#his wife and children right there

[beanghostprincess]

Usopp your family is back with us for like a panel and I am losing my fucking mind iwanthembackiwanthembackiwanthemback-

#his wife and children right there #KAYA I MISS YOU BABY LOVE OF MY LIFE PLEASE STAY FOREVER #tamanegi being all intense abt vegapunk he's the cutest thing in the world i am going crazy idk #THESE KIDS ARE PRECIOUS TO ME THEY LOOK ADORABLE LET ME. HUG THEM #one piece #one piece 1113 #kaya one piece #usopp pirates #bc i am lazy and i don't wanna tag the cuties

[kamiko1234]

Crack AU where the entirety of Detroit : Become Human is just the plot of an afternoon playdate between the human child versions of Markus, Alice and Connor. The reason for why they have three diffrent plots is because they couldn't agree on what exactly to play. Kara INSISTED that she wanted to play something with her new doll, Alice. Connor being an overexcited 6 y/o just wanted to be a cool robot detective who's like super smart and super strong and looks really, really cool. Only god knows what had Markus deciding on what his character should be. Since they are only three kids they decided the most logical option is just playing each of what they wanted and switching between eachother. And taking the side (read : uninteresting) roles in the stories of the other. The only person involved in this madness that isn't switching characters like switching clothes is Connor's grandpa chaperoning the playdate, Hank. The reason for why he freaks out everytime Connor in dbh dies is because he just grows increasingly worried about his grandon's apparent love for dying (and the plot of this playdate in general)

#that's why the civil rights allegory is so shit btw #it's just a bunch of 6 year olds #no but fr #what the heck is that story ???? #Hank's pretty sure he didn't do these sorta play pretends as a kid #WHY IS HIS CHARACTER AN ALCOHOLIC !? #AND SUICIDAL !? #HOW DO THESE KIDS KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE !? #I mean it's true that he enjoys a nice drink after a taxing day #BUT NOT TO THIS EXTEND CONNOR #Cole would litteraly have his head #and he doesn't even want to think about what my wife and daughter-in-law would do to him if he drank infront of CHILDREN #WHILE BEING SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM #Why did Hank even get these kids dumped on him ? #(it's revenge for that one time he got Connor one of those light up and bubble blowing cars that also play music) #Cole had to make it “mysteriously” vanish for the sake of the sanity of the household #connor rk800 #dbh hank anderson #detroit become human #markus rk200 #dbh markus #kara ax400 #dbh kara #grandpa Hank #dbh

[fromtheseventhhell]

Honestly, If we're talking about female characters who receive misogynistic hate then Lyanna needs to be high up on the list. She gets so much hate for a) her proximity to a male character (Rhaegar) b) the pure fanon that people have invented surrounding her and c) resentment that she's such an important part of the story. And the thing is, for as relevant as she is, we simply do not know enough about her character to justify the hate that she receives. A lot of it is just people inventing reasons to dislike her. I also find it funny that a lot of people who dislike her are Rhaegar antis who characterize their relationship as forced and non-consensual, but then they'll still find reasons to hate her for it. She's supposedly bratty and immature, but also somehow intentionally seductive and evil for "stealing" Rhaegar and hurting Elia 🙄. I wish people would learn to separate canon from fanon when it came to discussing these characters.

#lyanna stark #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #fandom nonsense #people calling her a brat for not wanting to marry robert likeshe's not a womanizing abuser #but I guess fuck female characters who don't sit down shut up and do their duties apparently #if she had married robert then Rhaegar wouldn't have left Elia for a /white/ women so Lyanna got what she deserved right? 🙄 #I guess hating on Rhaegar alone doesn't feel right they need the spice of misogyny to balance things out #we get a lot more of her then other characters in her tier but it's still not so much to justify all of the hate she gets #people who hate on Lyanna can really go to hell cause there's not a single justifiable reason for it #imagine if I said I hated Elia cause she was a horrible wife who pushed Rhaegar into abandoning his marriage? and that if she'd #just done her duty then she and her children would still be alive? that's how people sound making things up to hate on Lyanna

