#how did i fuck that so badly 😭

[sarcasmchandlerbing]

Some Leafs players collages

#fuck i can't do any other collages/players/teams anymore cos the app i did the thing was taking too much storage/space on my phone 😭🤬😟 #toronto maple leafs #tml #maple leafs #leafs #nhl #collages #mitch marner #matthew knies #auston matthews #tyler bertuzzi #ryan reaves #william nylander #nicholas robertson #john tavares #nick robertson #mitchell marner #my edit #sarcasmchandlerbing #hockey #ice hockey #sports #tried to do mark giordano and timothy liljegren also but then phone/gallery was starting to act up too much and then i had no choice but to #delete the app or whatever. it was fun making these while it lasted 😭 wanted to make much more of these but whatever! no fun for me then! #idc if people ignore these because yes i know these are not very... how would you say... professional? awesome? cool? these are easy to make #not so greatly done and i just use others photos (from google duh - but they are some others photos) - but i want to make badly made things #okay idk what am i saying anymore but if anyone is reading this (no they're not!) have a very nice day! 😊 #hockey players #nhl players

[chewysgummies]

Still remember how people on mixels discord server mentioned how either major nixel or king nixel would be the sexy man or something. I also thought that maybe flain would be one too considering the fact that I think he's often the most shipped character with OCs or something and how I used to have a crush on him as a child.

#chewys notes #mixels #idk what im saying #But fr #when i was in elementary #i used to participate in this chocolate funding and made some money out of it #when we were taken to the book fair i immediately had my eyes locked on the mixels activity book because holy shit #Didn't help the fact that flain was on the cover art so i HAD to get it for him #in other words #little me simp for him this badly to the pint where i literally took out the money from the chocolate funding pounch #and use it to pay for the book JUST for flain😭 #At least i got that cool ass nixels Lego #though i lost it #Off topic but i did felt a bit strange when i suddenly got the attention of my classmates when i got the book #they didn't know what mixels were so their attention were caught onto my book and ask me if they can see it #fuck now im starting to recall how i literally got on the computer and went on the mixels website just to see flain in 3rd grade #That is until this one boy noticed me playing on the website and immediately start to butt in #At that point i was basically kicked out of my own computer time since the group of kids got onto the computer to play on the website #god damn

[apollos-boyfriend]

it’s one of the most brutal scenes but also mayu’s death is so fucking funny. imagine your cringefail friends fucked up pleasing a bunch of kindergartners so bad that you get hurled at the nearest wall at mach 20 speeds. like congrats little buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

#icarus speaks #<- is watching a playthrough of the og #like it’s gruesome but it’s SO funny #the unidentifiable squishing sound effects they use for it #the fact that they fucked up SO badly #like. how in the world did you think that was gonna work. #yoshiki straight up calls bullshit on it #i can’t blame the kids for acting like that bitch i would too 😭

[roseofcards90]

Okay I don’t have the screenshot where Illya mentions Kiritsugu’s name but like I’m trying to piece this together so like is that why Illya hates Shirou’s dad and by extension Shirou? Because he betrayed her family from the previous war by having Saber destroy the holy grail?

#I wonder then if the onii-chan is just her being spiteful because she hated this guy for betraying her family #so she’s taking it out on Shirou but I’m still puzzled by the “teach you how wonderful your life was up until now” #like did Kiritsugu damage her family’s reputation that badly? That she saw Kiritsugu’s adopted son and was like fuck this guy lmao #hmmmm #Illya tho definitely has the grail at least with her??? maybe it’s inside of her idk but they said it was inside a vessel so 😭 #Rose reads Fate Stay Night

[jorvikzelda]

im SOOOOO grateful my dnd party isn’t bigger actually wtf .

#the struggle when 1 of you works office hours and the other 3 work SO irregularly #planning was getting so messy we had to make an excel sheet for who’s available when 😭 #by we I mean I. I made an excel sheet. It was fun though. I willingly did it. #see also our planning session. i was thinking character creation would be quick. no. we spent 6 hours. #i was like. it’s only 3 ppl it’s FINE #but turns out when you have to be looking up rules for spells and shit as you go + the players don’t know how to roll for their stats it uh. #Gets a lot messier and more complicated. #Rolling for stats is SO bad to explain. Have you ever tried to explain that to a complete beginner? Don’t. Use the stat block. #Also i did the thing where if their modifiers totaled to less than +2 they get to re roll #nd that meant A LOT of math and A LOT OF REROLLING #also I made them reroll if they were TOO op (one player rolled like 3 15s and a 14…) which also happened unbelievably many times #one of them kept rolling so badly and I was like ok let me roll. and her first stat i rolled fucking 5… #(total modifier sum was like. negative so we scratched that lmfao) #I might change the way I work w stats next character creation session bc it felt like a veeeery flawed way to go about things #But hey at least they got the hang of rolling for stats :D #z talks #not horse game

