#how to know if a child is gay

[chaoticneutralsapphic]

my rejanis era is back because of mean girls 2024 and i'm making it everyone else's problem

#mean girls #renee rapp #rejanis #regina x janis #janis 'imi'ike #regina george #auli'i cravalho #i watched because auli'i cravalho was my first celeb crush #moana did things to child me #how i didn't know i was gay sooner i have no clue

[writer-room]

Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.

Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #bonzle #finders #cole #cole brookstone #geo #fritz #spitz #text post #angst #talk #LISTEN TO ME #COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON #HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD #mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS #and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE #hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself #geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back #he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before #can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1) #geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself #and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year #you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO??? #homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all #and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world #something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid' #'and instead your right in the thick of it'

[chronically-obsessed]

*EXPLODES* HII I CANT STOP DRAWING THIS VERSION OF SOVIET

#this drawing had my friend asking how im straight #idk man #you know im only gay on the full moon #i just like drawing her and the idiot child #countryhumans #countryhumans ussr #countryhumans soviet union #countryhumans russia

[nychthemeron-rants]

I am so close to making a Hazbin AU where Angel is Niffty's dad because making this post and THIS vvvv

Fucking image made the idea go from "huh, funny coincidence" to full on brainrot.

#Angel is Niffty's dad now #im sorry for already going off the deep end #but its happened #I know it has zero canonical backing besides the speculated birth/death dates of these two #but it would be cute #and kinda sad #but cute! #Angel Husk Niffty and fat nuggets forming a little family unit #eventually getting redeemed and getting to meet aunt Molly #for angst you could have Alastor using this to manipulate Angel similarly to how he fucked with Lucifer #except Alastor actually has been more present for Niffty than Angel #and the fucked up extra edge of him owning Niffty's soul #not to mention that Angel 100% has no fucking clue he ever had a kid #like he's gay #and died in the 1940's #sure he's slept with women a few times for various reasons #but that was rare since again he's got no interest in women #so the chance of him having an illegitimate child was never even a thought #besides sex education in the '30's and '40's wasn’t exactly stellar #finding out he's a dad would be a complete shock and probably cause him a whole breakdown #meanwhile Niffty would either not care or just be excited to finally meet her dad #hazbin angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel niffty

[palukoo]

"Let me ensure your future, and you ensure mine." The Great Lie (1941)

(full image under the cut)

#my post #my art #the great lie #old hollywood #bette davis #mary astor #fellas is it gay to have a child together. is it gay to hate each other but temporarily come together in grief? #is it gay to compare a woman's treatment of her husband to said woman's treatment of you and then say you love to do things you shouldnt #idk i have a bunch of like art pages in this style that i have thought about posting but kinda wanna release as like a digital zine #i just don't know how best to do that yet. but anyways heres this.

[katebeckets]

if tumblr has taught me anything it's that i have had very gay taste my entire life

#lowkey i don't even know how i identify (probably ace) #but like. it's so funny to me how many people just assume i'm gay #based on my taste #i mean... it's so fair #honestly it's the fact that i've been seeing carla gugino on my dash #making me think about me as a child LOL

[organized-chaotic-disaster]

SCREAMING I was rewatching “What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 2021” and my very straight, conservative Christian father, in the other room, sees a minute of it or something and goes “let me guess, they’re gay?”

I go “what??”

And he says “they’re both gay right?”

AND I’M JUST LIKE. YEA ACTUALLY HOW DID YOU KNOW???? AND HE SAYS HIS GAYDAR WENT OFF????

THEY WEREN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT GAY SHIT HOW DID HE KNOW????

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #dnp #FR THO THE FACT THAT THEY WEREN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT GAY SHIT IS WHAT GETS ME #IT WAS THE PART WHERE THEY TEXTED EACH OTHER ‘YON’ ‘POTE’ AT 4:32AM #like I have NO idea how my conservative Christian father could have possibly looked at that and thought ‘they’re gay’ #also he can look at that and know they’re gay and yet doesn’t realize his own child is a giant queer?? smh my head

[bumblingbabooshka]

I know most people like Tuvok as a Vulcan Everyman but we have considered the alternatives??