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

ok so given everything went well the the Bride’s Reanimation what exactly did Dan decide to do? Because while he did agree to her creation with the agreement that she would be his replacement Meg, she’s not she has a different brain and based on what we saw a different personality what will Dan’s reaction be if she’s not what he originally wanted? Will he get discontent and look for happiness elsewhere like he did with Herbert? Will he resent her for not being Meg? Even if she was similar enough for him there’s no guarantee that she would love him back, which is extremely understandable since he is essentially her parent. What if the Bride just isn’t into Dan at all and just wants a dad? Will he leave? Will he blame her? Will he blame Herbert? Will he just lose it and try to inflict harm (he’s not emotionally stable especially not when it comes to romance) I’m kinda curious to know what will happen

#Overall the sci-fi move genre(?) of male doctors/scientists creating women in order to cure the guilt they feel for playing a role #In a lover’s death is its whole own thing and can say a lot about bodily autonomy and gender roles being projected onto the creation #Because at the end of the day these creatures are being created with the very specific goal of fulfilling a specific role #That the doctor thinks he needs in his life/overall being there to be a particular thing to the doctor #And never once does he actually stop the think about the ramifications of his actions and the effects it can have on him and his creation #Like what if it doesn’t make the creature happy? What if they can’t do it right and make him resentful? The never think #Actually this isn’t even just about creating women(or what is supposed to be a woman) #All doctors in media we see creating artificial life do it with the very express purpose that the creature will fulfill a perfect role #The perfect wife or or son or lover #Whatever this role is they all have specific thoughts on how the creature should act and want to enforce that onto them #Also let’s not even get into the problem of creating a creature specifically to be your lover because the consent there is dubious at best #Because do they have the minds of children at first? Even if not they owe you a great deal for creating them is that leveraged #Overall the whole “making a person without conception” is such an intriguing story device I could probably write an essay on this shit #Anyway rant over if you made it this far thanks for caring #reanimator #herbert west #bride of reanimator #dan cain

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Not my mom wondering why I don’t like her friend

I’m sorry 🙄 I’m sorry I don’t like your home wrecking friend who fucked a married man and THOUGHT he’d leave his wife for her

What a dumbass

#I have absolutely zero sympathy for her #‘oh but she’s an orphan and has no one’ me vale madre 😂 #that doesn’t excuse her from making shit choices #now she has a baby and zero support cuz broski gave up all parental rights #broski found out she was pregnant and said ‘NAH’ #broski doesn’t like children and he’s also in his 50s lmao he doesn’t have the lifespan for one #and dw he’s a fucking idiot too I hate his ass #literally a fucking prick idk what my mom sees in him as a friend #she has shit friends #he’s a cheater and she’s a home wrecker #and the poor wife is genuinely a sweet and wonderful person #she was in her 20s when she met him so that’s immediately gross like wtf dude there’s a reason why he’s aiming younger #dude is literally disgusting #I hate hiiiiiiiim #‘he groomed her’ she was a 20 something old adult ass woman shut the fuck up #stop infantalizing 20 year olds it’s so 🤡 #‘the brain isn’t formed until 25’ and yet somehow I knew better than to touch someone who’s taken all this time

[denkies]

THE NEW BUDDY DADDIES EPISODE WGA3GWGUAHEJAHAJFA

#I was pessimistic about it having queer rep‚ like it's definitely queercoded but i didn't expect ACTUAL canon rep #but this entire episode was about Kazuki learning to move on from his wife‚ to keep her in his memory but allowing himself to be happy #because that's what she would have wanted! and then he comes home to see Rei sleeping next to Miri and holding her hand #and then it zooms in on Rei's sleeping face‚ finally without shadows‚ and Kazuki gives him this adoring‚ gay‚ most lovestruck look ever #and THEN Rei makes him malefail french toast for breakfast?? HELLOOO #I'm still not 100% positive we'll get queer rep‚ but i think it's definitely on the table #buddy daddies #buddy daddies 7 #oh btw about rei's worried expression‚ i was right. miri just caught a cold and rei got scared #I'm not joking‚ he realizes they don't have children's cold medicine and immediately goes ''Hospital!'' #instead of. you know. going to the drugstore and getting children's cold medicine #rei is like ''i am NOT a papa'' and then becomes the world's most worried father Ever when his 4 yr old catches a cold #a.txt

[iphnh]

everyone complains about their job. that doesn't mean everyone is anti-capitalist. similarly, every woman complains about men. that doesn't mean every woman is a feminist.