[whippedcloudsofcream]

Doctor Aphra #8

#luke skywalker #sana starros #chelli lona aphra #black krrsantan #why did none of you tell me how badly luke tells her off? #the way luke sternly dismisses her he Hates her now #he politely told her to go fuck herself omg #after what she put him and his friends thru she got off easy and She Knows It #two full pages of everyone clowning on her sorry ass #she put herself above luke and found out he’s a fucking powerful jedi and has no use for her and she’s so pissy about that #she can’t be his friend and how badly she fucked up with him #her own droids prefer luke over her 😭😭 #doesnt sana like luke too??? loooooool #i know krrsantan probably had something to say but he let her sit in her misery #i wish luke treated more b and c listers like this ://// #my uploads

[beth-and-bands]

There is nothing better than Sims 4 saying you can't play your saved games because you suddenly don't own any of your packs, and the IN GAME store says this when you go to look at any packs you don't own🙄

I'm literally on the packs tab from the games main menu. How can you say I don't own the Sims 4💀

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #the sims #You clearly know I own the packs all the other ones say “you already own this pack” #istg the ea app is the worst thing they ever did to the sims 4 what was wrong with origin😭😭 #at least it never randomly decided I don't own the games🙄 #EA once again proving why I very rarely spend money on the sims anymore😭 It's so fucking broken #basically a joke atp how badly broken it is #It let me play the game last night so whats changed in about 12 hours😭 #I was only considering the wedding pack because its £12 and I want the cute world😭

[kittyclowns]

im on my second playthrough of pentiment and I accidentally only gathered clues for the person I got killed last time (act 1) head in my hands

#i managed my time so well last time that im like wow how did i manage to fuck this up so badly 😭 #mikulantica.txt #its fine ill just implicate him again 🤷‍♀️ #i DID see a lot of new stuff though so like! yippee :)

[steeleyespan]

if i dont have like 100 hours of irl conversation with someone, when they deviate from the usual smalltalk "ye awrite" pish then i immediately turn into some scared woodland animal. or at least it feels like it it makes me feel like a scared and distressed 5 year old always

#frustrates me to no end i will literally sit and imagine having conversations with ppl and i have thousands of ideas on what the say #irl i immediately go fight or flight mode go bright red start sweating if someone asks me like. What kind of music i like 😭 #like i cant think its so annoyinggggffffff #and i never initiate conversation unless again its like hows ur weekend cos idk. am like what if its annoying to tell someone what i ddi on #the weekend #meanwhile very much aware and conscious of how people will just talk absolute pish constantly with no fear or shame #whadda hell man did being like lightly bullied in hs for being a bit cringe with it fuck me up this badly #sometimes i get bored at work and am like am gonny ask the next customer what theyre up to for the rest of the day #just for the thrill of the anxiety it gives me

[liebelesbe]

once again thinking about how I'll never come out to my parents as nonbinary hhhh

#coming out to them as a lesbian fucked me up so much because I fully expected them to react a lot better than they did #and if I already think they'd react badly to finding out I'm nonbinary how bad would it actually be?? #i won't find out ever #or maybe I will at some point #but I'll at least wait until I've moved out & kind of far away to even think about coming out #not making the mistake of coming out before I'm ready ever again #doddie redet #whyy couldn't I have come out to my friends first the ones I would have come out to first turned out to be bi 😭 #but noo my first coming out experience had to be. well not exactly bad but very much not good. #and sometimes it's like. I can see them wondering why our relationship isn't all that great! #but they'll never find out the reason if I can help it

[oflgtfol]

literally my main complaints with thor 4 and the main complaints im seeing elsewhere (but maybe i just follow sane people. idk) is that valkyrie was fucking sidelined . for some girl who literally has not appeared in the franchise for EIGHT YEARS !!!!! add on the fact that valkyrie is black and the woman she was sidelined over is white its like. its bad dude ! its fucking bad. it fucking sucks. i dont understand how thor ragnarok set everything up so great and then thor 4 just went down the dumpster

