#houseband

[mikeys-bike-slut]

Why aren't anyone talking about how goddamn fkn gorgeous our man is??

#housewife #houseband #tokyo rev thoma #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #taka-chan #baby #husbando

[eric-sadahire]

George Lucas: This scene is set in the roughest bar you can imagine, filled with violent scumbags who'll cut your arm off if you look at them sideways

John Williams: What kind of music will they be playing?

George Lucas: Light jazz

#StarWars #George lucas #roughbar #violentscumbags #dangerousplace #lightjazz #houseband #preferredmusic #irony #relaxingenergy #vibing #painting #acrylic #artists on tumblr #artoftheday #dailyartwork #artwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective

[to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky]

just read the word househusband as houseband and nodded before realizing it actually said house husband and then immediately thought wait no houseband makes more sense

#random #my brain likes word sandwiches #househusband #should be #houseband #full stop

[paper--moons]

Tatsu putting together a little Halloween party for him and Miku after he learns that she's interested in the holiday—he's never really celebrated it, but he can see the appeal of the candy and the costumes. Especially for somebody that's sometimes seven years old like Miku.

And because he's Tatsu he goes a little overboard with trying to make it perfect for her by looking up all sorts of themed crafts and treats. He's put together his plan of attack, knows the day he's gotta carry it out and get the goods ready before the boss lady gets home from work. Tatsu has already made and decorated the rice krispy bar monsters and the graveyard dirt pudding cups, and has moved on to putting together the paper bats to hang up when he slips on the scale from cg to regressor.

Which is how Miku finds him when she gets home from work—chocolate cookie "graveyard dirt" smeared on his cheeks and surrounded by a pile of paper bats that range from his usual precise craftsmanship to that of a well-meaning four year old.

He might not have gotten everything ready in time like he planned, but Miku is more than happy helping him complete the rest of the crafts and spending the evening with him.

#sfw agere #the way of the houseband #the way of the househusband agere #tatsu #agere tatsu #miku #agere miku #moons minis #listen I just think they have the flip pair shenanigan going on where it's like 'I'm going to do x thing for them' #but winds up slipping in the process and instead results in the (adorable) scenario of getting told what a good job they did #like when little kids try to impress you by helping out or making/giving you something you like #anyways yeah have some Halloween sillies!

[kdram-chjh]

Kdrama: My Demon (2023-2024)

Houseband?*** #mydemon #songkang #kimyoojung #kdrama

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mJ4BVY1lPgg

#My Demon #마이데몬 #Maidemon #2023 #2024 #Netflix #SBS #kdrama #korean drama #youtube #shorts #short video #Kim Yoo Jung #Do Do Hee #Song Kang #Jung Koo Won

[frogcat7-2]

Full character design- #2

Erin Hunter character- #2

WC character- #2

*[ design info ]: Her ears where choped a bit by frostbite and a bit by birds of prey, and her paws are also a bit worn out by frostbite but also walking on rough, hard and sharp stones of the mountains. She also has a few broken & missing teeth from gnawing on bones. She holds golden eagle's femur in her jaws, and theres also this bird's feathers on the ground.*

AU's info/ headcanons:

She's Snow Hare's sister,

and Sharp Hail's mother, and in my AU he's Quiet Rain's ex-houseband,

So, by that meaning she's Clear Sky's & Gray Wing's grandma <3

ps. I made her a bit simillar to Clear Sky

#my art #design #erin hunter #wc #warrior cats #cat #Silver Frost #Silver frost wc #ancient tribe #dotc #the sun trail #wc designs #bone (s) #feather (s) #golden eagle #accessories

[babamessiahoftheholycat]

"malewife" as a masc equivalent to housewife is cool and all, but like why is everybody missing the opportunity to say "houseband" ??

it's like, perfect.

#the masc equivalent of “stay-at-home wife” is “stay-at-home husband” #not sure about the gender neutral equivalents tho #:33

[lyxchen]

Okay really quickly, I am rewatching right now and I'm in episode 8 at that scene where Luke finally tells Julie what's going on with the jolts and something I just noticed... When Julie asks what Caleb wants from the guys Luke tells her "he wants us to be in his house band for eternity" and while this makes total sense if you know the context it must sound SO weird to Julie.

