#claudia was the only one w top energy and she WAS STUCK AS A CHILD

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The only true reason Louis and Lestat weren't a couple in Interview With The Vampire (1994) is because Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt both radiated bottom energy in this essay I will-

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #interview with the vampire 1994 #anne rice #loustat #toxic gay relationship #the only kind lestat knows how to be in #he was a bratty bottom and we all know it #saw louis in that bar and thought he was a top #no sweetie he's just a depressed bottom #pillow princess #they tried having sex and it led into another argument #argue w the wall #claudia was the only one w top energy and she WAS STUCK AS A CHILD