#hit with object

[staydandy]

Joy of Life (2019) - 庆余年 - Whump List

List by StayDandy Synopsis : The story follows a young man with a mysterious background. He was born in the ancient empire of Southern Qing, but has memories of the 21st century. He comes from a small city by the sea, hails from a prominent family and undergoes trials and tribulations in his personal journey. When Fan Xian was 15 years old he studied martial arts and the use of poison. Four years later, Fan Xian has improved considerably and travels to the capital where his peaceful life is shattered by an assassination attempt. He becomes entangled in the intrigues of the Emperor, and the power struggle between the Crown Prince and the Second Prince. Determined to change the current world, he faces challenges head on while holding on to his beliefs. (MDL) AKA : Thankful for the Remaining Years | Qing's Remaining Years | Celebrating the Remaining Life

Whumpee : Fan Xian played by Zhang Ruo Yun • Fan Xian [young] played by Finn Han

Country : 🇨🇳 China Genres : Historical, Mystery, Romance, Comedy, Political, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Martial Arts, Wuxia, Bromance

Notes : This is a Full Whump List • Adapted from the web novel “Qing Yu Nian” (庆余年) by Mao Ni (猫腻) • Supposedly there is a second season in the works, but I haven't seen any updates on a release date. It really does deserve a second season though. I hope it makes it to air! • Good show, good acting, interesting concept

Episodes on List : 13 Total Episodes : 46

*Spoilers below*

01 : [young] Fan Xian pukes … hit with a stick while training … drugged & passes out … nosebleed

02 : [adult] Puking after knowingly eating poisoned food … in a fight … hit & thrown backwards

03 : Coughs up blood

11 : Kicked in the nuts during a fight (comedic obv.)

13 : Thrown through a wall, hurt in a fight, friend killed in front of him, pushes himself to his limits, passes out (this ep made me cry)

14 : Arrested, tied up

18 : In a fight, knocked out

27 : Drunk, collapses & falls asleep … carried … medicates … puking … shot in the back

28 : Spits blood due to pent up injury

35 : In a fight, spits up blood … captured, tied up

37 : Coughs blood

44 : (near end) Passes out drunk

46 : (at end) Stabbed

#whump #whump list #full whump list #Asian whump #China #Joy of Life #庆余年 #Thankful for the Remaining Years #Qings Remaining Years #Celebrating the Remaining Life #Fan Xian #Zhang Ruo Yun #pukes #throws up #hit with object #hit with stick #drugged #passes out #faints #nosebleed #poisoned #fight #bleeding #arrested #tied up #knocked out #drunk #collapses #shot #captured

[adobe-outdesign]

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly

For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat

#neopets #neotag #outdesign posts things #I love drinking the tears of billionaires on neopets or otherwise #if anyone is curious as to why this item used to be like 4 bil NP: it's because it's one of the most powerful battledome items out there #which is also objectively funny #greatest hits

[sasswonfp]

This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)

#superman #batman #the flash #flash #wally west #bruce wayne #clark kent #justice leauge unlimited #justice league #abruptly I was hit with this joke when I made one abt myself being always 2 seconds away from crying and realised it worked oh so well #i had so much fun drawing this #esp bc i was really trying to find a good medium between my style and the jlu style #super blocky but also a bit more realistic than jlu #batman is so shape and i fucking love it #literally i just drew his outline i didn't even bother with the rest of it #gremlin fucking creature. man who is just an object #this is my first time ever doing like an actual attempt at dc- #homegrown art

[qvincvnx]

that article about interpretation / description has gotten this piece stuck in my head. YOU SIR ARE A SPACE TOO

#described in alt text #you can never ever ever remove yrself from yr statements u can never pare things down to objective reality! & so yr contribution is vital! #it's terrifying and critical to acknowledge that you - the Youness of you - are part of everything you do... not existing in a vacuum #greatest hits

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | 231215 @ MUSIC BANK GLOBAL FESTIVAL

