revolutionary girl lithuania
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anyone heard of this guy called "bruce springsteen" ?
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TIL the two centers of the brain responsible for depression and anxiety respectively are both slightly bigger than each other, which explains a lot.
via reddit.com
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[over Walmart loudspeaker] attention all employees there is a homophobe on aisle 7 I repeat homophobe on aisle 7
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Gay men with daddy issues: yes sir I’m your good boy 🥺🥺🙈🥵😫 ruff ruff awooo :3c
Straight men with daddy issues: I am going to manipulate and emotionally poison every person who has the misfortune of getting near me
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never ask a woman her age a man her salary or a faggot to show you their tumblr
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Lalalalala lalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
-Bob dylan
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hilarious cos there is definitely something up with me in that i cant fucking eat anything and my sleeping is sooooo fucked up but this all started at the same time as i started hanging out with this guy who i uh. like. So convinced im going to the doctors and theyre just going to be like theres actually nothing wrong with you youre just gay and a big handsome guy has been cuddling and kissing you. its terminal. Goodbye
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i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed
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aged 26 im finally taking the just be yourself advice to heart i think the sad reality is im annoying as hell. and weird #swag
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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that
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too privacypilled to post our faces sorry but bday dinnerrrrr
+ live footage of dyke and fag symbiotic relationship. little is known of the interactions of these two species but it is thought the fag accompanies the dykes on their dates to take cute photographs of them and point out of a cute dog is nearby
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Me rn.
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