#Tuvok #idk what this is #like how to tag it #st voyager #He is NOT unloved......in fact he gives me strict parents who simultaneously kind of spoiled him vibes #canonically an only child as well ?? absolutely #forever thinking of Tuvok's dad disowning him - his dad specifically not 'my parents' #I wonder if Tuvok (emotional at the time since he willfully wasn't practicing logic) cried for him #st voy #Tuvok: (age five) Can I play outside father? #Tuvok's Dad: (typing up his marriage profile) No. You're low on extracurriculars. I'm sending you to the temple. #Tuvok STAYS at that gd temple man HEHEHEH #age five age fifteen age 35 he is AT that temple #OH I don't think Tuvok is rich - certainly noooowhere near Spock's level (Spock is 'a legend') #he is the Average Vulcan in that he's the most strictly Vulcany Vulcan of the main 3 we know <3 #and in that way he IS the everyman~! or the closest to it #also I love T'Pel so much in such an earnest way disproportionate to her presence in the narrative #BUT she is also like HEHEHE she's the ONE thing keeping Tuvok as a character from being so clearly gay to me she's putting in the WORK #He loves her SO much <3 and I do TOO

[yannfredericks]

it’s been brought to my attention that maybe it’s not common knowledge that in many of the hpcc casts yolly (yann fredericks + polly chapman) are considered canon so I’m here to fix that

they’re everything to me and if I ever stop posting about them I’ve died

#longtime followers will know how long and obnoxiously I campaigned for this 😭😭😭 #worth it for canon yolly!!!!!!! #I am using canon somewhat loosely bc it depends on the cast and the actors but I will also see yolly and if I can’t see it I’ll create it #but for a solid two years at least they were holding hands onstage every night in London #and probably longer in germany tbh #yann and polly #yann fredericks #polly chapman #hpcc #cursed child #harry potter and the cursed child #hp next gen #ccsquad #yolly #also THEYRE BOTH BI #MANY CASTS AGREE ON TAHT TOO #best part about canon bi yolly is that they defy gender #no matter who is playing the characters they hold hands #the day I saw lesbian yolly holding hands for the first time I fully ascended #and gay yolly too that was such a treat #I choose to believe this was my influence bc it lowkey was sorry!!!! at least in the beginning #there’s more btw I just can’t find it bc my photo albums are deeply unorganised #looking at the fucking. CRUMBS!!! of yolly content I have saved from 2018 compared to now though is wild in the very best way 🥹

[abimee]

ruyan and haurchefants third child. they keep accidently having children that look waaay more elezen than au ra and they dont know why

#i dont really have much laid out for her yet other than she had a totally normal childhood shes just bipolar #and also despite being the youngest i think she could become the new lord to house fortemps #since in my ruyan canon sicard/emm and artoriel are both living gay with no kids lifestyles so the house name goes to ruyans kids #rayon defos wouldnt wanna take over and hildegarde is first in line but i dont know how he'd like being lord #but the third child would take it up with ease. get comically creepy portraits done of her to hang up in the darkest lit hallway

[twodimentionalgenie16]

intro (a really bad one but this took days for me to complete so

#introduction #yarsh autism #autism #stickers stickers stickersssss hehehe #transgender #gay #lgbtq+ #art #the design isnt mine but my body doesnt know how to process transition goals. #transition goals #x3 #if i were to actually do voice training i’d probably just sound like femtanyl #🇪🇷 #🇮🇹 #that is not a good mix i am a child of colonization #only reason why it says 17-20 is cause thats probably how long imma leech off this one.

[i-forgot-the-punchline]

The only true reason Louis and Lestat weren't a couple in Interview With The Vampire (1994) is because Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt both radiated bottom energy in this essay I will-

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #interview with the vampire 1994 #anne rice #loustat #toxic gay relationship #the only kind lestat knows how to be in #he was a bratty bottom and we all know it #saw louis in that bar and thought he was a top #no sweetie he's just a depressed bottom #pillow princess #they tried having sex and it led into another argument #argue w the wall #claudia was the only one w top energy and she WAS STUCK AS A CHILD

[prolibytherium]

Absolutely death gripped clenched trying not to comment on reductive posts on ancient greek homosexual relationships

#It is neither wholly '0mg two gay guys in love!!' and 'I am humiliating and debasing a lower man by making a woman out of him' #There's heavy elements of that in how they conceptualized penetrator vs penetrated but the erastes (lover/protector) and eromenos (beloved) #relationship was significantly more complex than that #Like it is conceptualized as sort of a mentor/mentee relationship and a positive element for an adolescent's development #It was the subject of romantic plays and you get things like people in antiquity in heated debates over who is the #erastes and who is the eromenos between Achilles and Patroclus (to better depict them in plays) #The bottom line is more 'the socially accepted m/m relationships were (what we would now consider) an adult and a child #(or young man) with the age difference being a fundamental element to the dynamic.' #And more broadly being penetrated in sex assigned a 'lower' or 'womanly' role and it would not be conventionally accepted #for an older/more socially powerful man to recieve penetration (which certainly DID happen though) #So absolutely a moment in the history of male homosexuality and not something to just go 'ew ew bad evil ewwie' about but also #not something you want to project modern conceptions of LGBT identity upon #Also we know relatively little about relationships between women in ancient Greece due to lack of sources due to being a #highly patriarchal culture but we can't actually know that they did not involve similar power dynamic #Certainly not to the same extent or in such a well socially defined way (bc they conceptualize sex almost entirely through a lens of #penetration) but I think you should be treating relations between ancient Greek women with the same degree of #historical distance from our lives and identities today. #Ok death grip failed I just typed an entire rant. Fiuck it