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #malegroupsnet #a9gifs #dancerachasource #flashing tw #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*carly:hyunjin #ok i fought the file. i made it through. #i think this set would be objectively better if i replaced the second gif w one that matched the rest more but i'm too obsessed w it . #so that's too bad #i also prob could've made it better if i had patience to fight the file more and try some other shots but i don't so this is what we get #*hits

[lady-harrowhark]

i am a firm believer that the reason gideon’s vocabulary is Like That is that at some point in their childhood, she got sick of harrow calling her stupid and sat herself down with a thesaurus and memorized with a fervor that can only be summoned by spite

#which makes the 'can't let them find out the ninth cav is an illiterate peon' 'i object to illiterate' exchange even funnier #also the bit where they're bickering over envious vs jealous re: dulcinea #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #tlt #gtn #my tlt thoughts #greatest hits

[lilislegacy]

headcanon that percy and annabeth’s first baby’s favorite toy is a rubix cube. and when he’s an itty bitty baby, he just likes to hold it and wave it around and look at the colors. but then as he gets a little older, and you know, develops fine motor skills, he starts twisting it. he probably solves it for the first time when he’s like 1, which makes percy jump up and down over how genius his baby boy (OR GIRL @screenshotsonpinterest) is

and i don’t know why or when or how, but i know for a fact that at some point, that baby chucks that thing right at zeus. and it hits him square in the forehead. perfect shot.

i don’t make the rules

#he’s his momma’s boy AND his daddy’s son #posedion just starts cackling #also rachel will be so proud when she hears #she loves hitting immortal beings in the head with plastic mortal objects #percababies #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #rachel dare #pjo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo headcanons

[jojo-schmo]

[The Forgotten Land Roleswap: Chapter Two, 44]

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#when the warp star hits heehee #Elfilis has never seen such a strange object but everyone else with them is just gonna gloss past that #they don’t realize giant cartoon glowing shooting stars don’t exist in this world too but that’s ok :P #one page update because I’m impatient with myself!!!! where’s za warudo to freeze time for me to make comics!!?? #king dedede #meta knight #Elfilis #waddle dee #forgotten land roleswap #kirby and the forgotten land #kirby series #Kirby au #Kirby comic #art #roleswap comic

[kagoutiss]

crossposting stuff again but i’m having a Wind Waker emotions attack and did you know that WW ganon actually took the time to wrap tetra in the blanket she was sleeping under before hovering up to the top of the tower with her under his arm like a soccer ball. it’s such a tiny thing but the fact that he thought to do that at all. i cant i cant

hewas really like ‘Get Bundled Idiot!!!’ like he had adoption papers ready to go. he was dead from the moment he decided he’d rather take care of her than kill her

#wind waker #not art #ganondorf #tetra #zelda #game that kills you. game that rips you into individual pieces #game that takes the character everyone brands as inherently evil and inhuman when in reality he would win if he actually just killed her #and he never does even though objectively it should solve all of his problems #still cant even do it after losing everything and Saying that he’ll kill them #puts his sword away in the final fight before hitting her so it isn’t even lethal. game that punches u in the stomach repeatedly for life

[mrvelocipede]

I finished the banana. I think I may have put slightly too much stuffing in it. When it was done, I embroidered a little face on the side, as requested by the person it's for.

I'm especially pleased with the small amount of shaping I did on the stem:

This is probably not ever going to be an official pattern. I know it was 36 stitches around, and that the short rows spanned 2/3 of the stitches, and then there were five plain rounds before the next short row, but I didn't really keep track of the shaping other than that.

#knitting #banana #fruit #this is a wholly ridiculous object #it was a big hit with its intended audience though #also: hello to my anonymous correspondent(s) #this post was already queued up before you sent your messages #they are almost the only messages I've ever gotten in my askbox #so that's a milestone of some sort I guess #✨🍌✨

[canisalbus]

you say machete has to be closeted then why's he always wearing them little heels

Maybe he thinks he's a tiny bit nicer looking in them.

