM. THATS TRIP. #star trek #star trek enterprise #trip tucker #enterprise text posts #for those who dont go here- that is a genuine quote in the caption. thats what he is saying in canon in this screencap. #it's the episode where he's prengent. prangent. gregnant.

[menlove]

i'm sure you've mentioned this already but the song that makes me the most insane of paul's post-beatles work is "here today" which like, is unambiguously explicitly about john and every bit of it just kills me. even the opening "and if i said i really knew you well / what would your answer be?" knowing that john was killed while they were on the outs i just can't imagine to this day what that feels like. the fact that in the song he says they were both "playing hard to get" when they first met. the last time i saw paul live he sang this song with a massive photo of john behind him and his voice cracked in between the two lines "and i am holding back the tears no more / i love you" it just killed me. and again paul has been so public that this song is about john like how does that not drive everyone insane.

god it literally hurts me so bad to think about I genuinely can't listen to that song like I don't even have it on my liked songs bc it's just emotionally devestating 😭 the other quote about it that gets me is

"The ‘I love you’ part was hard to say. A part of me said, ‘Hold on. Wait a minute. Are you really going to do that?’ I finally said, ‘Yeah, I’ve got to. It’s true.’"

#that song is just.... ouch #he played it when I saw him too and he got so choked up #I'm p sure it was after or before that that he played in spite of all the danger and said it'd been like however many years ago #but that he still remembered writing it with his best friend and recording it w their mates like it was only a few months ago :(

[hadeswearsprada]

I love that Star Trek tos props come in one of two flavours: Nightmare fuel like this cunty handsome squidward mask that scorched itself into my child-brain when I was 5

Or Dick Rock

#the bisexual lighting is also a mandatory requirement for most dark scenes which I love #I watched the handsome squidward episode yesterday and when I saw him I choked so hard on my tea that I gave myself a mild asthma attack #I laughed but it still terrifies me on some level #star trek shitposting #Star Trek #tos #Star Trek tos

[mayday-jd]

WARNING!!

I'm mostly just talking about broppy here lmao

—————

• moving onto the better fit for poppy I present to y'all my boy... shadow the hedgehog!!

he's definitely one of my favourite trolls this guy singlehandedly started the sassy man apocalypse LMAO

I think branch is good, he's alr and can you see that I can't properly express why I like him 😭

I think it's funny how he spends so much time hating on the trolls happy, fun and loud lifestyle while he's brooding in his corner or bunker

when in reality he feels lonely and does want to be included (BROZONE WHEN I CATCH YOU BROZONE.)

tbh that's probably one of the reasons why he loves poppy since she's always gone out of her way to include him when everyone else just gave up on him cuz of his moody attitude

like guys.. he kept all the invites she gave him... ☹️

when they were on their way to bergen town and all he did was complain about poppy's "poppiness" he never really was completely fed up with her (which kind of is a miracle) like look at his face in this scene where she's singing despite him complaining about it

LOOK HOW HE LOOKS AT HER

and I cannot find a screenshot for this scene BUT THAT SCENE OH. MY. DAYS.

the scene where everyone's freaking out on how to compliment gristle until branch speaks up and gives this absolutely beautiful compliment out of nowhere

but it's not out of nowhere yk why?? CUZ THAT'S JUST HIM DESCRIBING HOW HE SEES POPPY

"Your eyes, they're like two pools so deep, I fear if I dive in, I might never come up for air. And your smile, the sun itself turns jealous and refuses to come out from behind the clouds knowing it cannot shine half as bright."

"I kinda do have a nice smile, don't I?" - gristle's response

"Yes, you do."

