#hippy joke

[dichotomoustessellations]

Found a stick of deodorant in a bag of empty nitrous cartridges and I can confidently say I’m the first human to ever put those two things in a bag together

#Deodorant #hippie #hippies #hippy joke #Hippy #nitrous #hippy crack #Srug #Drug #Drug jokes #Lol #lmfao #hehe #twhe #text #tehe #.txt #txt

[amber-laughs]

so lyanna brings home from college this platinum blonde twink who got her name tattooed on his arm after the second date but they’re polite about it (not brandon!) like ned thinks maybe it’s just his older brother bias and is trying to see him from lya’s perspective “hmm this guys handsome i guess, he’s older, he’s rich, passionate. sure we’ll give it a go i mean she’s young they’ll break up soon right? right lyanna? RIGHT??” brandon’s disgusted. rhaegar actually went to an adjacent high school that always beat his school’s football team and brandon always thought his instagram poetry was ass. benjen, lyanna’s little pet dog basically, thinks rhaegar’s great and “you guys if you’re gonna date lyanna you should love her enough to get her named tattooed on you” until she brings benjen to one of rhaegar’s open mics and he has to sit there while they make out and listen to 3 songs about sex with his sister. she’s pregnant 3 weeks later btw

#brandon and rhaegar are not allowed to sit next to each other at thanksgiving #ned starts every conversation with ‘how’s jon?’ but come on now… ned knows how jon is. he knows better than rhaegar #lyarra’s all hippie dippie and thinks lyanna knows what she’s doing rickard’s a military man who’s gonna hate whoever lyanna brings home #benjen does NOT babysit. he’s bad at it. #asoiaf crack #valyrianscrolls #rhaegar targaryen #lyanna stark #rhaegar x lyanna #asoiaf #jon snow #ned stark #brandon stark #benjen stark #modern asoiaf #nothing more humiliating than tagging posts #it’s really just begging people to laugh at your jokes

[science-lings]

Phoenix Wright is literally the most transgender name I’ve ever heard of, he gave it to himself in college, it’s on the very edge of sounding like a real actual name someone would have but there’s no way he didn’t come up with it himself

#it’s the rebirth symbolism and the mythological reference and the purpose of making a pun out of it #he thought he was so clever too #he loves it when everyone calls him wright and he has an opportunity to make a joke #half cool and epic and majestic half jokey silly #phoenix wright #ace attorney #trans phoenix wright #either his parents were hippies or he’s transgender that’s just the only way he’s called that

[badolmen]

Was talking with my dad about how he’s the only family member I can really crack my gay jokes with and he starts telling me how important it is that I have non-family friends to be my unfiltered self around (in far less articulate words). It made me think of one of his friends, which he enthusiastically confirmed that I needed someone just like that and.

Father are you telling me I need someone to have homoerotic tension with to the point of distressing both our heterosexual partners?

#ra speaks #personal #words are hard but like. do you understand how funny this was to me. #my dad and his friend: *constantly referring to each other as boyfriends/boytoys/fags* *consistently go to and talk to each other #about everything in their life including things they keep from their wives* #*’joke’ constantly about finding each other attractive/cheating in their wives with each other* #me: …you sure that’s the totally platonic relationship you want me to emulate with my friendships? #him: yes exactly :D #me: 👍 #I am not gonna interrogate my dad on his hippy days or try to assign him a sexuality like that’s weird and wrong. #but also. you sure you’re totally 100% straight my dude? you sure your friend is totally 100% straight as well????? #even my gay ass can’t tell #edit: I missed. a wholeass word in the first sentence and you all reblogged it anyway. idk if I’m relieved or disappointed.

[clearcatastrophe]

*takes the one off refrence and runs*

Happy birthday you silly mouse

#patb #patb romy #brinky #pinky and the brain #this stupid joke actually got me to listen to their music and its all thanks to a hippie clone mouse from a 90s cartoon

[turtlemurmurs]

Dumb moment my brother and I had akdjflhj. He prefers hiding in the caves during the frog rain and I prefer running around the base laying traps everywhere and not really being able to accomplish anything other than that xD

[oh my science please click for quality]

#wilson looks SO weird when he's wet but I'm cackling because. he looks like a hippie here and it's so funny to me #anyway. can't believe this is the only time I've drawn wanda I LOVE wanda #she's so done 100% of the time and would genuinely find wilson's dumb jokes irritating and I love it akdjflhjdlkfhj #art #my art #fanart #fan art #don't starve #don't starve together #wilson higgsbury #dst wilson #wilson #dst #dst wanda #wanda #frog rain #eyebrella #jadlfkh idk #digital art #2022 #bc most of this was last year I'm just now posting it #turtlemurmurs

