#har rambles

[leave-a-whisper]

who all is in the "never unsubscribed from dnpg" camp, because I am

#har rambles

[tellmegoodbye]

I loved Buck's accidental coming out to Maddie. He feels guilty for what happened and says it's because he lied to Eddie, but Buck is also feeling guilty because it "shouldn't be the point" and he doesn't want to allow himself to make a big deal about this new discovery. He doesn't think he's allowed to have any complicated feelings about this, and I'm glad that Maddie pushed back on that.

Maddie reassures him that he is allowed to stop and comes to terms with this on his own timeline. That yes, it is absolutely allowed to be the point. He can be an ally, so to speak, and still need some time to feel comfortable with himself. He doesn't owe his coming out to anyone.

I also appreciated Tommy reassuring him that he wasn't "behaving badly" and that he understood why he had been so nervous. Buck being allowed to come out on his own terms, and come to terms with himself, was a very beautiful and underrated theme in this episode.

#idk I'm just having thoughts #this is a very refreshing queer story in a lot of ways imo #buck is human and I appreciate when shows treat their characters as such #har rambles #evan buckley #911 abc #911 #weewoo rambles

[zhongrin]

ok i don't play hsr but that.... that.....

*twirls hair* sooooo..... sir..... do you.... wanna make some tea cocktail together.........

#rin rambles #the tiddy the waist the stubble i #oh #the harnesses.... dear god......... #his design reminds me of wrio but dilf-ified and im #ough #weak #im weak

[ghoulia-roborts]

Wow I can't believe Hoyoverse released a video of violent lesbian sex on YouTube like that

#drops random ramblings #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr acheron #har black swan #black swan #acheron #that red black and white section was wild

[not-equippedforthis]

i am aware this would most likely never ever happen but can you imagine spock giving kirk a back/neck rub - as he so clearly expects - and accidentally vulcan pinching him. slumps. ah. i did not intend to do that. bridge goes silent. cap's down. someone douse him with water or something

#listen i KNOW spock is too calculated and precise for that but just IMAGINE FOR A SECOND #'my deepest apologies captain' whilst kirk is waking like a cryptid at 5am. frog blinking. #i KNOW spock would never let that happen BUT LISTENN #not equipped for rambling #spock gets too distracted by the colour warmth sensation feeling intuition that is kirks human mind n accidentally does it a little too har #shitposting #tos kirk #tos spock #spirk #james t kirk #kirk #spock #star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #jim kirk #captain kirk #edit: spock with an arm across kirks chest and a hand gently pressed against his forehead so he doesnt fall over :]] #reflexes kick in QUICK #ofc he looks calm and neutral as ever but on the inside hes like aoughhh fuuuckkkk shiiittttt #did it by accident but the imagery is nice....holding him..... #ever so gingerly #kirk blinking awake like '...??' #'please accept my deepest apologies captain' #'...did you vulcan pinch me?' #'on complete accident i assure you. i began to...reminisce and utilised muscle memory. it shall not happen again.' #kirk whilst laughing: 'awfully roundabout way of saying you got distracted mr spock' #'...indeed. would-' #'oh nono no stay where you are. if you- wouldnt mind. that kink in my back- its still-' #'as you wish captain.'

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I'm so sorry I'm pretty sure your bard au is supposed to be serious but oh my god I couldn't help but get strong Men In Tights and Monty Python and the Holy Grail vibes

Especially bc of Barnaby I would not put it past him to make a "your mom's a hamster" reference

no no it Is very silly. how can it not be when you've got the neighbors as the characters? silly central. ALSO YOU'RE SO RIGHT VERY STRONG MP&HG VIBES I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE HERE'S SOME REFERENCES

but it is also real. when it's silly its silly and when it's serious!

it's serious.

#one of my favorite gags in that movie has always been the coconut halves used to make horse hoof sound effects #since they didnt have horses <3 #and barnaby doesnt have hooves so. they make do! #i also like to imagine that in this au at least barnaby and frank kinda beef sometimes #like barnaby will purposefully rile frank up but then frank will say something that hits a little too close to home #so barnabys like 'ok bet' and puts a little more bite in his bark #and before you know it they have to be separated to cool off! #and also sally still doing plays. gettin artsy with em and sometimes doing puppet shows instead of a live play #a la The Professor's history show but uh. with more budget and production value #paper puppet eddie running across the stage... #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #tw blood #just in case! there's a bit there <3 #ahhh warlock wally my beloved.... #normally he is so nice and so kind and favors a pacifist route #but sometimes he gets pushed A Little Too Much and then! well! people die! #that scribble is actually from a whole Scene and Plot i have in my mind #where - essentially - he and home get separated by cultists who want to harness home or something #and after a few months of separation they reunite! #and the cult gets their shit absolutely Wrecked! literally none of them escape alive! #wally/home: we're baaaaack! time to die while we feast on your souls!