AND THEN BRANCH LOOKS AT POPPY

I felt so normal when that scene happened cuz why would I let a trolls movie affect me that much?? 🙂

what's fucking insane tho is that they don't kiss at the end of the movie

like I'm not saying they're obligated to do so but when you basically say "I love you" to each other in I'm pretty fucking sure a /r way then I'm expecting y'all so smack lips by the end of the movie

broppy fans have been starving out there cuz these two bozos don't kiss until the lastest movie which came out SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AFTER THE FIRST TROLLS MOVIE

this is like one of the most evil things I've heard about canon ships LMAOO

anyways broppy wins and fuck creek can't believe poppy liked him 🙄

they should've gone thru with choking him to death ngl

#branch is so sassy and grumpy lmao #I find him fun and delightful #and when you look under that emo boy™ shell of his goddamn bro #tho when the “singing killed my grandma” scene came on I could not suppress the giggles #I've seen that scene get memed soo many times man 😭 #what's funny is that I literally saw a shadowpeach post with the lines from the diner date scene like yesterday I think #so imagine my surprise when I hear branch say those words to poppy #7 years is evil man #the poor broppy nation #would've been more fun if creek got choked to death by either branch or poppy #more fun if it was poppy #I mean look at branch's smirk here LMAO

[suburbanlegnd]

I feel like I deserve a gold star every time I manage to get through the simplest conversation with my family members without splitting on them

#i genuinely start to despise them more each day #I have thoughts I shouldn't have every time my grandma mentions that she doesn't believe in personality disorders #or when she cant stop talking about herself #shes the worst bitch ever. i hate her racist homophobic and transphobic ass. i hope she chokes on her own spit #I literally can't say I'm sad or that I have a headache because she says shit like “oh you're ALWAYS in pain. when *i* was your age-” #i cant say that i hate my dad despite the fact that he abused me bc she always say that he's still my father and that i should respect him #Well I haven't seen him in almost 5 years. He doesn't care about me. I would want to fucking kill him if I saw him #bpd shit #actually bpd #rambles

[iooiu]

Hahaha ngl me hearty-- but seeing uncle Jello eating the onigiri Portal Chaos Ronin gave him in the latest propaganda had me smiling <33 Rooting for ya omigosh!! :0 (also these design sneak peeks are banger and I have just started catching up to the story itself!) Hahaha ngl me hearty-- but seeing uncle Jello eating the onigiri Portal Chaos Ronin gave him in the latest propaganda had me smiling <33 Rooting for ya omigosh!! :0 (also thesedesign sneak peeks are banger and I have just started catching up to the story itself!)

ofccc that pizza onigiri is literally the ONLY THING keeping him from leaving LMAO. i think once ronin got out of his glue trap (laughed myself to death with ur post btw) their interaction would go smth like this

#the way i CHOKED when i saw this ask #i was like NO WAY IS THAT CHAOS PORTAL RONIN BACK THE HELL UP #anyway im normal i swear #but yeah now uncle jello be carrying those onigiri with him EVERYWHERE i think he is obsessed #how to tame wild old man 101 step 1: food #ronin had it DOWN #tltc #too lucky to count #portal chaos #this ask made my day #tmnt #rottmnt #ronin mikey #future michelangelo #kk i’m done #ok goodbye im ab to spend the rest of my night obsessing over this fantastic ronin au see u all never <3 <3

[minimoniii]

and they’re boyfriends

#oppenheimer #lawrenheimer #i just made that name up 💅 let’s get this ship sailing #IDK how to explain it but the CHEMISTRY they had #it was unbearable i felt like i was choking on air when they were close to each other #so good. literal art #wait sit down let me convince you to ship them!! #personally i shipped them from the first moment but the scene that is really precious for me is that one #when Izzy and Oppenheimer are sitting in the hallway and you see Lawrence walk in and then immediately leave when he sees them #cause like. you KNOW he came there to give a NEGATIVE ass review but then he saw Oppenheimer sitting there looking all defeated #and he just couldn’t do it #and i especially think of that scene in contrast to the discussion on Kitty’s testimony #since both of these scenes occur in the hallway some fake-deep analysis is necessary #it’s like 🤌🤌 Lawrence protected Oppenheimer with his silence the way Kitty protected him with her testimony #sort of a way to hold onto his morals while letting Oppenheimer go just out of sentimentalism #(my bad theory is that Lawrence was HURT by the knowledge of the affair w Ruth because it meant he wasn’t the only one 🤫) #(GOD i can just picture their relationship it would be so MESSY) #(Lawrence hopelessly in love. Oppenheimer being well aware and just using him for his body. Lawrence who can never refuse him anything.) #(wait did this turn into a foil for the relationship with Jean???? but with the roles reversed??????) #also?? irl Lawrence DID testify against Oppenheimer and ripped him to shreds (😭) so like. we know what movie!Lawrence protected him from #ohh and what i also find really interesting is the parallels with Kitty since off the top of my head there’s 2 more #the fact that Oppenheimer takes Lawrence to New Mexico as he did with Kitty later #and the fact that Lawrence encourages Oppenheimer to be ambitious and take the opportunity w the project #(and iirc it’s his words that finally convince Oppenheimer?) #anyway that was my dissertation on why you should ship them; if you aren’t convinced then i hope i’ve at least made you mad 😴

