#i am a but drunk btw

[hazzybat]

this relates to monster hearts btw

i'm giving jure a grandmother-type figure who is the banshee that lived on his old home and they're very cute but I have no clue if i'm going to incorporate her or like what I'll do with this but I need people to think it's cute cause ghost jure with a banshee grandmother who predicted his death cause she screamed the morning of his death??? tragic

i don't think this spoils anything about monster hearts

#i need peopel to like this idea so i actually do somethign with it #even if i don;t then jsut the idea alone is cute #joker out #this is for my fanfic lol #i need peopel to see my ideas and give me approval so I know thy're good ideas and also I feed of positive feedback lol #i am a but drunk btw

[owlmaya]

im actually going feral over them yeah

#btw kaveh is the type to overshare when drunk and u know it #i too am a lightweight so ty for the rep hyv #kavetham #al haitham #kaveh #genshin impact #my art

[cherubicleric]

scott pilgrim would have the audacity to post this about wallace with "no homo though!" in the tags

#🐇 posts! #🐇 tw ⤹ semnsfw. #he's so stupid #and i can say that btw i'm a scott kinnie #so basically i have the right to say whatever i want abt him #and i am saying he is so so stupid #wallace: was it no homo when u sent this to me drunk at 2am #scott: yeah! sometimes u just want to suck ur roommate off until his stomach caves in and that's normal :) #wallace: why am i morosexual #scott: don't say that about yourself wallace!! you're literally the smartest person i've ever met!!!!! #i HATE them (lying) #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #spvtw #spto #wallace wells #scollace

[pasharuu]

TRANSLATION IN ALTS!!!

watch her not explode like that one time.

i actually just have a headcanon that stelle is, despite knowing all basic stuff about the world, deprived of any social interaction, including romantic, so she acts weird. she likes hugs tho.

also this is exactly the second time i ever draw someone kissing and its again a comic and again went wrong. just like in life lmao.

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail fanart #hsr #hsr fanart #hsr stelle #stelle #hsr march 7th #march 7th #i can legitimately add a ship tag #starch #stelle x march #two actually whatever #btw i drew that last one like 2 years ago and it was a joke... #bcuz i havent been shipping anyone in years. since 2019 i think #so yeah #here i go again. after 4 years #am i drunk #am i dreaming bro #happy pride btw :DDD

[crowthis]

Out of all the bonkers moments mota paraded thru the waryaoi Hall of Fame I am still gagged that both times John singing Blue Skies is featured in the show it's GALE who is the unspoken inspiration and recipient

#its his song!!!!!!!! #john peddling in the rain drunk as lords towing that secobd bicycle he risked his life for. all so gale clevens feet won't ever have to tou #ch the ground. and singing!! thom hanks is sick #not taking criticism for this btw. i am typing #mota

[p4nishers]

aziraphale held crowley around the waist when she was drunk he had his fucking HAND on crowley's WAIST and their sides mfing TOUCHED bc aziraphale was pulling her CLOSE. if u even care

#im still there btw #who will hold me around the waist when im drunk why woild they make me watch that when they know perfectly well how lonely i am #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses

[beanghostprincess]

I am aegosexual, where I don’t like to be sexually involved with another person but like sexual content in fiction.

So, I am in constant conflict with myself because I want my fictional boys (ZoLu and other) to be ace like me but I also want them to have sex, as a treat (for me).

I don't really use that label, but me too. I am asexual but I like sexual content in fiction!!!! And I don't see why you couldn't do both, honestly. Every time I write about Zolu (or any other character I consider asexual) having sex, it's pretty much always from an ace perspective. I don't think they actually have sex because they're attracted to each other. I think it's more of a "needing to be closer and consume/devour each other while being completely devoted in an almost religious way" type of thing. And it also varies depending on my mood, really, because sometimes I make Luffy demi and actually being attracted to Zoro and that's okay. Headcanons aren't a fixated thing and they can change depending on what you want to write/read at the moment. I have a whole post about Sanji being asexual and I never talk about it because sometimes I'm in the mood for typical horny Sanji and that's fine. Just do whatever you feel more comfortable with at the moment!