[switchcase]

I was talking to my therapist the other day about gender stuff and homophobia/transphobia because I'm intersex and trans, had gender based abuse, etc and T was asking how if affected me and it was so funny realizing that I just. Autismed my way out of internalizing gender stuff. Child so literal they don't absorb the gender lessons.

#Like...I was taught about genitalia and stuff at an early age and the whole 'they fit together like puzzles' #and the intent was obviously to teach that girl = submission and pain and boy = dominance and perpetration (esp w how the boys were treated) #But instead my brain was just like 'thing goes in the hole :)' and I never had an issue with conceptualizing gay sex because #Everyone Has Hole #CSA in tags #World's most literal child cannot comprehend gender and sex essentialism. Only understood Shapes #.log #I did also just not understand what boy and girl Were #Which was probably not helped by people not knowing what gender I was as a kid so I just assumed boy vs girl was fully arbitrary #since people changed their mind a lot on my gender

[brainrotdotorg]

i finally got a money order for my new passport, scheduled my appointment for tomorrow, got my auto insurance printed, and set out vinegar and dish soap gnat traps to finally kill those thangs. literally so adultcore of me. everyone clap

#fr that i am glad i at least got out of the apartment ive been a real homebody for awhile #i ran into a guy from my old creative writing class with his girlfriend that i thought. wasnt real #but no she was really gorgeous and hes just some guy. kind of hilarious seeing couples like that #anyway also got drinks for my gay little minifridge #oh and finally got paid for a comm hooray!! #and i took out the trash #AND im getting some packages today #wow today is so eventful. so much going on #<- doesnt even mean that sarcastically this is way more than i do on an average day #these are all really little. stupid things. but my life used to be so stagnant #maybe it was because i was a child but. all of these things would have scared me to do on my own #if i keep talking im going to get sappy about how i thought i would never get here. like #never live past 18 and never do stuff like this just. normal stuff. #there was a point in my life where the thought of printing important documents made me physically ill #and running into people i know outside? HAH #no way to navigate those social interactions except stare at my feet #idk what changed. i guess i just grew #and im still growing. heart emoji #if i can do these things while im 20 imagine what i can do when im 30 and 40 and 50 etc etc #i can do things on my own. i dont have to grin and bear it. i can put out the gnat traps and kill the gnats #yanno. anyway!

[philsmeatylegss]

*Types into search bar*

“How to still be an active fan of a creator when previously being an obsessive fan for most of your teens because they were one of the few good things keeping you from killing yourself in middle school so now trying to become a more casual fan feels like a betrayal and I cannot get into new fandoms because the high I got in middle school from the extreme emotion switch cannot be replicated both because I’m literally twenty and I’m far from suicidal so now and I love these creators with my whole heart and still engage with all of their new content but I want to move on while also still being a fan but I just can’t?”

#this is about dan and phil lol #literally my pfp and url is inspired from them and my identity partly is them #they were my first healthy adult relationship I saw as a child so it feels fucking hard to turn away #and I just can’t get into any new content because it’s not the same #also I’m really picky in who I like to read fanfic about and most fandoms don’t fit that criteria but that’s irrelevant at this time #idk #the phandom is dying because we’re all getting older and have learned how to be healthy about an interest #and it hurts to watch it happen to yourself #idk I can always fall back on it when they upload new content #that’s actually what I do #I still get that same high when they upload #but it fizzles out after a few hours #WHICH IS HEALTHY #but I’ve spent so long obsessing over it that this casual treatment feels like betrayal #I feel like I can’t be the only one going through this though #hmu to create a support group for people who were rabidly obsessed with dnp in their early teenage years accompanied with severe mental #illness and are now getting older and healthier so you don’t get that same obsession but you’re still a fan but you can’t join any new #fandoms and so on #also if you just happen to know of a fandom stanning something that includes a real carnon gay relationship where both parties are gay and #the fics fucking slap please lmk #I mean ig it can be fictional but I just have a thing with them not being fully gay irl #I’m not gonna start because I don’t want to be cancelled #so many people have gone through this phase of going rabid to normal why did no one warn me #rae’s rambles #dan and phil