[bumblingbabooshka]

Amanda Grayson with her Hubby and Stepson

#I wanted to redesign Amanda Grayson bc I like her flamboyant old woman look but when she's young they always style her look very bland #and proper...and I want her to look like kind of a hippie teacher mess #Amanda & Sarek - annoying girl x killjoy guy #we are each insufferable in our own unique ways #Amanda has a way of getting to people - whether it's good or bad depends on the person but she's someone you remember and who it's easy to #end up talking to for hours and Sarek realizes this too late...before he even knows whats happening he's grocery shopping with this woman as #they both complain about how BRIGHT the store lights are #Sarek: (on date number five) ..........I have a son by the way / Amanda: Aw shit. Let's go to chuck E Cheese. #Amanda goes into Sarek's quarters for the first time and is like this place is AWFUL!! and by the end of the week she's redecorated. #She built him a bedside table. He bought her a pair of gaudy earrings which she loved but didn't get herself during one of their shopping #trips bc she exclaimed 'Ugh! Who do I think I am!?' and speed walked away #Also last bit of personal lore but Amanda told Sarek (as a joke) that before they got married he should ask her father first #(she said this bc Sarek asked her to marry him on like the second date since Vulcans don't date - she said no) #so when Sarek meets Amanda's father he asks the man to marry him - misinterpreting her words (Amanda DIES laughing) #Sarek seems straight but tradition is tradition - if he has to marry Amanda's dad before he can marry her he'll deal with it #Stepmom Amanda swag...she's gonna give this grumpy lil boy a piggyback ride and giggle about his dad with him #anyway...I like this version of Amanda - she makes her own kombucha and insists you take a jar home with you #Sarek/Amanda #star trek #star trek art #Sarek #Amanda Grayson #sarek art #amanda grayson art #bea art tag #Sarek calls Amanda : dear darling beloved blossom my heart etc #Amanda calls Sarek: elbows knees bigntall sharpie etc #the times she calls him stuff like 'honeycake' and other such stupid-sweet things are times he pretends to find baffling but cherishes 4ever #couple that has a list of things to ask before they eat at a new place #Is it vegetarian? Is it kosher? Is it organic? Is it spicy?

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

A little on how my day has transpired

But no really, is it acceptable to quit a boring office temp job because no one in the cubicles around me has any sense of humour? 😂

#some hippie backpacker came in today and he legit looked like Jesus #he asked if we could fill his water bottle up and I joked once he was gone wondering if he’d turn it into wine or something #idk the joke was funnier in the moment #and no one laughed #all that echoed in the office was the click clack clicking of droning typing

[br1ghtestlight]

day one of the lily belcher fixation: this character is so interesting :) she's bob's mom but we dont really know that much about her or when she died

day one hundred of the lily belcher fixation: TIMELINE-WISE IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE THAT LILY BELCHER ATTENDED THE WOODSTOCK FESTIVAL IN 1969,

#this is a joke but also not really. bcuz she did #it isn't MY fault she happened to be in the ny/nj area during woodstock as a 1960s hippie and of woodstock-attending age #there were like 500k people there. chances are!!!! #txt #bob's burgers

[djsherriff-responses]

Goth Rayman costume in Laserhawk but it was while in college as he was going through a goth phase.

I think Rayman’s college days would’ve taken place around the 40s or late 50s. Going with the fact Rayman is older than Eden and taking some consideration on how long it took Eden to go from a business company to rebranding the USA as their own property , Eden’s take over of America was most likely completed no later than the early 60s. The cyberpunk tech in the setting where the year is 1992 definitely throws some screws into how this timeline came to be, but i imagine the previous decades would’ve had similar fashion trends to our world that just ended up with more technological advancements

That’s a long winded way of saying goths weren’t a thing till the 80s and thus no goth college Rayman : (

Greasers were a thing in the 50s though 👀

#captain laserhawk #ask me #asks #rayman #I wanted to make a hippie joke but they didn’t really become a thing till the 60s #The reason I think Rayman would’ve been at college in the 40s/50s is because i think it would’ve taken Eden YEARS to become what it is now #And considering how Sarah was a brainwashed kid I imagine the cast that’s on the younger side were born AFTER Eden got full USA control #I’m still admittedly confused why the show is set in the 90s besides 90s game console references #Like in Sarah’s back story as a kid the year would’ve been late 60s/early 70s #And yet it doesn’t look much different to the 90s #I imagine “video game logic” but like come on #Could totally see Eden using old school 50s sit coms as propaganda