#ace supremacy btw i love sex in fiction but you won't see me like that irl #maybe only when i am really drunk but that's just boring lmfaoo #my thing with sex isn't even hating it it's just that i find it boring #irl i mean and not in fiction bc i love it in fiction #aroaspec zolu my beloved #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zolu

[hydn-jpg]

it's new year's eve, so here's an art vs artist to end the year~

i wanted to thank you all for the support and kindness you've given me this year. truly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you 🥹💛 2023 has been such an awful year for me, from losing my grandmother, to the car accident, to all the various other bullshittery that has happened... i was not doing well at all and my mental health was really at an all-time low,,

but despite me not being too active and even disappearing/being radio silent for several months during the second half of the year, you never stopped showing me love and reaching out to make sure i was okay, sending me nice and encouraging messages and for that i am so so grateful!! i go back and reread all of them now when i'm feeling down or to get a motivation boost 💛

ahhhh i wish i was more eloquent so i can really express how grateful i am but just know that you all mean so much to me!!! truly!!╰(*´︶`*)╯

i can't promise i'll be more active in the coming year but i will do my best to make art that makes us all happy!

let's all walk on the flower path together!! here's to a happy, productive and succesful 2024 ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

#ik it's still the 30th in most places but i'm posting this now in case i get too drunk to post tonight lmao #fun fact i am actually pretty deadpan irl; in every sense of the word #a lot of ppl irl think i'm stoic and cold which honestly i get it #this might be surprising considering how ☆*. o(≧▽≦)o .*☆ i usually am online haha #i am literally the most awkward mf out there #the only time i physically go 🥰😍💞🥰😍💓💕is when i meet stray cats on the street lmao #i probably qualify as gap moe #art vs artist #hydn.jpg #the glasses filter is from the snow app btw

[cookie-waffle]

“Link can’t be autistic”

motherfucker, then why does he look at his girlfriend like THIS, huh????

#btw i am very drunk rn #zelink #totk #botw

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

no but actually.. drunk prompt: harry can’t sleep and ginny helps him out

ummmmm smut below the cut

Thunder shook the entire Burrow.

August rolled in with a storm. With rain pelting Ginny's bedroom window hard and the frequent bolts of lightning lighting up the small room, Harry found it difficult to sleep. The poster of Gwenog Jones stared back at Harry, mocking him.

Ginny lay next to him, hair tied up into a knot on the top of her head, her face pressed firmly into her pillow, mouth open with a small amount of drool escaping her lips. Beautiful. And deaf apparently because she was out cold despite the roar of the wind and the booms of thunder.

Harry violently flipped his pillow over for the seventeeth time.

"Hey," Ginny's soft voice came from beside him. "That pillow's not as soft as it looks."

"Sorry," Harry said sheepishly. Accidently smacking your deaf girlfriend with a pillow is a good way to wake her up. "Go back to sleep."

Instead of turning over and falling back to sleep, Ginny sat up. "Are you okay?" She softly asked.

"Just storms, keeping me awake. I'm fine. Go back to sleep."

Ginny shifted more so she was facing him directly. "I thought you learned to stop telling me what to do."

Harry froze. "You did. You should stay awake! Oh wait, sorry. Do whatever you want to do!"

"Whatever I want to do?" Ginny asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes, you are a strong, independent woman who does not need me to-"

"Oh shut up," Ginny said, straddling Harry's hips. She pressed herself into him before leaning down and capturing his mouth with her own.

If Harry had any feelings of tiredness, they were long gone. The lightening outside could not compare to the sparks of electricity between him and Ginny. He sat up to meet her. Drawing himself as close as he could.

"No," Ginny shushed him.

"No?" Harry asked, pulling away.

Ginny pushed him back down on her bed, "You need help sleeping, let me help you relax."

Harry's head hit the pillow as Ginny crawled her way down his body. Fingers tracing down the side of his body, her mouth leaving light kisses on his abdomen. Going lower. And lower.

Heat traveled down his body along with her mouth. His dick hard, twitching with anticipation.

Excrutiatingly slow, Ginny lowered his boxers. His dick sprung free, ready for her.

She gave the tip a light kiss before slowly taking all of him in her mouth.

"Fuck," Harry let out.

He could feel her hum in delight at his response. Her tongue tickled his shaft, swirling the underside, driving him insane.

Ginny looked up at him, smirking with his dick in her mouth. Then she started to move up and down. Taking all of him.

He wasn't going to last long.

Harry let out a string of curses. His hand reached for hers, squeezing it. "Ginny. I'm gonna-"

He was not able to finish his thought as everything exploded. Lightening lit up the room, Ginny sucked harder, and then thunder boomed.

A moment passed before he felt Ginny start to crawl her way up his body.

"Relaxed now?" Ginny asked, a smirk tugging on her lips.

Harry wrapped his arms around her waist, flipping her on her back. He crawled so he was on top of her, one thing pressed in between her legs. "Not at all."