#radfems please interact #radfems please touch #my sister was deadass trying to convince me our mom was a feminist because she complains about housework and criticizes our dad regularly #and I was like girl...you are talking about the same woman who beat us up as children #and would definitely continue to do it if we were still helpless and in her care #like imagine if a man who regularly beats up his wife was complaining about his job #would we say his complaints = evidence that he has an issue with systems of domination/power and wants to dismantle them LMAO #like be so fucking for real right now....

[cienie-isengardu]

I don't want you to get upset," Vau said, "but Fi's not as you remember him." Etain nodded gravely as they waited for Aay'han to land. Vau wasn't sure if an emotional shock was a good idea for a pregnant woman so close to term, but he had Rav Bralor here if any of that female stuff needed attending to. Mird followed Etain around, staring fascinated at her belly. "He's still Fi, and I think I understand post-coma recovery now," Etain said. "You have no idea how much medical literature I've read recently. But Mird's worrying me." Bralor flicked her thumbnail against the butt of her blaster, making Mird whip its head around to stare balefully at her. "And I can worry Mird. Can't I, my little stinkweed?" Vau felt the need to defend his comrade. "Strills have very acute senses, remember. It knows the baby's coming soon." "As in snack opportunity?" "As in parenting, Rav. Mird is hermaphroditic, remember. It's capable of being a mother, too, and you know how female animals will mother anything." "Even you, Walon ..."

Republic Commando: True Colors

#star wars #republic commando #etain tur mukan #mird #walon vau #rav bralor #OKAY LISTEN BOTH KAL AND VAU HAS SHITTY TAKE ON PREGNANCY AND PUTTING ALL FEMALE PROBLEMS ON RAV #BUT VAU IS STILL BETTER IN THE SENSE HE PRESUMBLY HAS ZERO EXPERIENCES IN THAT MATTER (no children no wife etc) #AND HE IS STILL BETTER THAN SKIRATA'S PREGNANT WOMEN ARE CRANKY SHIT WHEN HE GOT INFO THAT ETAIN ALMOST LOST UNBORN KID #i mean vau worrying that emotional shock may not be the best for etain right now and be glad to have rav around so there will be #at least one person knowing what to do is quite a lot for a man that has zero reasons to care (etain is jedi and kid is her and darman #so vau doesn't need be involved but he is still worrying about her) #like it is clear he is out of his depth when it comes to the female stuff (lol) #but he is clearly trying to be nice and supportive to etain #but also rav #RAV's sass and the even you walon #haha but we know the truth vau is mothering the strill XD #but also i wonder #if strills have this strong need to mother babies - even human babies #shouldn't mird be very protective of small clone cadets? #which make me wonder more why mird would attack ordo on vau's order like it happened according to triple zero? #unless ordo was much older but then if mird mother lil clones would strill see them differently than its own pack? #like i'm kinda furious this thing about strills come in true colors when triple zero was putting vau and mird in such abusive (cruel) act #against ordo / clone #gimme protective mird mothering lil delta squad and atin good damn

[starry-bi-sky]

Aphmau take but the last thing Aaron from the original MCD series needed was to be another piece to Aphmau’s harem. And I mean it in a “he was still trying to avenge the dead wife he had a child with (and his whole village) when he met her” way