Like there's this evil ghost that can hurt Luke, Reggie and Alex really badly, physically too even though they're ghosts and who will probably go even further to get what he wants and then you find out What Exactly he wants and it's them joining his hOuSEbAnD like... if I was Julie I would have laughed just a little bit (even if it was just from being relieved)

Especially since Julie also overthinks.. she probably already had like three different horrible scenarios play out in her head where the guys had to serve Caleb in an evil underground prison or something.. so playing in his houseband doesn't sound That bad.

Of course it still is bad and none of them are overreacting to the situation but I still think that it must have been kinda weird for Julie to hear What Exactly Caleb wants

#anyways i love julie and i get why she didn't but if feel like she would have laughed just a tiny bit #not because she doesn’t care but more because 'That's what that evil ghost wants??' #does that make sense? #to me it does fjdvsus #jatp #julie and the phantoms #julie molina #luke patterson #caleb covington #lea's random thoughts

[phanficlovep5]

Could Phantom Thief and Housebands be two sides of the same coin? (EnlacingLines)

Author: EnlacingLines

Ao3 rating: T

Words: 6,156

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35569135

Rating: 13/10 the murderous roomba

Two sentence summary: Akiren and Goro are living the domestic life. Also, prepare to laugh.

Review: Someone mentioned "Akechi Goro has a murderous roomba" in a ColeyDoesThings video, and I found this fic by chance. I like seeing wholesome works out of canon for akiren and goro to have their fluff. Smiled and laughed a whole lot.

- Submitted and approved by Rhyme

#persona 5 fanfic #shuake #rated t #no archive warnings apply #mod rhyme #submitted by rhyme #persona 5 #fanfic review #p5phanficpositivity

[thegreateyeofsauron]

there should be an osmosis jones tv show based around that live action guy getting infected with new novel illnesses.

like every week he climbs into pig shit or swims in the thames and osnosis jones and his gay pill robocop houseband have to fight off a new bad guy

#osmosis jones #dreamworks hire me

[ethanhibiki]

Hey, make sure you get yourself something nice too- -🟥

i fo have nice things!! like si lver and a skatboaedband my drjms and my pulsisshes and my vhs tpaps and my tv and my bed andbmy houseband my

#♧we're headed for the top! [ goldchat ] #♧🟥 [ anon ]

[2broschlininahotub]

Meet the vaylantz

The vaylantz are based of tactic games like fire emblem and board games like chess or checkers. They are partially based on amiibos or the toys to life games example skylanders. The Human Vaylantz are have kanji that contain the words for the four directions.

Meet Shinonome

Shinonome means daybreak or dawn in Japanese. Her name contains the Kanji for East. She has a talent in sewing clothes. The weapon she hold is a staff where she can channel elemental magic. The staff has an affinity for water. The staff has those sticks that can channel elemental energy like a mint gun. The staff also has a laser form in the middle. She can summon bubble shields to protect her allies. Shinonome has a budding friendship with Nini who has seen Miss Hina and both are interested in giving makeovers. She is the youngest out of the human vaylantz.

Meet Nazuki

His name contains the Kanji for South. His name means Southern moon. He is a ninja. He is the older brother to Shinonome. He has the ability to disappear like a ghost blink in front of him and he is gone. He has those elemental seals on him. The unique thing is that he has a weapon that is not tied to an element. He has access to lightning but he can change to them depending on the enemy. He has a twin brother Saion. He is considered the most evil out of the vaylantz cause he is the embodyment of the meme "murder is okay." He is very loyal to his family. He is an over protective brother. He is the type of brother who says break my sister's heart and you will never be found. He is allergic to pictures and only the human vaylantz have seen him without his mask. The seals on his belt work similarly to delusions but it's tied to the weapon instead of the person.

Meet Saion

His name contains the Kanji for West. His name means West Garden or Park. Saion is an escape artist. He has the ability to escape with cardboard cutout of himself as the only thing left of him. His weapon has the ability to shoot arrows that have mini tornadoes around them. Those tornado spin fast enough to cut through steel. He has a love of gardening. He is described to be similar to Thoma but the difference is he was trained like hanzo from overwatch without the yakuza ties and has a more sass in his words. To sum his entire personality, Houseband who has the skills of Jon Wick with a bow instead of a gun.