#VAL AS SHE APPEARS IN THOR RAGNAROK. MY BELOVED #and the thing is is that jane gets put on the forefront unfairly but even she gets written badly #like she exists only as a love interest and dies out of nowhere at the end #nvm the whole outdated uncomfortably and vaguely sexist thing of like. her being ‘thor’ at all #which ive already talked about . #and well if jane is affected by that kind of writing then val is even worse #shes literallt jut in the background it fucking sucks. it suuuucis #she had no character arc at all she just exists in the abckground for Le Funny Quips it sucks #like how did you set her up as such a prominent and interesting and deep character in ragnarok ! #and then throw all that out the window in the next thor movie #FOR A CHARACTER WHO HADNT APPEARED IN EIGHT YEARS IRL !!!!!!! #WE HAVENT SEEN JANE SINCE LITERALLY 2014!!! WHO WANTS THIS #WHAT possesses you to take this interesting new character valkyrie and say. nah we gotta replace her with JANE FROM 2014!!!! #brot posts #thor 4 spoilers #sorry for mcu posting so much lately i hope the fact its all negative makes up for it 😭😭

[funfactory-moved]

hhgfhgjkskjdf unfortunately i have to be brave and set a boundary for myself 🧎‍♀️

#bella.txt #i made (and deleted) a post abt this a few days ago but deleted it but like #my sister did smth not good and it put me in a bad place and ruined this past weekend #and basically since then i've had a massive spike in anxiety and i have no idea how to move forward #but since then. we had to sit in the car together for like 4 hours and i like. gave her a hug and was acting civil just bc we were going to #be trapped w/ each other AND my grandma and mom for a long time w/ no way out #but idk i guess she took that hug as full reconciliation/forgiveness when tht's NOT it at all #she got pissy when i told her i didn't feel like hugging her the first time and i knew things wld just be tense if i said no again #but we literally. have not addressed the situation at all #and she's gone back to trying to text me/talk to me as if nothing happened #and it's making me so fucking PISSED #which is why i'm like 😐 i've gotta be the one to step forward and say i feel like i can't go back to 'normal' with her until this is taken #care of. and god i know she's going to get so mad at me #plus a million other hypotheticals i'm trying not to let drag me down too badly bc otherwise i'll never do it #on the bright side i have a therapy appointment tmrw morning so i can tell her about this #but man 😭 i've felt so fucking terrible these past few days bc of all this #like i'll get distracted and be fine but as soon as that's over i go right back to like the heart-gripping anxiety feeling #god i wrote a fucking book in the tags. ok bye #ignore the way i said smth about deleting the old post twice in the first tag. worms in my brain

[medicasino]

forever crying and screaming because i couldn't make it to the Jhariah, Pinkshift and Pollyanna concert happening IN MY STATE 😭

#affie txt #I WANTED TO GO SO FUCKING BADLY #I REALLY REALLY DID #but a number of things ended up getting in the way of me going :( #namely it being on a day my mom is working #me not having a phone #me not wanting to go w/ my mom #and not being able to drive #just. augh i like watching the clips jhariah posts of the tour it looks so FUN and i want to BE THERE but. it wasnt meant to be this time #😭😭😭😭 #I REALLY WANT TO GO TO A JHARIAH CONCERT SOMEDAY THOUGH... hopefully one day i'll have a phone and friends to go with #the worst part is I ACTUALLY HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD TICKETS... #just. PAIN #i want to go to concerts with friends but i dont. have . irl friends. im bad at meeting people irl. how do u do that #like i mainly meet people online by sheer luck or because i followed them or met them on toyhouse or met them through another friend #how do i make irl friends . my main interests are ocs and casinos . how do i translate that into IRL Friendly Interests #i like drawing and art in all its forms so i usually have made friends that way in the past but... im shy /lh #SORRY SORRY OFF TOPIC but. im never recovering from missing jhariah and pinkshift and pollyanna tour . #i would KILL to see jhariah perform RISK RISK RISK! live and honestly i would IMPLODE if i heard flight of the crows or pressure bomb #SPLIT! too i would SCREAM #honestly i'd also die if i heard a lesson in dramatics live but... considering it's a collab between jhariah and save face #idk if that'll happen #jhariahposting

[bitterpngs]

dude 😭😭

#my prof in my econ class likes to occasionally get volunteers from the class for a demonstration of a concept #and today we had two volunteers #but like oh my god #i feel so bad for the girl that volunteered what the fuck 😭 #my prof was trying to make a point but he did it badly #how much is too much in relation to this one thing idr what it’s called but #he asked another student to spray this deodorant on this girl #a ‘reasonable’ amount and ‘too much’ #asked questions about how she smelled #the stuff got on her hair….. #even the room started to smell like the spray (his point) #like dude. #she was clearly very uncomfortable #what were they thinking with this ???? #:/ #angel.txt

