#i cant sit!

[sanzundertale]

babygirl i will invent stages of grief you have never seen before

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #so that ending huh! #this has been sitting in my drafts for months #i’ve been waiting for something to emotionally devastate me enough to post this and!! yeah!!!!!! this applies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #losing my mind #i was stunned i was at a loss for words #need season 3 on a flash drive and plugged into my brain STAT I CANT DO THIS #AUUUGGGGGHHH #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #time to open ao3 and pretend everything is fine!

[ebdaydreamer]

tmi in the tags, i just need to fucking rant

#ive been fucking fine for months #well fine is pushing it #but ive had exactly 1 bartholin cyst since surgery #and this week its like my vagina is making up for lost time #im literally covered in spots and lumps and cysts #but im not going to the doctor cos all theyre gonna do is give me antibiotics #they just shrug at me and tell me to live with it #i cant sit! #i cant sleep! #i probably shouldnt touch myself bc that could clog the cysts more #or lead to more infections no matter how much i wash my hands #my old vibe was great id just hold it there until the cyst went numb #i sat here rest a hot flannel to my vag #its so uncomfortable #i dont even have a bath to soak in #or a detachable showerhead #anyway im just sick of it #if men got cysts around their dick thered be 5 different cures for them #its such bullshit #tag rant #ellie talks #personal

[lemonteeths]

i drew the crown itself as a jester hat soooo.... (he would never . his ego wouldnt allow it. but lets pretend it would)

#Jester lamb's greatest ability is annoying their enemies to death #i no joke spent like 2 weeks sitting on the mini-comic thing bc i could NOT make the smears work. i have decided to give up #they are bouncing up and down if you genuinely cant tell lol #jester and god might as well be complete antitheses to each other the way i cant reconcile both concepts #designing narinder's clothes was a nightmare #turns out the difference between jester with flowy clothes and wizard/bishop is but a fine line #cult of the lamb #Narinder #The Lamb #lemonart #sketch

[yi3248]

together

#call of duty #gary roach sanderson #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #roach x ghost #my art #ough... cant help but think about these two #we were robbed of interactions btwn roach and this ghost #how did i even sit on this for a few days now? #time is a construct #dw guys theyre just chilling on the grass

[parisoonic]

practicing lineart

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 engineer #everyone ignore how big those comics are that scout is sitting on #i need to get better at acting and posing and interaction and rrrrrrghhhh #i cant figure out how to draw scouts hair. is it a sculpted lego piece or like....fluffy hair. here's some sculpted lego hair haha

[obsob]

oooooooooough i love you i love you i love you!!!! hand in loving hand !!!!!!

#mine #cats #i was like losing it over th colouring yesterday like this SUCKS and then looked at it 2day n was like. anyway #ive been unstoppable since ive figured out how 2 do glowy things #me n my partner went ice skating this evening !! so so fun #i love how girls will just peacefully hang out in the centre ice doing spins n boys will fast and furious skate around at 100mph #like we dont need to be doing all that #as soon as i see a boy w hockey skates enter the ice i am now leaving the ice #anyway....i got a slightly dubious fantasy audiobook 2day we will....see...how it is #whenever i read a fantasy book written by a man my hackles are up i am scenting the air i am growling #have i finished assassins fate u ask.....no :3 #its been sitting at 30% for like 4 months i cant bring myself 2 read more KJBDSSK #there is like so much book left. so much that can go wrong #i will finish it soon i prommy i prommy...n then listen 2 th tawny man audiobooks :3 #ngl this fitz n fool trilogy isnt super doing it 4 me im not finding it as Invigorating for sm reason #still good !! but def my least fave of th three trilogies #anyway. i am going 2 bed

[archivebottles]

"You don't need to worry about me. I can take care of myself now."

#signalis #elster #isa itou #blood / #i hope i didnt overdo it with the grime... #i cant really sit on this as much as id like to bc im so busy right now but i needed to get this out of my system as fast as possible #ive been thinking about this scene a lot recently and i do just wanna say #you have no idea if you last words will really be your last words to someone..so if you can show someone you care about them while theyre #still here ok?