#no in fact he's just a little ahead of the curve let me try to explain #again I'm not a historian I'm just sharing what I've read I might be misremembering stuff so don't quote me on this #high heels became extremely fashionable in the early 1600's probably just a few decades after Machete's time #and they were originally worn by men #because they were inspired by Persian riding boots #if your shoes had heels you'd have easier time keeping your feet in the stirrups (think of cowboy boots) #Europeans saw them thought they looked snazzy and they became wildly popular in noble circles fairly quickly #for some hundred years or so high heels were the epitome of class wealth power and status and they were essentially genderless #remember that concepts of masculinity and femininity are fluid and change over time #things that were seen as manly a few centuries ago may seem downright effeminate to a modern viewer #it's all matter of perspective neither is objectively more correct than the other #they started to separate into men's heels and women's heels around mid 1700's iirc but the changes weren't massive even then #and only truly went out of vogue when the French Revolution hit in 1789 #and people all across the continent were suddenly put off by everything that reminded them #of the frivolousness and extravagance of royalty and aristicracy #so in his canon timeline I don't think people are looking at him and going “hmmm that's pretty gay” #because heels hadn't become gendered yet #maybe he likes how they accentuate his already tiny paws and make his legs look even longer than they are #he's interested in fashion or at least likes to dress nicely in high quality garments #he tries very hard to look his best despite never really feeling comfortable in his skin #he was a real shrimp as a kid and even though he eventually grew up to be a beanpole he might still find the extra height appealing #no one's going to look down on him ever again #I admit the way I draw them is a lot more modern than the true historical style at the time but not outrageously so #artistic freedom and all that in the end I'm not aiming for 100% accuracy #modern au Machete has no excuses though he's just a little bit fruity #if the guy feels empowered by wearing little clip cloppers let him #answered #anonymous #Machete

[staydandy]

Numbers (2023) - 넘버스: 빌딩숲의 감시자들 - Whump List

List by StayDandy Synopsis : Jang Ho Woo is the first high school graduate accountant to join the top accounting firm in the country. With his skills and sense of justice that ordinary accountants rarely have, he is more than a perfect employee. Han Seung Jo, the son of the Vice President of the firm, is the ace accountant who's quite the opposite of Ho Woo. These two work together with numbers to achieve their own goals. Their goals are different, but they are headed towards the same target. Will they be able to serve justice in this accounting firm? (MDL) AKA : Accounting Firm | Numbers: Observers in the Building Forest

Whumpee : Jang Ho Woo played by Kim Myung Soo (left) • Han Seung Jo played by Choi Jin Hyuk (right)

Country : 🇰🇷 South Korea Genres : Action, Thriller, Mystery, Drama, Business, Bromance

Notes : This is a Full Whump List • A LOT of business jargon ... yeah, I know it's a show about accountants .. but .. ya know .. I was hoping it'd be a little more interesting. I'm always optimistic that "business" dramas will slide in some big, twisty, dramatic, whumpy, event or something, idc how cliche it is ... there were some decent, whumpy scenes, but they always were a little shy of actually being good, imo ... idk ... needless to say I skipped a lot [all] of the business talk, & I don't think I missed anything doing so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Episodes on List : 8 Total Episodes : 12

*Spoilers below*

01 : Jang Ho Woo is in a fight; hit with boards, strangled … nightmare

03 : (near end) Han Seung Jo & Ho Woo are in a car accident

04 : Seung Jo has an anxiety attack; chest pain, ear ringing, collapses, passes out … Ho Woo has a nosebleed … Seung Jo is punched

05 : Slapped … (near end) Ho Woo has a nightmare

06 : Working in a freezer, coughing

08 : (at end) In a fight, Seung Jo is blown back by an explosion

09 : … continued from previous ep. ... Ho Woo in a fight, Seung Jo is blown back by an explosion … attacked, grabs a knife blade