[ellayuki]

just finished Buddy Daddies ep 8 and oh my god

like really,

OH MY GOD???!??!!

¡¡¡spoilers!!!

the birthday party?? and miri's absolute excitement about it?

and also her curiosity regarding rei and ALSO THE WAY SHE NOTICED HOW SAD HE TENDS TO BE

that sMILE THO???

the backstory of when they met??!? kazuki went into husband mode from the very fucking start and never stopped???!?

the dad is an asshat and i hope rei kills him? or kazuki, idc, either way he needs to die

"i have something worth protecting, too."????!!!!?!?!

THAT ENDING SHOT????????

¡¡¡end spoilers!!!

i am fucking dead, goodbye, i will need 3-5 business days to recover

#buddy daddies #buddy daddies spoilers #suwa rei #kurusu kazuki #kazurei #unasaka miri #by moi #BUT LIKE OH GOD FLASHBACK REI WHEN KAZUKI FIRST SAW HIM #I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY FOOD LAUGHING TBH

[danganronpa-ship-tourney]

Propaganda

There is none, Komaeda is simply eternal

#please know I googled komaeda ship names and nearly choked when I saw the crack ship nicob made of him and judge on it #despair ship #goodbye despair #ndrv3 #danganronpa v3 #danganronpa 2 #kokichi ouma #nagito komaeda #shuichi saihara #komasai #oumaeda

[milesworld96]

I’m sorry but who gave Kip ANY right to look this fine?😧

#i literally choked on my spit when I saw him #BRO IS SO FINE #changing my name bc of this man #kip sabian #aew all in #all in 2023 #i am so fucking Gay #🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 #his voice is so nice🥰🥰

[the-ghost-bird]

I'm jealous of Hoffman, i wish i was the one getting into a fist fight with Strahm.

#i need the taste of blood when i kiss him #mine? his? who knows #i need to choke him and cut him up and and and #................ #*shaking silently* #saw films #sawposting #saw franchise #saw movies #saw #peter strahm

[maulfucker]

.... do you think there were imperials with a choking kink who tried to disappoint/anger Vader on purpose. ?

#hm i should make an original post tag #like. do you. #do you think there were people who *wanted* to get choked by him. who were envious when they saw other people get choked. #i mean. not hard to believe. imagine your boss is a giant moody cyborg in all black. and you are not opposed to getting kinky on the clock.

[zappedbyzabka]

✝️😇👿

#william zabka #No bra? Slut😒 #I literally adore when he plays mean bitches #Like yesss steal their money and manipulate them #His pretty neck no wonder men keep choking him #That cross necklace fits real nice #Anywho😇 #Modern tkk Johnny 👀 #Of course I’m thinking russolaw here🙏 The first time he saw his bestie Sam’s dad he was like ‘So that’s my daddy—I mean thats your dad?’ #Giggling and blushing and kicking his feet at the sight of that dilf before he goes back into nymph mode and sets out on making Daniel- #use that huge wang on him #johnny lawrence #safety first

[mochacat09]

I was pulling for Azul's Glorious Masquerade but got a ginger jump scare instead. 😭 on the bright note I now have Cater's Dorm Ssr 🤷🏾‍♀️

Cater fr💀:

#I was choking on my water so bad when I saw him #twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #cater diamond