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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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!! BIRTHDAY / MILESTONE RAFFLE !! ♥ ♥ ♥ Been inkling to do something my birthday month the day was actually yesterday & way back XYZ followers milestone what's gone due for confetti I WANNA ART ♡ I WANNA FULL ILLUST ♡ ART FOR YOU ♡ ♥ RULES TO ENTER ♥ ♡ (be) Following me (new welcome!) ♡ Reblog this post MARCH 1ST will randomly select & message one winner from the reblogs (match up w the blog you following from or leave a lil note about it in the replies if mismatched: o) & from there winner gets one full illustration from me !!

Full illust can be anything* !! the main examples you'll see on my blog been primarily horses but other kindsa OCs / such welcome <3 * "anything's" main limits are my typical commissions rules: single-character, personal use only, no NSFW — and a couple additional notes for the context of a more laid-back raffle vs. paid work re:reference/design:: ♡ If you comm me before ya might be used to reviewing outfits detail-by-detail — looking for this to prioritize the overall composition flow / vibes in a lil more freeform instead of a straight-on design reference-view like the flat bg comms ♡ Still happy to create unique looks !! and the illust might wind up highlighting the drip all the same, but a new design just won't be the prime Function of it yknow? ♡ v flexible on references / inspo on hand or not tho all in all <3

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i might be a little fixated on the dealer from buckshot roulette idk though

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Don't quote me, but I swear the odds of getting the same item consecutively on DoN is about 0.02%. And YET.

You can't change my mind. The handcuffs are in 5th place.

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buckshot roulette except when the Dealer shoots you instead of getting hurt your bonkhonagahoogs are blasted clean off. if this doesnt show up in the tag again im gonna lost it

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Idk Dealer ( Buckshot roulette )

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Can I have a smutty dictionary? Or a list of smutty words?

Sure! Now, this is definitely incomplete; these are the ones I use most often. If you have any to add, please do!

“The Smut Writer’s Dictionary”

Arousal/Anticipation

hot

warm

burn

ache

heat

swell

red/pink flush

roil

dizzy

foggy

rush of [heat, for example]

heavy

heady

intoxicating

thick [air/atmosphere]

thrum

ignite

desire

pulse quickened

tempt

tantalizing

throb

excite

prickle

tingle

turn on

What People Look Like

disheveled

blissed out

eyes glazed over

eyes rolled back in head

flushed

sweaty

glistening

mouth open

eyes closed

General Movement

clutch

crawl

slap

swat

smack

nuzzle

fidget

squirm

fast

slow

lift

fold

embrace

melt into/against

bend

shove

wiggle

wriggle

tuck

glide

clenching/unclenching

General Touching

caress

graze

brush

stimulate

flick

massage

skim

drag

shiver

goosebumps

flutter

grope

fondle

pet

pleasure [as in: pleasured himself]

nudge

stroke

feather-light

tease

probe

wander

knead

capture

grip

Kissing/Rimming

suck

bite 

nibble

lick

slide

wet

flick tongue at/against

bite

bury [his face] in

ravish

dip [tongue into]

weave lips together

capture [his] lips

press a kiss against

drop a kiss to [body part]

Noises

grunt

growl

moan

groan

sigh

breath hitching

gasp

sharp intake of breath

exhale

cry

keen

whimper

whine

hoarse

ragged

garbled

strangled

croak

shout

Verbs for Speaking

breathe

whisper

sigh

gasp

groan

moan

grunt

growl

order

snap

spat

cry

murmur

mumble

beg

whimper

whine

croak

Preparation

finger

open [himself] up

work [himself] open

pump [fingers/toy] in and out

spread

shove

slick/slicken

lubed [himself] up

Blow Job

lick

suck

envelop

wet

mouth at [something]

slobber

dripping

flick tongue at/against

blow

drool

Hand Job/Masturbation

pump

twist

squeeze

rub

fondle

cup

stroke

palm

tap

grip

Dry Humping

grind

rub

rock

hump

roll hips together/against

Fucking

push in

press in/against

slide in

breach

pop in

bury [himself] in/into/inside

in to the hilt

penetrate

sink down on

split open

tight

fill

roll

thrust

drive

pound

rock

bounce

buck

slam

meld

frantic

fuse

pace [fast or slow, for example]

