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I love this

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December 18th

Me: (.)(.)

Tumblr: *Tazes me*

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they really are running out of ideas

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*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

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So sad how J.K. Rowling died shortly after publishing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and was never able to tell us more about the magical world other than what is in the 7 books. I wonder what she would do if she were alive today? Too bad we will never know, ever, because she died in 2007.

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why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead

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Thanks for my free gift, Swag Milhouse

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are you fucking kidding me

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when i heard florence welch sing the words “everything i ever did was just another way to scream your name over and over and over and over and over again” for the first time… i had no choice but to take off running barefoot into the forest 

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my two brain cells communicating

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This is so not a funny time but Toni Braxton managing to misspell the name of every person in this photo including her own ended me

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