#httyd books funny

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Have you ever gotten the urge to just get a bunch of catapults, line them up, and then watch them destroy and crush things? I feel like that's a very Viking thing to do. Maybe I should ask Father to suggest that as a new Viking sport for next year's Althing.

#httyd #httyd books #incorrect thuggory quotes #thuggory #thuggory the meathead #incorrect quotes #how to train your dragon #httyd books fandom #httyd books humor #httyd books funny #httyd minor characters #httyd book characters #httyd books minor characters #catapults #new viking sport

[tsunamigongs]

Fourth wing fake tweets !! /Part 2

this was the most entertaining book i've read in a while...it was so fun😭

#fourth wing #this had the httyd girlies screaming #they are me #im the httyd girlies #fourth wing by rebecca yarros #fourth wing meme #fourth wing funny #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #xadenviolet #violet and xaden #rhiannon #ridoc #fourth wing jokes #fourth wing book #cross posted on tiktok #wanted the trio to hav matching pfps so powerpuff girls! #ignore the dates...

[doodles-with-noodles]

This is a snowstorm. Pretty fucking windy indeed.

#This is a regular windy day on Berk #httyd #httyd books #free fall au #httyd fanart #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #httyd movies #my art #book hiccup #also a color experiment hehe #you have no idea how funny this was to draw #let hiccup say fuck

[jackshiccup]

in the top 10 witty comeback hiccup moments i fear

#ALVIN THE TREACHEROUS AS I LIVE AND BREATHE !!!! #he literally roasts the hell out of him every time and it's so fucking funny to read #godddddd i love him SO BAD #hiccup #httyd books #httyd book 8 #how to break a dragon's heart #how to train your dragon #jackshiccup text #the gritted teeth just sells it for me #the most polite way hiccup could've said go to hel

[toasts-httyd-hyperfixation]

Flipping through book 1 again and discovering

BARCODE?????

Barcode??

In viking Book?

Barcode in ye olde book??

Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????

Why barcode what how??

How they use barcode

Why, how, how and why?

Barcode scanning dragons?

Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?

Fucking

Laser beams in their eyeballs to scan barcodes????

How

How would they have figured that out?

How would that come about in the first place???

Many questions

14 years and theres still new things i find in this book, truly impressed, truly baffling

Barcode.....

#threw me off in a way i was Not Expecting #the dragon scanner eyes is like #Most Reasonable #but the funnier idea is that No One has any idea what barcodes are #and they just appear in the books at some point after being put on the shelves #fully functional with todays equipment #i think that would be funny #anyway #httyd books #httyd #httyd book series #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon books #httyd book fandom

[iamafule]

Book!Hiccup

#httyd #how to train your dragon #cressida cowell #httyd books #how to train your dragon books #funny #funny content #funnyshit #funny jokes #please ask me questions #this is why the books were better #book!hiccup #book hiccup #hiccup haddock iii #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #hiccup httyd

[dragonnnfly]

He is beloved everywhere, for very different reasons

#memes #httyd #how to train your dragon #rtte #race to the edge #rob #riders of berk #httyd 1 #httyd 2 #httyd 3 #hidden world #cressida cowell #toothless #httyd books #funny #1k notes

[the-actual-ziggerastica]

happy autism awareness month

#I know I know this is the most obvious post of all time #but it was funny to me #httyd books #httyd books hiccup #how to train you dragon books

[aldoodles]

This part in book 8 never fails to make me cackle

#funny moments 10 seconds before absolute disaster #dont mind me just posting doodles twice in a row #more of that cartoony style experimentation #httyd books #httyd #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #book!hiccup #camicazi #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon books #al chatters #fanart #digital #my art #doodles #i totally forgot that most of this book just happens in the dark? or like. in the moonlight and everything is dark #it makes the swordfight on the burning bridge so much cooler to imagine #by book 8 youre familiar w cressida cowell's habit of having funny stuff happen and it look like people are winning jUST before she #pulls a 180 and causes the reader and the characters to have heart palpitations bc everything explodes #but it sTILL gets me each time she does it #im just noticing......a weird error on this. like i think my hand mustve confused my CSP when i put it down bc there is a SPECKLE DOT. #oh well lmao

[skyisgreen-grassisblue]

fishlegs thinks his friends’ methods of going about disguises are… questionable

#httyd books #httyd books fanart #how to train your dragon #ive always found camicazi’s love for the mustache really funny #and then i was thinking about it and hiccup’s idea for a disguise isnt much better #it banks largely on the hope that no one will look at him because he smells REALLY bad #i dont think youre really in the position to judge camicazi’s mustache buddy #fishlegs is carrying the braincell in the group #this is also my first time drawing these guys so sorry if it looks weird ^^’’

[the-halfling-prince]

On Berk HR stands for Hooligan Resources is this anything

#Is this funny #httyd books #my posts

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory, after hearing about Hiccup's victory in the Inter-Tribal Swimming Competition: Hiccup won the race! As expected of him! I should ask him to race me next time! 😤😌

In fact, I should ask Father to meet with Chief Stoick to arrange a Berk-Meathead Swimming Competition. Father's always looking to one-up him since as long as I can remember. 🤔

#httyd #httyd books #incorrect thuggory quotes #incorrect quotes #thuggory the meathead #thuggory #book 7 #book 7 spoilers #how to ride a dragon's storm #competition #thuggory wants to get in on that action #httyd books fandom #how to train your dragon #httyd book characters #httyd books references #httyd books humor #httyd books funny #httyd books spoilers

[247megamania]

Hiccup's going to write so many boring laws when he's king. Someone (meaning Fishlegs and Camicazi) needs to remind him that he can make laws about Literally Anything, up to and including "no one gets to yell at the king" and "if you see a cool bird you have to tell the king about it". The punishment for the second one is you miss out on talking to the king about a cool bird, and the punishment for the first one is Camicazi stabs you

#httyd books #this isn't as funny as I think it is but I like it

[squirrelno2]

It's been years since the How to Train Your Dragon movie came out and yet I still experience extreme excitement and then extreme letdown when people reference Toothless only for him to be large and black instead of tiny, green, and capable of language

Anyway I invite everyone to consider that all toothless posts are ten times funnier when you replace movie Toothless with book Toothless thank you for your time

#the capable of language thing remains my biggest beef with the movies. #the whole POINT is that vikings saw a sentient species as animals and pets and that its a problem and what did the movies do? #rhey pulled the same shit! #anyway dont remember what prompted this but it was a really funny post until i saw movie toothless. let book toothless do wild shit #httyd books

[jackshiccup]

talking to my gf about how i’m on the last httyd book (and how upset it’s making me) but it’s like 1 am where she is so she just texted ‘ok send me hiccupdates’ before going to sleep. hiccupdates.

#shes literally so funny #sends me over the moon whenever she listens to me talk abt httyd #u guys can only imagine how often #anyway i finished book 11 last night and......... y'all.... what the FUCK #i shed some tears i cannot lie... #jackshiccup text #httyd books

[thewolfwarriors]

My laptop broke when I was attempting to make an animatic for WW so i drew acoustically to calm myself

Have some relatable gumboil

#httyd books #httyd #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon books #httyd fandom #httyd fanart #httyd gumboil #httyd meme #httyd memes #httyd murderous #httyd book fandom #httyd funny #im literally going insane #relatable