[linkedin-offficial]

collars of the colony

members of the colony werent always naked and bare in their prides regard. most of them used to wear reminders of their housekeepers and people, like the common housecat. it was normal to wear these reminders, like a tag, so others knew where you belonged.

not everyone agreed with these reminders, however. cats like jax and zooble felt annoyed by these restraints. jax wore none at all, as even the thought of being confined to such a small place made him seeth with rage. he loved his people, sure, but the idea of a grounding tag like this was too much. zooble on the other hand, tolerated such restraining reminders in the guise of their people, tossing it away when they werent. they knew they were smart. their housekeepers were the type to allow their presence to be outside the boundaries of their home. zooble knew they were lucky for this opportunity, and used it sparingly.

other cats on the other hand held onto their reminders longer than the average cat. cats like kaufmo and queenie felt that without such a reminder, the memory of their people would fade away into nothing. and how could such a cat let this happen? without housekeepers like theirs, theyd truly be nothing but more feed for speeding cars upon the darkpaths. theyd been given food, a home, and love. to throw away such a reminder was like throwing away a piece of themself.

of course, when it due time, queenie was the only one who couldnt seem to bare the burden of finally letting go. kaufmo eventually finally gave in, but he vowed to never let his memories of his people fade away. his vow and queenie's denial however, was not enough to save them from the dangers that demanded change, and dangers that soon lie ahead.

#MAN im having fun #i absolutely love. this au now #again not tagging as warriors bcus it isnt technically warrior cats. #but i will not stop others from doing so i guess! #i was thinking about this all night so have it while im posting about them #ramblings of an insane autismer LIVE #the amazing digital circus #tadc colony of cats au #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc kinger #tadc zooble #tadc gangle #tadc kaufmo #jax and queenie are mentioned but not here bcus jax has no collar (bwomp bwomp) and queenie's is on her ref #and yes ragatha's “collar” is a scarf of some kind #shes a barn cat ;) #gangle has a harness bcus shes like a wet tissue. a very anxious service animal #everyone else has to protect her from everything or else she will crumble like paper #oh yeah annnnddd #link's dialogue #<- putting this here bcus long rambly post #anyway ^_^ have fun with this #i sure did :3

[racmune]

@tf2shipswag

propaganda for the sniper/spy/sniper versus scout/fried chicken lady/pauling war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEYRE A CRACK SHIP TO *YOU*. TO ME THEYRE SO MUCH MORE. ALLOW ME TO INDULGE MYSELF. THIS IS HEADCANON HEAVY BC THE FRIED CHICKEN LADY LITERALLY ONLY SAID ONE THING IN THE ENTIREITY OF CANON BUT WHO GIVES A RATS ASS!

theyre such a qpr no one even understands. beyond scout n the fried chicken lady's initial sexual encounter i like to imagine theyve become good friends. perhaps she was from boston as well and her and scout bonded over that, along with a shared sense of humor and laid back attitude. they hang out together and watch tv, get pizza and make out, talk about their childhoods etc. I JUST THINK ITD BE FUN OK.

her and miss pauling have their meetcute at a barbeque during the fourth of july. the fried chicken lady was invited to come along by scout and is just chilling and grabbing some extra meatballs for her plate. miss pauling initially notices her for being a pretty woman but as they talk and the night goes on they bond from both believing in keeping things practical. shes also a lot less uptight than miss pauling however, which leads to a lot of playful teasing (from scout too LOL)

i think scout and the fried chicken lady enable a lot of each other's worse habits and so miss pauling has to deal with two different messy bitches LMAO. also another headcanon i have for their dynamic as an entire unit is that miss pauling will be up late doing paperwork in her home office and they'll be sleeping on her bed, and when she's finally done she goes in and snuggles with them.

im just gonna leave out my thoughts about scout n miss paulings dynamic for the time being cause if i did id be here forever but i did already make a post on my headcanons which you can find here.