[insufferablemod]

inspired by @limplegsakimbo

#if u somehow havent been following along this madness already you should go check it out #cant stop thinking about him at his desk tumblring #striders sit normal challange(impossible) #the pose is inspired both by how ive been drawing dave sitting #and simmonsized has described him sitting lika a gargoyle a few times and now i can never imagine anything else #i also sat like this pretty the entire time..... #dave strider #bro strider #homestuck #limplegsakimbo #my art #lil cal

[wasyago]

so, would you?

nothing important under the cut, you don't need to look haha

#inspired by the random youtube short i saw about how these types of questions are not really about logic but about emotion and reassurance #doesn't matter if the question doesn't make sense. you say 'yes' because you love them no matter what. not because its a worm or a bug or #or anything. its a way of saying 'i will love you when you've changed and when you're different. because it's still *you*.' #idk something about it just felt so gentle and genuine. like a pure display of affection through a silly question... #and of course fnc was the first thing i thought about because i got brainworms #jrwi fish and chips #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch #also im back from a vacation! and i feel so awful i got sick the first day home and im sitting here at 6am drawing fishes and chips #the dialog feels a little ooc but i cant figure out if it really is or if its because my head hurts and i cant think #tbh it doesn't really matter.......... but it matters to me augh #ALSO yes the under the cut bit is about episode 109. i dont know if its clear or not

[thisisreal-really]

no cause if loki is THAT powerful he should be able to make this a 9 to 5 job, like just clock in for eight hours a day to branch all the timelines together, clock out, go home, drink with tva gang, get mcdonald with sylvie, kiss mobius, wash some dishes and so on and so forth

#lokius #i cant stop making dumb text post to cope #but really has someone try telling loki about 9 to 5 grind? maybe this could all have been avoided #like is he really sure he has to sit there all the time? #it would be fine without him for few hours a day right? #loki #loki s2 spoilers

[b4kuch1n]

podcast people in my phone

#sherlock and co #s&co #sherlock holmes #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #been messin around with this piece for like over a week now. I think this is just mostly to have a general pointer of their design in my #''proper'' style. literally named this file cover.png in my folders lmao #I feel like it isnt as candycore as the chibi version. but its still at a level of colors Im happy with. thats good for me #love giving john watson the default medium-size v-neck when canonically he wears like exclusively merch tees #(maybe its under the v-neck lets all believe that) #anyways. things are moving! lotsa stuff I cant show anyone but my coconspirators... but Im sitting on. Some stuff #gettin there with work... settin up stuff... being insane in march.... da whole package #gonna be having. a real interesting week soon. we'll see what comes of it! #but for now. I sleep. have a good night lads! look both ways before crossing the street

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[sans-guy]

instead of one Big fancy art u get small very messy doodles cus im actually very busy. happy Anniversary underfell thank u for the lifelong brainworms

#pretend its his birthday ok. he gets fancy steak and extra snuggles (which is not a whole lot more he gets snuggled all day already) #underfell #fell #my art #sans x reader #throw that tag on there why not #sits #i love him #cant believe fell invented men 8 years ago

[drrav3nb]

There's a shadow on both of you

Bonus:

#shōgun #shōgunedit #shogun #shogunedit #shogun fx #anna sawai #toda mariko #cosmo jarvis #john blackthorne #hiroyuki sanada #yoshi toranaga #john x mariko #tvandfilm #cinematv #filmtvdaily #perioddramaedit #period drama #gifshistorical #i love how toranaga's just sitting there like “y'all cant be serious” #and then he's just like “you know what i've had enough - im out” #his reactions kill me!

[cartarg]

early 2020 jerma streams be like

#this is just referencing a cat image lolol #back on my bullshit #jerma985 #jerma #jerma fanart #excuse any wonkiness pls i did this in one sitting this morning and cant stand revisiting drawings so its going up as is #first portrait type painting in a while... i always love figuring out the colours of the cams from this era of streams #colour relativity is wild

[that-sweet-jester]

Reverse Omens Brainrot

#i cannot for the love of me draw people sitting straight #over all i cant draw people sitting #but this is worse #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #reverse good omens #my art #fan art #aziraphale fanart #crowley fanart #aziracrow fanart #angel crowley #demon aziraphale #good omens swap au #reverse omens #idk how to tag it