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

@queensqueercourt I saw the intern and just knew I had to draw them with the chemist! He honestly thought miss pauling was trying to recruit him into a cult when she got him to sign up with RED lmao

Anyways I love your art it's very shaped! Hope you like it ^^

#my art #tf2 oc #for context the chemist is a hippy whos been caught up in several cults #the joke of his character is peace and love hippy who also burns people alive with acid for a living

[cursed-elo-images]

TAG YOURSELF: ELO EDITION

Text in the description in case the text in the image is hard to read:

Fluff (Jeff)

-very shy and tries to be wholesome

-still tries to be the responsible leader

-gets irritated at society

-listens to the Beatles and wears floofy oversized sweaters

Chevrolet (Bev)

-has a planet fitness membership

-wears tank tops all the time

-obsessed with pickup trucks

-really tall, muscular, but not intimidating, acts like a parent and is sweet

Jelly (Kelly)

-obsessed with video game speedruns

-never gets tired

-does plushie and action figure hauls

-certified gamer

Randy (Richard)

-a genuinely great cook and loves food so much

-the quiet hippie one

-very nerdy and knows esoteric info on oddly specific things

-a peaceful eccentric

Milk (Mik)

-well behaved

-likes fart jokes

-has a Pinterest board of horses

-does nothing wrong

Hug (Hugh)

-wears the most flamboyant clothing in public without caring what others thinks because they’re oh so wild and edgy

-tries to act intimidating and scary towards people but cries easily

-huge animal lover and is kind and gentle to them

-weird and silly and goofs around during conversations

Smell (Melvyn)

-way too talkative

-loves hugs and is very nice

-is weird and just wants friends

-pretty and enjoys being dolled up

I’m Smell

#electric light orchestra #hugh mcdowell #jeff lynne #melvyn gale #bev bevan #mik kaminski #richard tandy #kelly groucutt #this would be a very odd friend group and i like that #i would love to hang out with the main person of the group and listen to the Beatles with them and complain about society hating us #id love to hang out with the fitness person in the gym and they can adopt me in the friend way (it was a trend in my friend group at school #id play video games with the gamer and have fun with them #id hang out with the hippie and have them cook food for us and id let them go on tangents of oddly detailed and obscure stuff like yes #with the jokester id make jokes with them and laugh until we cry and let them talk about horses even though im not really into them myself #with the scary edgy person id honestly hang out with them and go to them for advice on clothes because they’re pretty #the scary person being secretly soft hearted and cute is so beautiful asdfghjkl #I’d be kinda scared of them tho haha #and making a fool of myself and doing weird silly rebellious things with them would be so funny lol #and honestly? having the weird person want hugs all the time in order to live warms my heart #imagine one day i meet my friend group and i see them and they rant about how lonely they are and that they want more friends #and i feel so bad for them and they hug me and i approve of it and we become besties and they act weird and they talk to me all the time #i would also love discussing fashion with the weird one as well #ugh i just want that to happen please i need that in my life #that’s life in my opinion

[fatalebridget]

#girlblogging #aesthetic #grunge #vintage #trippy #hippie #witch #female hysteria #dead #pale #tw 9/11 #9/11 joke

[goatmilksoda]

Events with moms side of the family: "did you hear about how Jeanette's mom's college roommate's sister got engaged to a doctor?"

Events with dads side of the family: "yeah, I am psychically channeling the twin that Ben ate in utero.... anyway, do you want to hear the story of how I was conceived?"

#goat talk #i love my dads family they are so fucking funny #they drop absolute bombs of lore every time i see them it cracks me up #every time on the drive home i gotta be like “Aunt Joan was joking about that... right???' and he's always like 'no she was serious!' #and elaborates on the situation and its like HUH #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU OWNED A HIPPIE COMMUNE #you know?? #anyway its my moms side of the family that are the blackout drunk alcoholics btw

[counterattacker]

Observation: Fuiro and Hippi have the same weird half-pants, but are each missing the opposite half of said pants

Evidence-Based Conclusion: they're dating :)

#vocaloid #fuiro #cevio #hippi cevio #my friends and i have been joking about this since fuiro released

[radiosummons]

Qui-Gon would never roll a joint in front of anyone, but I don't think anyone would be surprised if he did.

#star wars shitpost #qui gon jinn #dumb joke requested by my sister to post #i don't actually think qui gon is a stoner #but i wouldn’t be surprised #something something qui gon is a hippie #pulls up to the council meeting in a weed shirt and flip flops #this post is so dumb