clench

grind

Orgasm/Words for Feeling Pleasure

come/cum

climax

peak

topple over

fall over

tumble over

let go

spill

contract

convulse

writhe

quiver

shiver

shudder

shoot

tremble

ejaculate

pulse

pulsate

twitch

arch [his back]

blissed out

spasm

burst

reeling

throb

tremor

ecstasy

swallow

shockwaves

release

spurt

jerk

Taste

tangy

sweet

bitter

salty

Smell

musky

heady

intoxicating

tangy

sweet

Cooldown/Cleanup

sticky

sweaty

glistening

chest heaving

wipe

dab

wash

spent

soften

flagged [as in: his cock flagged]

fulfilled

satisfied

left reeling

cuddle

snuggle

plaster [as in: plastered themselves together OR plastered to each other’s side]

flop around

boneless

limp

Words to Describe Cock

cock

dick

shaft

tip

ridge

hard

firm

glisten

thick

length

red

flushed

engorged

throbbing

quivering

twitching

Words to Describe Feelings/Touches/Movements/Sensations

gentle

soft

rough

hard

fervid 

feverish

fervor

passionate

vulnerable

exposed

sensual

silky

fleeting

prickle

tingle

tender

warm

electric

spark

Misc. Smutty Words and Phrases

with abandon

need

want

overcome

erupt in [goosebumps, for example]

pliant

viscous

erotic

long for

yearn

yield

urge

bloom [as in: color bloomed across his cheeks]

intimate

relax

vigorous

thrill

#helpful

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Me and graviticmelody spent literally all day yesterday discussing a fal.lout:nv verse for her vau.ltdweller siebren so OF COURSE i wanted to make a verse for sigma so that i can match..... so here's Big MT/lobotomite sigma 😋

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I am sorry bestie

*yoda voice* nearing my fucking limit, i am

heehoo hee hoo

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as promised, here's the WIP for the Scuba Sigma Emperor redesign... i'm making him an alien and a whore :p

i'm also gonna take design elements from the flying dutchman skin..: as well as treasure planet... bc the idea of a space pirate king is just too good to pass up

#siebren de kuiper #sigma overwatch #overwatch sigma #bestie I am so sorry I apparently thought I reposted and didn’t aaaa

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Gaze into the infinite universe

doing 4 emperor sigma redesigns based off the scuba, maestro, subject sigma, and talon skins... rn i'm doing scuba sigma and his gaze haunts me. he knows my sins

#overwatch sigma #sigma overwatch #siebren de kuiper #overwatch

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Eeeee

Hey uhh, so I'm kinda proud of this one? It took me around 7 to 8 hours to complete this, yeah...

So I love sigma, I love this lovely old grandpa he deserves all the love and happiness in this world, plz don't make him suffer anymore :'^)

He is the second reason I keep coming back to overwatch 😔🥺

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I’m currently working on a larger, more serious (I know that’s hard to believe) project for Sigma. It will be an animated motion comic - similar to the Overwatch Origin Stories, just without the voice acting.

My goal is to break hearts.

(Panels 1, 11, 12, 13)

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Wonderful work! I cannot wait for more chapters if you make anymore

gavotte pour deux, dolce

Fandom: Overwatch 2 [here we go again]

Relationship: Maestro Siebren de Kuiper/Adult Student GN Reader

Rating: Mature, suggestive themes

Summary: "So, you're taking piano lessons with Maestro de Kuiper, huh? Heard he's tough." (Tiny suggestive/teasing/crushing snippets of the imagination with the Maestro.)

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[LONG SERIES OF FERAL NOISES]

I NEED MORE MAESTRO SIGMA CONTENT AAARRRGHAHRGAHGHGHGHARHRGGHGHG

So while I'm procrastinating 5 other Sigma/Reader fics/chapters, here's a spontaneous spitballing of fantasies for what is definitely, objectively, the hottest Sigma skin.

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#fics #eeeee maestro sig maestro sig

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I got a notification and my brain went haywire

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This is our server in a nutshell

thank you for making this @pearsaregrossfightme im dehydrated

#SESB #overwatch #silly

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Same with me and @dragon-in-a-cardboard-box ! We are have been bouncing ideas off each other and I have loved the ship of these two old men for a while

Also love your work! Thank you for bringing content for these old men!

It’s a daily thing

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