#minecraft diaries #aaron lycan #aaron mcd #aphmau mcd #aarmau #mcd #like ong that man was a revenge quest to avenge his dead wife son and village #in thirty seconds his entire life was destroyed right before his eyes #his friends? his family? his people?? all dead in the span of fifteen seconds #he had to bury those people yk #he had to bury his child son and his wife #and his friends and their children #and his people and their children #he should Not have been Aphmau’s endgame boyfriend in MCD #not with THAT unaddressed trauma just sitting there #he also should not have been totally fine with that 15yr tike jump #*time jump #i would say that he should’ve been the one who was the LEAST okay with it #like iirc he wanted to kill Zane and take down O’Khasis right?? #well now Zane’s in another dimension and taking down O’khasis is a bit of a fool’s dream for one man #so i imagine his main focus was killingZane #great now Zane’s in another dimension #his chance of revenge is essentially just poof! gone #and now its been 15yrs since the most traumatic experience in his life? #his wife and son are skeletons in the ground now #i do believe Aaron should’ve gone just Completely Unhinged with that information #like a level SIX tier breakdown #i know the way his backstory reads their deaths happened a while ago #but idk that kinda trauma you just… don’t heal from easily #anyways i might all be wrong about this because its been a MINUTE since i last watched MCD past ep80 of s1

[layzeal]

See thats the thing. Yes it will make him absolutely miserable to end the bloodline. But thats the thing. He can't do otherwise. The more he fails to get a wife (and to examine why), the more he interiorizes that it must come from an inherent fault of his and the worse his attempts get. Thats also why I dont think he would "adopt" either, his problem is that he can't really move on. Jin ling is different, because he's his sisters son, not his. And hes channeled all his energy into him, which is crazy politically speaking since jin ling can never be a jiang heir. I think part of him is terrified that he would do to his actual son what his father did to him (bc he will always love jin ling more on the basis of him being jiang yanlis son, the same way jiang fengmians affection for wei wuxian was a continuation of his love for cangse sanren). I think its really complex but honestly I'm compelled by the increased misery as stated above :)

i get you friend, but i really think you're giving him more credit than it's due 😭 my man has never done a bit of self-analysis in his life and i don't think failing to get a wife will get him to start

#like. he's waaaay too terrified of failing his dad's legacy to let his bloodline die #and the whole thing abt jc is how he ends up falling back into the toxic cycle :( the tragedy of his arc to me #is exactly watching how he turns into his mother despite how much he didnt want to! #he's that guy we all know irl who refuses to analyze himself and will get married and have kids and likely make all the same mistakes #because that's the cycle of generation trauma... and jc is one of the characters in which that is the most clear #but again! i dont think he'd be unhappy with that ending #he doesnt even WANT a wife. a political unpassionate marriage works perfectly well #and if the wife plays her cards right and doesnt rly care for his affection either theyre golden #and his children dont have to be miserable either. yes he fell back into the cycle and we see how much he pushed JL #but he's def not AS bad as his mom. and after the canon events he's likely to chill out #but any jc ending that relies on him doing any sort of self-analysis of his own flaws and mistakes isn't gonna happen i'm sorry dkjvhdh #modao #lace speaks

[trans-leek-cookie]

seeing ppl shipping marcille n chilchuck just makes me. Okay this sucks man. Like these r the least 2 compatible Dungeon Meshi characters chilchuck is a full hater of magic and elves and shit and like. Yeah he can grow out of that but marcille should not have to deal with this idiot. He already lost one wife he doesn't need to be inflicted on more women

#As someone who's pro chilchuck. Leave marcille alone stay friends #Also I believe in lesbian marcille but that's secondary to the fact I feel like they have negative romantic chemistry #Plus marcille is such a romantic idealist and chilchuck is jaded in a way that doesn't feel like ''opposites attract'' but rather #Marcille tries to keep the relationship alive while chilchuck tries to pull away and neither of them can communicate w eachother #That plus the lifespan and arguably maturity differences would just add to the difficulty like. Yah ppl can grow past stuff and learn n shi #But also sometimes that learning is hard and doesn't work out and just leads to you hurting the ppl around you #Because change is scary. Anyway I just genuinely think chilchuck is good on his own! He should be friends will his wife and never date agai #Because I think he would be deeply unpleasant to be in any sort of romantic relationship with tbh #Revised a tag bc while marcille would bring up problems she would have trouble seeing things from chilchucks pov and cgilchuck would #Probably be dismissive bc he sees her as naive and he might be partially right but he'd struggle to be a decent partner bc of his pride #And also literally his wife left and he doesn't fucking know why. He just went damn... Ok... My bad. HELLO #This man is not communicating in a healthy way. Also while he shouldn't have to tell ppl his age and I don't think his secrecy and the way #He values his privacy is bad the fact that he's been working with the party for 4 yrs and it seems like none of them knew #HE HAD CHILDREN? speaks a lot about how secretive he is and I just genuinely don't think marcille would be able to deal with that #The most I can see for them is they try to have a relationship but they end up learning something Important Lessons and their friendship is #Still there but undeniably was strained and forever changed even if they reconcile and improve. 👍