ANYWAY THEYRE SO FWB CODED. THEYRE SO QPR CODED. IM SO DELULU COCO BANANAS CODED. IM SO EXTRAPOLATING A CHARACTER FROM A 4 SECOND CUTAWAY GAG CODED. K THANKS FOR READING BYE.

oh also miss pauling and the fried chicken lady's ship name is "lady and the tramp" i dont make the rules

#racmune art #tf2 #miss pauling #tf2 scout #tf2 fried chicken lady #scoutpauling #tf2 lady and the tramp #im not putting all the other ship tags i will literally vomit if i have to write ''fried chicken lady'' into a ship name #scoutposting #andy rambles #tf2 headcanons #any all scout × canon fem character ships make me bite a chunk out of a 2x4 /pos #not his mom ofc but him and zhannaaa #and miss paulinggg #and admin too tbh #they just hit like many do not #i think the shipping side of the tf2 fandom hasnt really harnessed the full raw power of m/f ships AND THATS SAD. #they just have a lot of untapped sauce #sorry i may be going insane. bye for reals this time #going bed #tf2 deep fried desire

[elkralt]

shamelessly stole this clip from Twitter but

Roier and Cellbit random ass convos were always funny anjshdfkjshdf

#qsmp #qsmp clips #elk rambles #roier #cellbit #guapoduo #i have literally never heard roier laugh this hars

[jessamine-rose]

If I ever write Yandere Priest! Dottore x Demon! Darling, just know that an inner battle was lost.

#WHAT IS UP WITH DOTTORE CONTINUOUSLY GIVING ME WRITING IDEAS STARRING HIM #IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY HOW HE HAS THE MOST LINKS IN MY GENSHIN MASTERLJST #and i already have a wip for crow! dottore…….fml i want to strangle this blue doctor #quick side note. this is a reminder that church au is still on my ‘will not write’ list. i just got inspired to do priest dottore bc it #specifically involves a demon darling. other than that church au is simply smth i can’t enjoy writing #moving on. only dottore could somehow be more wicked than an actual demon #HUHUHU THIS WICKED HARNESS-WEARING MAN!! #jessamine rambles

[nyaskitten]

I wonder where the fuck Aspheera's Scroll went, the last time we saw it, Pixal used it to blast the ninja to the Never-Realm. I feel like something THAT powerful, despite its corruptive and darker properties, SURELY could have helped out with something like Wojira or the Overlord...

#mini side tangent why the fuck didnt s15 bring back the mask of vengeance or forbidden scroll? #like they randomly name-drop the mask of vengeance in episode 4 i believe it was #when cole and jay are dressed as the security guards #that feels like something that wouldve been VERY useful in training lloyd to harness his oni powers #HELL you couldve given that mask to wu and had him fight against the overlord WITH you guys !!! but sure no #lets forget about the powerful magical oni tool . #and lets also forget the magical scroll that could freeze over an entire realm #ninjago #raine's rambles

[leave-a-whisper]

I posted this on twitter but I want to expand on it here without character limits.

If you need context, see this tweet.

I don't talk much about heartstopper because I find the fandom disgusting (and tonight is a perfect example of that) but I do need to say something about this because I am honestly so horrified and angry right now. An eighteen-year-old kid was just forced to come out after being harassed online for months by people who felt entitled to his sexuality.

This is one of the many reasons I feel so disillusioned with the queer community. This is something that is mostly coming from queer people who believe that you have to be queer in order to play a queer character, 'act' queer in public, or even so much as question your identity. None of this is true. Kit's sexuality has nothing to do with his role as an actor, and neither does anyone else's. This is harassment of queer people and we need to start calling it what it is because this needs to fucking stop.

Don't just call it out when it comes from 'straight' people, because queer people are doing it too and it's sickening.

The worst part about all of this is that the misuse of the word queerbaiting, the constant pressure of closeted people to the point where they have to come out, this is all born out of this new wave of fake online 'activism' coming mostly from other queer people. It's not activism, it's harassment.

The reason this is so disheartening is because this is a form of emotional manipulation against queer people that is more harmful than most forms of homophobia I've come across in my life.

Kit will never get justice for this. Every queer person you guys have forcibly outed will never get justice. You guys love accountability unless it goes the other way and the only apologies these people will get are from those of us who have been speaking out about this since the beginning.