10 : Ho Woo slapped, fight, arrested, bruised

More Whump Lists for this show: love-me-a-lotta-whump

#whump #whump list #full whump list #Asian whump #South Korea #Numbers #넘버스 빌딩숲의 감시자들 #Accounting Firm #Numbers Observers in the Building Forest #Jang Ho Woo #Han Seung Jo #Kim Myung Soo #Choi Jin Hyuk #fight #hit with object #strangled #nightmare #car accident #anxiety attack #pain #ear ringing #collapses #passes out #faints #nosebleed #slapped #explosion #attacked #cut #arrested

[adobe-outdesign]

love how much is going on here

the early 2000s terrible CGI

the random "surprise!" at the beginning of the name

the card effect and the time on the machine basically implying that you go back in time for like two minutes and then go right back to the present

the marshtomp, which clearly does not own a single braincell and has no idea what's going on

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon tcg #pokemon cards #marshtomp #outdesign posts things #adding 'surprise!' to the beginning of any object makes it objectively funnier! #surprise! gun #greatest hits

[heatwavering]

rewatched TG:M all the way through for the first time in a couple months, and god. hans zimmer did not have to put everything he owned into that singular swell. and neither did literally everyone else.

maverick: terrified and alone, realizing his son basically just blew up in front of him

cyclone warlock and hondo: different levels of hopelessness, expediting the mourning process so they can continue with the mission

hangman: physically stops breathing. can’t focus. he has to hyperventilate to get oxygen back in his body. all he’s thinking about is bradley seven summers ago, when they were still okay. and now he’s never going to be able to apologize for everything. it’s his fault. he’s the better pilot, everyone knows it, but bradley had the winning hand, the ace in the hole. so he should’ve tried harder with maverick, not picked as many fights, flown better, flown faster, fought harder, been different, done everything different. you can physically pinpoint something inside himself dying alongside bradley.

#when i say a top three hangster moment i mean it #yes i am an icemav girlie 85% of the time. but why put two queens against one another #hangster #i’ve been feeling a lotttt of emotions about them lately. maybe bc summer is almost over #‘​and who thought this love could last beyond summertime’ etc. etc. #bradley’s death makes me have baby-level object permanence #he gets hit by that mssile and i’m immediately like ohhh my god 😰 he’s dead! what’s gonna happen next tom cruise?!?

[hoofpeet]

I'd probably have to read the printed version and web version back to back at some point to note all the differences but... ough

#sorry i'm going to be excited about this comic for the next month #nofna #okay having finished this now-- #and sorry if this doesn't make sense to anyone who's completely unfamiliar with this comic in advance- #the 'popcorn ending' (printed version) is nice to see but i think the web version hits harder. if that makes sense #so i'm kinda tied on which ending i 'prefer'- i think both are good though #also considering i've read the web version a good 4-5 times and the printed version only once- i probably can't make that judgement yet #easy answer- i do like Nutsedge :] so it's nice to see the ending where nothing bad happens to her #but also- NT suddenly becoming a greenie-esque villain out of nowhere felt a little jarring #as well as SV suddenly turning a corner and becoming a 'good guy' (arguable)- considering the first three books are about #/him being too stubborn to change or accept any outside worldviews . Him suddenly coming to his senses felt out of place #<- probably biased because i like characters being bitter to the end and ultimately destroyed by their own hubris #the web version is probably‚ objectively‚ a bit better #but - #(spoilers- if you're planning to drop ~70 bucks on getting these books) #the conceit of SV actually perfecting his style‚ using it once‚ and then immediately getting tooth-brained- was pretty cool #assuming it's meant to parallel him spending months tormented by trying to perfect it while something's still missing- #and then dying before he can narrate it to the audience‚ so that we never know what he figured out. #hard to articulate these thoughts but tl;dr- popcorn ending also had a lot to think about

[thebibliosphere]

Nothing like a sobbing mental breakdown in the shower to bring on the migraine that's been hovering over you for days on end.

#chronic health tag #mental health #I'm fine #like I'm objectively not #but I'm 'fine' #just hit a limit this week