[im2tired4usernames]

I hope what ever asshole cultist invited the stay at home daughter movement a very your dick gets rips into bits and eaten by pigs

#the stay at home daughter movement RUINED MY LIFE #IT RUINED MY CHILDHOOD BECAUSE I WAS FROCED TO BE A HOUSE SLAVE AT AT NINE INSTEAD OF A KID #IT RUINED MY HIGHSCHOOL LIFE AND ALL LIFE PLANNING BECAUSE I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO GET MORE THEN THE BY LAW NEEDED SCHOOLING BECAUSE I WAS #WXPECTED TO BE A HOUSE SLAVE TO MY FAMILY UNTIL THEY PAIRED ME OFF TO A HUSBAND THEN ID BW HIS HOUSE SLAVE AND SEX SLAVE BECAUSE MY JOB IS #CLEAN HOUSE COOK POPULATE THE QUIVERFULL AGENDA AND HAVE 160 KIDS THAT'S KIDS AND NO INTEREST NO HOBBY NO INDIVIDUALITY JUST #CHRISTIAN HOUSE SLAVE OOPS I MEAN WIFE AND MOTHER #IT TOOK AWAY ALL AGENCY I HAD IN MY LIFE BECAUSE MY PLACE WAS CLEANING N COOKING NOT SCHOOL NOT JOB NOT FRIENDS NOT GETTING SMART NOT #GETTING INDEPENDENT IT DRIVES YOU TO RELAY ON A MAN COMPLETELY AND TO SUBMIT COMPLETELY YOU HAVE NO SAY YOU ONLY EXIST FOR WHAT WVER JOB TH #MAN WANTS YOU TO HAVE #I HOPE WHOEVER INTERDUCED THIS TO MY PARENTS CULT GETS EATEN SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY #I'VE NEVER TRIED TO BETTER MYSELF GET MORE SCHOOLING GO FOR A DCENT EDUCATION I'VE BEEN FROCED TO BELIEVE I CAN'T SURVIVE BY MYSELF AND #THEY'RE PROBABLY RIGHT BUT FUCK THEY MADE ME SO STUPID AND.I LET THEM BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT GOD NEEDED #FUCK GOD FUCK RELGIOUS MEN AND FUCK ALL PARENTS WHO PURPOSELY SABOTAGE AND HOLD BACK THEIR CHILDREN FOR THEIR BENEFIT #I'M ANGRY #I DIDN'T DESERVE THAT LIFE I NEED TO FUCKIN GET OUT OF THIS CULTIST HELL I'M TIRED OF LIVING BY THESE STANDARDS AND RULES I WANT A SAY IN MY #LIFE I WANT A LIFE INDEPENDENT FROM GOD AND HIS FOLLOWERS I WANT A SAY IN MY LIFE #I WANT TO BE A PERSON AND NOT PROPERTY OF NO ONE NOT MY FATHER NOT MY MOTHER NOT MY BROTHERS NOT MY HUSBAND NOT GOD FUCK THEM ALLLLLL I WANT #TO BELONG TO ME AND ONLY ME AND I WISH I HAD A WAY OUT THAT I COULD SEE AND ACTUALLY OBTAIN BUT I JUST DON'T #I DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE THE STEPS WILL NEVER BE TAKEN FOR THINGS TO GET BETTER I WILL DIE A DAUGHTER AT HOME I WILL DIE #SERVING THIS CULT AND THEY WILL USE MY CORPSE FOR WHATEVER SERVES THEM ALSO MY NAME WILL BE USED IN WHATEVER WAY PLEASES THEM #I WILL NEVER BE MYSELF I WILL NEVER GET AWAY EVER IT'LL JUST BE IN DAYDREAMS AND WORDS BUT NEVER REALITY