[youhaveyourfits]

HONESTLY my new manager seems really nice and like maybe even normal and chill and friendly and the best part is he doesn't give off creepy vibes or touch my shoulders every shift‼️‼️ LET'S GOO

#HOWEVER one of the assistant managers is back and being harsh and unlikable as usual . #it's actually almost funny how easy it is to read the thoughts/feelings of someone after she talks to them 💀 #at first i was like... bro why does she fucking hate me what did i do #but then i talked to someone else and they said the same thing 😭😭 #now I'm just like okay. that's who she is as a person i guess #she reminds me of my stepmum 💀 #it's actually kinda validating bc in a family environment it's hard to tell what's just you and what's actually poor behaviour cos no one #gives a fuck unless it directly concerns them so it's just up to you to be like umm is it just me... #but seeing someone act the same or similar and then seeing like almost everyone react badly to them is like wow it's not just me i guess #that feeling of relief is honestly like! amazing!

[weird-is-life]

pregnant reader and Spencer fic where he makes her cry on accident 😭😭

Hii lovely, ty for the request🥰! Hope this is okay, warnings: fluff, kisses, like one swear word, reader cries (not because of something bad tho, it's cute), use of pet names (0.6k)

Spencer is running late at least later than he'd told you he would be and he can't stress it more. You've been home alone almost the whole day, and Spencer knows you are probably more than lonely.

But even if he's already late Spencer makes one more stop to get some groceries before heading home to you.

When he finally arrives home, he can't stop apologising as you greet him by the door, the baby bump very visible underneath one of his sweaters.

"Hi sweetheart, I'm so sorry I'm late there was a problem we needed to deal with," Spencer apologises and kisses your cheek.

"It's okay, Spence," you say into his shirt, already hugging him tightly, "I missed you a lot though."

Spencer looks at you like he always does with a too loving smile, "I missed you two, too."

Spencer ushers you towards the couch, he doesn't want you to be standing for too long 'cause he knows your feet would hurt, and also because he intends to cuddle you as much as possible there.

He quickly unpacks the groceries, and remembers the snacks he's bought for you. What he doesn't know is that you've been craving exactly the same snack he's bought the entire day.

"Here I got you these sweetheart," Spencer gives the snacks to you and rushes to the bedroom to change into something much more comfortable than the suit.

You stay still, your eyes filling up with tears as you hold the snacks in your hands.

When he comes back to you, he finds you eating the snacks while the tears run down by your cheeks.

"Woah, woah, woah, what's wrong?" Spencer immediately sits next to you, and starts to wipe the tears away.

"I just....-" you start with small hiccup, "I just love you so much."

A warm chuckle escapes Spencer's mouth, before he's back to comforting you. He's read every single book there's on pregnancy, so he knows how tough it is with the changes of hormones.

"Oh, baby, I love you too is that why you're crying, huh? Or is it something else? Maybe me being late?" He really hope it isn't the latter.

"N-no, I just-... I just really wanted these snacks all day, Spence," you tell him as another set of tears escapes from your eyes, "a-and they are too good."

"Oh sweetheart, if I knew you wanted them so badly i would have bought more," Spencer tells you with a sympathetic smile.

He understands it can be a lot for you from time to time, even if it's something as simple as craving some snack, so he let's you eat your snacks while he wipes away the tears. He does that until the snacks are gone along with the tears.

You look just unhappy about finishing the snacks as you did minutes ago eating them. You give him a puppy eyes, and Spencer is up on his legs before you can even say his name.

"Spencer...?"

"Don't worry, lovely. I got it, I'll buy you more than enough," Spencer quickly gives you a kiss, and goes to put on his shoes, car keys already in his hand.

"Spence?"

"Yes?" he looks back at you so fucking lovingly completely unbothered about the fact that he has to go to the shop again that you think you might start crying again (Spencer loves you so much that it happens a lot, you crying about how much you love him).

"Of course, but only if you really want to. I don't mind going alone."

"I want to," you say enthusiasticly. That is all Spencer needs to take your shoes, and go back to you. He puts the shoes on for you, kisses your bump, and helps you get up.

"C'mon, sweetheart. I'll get you anything you want if you tell me about your day, " Spencer happily listens to you chatter about everything that crossed your mind through the day.

You and Spencer leave the shop with way too many snacks, but it's okay because you're happy as one can be and that's all Spencer needs, okay maybe the cuddles too.

#spencer reid x reader #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid x fem!reader #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid angst #spencer reid