#this is what happens when i am 3 glasses of wine in #idk if it is even good im sorry #hinny #Hannah thinks Harry wear boxers btw #drunk prompts

[anicehomicidaltree]

WIP of the Halloween Jash twitter image painting!! 20XX IS SO GOOD I PAID ACTUAL REAL HARD CASH FOR IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH GO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW

Anyways I wanted to point out that this painting had officially taken more time than the fine I’m fine image!!! Wahoo

#I really really wanted this to be done before the new song dropped but I thought it would release tomorrow #I promise I will finish this tomorrow if not you can toss me into a pool or a lake or smt idk #btw if you are wondering I gave the guy 20$ australian for the meme #btw 2.0 I am quite drunk while writing this post so please forgive me #chonny jash #cj 20xx #chonny jash fanart #tree's art

[tellmegoodbye]

Thinking about how Buck always had a reputation as a womanizer when what Eddie is doing now is more fucked up than anything Buck ever did

#btw this is not to shade eddie it's merely an observation #I was put off from watching OG for so long purely because of that wording that everyone (including oliver) threw around #and then I actually watched the show and was like yeah he's got some issues but nothing like what y'all were advertising #yes I am aware Buck has cheated too but a drunk kiss in a bar vs deliberately having dinner with another woman are two very different things #hell even hen cheated #I'm not mad about the storyline because I have a feeling it'll lead to some realizations for eddie regarding unhealthy coping mechanisms #specifically when it comes to relationships #just having some thoughts is all #har rambles #weewoo rambles #911 #911 abc #911 spoilers

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

I think its so fucking funny that objectively and canonly everyone in the Lan sect is super hot

But out of every great sect, they fuck the least

(LWJ is the horny Georg, he's an outlier and he doesn't count)

Like the horny scale goes

Jin - Nie (bffr NMJ and NHS get it on the regular) - Jiang - Wen (cause they all dead but WRH could get it and also WN and WQ) - Lan

Like

Use that pretty privilege a little yall

How are u gonna walk around looking Like That and just. Go into seclusion. Illegal

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #this is part of the let lxc fuck agenda #i am also drunk rn so. dont take me seriously #this is also a joke post btw

[g0dtier]

people pretend the worst part of your after-25 twenties are shit like. idk, fucking back pain

you know what the worst part is? hangovers

i used to have some alcohol issues at 23 where i would drink myself into a stupor alone and just wake up the next morning feeling fine

i do that now, at 28, and i fucking die. thats it. im just gone

#i still dont understand how i got drunk as all hell every night for like 3 months #and still finished my bachelor #im pondering this atm because i am currently drunk as all hell off half the amount of alcohol i used to need #the body truly is a marvel #im doing fine btw #like that sounds like a joke but i genuinely am

[lesbian-moon]

I LOVE DA CLUB

#I am of the clubbers temperament #drunk thots #btw

[wright-phoenix]

last belated tag game, i promise

tagged by @dilfbuck and @opaleyedprince and @strixhaven! thank you!!

URL Song Game:

W — World So Cold - Fire From The Gods [YT, flash warning] R — Rule #13 Waterfall - Fish in a Birdcage [YT] I — iGhost - MNQN [YT] G — Grapes - James Marriott [YT] H — Hexie Mountains - Orville Peck [YT] T — The Tower - Drama Moth [YT] P — Please, Just Breathe - Written by Wolves [YT, flash warning] H — His Hands - Blegh [YT] O — OUROBOROS - Former Vandal [YT] E — Everglow - Starset [YT] N — Not Yet / Love Run (Reprise) - The Amazing Devil [YT] I — I Want to Live - Borislav Slavov [YT] X — XO - EDEN [YT]

6 Songs on Repeat:

Masterpiece Theatre III - Marianas Trench [YT] So Much (For) Stardust - Fall Out Boy [YT] Cold Reactor - Everything Everything [YT] Long Time Friends - The Living Tombstone [YT] 成歩堂龍一 ～異議あり！ 2001 - Masakazu Sugimori [YT] 逆転裁判3 〜スペシャルブレンドミックス - Capcom Sound Team [YT]

tagging: @woohooincoffin @spiderslyre @notmeowse @thesem @vanoefucks

(sorry if i tagged anyone who already did it, also feel free to ignore or only do one of these!)

#P ? #PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT #(Rock Is.) #physically holding myself back to put a starset song everywhere. btw mnqn is starset's singer's side project #do you know how hard it is to choose One Song Per Letter when you're as allergic to making decisions as i am #there are so many songs.... #technically masterpiece theatre 1 through 3 are on my rotation and like 5 different ace attorney soundtracks #first and foremost the whole piano album #but i thought i'd give other current rotations a chance on that list #tag games #i usually put youtube links bc i assume everyone has access to youtube but not everyone uses spotify #but i saw everyone else uses spotify links so.....i also did #but just in case....youtube links too IDK #whoever even clicks thru these i dont know if anyone does but JUST IN CASE #fish in a birdcage's drunk on pride/calmity/man-o-war are also bangers #and more but these r amongst my favs