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

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#- HK #had another novel idea based upon that news story about the mosaic at Armageddon being moved to the Museum of the Bible #and how it dates back to the time of Christian persecution by the Roman empire #and yet one of the chief donors to the construction of the church it’s in was a centurion #and now I have this character in my head who is the cynical and ambitious wife of a centurion #who likes him well enough before he converts but is disgusted and disappointed in him afterwards #not because he’s switched religions (this is just the Unknown God right?) but because he’s behaving like a ‘weak’ man #in deferring to her judgment and investing his own time in their children #and fraternizing with people so below their class and worthless in their utility #so she’s like. keeping his secret because Honor. but also hates him for embarrassing her in front of the slaves. #and then she finds out that Christians gather at NIGHT like the cult of BACCHUS?? and do CANNIBALISM?? nah fam she is not having it #but who knows….maybe. he’s found out and sentenced to die and maybe. she save him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #which would be a whole other can of fascinating worms to unpack bc maybe he WANTED to be a martyr maybe he was PREPARED #but I digress #it’d be a deep-study project but I’ve always been fascinated by the Romans so #x #writing

[animezinglife]

They're not even prominent characters, but just the fact that Ezra (who is Fey) will have to watch not only his human wife grow old and die, but his own (mixed) children and their children after that because they don't have the Fey immortality is devastating.

No wonder he's so shut down and broken on top of every other reason.

Anyway, this is why I don't want any of the Prythian Fae we know and love to end up mated to humans. I don't want that pain for either of them.

Pretty sure we can't just conveniently keep tossing them into Cauldrons or killing them and having the High Lords bring them back to life so they can get their happily-ever-after.

#MY HEART WHEN HE PICKED UP HIS LITTLE GIRL AND CARRIED HER TO BED #children of fallen gods #also I am deeply horrified to know I am most likely right on my prediction of how Reshaye came to be #and what Reshaye is #I like his wife so far though #a lot #the war of lost hearts spoilers #the war of lost hearts #children of fallen gods spoilers

[running-in-the-dark]

shit I think I've just admitted to myself for the first time that I kind of hate my dad

#like I've had. conflicting emotions since he died in 2016 #talked through it a lot with my therapist and everything #but. #I think it's only now been long enough that I can be honest and say he really sucked #he was nicer than my mother so he was always my favourite #but he wasn't NICE #he constantly yelled at us #he never stopped my mother from blaming me for everything #right until he died he only cared about his girlfriend and his job #there was never one word about being sad about us (his children) #he did everything for whatever shitty woman he was with at the time. we were never a priority #he treated his girlfriend's daughter (my ex best friend) much better than he ever treated me and she is THE WORST. #like #fuck. that's not okay #he left his first wife and his two small children for my mother #he's always been shitty and I just didn't want to admit that both of my parents were not nice #I mean like I thought it was normal to constantly insult each other and like call your children/parents assholes and whatever #but that's not normal??? #like I even had to defend his shitty girlfriend's daughter all the time. she was so young still and he constantly said mean shit about her #fuck. I'm just so tired #I don't want to think about this anymore #and I will never admit this out loud around anyone in my family. because it was always my mother vs my dad and I was in the middle and #everything he did was my fault. he was the worst so I was the worst #(oh but they also had an affair for like 20 years after their divorce. while she was married and he was in several relationships) #(fuck my parents really just suck all around in every fucking way ľ

[melrosing]

okay I never actually realised till this reread just how obvious it is that Illyrio is Aegon’s true father but…..

#I think I’d forgotten about how sad he is watching Tyrion depart to meet Aegon without him #like I knew the stuff about his Blackfyre wife (probably) and the children’s clothes in his manse #but Illyrio sadly watching his visiting rights ride away escaped me somehow