#how tf did she do it.

[zempumpkin]

I still can't get over the fact that this guy

THIS MAN RIGHT HERE

Got caught.

Like, he's literally an assassin how tf did Sarah catch this guy??? Like I need to see HOW cuz my brain won't let me sleep in peace until they show it

#captain laserhawk #bullfrog #captain laserhawk bullfrog #sarah fisher #how tf did she do it. #i dont get it

[yuviur]

Shot by Carol, on one fateful Saturday morning

#the bumper sticker made me cringe so hard but ya'll can't tell me he doesn't have it smh #darryl is so stiff in photos.. you just know he has no idea what to do with his hands #also Carol originally wanted to take a pic of Grant but you know he really hates it... she couldn't convince him to come out of the car #not me spending hours on the Honda website staring at pictures of Honda Odyssey 2018 model from every possible angle #and one last thing - how tf did carol let darryl get away with buying a $40k 7 seat car when they're a family of 3?? Only Matt knows I gues #aaaand if you read all this already - can you spot the Charleston Chew? >:3 #darryl wilson #grant wilson #even though it's mostly his shoes lol #my art #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dnddaddies #dndads s1

[p4nishers]

crowley is so real bc i also have a small waist and am genderfluid and obsessed with aziraphale and value my freedom too much and also sometimes yell at god when im upset

#its slightly concerning how alike we are like i actually catch myself growling in frustration like he does and im like??? when did i start #doing that tf?? #she's so fucking real bc i also like kids and ducks and i pretend to be grumpy but deep down im soft and just want to be held #good omens #good omens s2 #crowley #azicrow

[enobariasteeth]

"ALICENTS A WHORE!!! SHE SEDUCED VISERYS!!!"

Meanwhile Alicent-

#otto and viserys when i catch you... #STABBING U WITH KNIVES BTW #my baby #shes such a complex and interesting character #shes also my blorbo #she was 15 btw!!! #how tf can a 15 yr old seduce a 40+ yr old man who is her best friends father!!! #AND she was forced to do it by her own father!!! #men on twt are arguing that she was never r*ped because she and viserys were married btw #so thats the argument on HOTD twt today #men shouldnt be allowed to even perceive alicent hightower #alicent hightower #house of the dragon #hotd #number 1 alicent warrior #right alongside olivia cooke #also yall make it seem like viserys was totally helpless to this temptress forcing him to marry her #like did u watch the show???

[roxalicious]

thinking about marcille treating falin like a kid even tho thats a woman in her 20s and like... elven tendencies to treat everyone from short-lived races as children aside, marcille probably just has no idea how she's supposed to treat anyone.

elven age of maturity is 80, and if we keep in mind tallmen's is 16, that means 80 is probably still on the younger side for our modern standards. marcille is 50 so to elves she'd be like 10, but obviously she's an adult so she mustve aged impossibly fast (at a human rate from ages 41 to 50, since it sounds like she grew alongside falin?), and has no way of figuring out how old she is compared to anyone else, even though she grew up surrounded by people from short-lived races (which would probably give a regular elf at least a general idea)

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #her mother did tell her she lives life at a different pace from everyone else #*everyone* else #this isnt even simple long-lived species superiority she just genuinely has no idea how tf she's supposed to work #she became an adult recently and her growth rate has probably finally stabilized #so she has only just now reached a position in which she can learn how to relate to people from other races in that sense #tho there's also that bit about senshi at 13 being old enough to do stuff in the mines so i have no idea at what rate long-lived species #actually age #maybe a regular 50 year old elf is basically an adult by anyone's standards but elven society's

[effervescentleaf]

[ID: a black and white ink painting of Zelda from Skyward Sword. she is wearing the white dress and clutching the goddess harp to her chest, with her head turned to the side and her eyes closed. End ID.]

trying to make more art that looks a little bit shit bc i'm sure someone will find it beautiful <3 (as a treat you can get the sketches)

[ID: three loose sketches of the above painting. the first is done with pencil in the corner of a page. the second is in pink and blue pen, and the third is done with ink. End ID.]