If you are one of those people who have used the term 'queerbaiting' to engage in this kind of harassment, you need to step back from your online bubble and think about what it is that you did. You stole an extremely important moment from someone, a moment he will never ever get back.

Only you should chose how and when you come out. No one else is entitled to that. You wouldn't want someone to take it from you, so don't take it from anyone else.

#sorry I know my blog is usually a chill place but I can't sit back and say nothing #I know I'm coming off as angry (and I am) #but I know a lot of younger kids on the internet don't really understand what they're doing #I'm just asking y'all to please talk to amyone in your life who does this #explain how harmful it is #because this needs to end #anyway I feel so sorry for kit and it's awful what he's had to deal with :( #har rambles #heartstopper #kit connor

[tellmegoodbye]

In honor of me returning from my social media grave and finally finishing this fic, here is one final snippet!!!

Yes I know I literally just got back but I'm excited, okay. Push coda is officially no longer elusive. She is ALIVE.

"I love you, TK,” Carlos gasps. “I love you so much." The thought of TK not knowing that is still a pain weighing on his heart. He wants to ask him so many questions about the past few months, if they had been as hard for him as they had been for Carlos. He'll eventually want TK to tell him everything so that he can hug him and kiss him and swear that he'll never allow them to fall apart like that ever again. They both spent so long feeling alone and broken beyond repair, but they'll never have to be alone again. It’s a promise spoken through presses of their lips, gentle kisses that say I love you and I’m never letting you go. TK echoes him with tears in his eyes. Quiet words whispered against his lips because neither of them can force themselves to part again. "I love you too."

I've been gone for too long to be comfortable tagging loads of people since I don't know who still does these, but I still wanted to jump right back in and say hi since I still feel a little guilty for taking so long.

Tagging: @strandnreyes @welcometololaland @thisbuildinghasfeelings @carlos-tk

#new sss banner is courtesy of my Boston trip (which was incredible) #this fic accumulatively took me seven months to write.....I have to laugh so that I don't cry #she is finally here #coming sometime this month FOR REAL THIS TIME #I feel like the fic writer that cried wolf 😂 #har rambles #seven sentence sunday #the elusive push coda #911 lone star

[thetarttfuldickhead]

There’s a Swedish saying that translates as "if you’ve accepted Old Nick onto your boat, you’d better get him to shore", and it basically means "if you’ve bitten off more than you can chew you had still better see it through because it was your choice" and that’s what I hear every time Sam looks at Jamie Like That when Jamie wants sympathy for the Absurd Demands Roy makes of him once they've started up their whole ~training~ thing.

#one of my favourite sayings #and then we started talking about favourite sayings at work and #and one of my favourite looks #har man tatt fan i båten får man ro honom iland #utterly random ramblings but it's been on my mind A Lot #yeah #sam obisanya #roy & jamie #3x06 #3x09 #my stuff

[fbwzoo]

I brought Ed out for a bit earlier, to sit on the chaise with me & Jack. He stayed put for a few minutes, taking in all of the sights & sounds around him. Then he moved around on the blanket, smelling with his tongue. He climbed!!! The back of the couch!!!! There was much celebration from everyone 💜

And then he walked over to my leg, actively SNUGGLED himself between leg & heated blanket, and settled there.

Humans instantly dead. Killed by cute dragon.

#reptiblr #bearded dragon #ed beardie #fbw rambles #my pets #he SNUGGLED #😭😭😭 #and in that moment i knew i would die for this little lizard #i need a new heat set up for his viv first #but after that #i need to get him a harness and a cuddle sling

[mysticfemme]

the urge to absolutely splurge on fashion rn and buy myself a new mini dress, black docs, a long wool coat, leather trousers, anything cherry red and a bunch of fancy jewellery like a pearl choker and ornate earrings 💀 I want to be the dark feminine vampy corporate femme who is so confident and sexy but just needs to be bent over a desk and railed

#like it's so odd but I'm so excited to start experimenting with my fashion more and buy more mini skirts and funky clothes #and a HARNESS oh my gosh wearing that over a cherry red dress with platform heels ughhhh 😭😭 #and always matching lingerie and drop earrings and a gorgeous necklace that hangs down my back #although i have back acne so ahag #oops *ahah #stg i need a sugar daddy lol #rants n rambles