Meet hojo

His name contains the Kanji for for North. He is the father of the three. He is the patriarch of the group. He has a blade that can cut through an entire stone pillar and melt it with the blade. He has a liver made of titanium steel. To get him drunk you need a years sale of all the wine from mondstand. He was rescued the his son's from an illegal group who trained assassins. He is the kind of father who if you came out to him, he would make this joke "Hello gay, I am dad." He would not care what you wanna be as long as it isn't anything dangerous but he would still tell you no sex before 18. Shinonome was abandoned as a baby so Hojo took care of her. To sum up his personality imagine Itto as a dad but much smarter with Itto's lack of social awareness.

Meet the Robo Vaylantz. They are all named after the aristocratic male titles. They work as the defense of their homeland. They also work as detectives of their land and they are the equivalent of the police.

Meet Buster Baron, He is the youngest out of the Robots. He is a scout and very fast. This Ai is described as a bit hard headed but he listens to the his higher ranking members.

Meet Voltage Viscount.

Has the ability to make plasma weapons think those Halo blades when he fights. He is the first line of battle who has a bit of range. He has a very sassy personality and swears like a fisherman.

Meet Mad Marquess

Marquess is a walking tank with laser weapons. He has a personality I can only describe as send in the nuke. He is a walking destruction weapon but he is generally asleep most of the time but as long as the other robots are not in significant danger he won't be active at all. He has a personality closest to Sara.

Meet Dominator Duke.

Duke is the leader of the group. Duke has a training regiment that is described to be so hard that most humans would die trying to do it. If you want to imagine it and you know Scathach from Fate, it is functionally the same training regiment. He is also has functionally a plasma cutter as a sword that is also a laser.

When times are rough Duke unleashes his actual form Vaylantz Genesis Grand Duke. What he does is combine the weapons of the other robots. Grand Duke has the power to fight deep beyond head to head.

The reason of why the I chose the Vaylantz is cause the theming to opposing sides representing Inazuma's story. The leaders had a parallel with Itto and Sara. Hojo is a relaxed leader while Duke is a strict leader. They also match the appearance aesthetic of Inazuma.

Currently there is an on going bet between who would win the main island or Watatsumi Island the loser gets to choose these people Ei or Yae vs Kokomi and Gorou. The loser has to do one command of winners. The bet is who is the stronger island.

Sorry this took a while I have writers block.

#genshin impact #sagau #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau cult au #yugioh x genshin sagau crossover #genshin yugioh crossover #yugioh x genshin crossover #yugioh

[paper--moons]

🌙 Character Paci 28/?: Tatsu 🌙

#sfw agere #the way of the houseband #the way of the househusband agere #tatsu #agere tatsu #moons pacis

[darlingpwease]

... yuuta, who starts a normal home life (eats homemade food, cleans regularly, always meets you in an apron) only when you live together, because he has a houseband kink and wants to be the perfect husband for you.

#🥮 — jujutsu kaisen #✉.yuuta okkotsu

[superloves4]

Hi, I just read the Feanor is Melkor son a, and I find it intriguing. Yet, I have to say that I'm not so much compelled in Miriel and Melkor having a baby.

So I was thinking why not make Feanor Finwe and Miriel son, but maybe Miriel (having problems in conceving child) started searching alternatives and she ended up, asking Melkor help?

. At frist she tried with the Valar , but they didn't know how to help due to their lack of experiences. Miriel, honwewer dosent give up, and doing studies she founds out that there was another Vala. Determinated Miriel search this last hope, and so she finds a way to contact Melkor.

I think that at this point Melkor is pretty interessed in this strange woman, so he propose a pact : he will help her and his houseband to have a baby, but at the end he will take this baby as his own. Miriel, thinking that she will surely find a way out of this, accepts and so the perigrancy starts and after one year Feanor is born. Such joy Honwewer is interrupted by Melkor that, without any invitation, steals the baby and raise it as his own spawn.

I hope you don't mind my idea

Oooooohhhh, that’s such a good idea!!! (Very rapunzel too!) I think it would work out perfectly for the kidnap adoption one (it is the one I like the most too 😉) and could help explain why Finwe isn’t storming Beleriand for his son (he’s busy looking for magic contract loopholes!)

But the third option really needs for Feanor to not be biologically related to Finwe, it’s all about those nice “family you choose over bio family” feelings!

(I could see this scenario if Miriel is with a different elf, does the deal with Melkor, but ends up with Finwe in the end, but it would require a third elf… my interest in elwe/finwe/miriel is piqued)

Thanks so much for the idea!!!

#feanor son of melkor au