#effervescent art #i kinda prefer the practise ink thing i did last night but the sketch was so nasty #the pen one is my fav #peep in the corner you can see apple jack & rainbow dash's legs #eugh all i want to do it nitpick i need to stop doing that in the tags of all my art posts #skyward sword #sksw zelda #sksw fanart #skyward sword fanart #ss zelda #indian ink #i dont think its even indian ink #traditional art #ink drawing #art #artists on tumblr #i don't hate this at all btw #augh the paper was so warped twas so hard to get a good photo #oh god ignore that she has three joints on her right arm #how tf did that happen #loz #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #zelda

[seariii]

i know everyone is really mad at kotoko, but i’ve been thinking a bit about why she ended up like this

I have a friend who has a really similar mindset to kotoko, so i'm kinda familiarized with how it works. as i've said before, she really sees everything in black and white, and while she originally said she would forgive those who did the same as her (basically amane, and fuuta to some extent), after her t1 inno verdict, her ideals got reinforced, well, more like radicalized and pushed them a step further, losing her original self/mindset in the process

every time i talk to this friend about kotoko, they really do see themselves in kotoko, and with everything currently going on (and them going to therapy and trying to be a better person, and just getting bad looks from others when they talk) has made them notice how some stuff isn't that good or how it's frowned upon. my friend has a black and white sense of justice, and when i told them about how kotoko would’ve harm amane, they went “it's good to know she wouldn't spare the child” (i know, messed up). their context to that is, we all know how children can be some of the most horrible people in earth, innocence can be seen as beautiful, but it can also be terrifying. their argument is that when children commit a crime, they're not trial respectively to what they committed, a child who killed someone doesn't get the same repercussions as an adult who killed someone. 

having said that, that mindset comes from a place of black and white morals, of difficulties during childhood, of seeing how people arent brought to justice and of how one suffers so much but no one cares. this friend struggles with empathy and struggles to understand others in general. the main difference they have with kotoko is that they try, that they were put in situations where they had to face reality and other people 

i believe kotoko must’ve went through something that in the end pushed her to this belief system. “it doesnt excuse what she did” i know, but i still think if she have had someone to guide her towards the right path, someone who she actually connected with and showed her why her actions and beliefs were harmful, this wouldn't have ended like this… 

now here, im not asking people to forgive her, i actually think that a guilty verdict this trial would be really good for her and hopefully would force her to face reality in some way

#as i was writing this said friend texted me with a problem about how they messed up in a friend gathering but they dont know what they did #they were stressing tf out about it and i tried my best to explain and break down their feelings #said friend reminds me of kotoko and muu… kinda funny kotoko is my favorite and muu is my most hated one #i can completely see why people dont like her but i still do... its such a tragic story about someone who never let anyone in and #went down a dark path that just brought more tragedy to them and the people around her. even when what she was looking was salvation for th #rest. even when she knew she could be condemned by her actions #milgram #kotoko yuzuriha #heh im back on my shit i can think about kotoko again i just needed content #also said friend gave me their permission to post this thanks friendo <3 #seari writes

[mochapanda]

no matter how hard i try, i can't smile from the bottom of my heart

#project sekai #asahina mafuyu #pjsekai #pjsk #prsk #im a short hair mafuyu truther #but anyways was digging through my old art notes and had this song listed for ena and mizuki and i was like. why tf did i do that lol #its literally a mafuyu song like she needs this. #myart #eyestrain #just in case my eyes are desensitized to this by now i cant tell how bad it is

[idkaguyorsomething]

btw in the books they casually drop that harriet motherfucking tubman was a daughter of hermes who travelled to and escaped from the underworld, which is stated to put her on the same level of heroism as heracles and orpheus. if you even care.

#rick riordan please i need to know more lore about this #how tf would she have learned about her heritage since camp halfblood clearly wasn’t an option #what was her quest and when #did this have anything to do with the time she casually wished for a guy to die and it worked #where does the future vision factor into all this #RICK PLEASE I NEED ANSWERS #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #riordanverse #harriet tubman #hermes pjo

[juricore]

i do feel bad for only blogging about rei and kaoru when there is a cast of at least a dozen lesbians on that show with soooooo much wrong with them but im sorry ok. im sorry. but i know who i am and the "oh so you know verlaine? i guess you're not so uncultured after all" line would've worked on me

#i was going through my tag like how have i not mentioned mariko ONCE. i did post abt fukiko though so its not just the masc girls #i do need to unpack mariko's episodes btw ANOTHER case of can that grown man stay tf away from her!!!!!!!! she's 16 and SAD.

[dimitrscu]

imagine being a fan of godrick and calling malenia a one limbed freak

#where tf have all these fans of his come from?? #just had one leave a detailed comment on one of my clips about how they want to rip her head off for what she did to him #like first of all why are you saying this to someone who clearly loves her? #and why do they like to act like she picked on him for no reason when it’s literally stated that he ran his mouth #and that’s why she beat his ass #i love how the game can outright tell you something and the fans will still be like ‘nah i don’t believe that’ #elden ring fans continue to be the most annoying mf out there i swear

[poorlittleyaoyao]

I still think CQL yanli was robbed of her novel inner monologue where she doesn't know what to say to WWX because she can't honestly say she forgives him and that she hates and blames him for Zixuan's death and then immediately gives her life for his anyway

AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

One of CQL's cardinal sins is never letting WWX be wrong about anything ever, and this INCLUDES shijie being justifiably unwilling to forgive him for getting her husband killed!

#still do wonder how tf she even got to Nightless City tho #Qishan is on the other side of the country it is IN THE MOUNTAINS while Lanling is on the coast HOW DID SHE GET THERE #(I still maintain that JYL didn't need to die for the plot to happen and it would've been more interesting if she hadn't) #(shijie plz why are you leaving your infant to teleport across the country to a battlefield)

[tradingjackbs]

Attempted to do a photoshoot for the one and only cosplay I'll probably ever do and. These are the only pictures I got that matter

#there were a lot of blurrier ones that were completely incomprehensible lmao #i did also get some decent serious ones but. idk if i'll post them/might save them for halloween or something. we'll see #i dont like taking pics of myself and i dont like sharing my face on the internet. it just so happens this particular character has bangs #and also sunglasses so it works out #nicholas d wolfwood #cosplay #trigun #rosie posting #cats of tumblr #i love my girl so so much. but lord she love gettin all in my business when im tryna do shit ykwim #taking pictures or drawing or whatever tf. it dont matter. she must be in the way <3 #i went to put my clothes away and like. sure it's a relatively cheap suit but it still cost a good amount #and this goddamn cat is swiping and pouncing on my clothes as im tryna put em away like 😭😭😭😭 GIRL #anyway pretend ww has uhh curly hair. and literally no jawline. and also a normal/fat waist. and a thick ass neck jesus lordt #that's what my ww looks like <3 sowwy that's just how im built lmao #oh and the wrong nose. i have the wrong nose for every anime character 😔 #bitch ass half white half pinoy got me out here lookin like a gotdamned Freak lol <3 #the absurd amount of cookies in the past week probs hasnt been helping #i live alone and shit's hard yo 😭😭 #this also means i took all my goddamn photos myself and thus. the excessive cat bombing <3

[wizard-laundry]

aunt tenna....

apologies if she is not 100% accurate...

regardless... is she taking babygirl applications? I've been looking for some work...

#did this in 5 minutes and I now realize she has a cigar and not a FAT ROACH #oopsie lol #also how tf do you suggest eyebrows with a TV?? #tvlandofficial #tenna

[im-no-jedi]

I am absolutely obsessed with this little moment here.

Phee has just openly stated how much Omega deserves friends her own age who aren’t any of her family members. and Tech rebuts that they “never had such a thing”. which Phee sarcastically throws back in his face.

up until now, Hunter has been very open about how he wants Omega to have a normal life, away from war. he’s proud of her abilities in combat, but he still wishes she could just be a kid. he’s so set on this that the thought of a “future” for him solely revolves around his little sister getting to grow up in a way he never got to experience.

now, while I’m sure the others agree with him, none of them have been as adamant about it as Hunter has. at any given moment, Hunter will state this desire, or at least give some indication that it’s on his mind. it’s literally all he wants in life.

however. I don’t think the thought of Omega having friends outside of the family ever actually crossed Hunter’s mind. Omega is super friendly and has already made several friends by this point (Cut’s kids, Trace and Rafa, Hera, Gungi, Riyo, Benni, even Phee herself). I don’t think he ever thought she needed that though. after all, she has the rest of the family! they’ll always be there for her; they are her friends!

but I think Tech’s words here are what affect him the most. “we never had such a thing.” dang. he’s right. they didn’t have any other friends outside of each other. and judging by Phee’s reaction, that’s apparently a problem.

so now we have yet another thing that Hunter wants to give Omega that he doesn’t know how to give her. and he barely has time to even process this before that message from Cid comes in.

no wonder he was so happy to see Omega instantly bond with Lyana once they got to Pabu 🥺

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 2 #sergeant hunter #hunter tbb #tbb hunter #anyway I continue to relate to him more than I wish I did sometimes #just wanting to give your younger siblings the things you never had yourself #but you have no idea how tf to do it #look how freaking DEFEATED he looks #he knows he can't give her what she needs #he's known it the whole time #he even openly voiced it on Kashyyyk #he's at his dadgum wits end by this point #literally no idea where they're supposed to go or what to do #I swear if Phee hadn't brought them to Pabu he would've actually broken #it's gonna happen at some point MARK MY WORDS #something is going to break this man fr #and I guarantee it's going to involve something happening to Omega #sorry got too real in the tags again hahaha #my dark and broody bandana man #star warz #tbb spoilers

[dr111ft]

Me finding out devin grayson changed her first AND last names to match dick grayson's and was hired by DC just bc she sent a shitass fanfiction in:

#I don't even #what. #do they really just let anyone in at DC bc if so maybe I should intervene #like genuinely considering all this info she looks like a psychopath how tf did they see green flags #jennifer eisenman when I catch you... #txt #dc comics #nightwing